SAM ELLIOTT CURSES LIKE A TRUE COWBOY!

[988417307]

jajaa payaso

[Haloman2023]

I lol'd.

Well, I almost lol'd.

No, I didn't.

[queenchese1]

.58 seconds of my life I will never get back. Thanks a lot.

[bravo11x]

that some funny stuff der bob

[cineasta71]

fag's voice in comparison to Sam Elliot's.

[thedanish165]

lol That sounds like Seth Rogen

[cunnidvd]

to stay in the spirit of the movie he should use "fuck" or "fucking" seven or eight times

[speedyspooley]

I thought it was funny......

[ThePolecatz]

awesome

[killertellitubby]

lol

[superfordtech]

this sucks

[z28931]

What a loser zdub is...... Get a life,and while your at it you might want to chill out on taking god's name in vein......

[TheSnakeoilmerchant]

@z28931 You're the loser, loser. god isn't real and neither is santa claus, the easter bunny or the boogie man. And if you believed in god one might capitalize his name chump

[z28931]

@TheSnakeoilmerchant FUCK YOU NIGGER. YOU HATE GOD BECAUSE HE MADE YOU BLACK.... HE HATES YOU JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD DOES. YOUR RACE IS NOTHING BUT LOW LIFES THAT SPONGE OFF OF HARD WORKING TAX PAYERS.

[bdshank]

I gotta admit this made me laugh Goddammit!

[yodathedrunk]

whoever made this loves to drink semen.

[freufenglibber123]

FUCKING STUPID!!

[seanymo]

this is funny some people need to get a fucking sence of humour...............man

[userbeverage]

This pretty funny! :-)

[fattymcfatfatism]

Yes dude!!!!

[pescadortex]

The Dude abides



[jenssoderberg]

Nice voice, but when you are doing the fake mouth on a person thing, you first need to get out of character. And you need to stay away from cult movies, the crowd that likes a cult movie can be rather fierce. :)

[AzumangaDaioh1fan]

I actually thought this was pretty funny, mostly because of the mouth.

[QuadSuit]

Not to mention he was a cow as well.

[xRevoIver]

Landon Rickets from RDR Looks alot like sam elliot

[mtdampergal]

Hate this...the mans a Legend...so why are you making a fool out of MY "ICON" ...Go look at yrself you bloody idiot,and leave our Sam Elliot alone.

[jacobocaj777]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!

[celts71]

this is terrible, shame is has that many views

[DranzieBooy]

What is the music track???

[cockadoodl]

Your reasining was so subpar I'm not even 20 and quote "my own Goddamn mustache" twice and I am Deffinatley not a cowboy

[XanltheCSG]

Someone should pull the fuckin trigger till it goes...click.

[TheHockeyCentral]

That was ugh....y'know...umm.....terrib­le, man.

[LCONBEN]

This is an abomination!

[msgoin]

You need a lower voice with a slower drawl. Not bad though dude.

[mitzle1999]

You know what that is? That's just a goddamn mockery of Elliot!!! 

[MuToiDMaN]

Happy Birthday Sam Elliott!

[patsaxon]

He could not say the words: Fuck, shit, hell, son of ah' bitch, bastard, hell, damn, dammit, ass, ass-hole, jesus christ?

[tvrmx]

Sam Elliott would never say "anyways".

[VerdascoFan]

@tvrmx THANK YOU!!!!!!! DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND THAT SAYING "ANYWAYS" MAKES NO SENSE? ANYWAYs...? If people actually thought about it they'd realize it makes no sense at all. Too bad nowadays, people think thinking is too much effort wasted on not drinking beer and having sex.

[waxmastawes]

fuckin awesome

[gragrn]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

[MuToiDMaN]

Laughed in spite of myself

[JADsGames]

Well, while I don't like people to make fun of Sam Elliot, I do agree: He is the best God damn actor in movies today!

[xWaRfArEx333]

Ummm yea hi I was wondering if I could have the time I wasted watching this refunded?? Thanx

[ineedtothinkificate]

That sucked so much

[robonez]

Man oh man, this is some of the lamest stuff I've seen in quite a while.

[Mrkoolaidman90]

WASTE OS TIME...

[trb1952]

That's sacrilege dude. Not funny.

[kozel84]

awesome, 5 stars! :)))

[ndogkik]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TO FUNNY MAN 5 STARS

[rickcee]

Pal....comedy isn't for you. This isn't funny. It just isn't.

[MrTrollist]

what a buttcowboy

[raghornhs]

Hilarious!!

[nicho2k]

brilliant

[MrTrollist]

yea, something ur not.

[hollygugl]

i hate to hear God's name in vain..........ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Tastytoast225]

goddamn bible basher

[MrTrollist]

thats what she said

[MrTrollist]

kristian fuck.

[cmonty72]

LOL

[kevinhirstius]

crap shit video kill urself

[themisanthrope62]

You're ridiculous. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but anyone who says "crap shit" isn't really living.

[MrTrollist]

like u?

[MrTrollist]

no u

[themisanthrope62]

What?

[RAJSTA81]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahah lmfao

[Ieat6pies]

ok....

[stflaw]

That was creepy.

[jjdalton09]

Goddamn!

[RCP42088]

great video

[barracudatheband]

i can play a cowboy in my goddamn sleep bahahahaha

[airsoftbro123]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[BarbieAnorexia]

i guess "goddamn" is in these days:P you r da best goddamn actor in da goddamn world sam goddamn elliot :] i wish i could b you and i do give a "goddamn" about you mustache, goddamn you r the most goddamn awesomest actor in this whole goddamn country. and i like how yu show up as ben on the goddamn barnyard movie!goddaaaaaamn i have never said goddamn this much in my goddamn life.. GODDAMN!!! xD

[horsecrazypeep101]

"This is a real goddamn mustache. I grew it myself."

That's what got me there. I was bursting out laughing at that!

[PAAL323]

The Fuckin Man

[lighthouseofhope555]

That's goddamn funny!!! Sam Goddamn Elliott kicks goddamn ass!!! You goddamn rule Sam!!! Don't let them goddamn goat herders get you down Sam!!! Shoot them goddamn bastards if they try and lay into your goddamn 'stache!!! Your goddamn awesome Sam!!! Goddamn I've never type goddamn so many times in my life!!! Goddamn!!!

[merryrogue]

Sam Elliot deserves a list of embellishments more than Chuck Norris did.

[misfitsskater90]

oh hell yeah like "sam elliot could single handedly kill everyman woman and child with his voice." sam elliot is awesome

[rogerrodd]

This is SO FUNNY!!!......if you're in 4th grade.

[groudon8]

Does that mean a 5th grader wouldn't think this is funny?

[rogerrodd]

It's not so much the grade in school as the intellect and amusement factors that are associated with that age group. My comment was also something called sarcasm. I hope that helps to answer what I hope for your sake was a rhetorical question.

[groudon8]

Ha, it was.

[jsunrise]

roger-odd, what does age have to do with it? I think it is funny, you dont...big fucking deal..I never want to be a cynical fuck like you....

[rogerrodd]

jsunrise: Then stay the juvenile humored jackoff that you are. See how easy that is?

[dirkschuitsma]

wiseass..

[rogerrodd]

You going somewhere with this or are you just running laps?

[dirkschuitsma]

I am not going any further than writing "wiseass"..sorry..

[rogerrodd]

You just did.

[dirkschuitsma]

Yeah I am the king of wiseasses..

[rogerrodd]

All the votes aren't in yet.

[dirkschuitsma]

Well, I got mine..

[rogerrodd]

That's not gonna get it. Better call Carl Rove.

[dirkschuitsma]

Carl Rove turned gay..

[rogerrodd]

Turned?

[dirkschuitsma]

As in turning. As a turner.

[rogerrodd]

"Turned" as a question to you statement implies that he didn't suddenly become gay. He always was. That's called sarcasm. It will help you.

[dirkschuitsma]

I know.. But I dont even know the guy..

[rogerrodd]

You don't know me either and you called me a wiseass.

[dirkschuitsma]

Cause of your comment..wiseass,, ;)

[rogerrodd]

Weak.

[dirkschuitsma]

Plop.

[rogerrodd]

Done.

[dirkschuitsma]

Weak.

[rogerrodd]

Plagiarism.

[MrTrollist]

no u

[MrTrollist]

thats what ur mother said to your fathers dick

[dirkschuitsma]

wiseass? to his dick?

[MrTrollist]

thats what i said to your mother yesterday

[libertycaps666]

hahahaha sam elliot fucking kicks ass

[RuneScapeGoddess69]

hahahha

[dmvella33]

what is the song in the background?

[Bigstarrocker9]

Sams the man!

[Wdd4lif3]

sam elliot fuckin owns!

[GreatAkuHa]

LOL Sam FTW!!

[JMedglinFTW]

thank you.

[stevo26472]

mince

[aellorac]

Is this suppose to be funny?

[jsunrise]

check your prozac dosage.

[HARMANTW]

Yes, and it's hilarious.

[chompeepe]

You really don't do Sam justice, actually you suck at it!!!! Keep your dad job. You most likely cant even ride a fucking horse

[shg2fish2]

rotflmao!  *chants* WE WANT MORE...WE WANT MORE...WE WANT MORE!

[chapp54]

Please stop!

[hoodlum1365]

This aint no fake GODDAMN moustacce

[horohorosrin]

XD too god damn amazing.

But it's true, the guy just...exudes coolness. And mustache.

[kingofrock56]

this ain't funny

[jimcurtis12]

what software do you use to get your mouth on the picture? Jim

[asmilesa]

what software do I use to get your mouth on my hardware

[leebob86]

...you made me so horny saying that...I wanna RAM my harddrive into your mainframe.

[Irish614]

ahahaha that is fucking great

[Therodeowalker]

@asmilesa lmfao

[perciball90210]

Sam Eliot es una gran actor...please alguien que suba la pelicula Lifeguard, a Sam se le ve con un fisico espectacular...

[titetags]

sam elliot rox fuk u

[Goddamn7]

AWESOME!!!  GODDAMN AWESOME!

[Hermans4ife]

lol very good vid

[Wizzydoofer]

HA HA HA BRILL! MORE!

[amoeboid123]

LMFAO!!!!!! this is the the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!!!!!

[MyLifeIsACountrySong]

lol sam elliot is so god damn good

[sun2515]

damm that is funny..thanks for the belly laugh!

[jraya94]

fuck this guy hes an a hole insalten sam elliot

[MitchellSG1]

I just had a thought for something you should do. You know his "Tombstone" co-star Val Kilmer just hired to voice K.I.T.T. in the "Knight Rider" movie that airs on the 17th. You should do Sam Elliott as the car. "I don't need a goddamn driver! I can drive my goddamn self!"

[ZDUBTV]

my mole thanks you for noticing him. i usually get all of the credit.

[biggiebeans]

that aint no god damn fake mole on right side of your chin either.

are you j-stew?

[regalkidney]

good.

[closetbug]

BWUAHAHA!!! Brilliant!

[LLANGSTON69]

LMAO ! That was funny ! Thanks. Sam Elliot rules!

[cruzander]

Eliott's moustache should be in the

Smithsonian next to Mr. Rogers' sweater.

[Sibzlipz]

lolz!!!! so true!!!

[BillKephart]

The original title for the book of Revelation was Sam Elliot and Friends

[MadlyMe]

Holy shit! I'm laughing into tears!

[joelyn21327]

You made me laugh thanks!!!