Funny series. I have worked for companies like this (you know how you are you numbnuts corporate execs) and I have felt the same way that this sales guy feels. It really has nothing to do with tracking your progress. Sales Force should be a tool for trhe highly qualified sales people to track themselves. Not for some corporate Gumbo who only goal in life is to think they are prettier, taller and smarter than the next guy. insecure bastards!!!!
Anybody who has ever been in sales (radio) should really find the humor in this skit. Perfect! A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL CLEAR CHANNEL EMPLOYEES (Ex & Present) ! Brother & Sisters in arms.
THOSE THAT CAN NOT LEAD; MANAGE HOW PATHETIC THAT SO MANY COMPANIES DON'T TAKE THE TIME TO GET THE RIGHT PERSON ON THE BUS IN THE RIGHT SEAT...AS A RESULT THEY ARE REDUCED TO SUCH TACTICS
classic prick manager, he has plenty to just go ahead and fire him right from the first sentence, but must go through the laundry list of BS. our guy the salesman doesn't give two shits, but manager keeps on rocking.
Laff my ass off. Our division head issued work cell phones so he could track calls and see why he couldn't reach us from 11am till 2pm. Most of sales force would shut them off , but we had a tech which would "blind call" my phone and 4 others during those hours so it showed we were prospecting...took him 3 months to figure it out, just as he did he was transferred so we started all over again with new head...
Not nearly as funny as the 1st one unfortunately because The Joy of a Salesman was spot on.
This one had the potential to be just as good however when it veered off & onto the managers daughter & wife it just seemed too ulgy and unreal.
Mrsalesguy01 stay on point as it relates to the sublime & ridiculous material that I somehow believe you witness often that is your best material and funny because no one other than those of us that have actually sat in a meeting to discuss the meeting!
I have been selling cars for 7 yrs now and I have worked from the pot lot on south tacoma way to the high end luxury store that I am at now and its all the same shit. Yes the first one hit it on the head but the second was ok to .
I agree, over the top. First was close to reality. This is insulting to sales people. Good sales people just move on, and leave the jerks to themselves.
@MelSnyder - Right... first one was far more realistic (and funny as hell!!!). So many points were so spot on that the creator has either lived or is currently living it - as those of us in sales know firsthand.
I had a sociopathic, extremely narcissistic, asshole boss who needed to be worshipped and used his job to buy his friends. He was the poster child for several mental disorders and I'm convinced he's bisexual. I don't care about his nipple ring or the definition of felching. His third marriage must have failed by now and his mid-20s daughter (unintentional pregnancy and not from any wife) would have a better life as a stripper than having anything to do with him. I will shit on his grave.
Hilarious as always.
ccsaad5 2 months ago
Hey! great video! Hope to find more uploads from you :)
ameliaclarke37 3 months ago
Funny series. I have worked for companies like this (you know how you are you numbnuts corporate execs) and I have felt the same way that this sales guy feels. It really has nothing to do with tracking your progress. Sales Force should be a tool for trhe highly qualified sales people to track themselves. Not for some corporate Gumbo who only goal in life is to think they are prettier, taller and smarter than the next guy. insecure bastards!!!!
drussin1 8 months ago
crazy....
barbtylor 10 months ago
OBEY.
CorporateRule 11 months ago
So, when did you work for me? LOL jk
228richie 1 year ago
WOW, great work. You sure you dont work in my company..lol
bturco 1 year ago
i love how he goes into that long ass thing about his daughter, and then the boss's reaction "...that is some really fucked up shit."
uayankeesjm 1 year ago
Hilarious!! This one is great. So true about the tracking of EVERYTHING!
buttlm 1 year ago
Con-way Transportation...Big Brother is always watching.
CoachAsmono 1 year ago
Anybody who has ever been in sales (radio) should really find the humor in this skit. Perfect! A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL CLEAR CHANNEL EMPLOYEES (Ex & Present) ! Brother & Sisters in arms.
greichenbach 1 year ago
THOSE THAT CAN NOT LEAD; MANAGE HOW PATHETIC THAT SO MANY COMPANIES DON'T TAKE THE TIME TO GET THE RIGHT PERSON ON THE BUS IN THE RIGHT SEAT...AS A RESULT THEY ARE REDUCED TO SUCH TACTICS
13Philadelphia 1 year ago
OMG!! Is this about Carmax?
jprader1 1 year ago
The first few seconds are hilarious!
lawofattractionsucks 1 year ago
to bad we cant really talk to our boss like that ha ha
kapela71 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lol lol lol
kapela71 1 year ago
classic prick manager, he has plenty to just go ahead and fire him right from the first sentence, but must go through the laundry list of BS. our guy the salesman doesn't give two shits, but manager keeps on rocking.
markbhoward 1 year ago
OMG, this is so funny!
brendavv2002 1 year ago
Reminds me of Cumulus Broadcasting
fishface1888 1 year ago
i am laughing my ass off...
eiswien 1 year ago
is this verizon?
millz144 1 year ago
So good.
Encenoa 1 year ago
this is so awesome
RenoAudiNV 1 year ago
Laff my ass off. Our division head issued work cell phones so he could track calls and see why he couldn't reach us from 11am till 2pm. Most of sales force would shut them off , but we had a tech which would "blind call" my phone and 4 others during those hours so it showed we were prospecting...took him 3 months to figure it out, just as he did he was transferred so we started all over again with new head...
robbiesean 1 year ago
This had to be from a person who now works for AT&T. Keep the zingers coming.
TheLowesGA 1 year ago
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markbhoward 1 year ago
Oh my god I'm dying! Who recorded the evil voice in my head and put it on you tube?
shopson11 1 year ago
excellent!
troutman9 1 year ago
Too funny!
TheSallyCevasco 1 year ago
too f'in funny........Keep 'em coming!!!!
jreid8231 1 year ago
DudEEEEE, thank you thank you thankyou, thats all i have to say, you made my sales job have some humor in it...for once. f*ck
geninlamp2008 1 year ago
OMG I am sure that this is an AT&T Video
janeen216 1 year ago
LMFAO!! They tried this shit at my work. Too bad we're all tech's and they underestimate our ability to hack through that crap.
DarkManX3669 1 year ago
too funny
vingaetano1 1 year ago
kool
6030nht 1 year ago
Brilliant! Mr. Sales Guy is our new hero!
spkeeley1 1 year ago
I am crying over here, that is some funny arse sheat !!!!
bcins7311 1 year ago
Mr. Salesguy... You are the man!!! CONFIRMED
larski1959 1 year ago
Don't shoot the messanger... LOL LOL
ConservativeNRA 1 year ago
dude you are hilarious keep making cartoons
brancane47 1 year ago
Not nearly as funny as the 1st one unfortunately because The Joy of a Salesman was spot on.
This one had the potential to be just as good however when it veered off & onto the managers daughter & wife it just seemed too ulgy and unreal.
Mrsalesguy01 stay on point as it relates to the sublime & ridiculous material that I somehow believe you witness often that is your best material and funny because no one other than those of us that have actually sat in a meeting to discuss the meeting!
13Philadelphia 1 year ago 2
Haha this is hilarious! Been in sales for 5 years
ccaputo90 1 year ago
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angelcyi 1 year ago
I have been selling cars for 7 yrs now and I have worked from the pot lot on south tacoma way to the high end luxury store that I am at now and its all the same shit. Yes the first one hit it on the head but the second was ok to .
BabyLov3ly 1 year ago 2
Dude,
These are very cool, and so true. Please keep them coming.
mffarrell 1 year ago
first one way better
wavyd1960 1 year ago
Wow he really went off this time didn't he?
armlocks101 1 year ago
That long string chain reaction was brilliant.
thesoni 1 year ago
It's the new Dilbert. Luv it!
2BumKnees 1 year ago
I love these videos! So funny and true!!
Padillatube 1 year ago
Its not the same without the old voice...
purecarnagge 1 year ago
Having been in Sales for a Major Corp for almost 40 years - This is "Right On."
PressCheck 1 year ago
Kind of boring. The first was good, but the second was not so good!
timeshareliberty 1 year ago
Some funny things, but not as good as the first.
chickenandwaffles09 1 year ago 2
I agree, over the top. First was close to reality. This is insulting to sales people. Good sales people just move on, and leave the jerks to themselves.
MelSnyder 1 year ago
@MelSnyder - Right... first one was far more realistic (and funny as hell!!!). So many points were so spot on that the creator has either lived or is currently living it - as those of us in sales know firsthand.
kellruss 1 year ago
Great job...keep 'em coming!!
chrish1028 1 year ago
A little over the top
BMWLDRider 1 year ago
I had a sociopathic, extremely narcissistic, asshole boss who needed to be worshipped and used his job to buy his friends. He was the poster child for several mental disorders and I'm convinced he's bisexual. I don't care about his nipple ring or the definition of felching. His third marriage must have failed by now and his mid-20s daughter (unintentional pregnancy and not from any wife) would have a better life as a stripper than having anything to do with him. I will shit on his grave.
OldWiseAndPissed 1 year ago
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OldWiseAndPissed 1 year ago
LOL I just love this! I have been in sales for over 40 years. I can so relate to this.
truthsabre7 1 year ago
Another great one! Keep them coming!
Greatloop 1 year ago
awesome. u should do one with the bosses daughter at a strip club. lol
theoriginaldevilsace 1 year ago