The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

[fryman16]

I changed it a little, to make it a better film, It is better to have the audience see that the father is about to eat his son, rather than just tell them that is what is about to happen.

[fryman16]

I changed it a litte, to make it a better film

[SuperNutmeg17]

why ... did you chage it?

[uneekteen100]

best version of this poem!!

[BlackBloodPL]

Great!

[applebaby]

the doctor said

"I can't be quite sure,

But the cause of the problem may also be the cure.

They say oysters improve your sexual powers.

Perhaps eating your son

Would help you do it for hours!"

There's a lot of mistakes in the narration.

[thewizardofARGH]

This is NOT the true poem. The real one's better.

[fryman16]

This is the real poem, it is straight out of Tim Burton"s book

[mitchellkhp]

AHAHAHAAHAHA

this was great