I Hate Twitter

[monkeythehedgehog]

finally someone gets it

[tony1985ize]

i hate twiiter i ahte facebook, myspace porn almost everthing in general except youtube which i love the most

[sketchyou]

Self Promotion! aRrrr it'll drag you dowN like tHe beast

[pugs321]

F*ck Twitter, Fuck Facebook, and of Course Myspace, and fuck Skype...etc

Except Youtube.

[maggiesimpsonrox]

ok i watched this video coz i hate twitter, but this was absolute crap, and in the end u say u luv twitter make ur bloody mind up

[liketheuniverse11]

Very cute! The big problem is: we're all very needy people! We need a lot of love...from each other...yeah...still, we'll never confess it, right?

[ACDCISCOOLNESS]

it does seem to take alot to communicate with people like on twitter due to their smuggy'ness, I mainly use it to talk to a friend in AZ. I did have fun making fun of my old Highschool when they started to follow me. then they left. hehehehe Some guy told me downloading movies is lame. I told him so was highschool. But im not following them they are following me... heheheh

[MrKevinolivera]

awesome video

[4evaclapham]

Twitter... home of the shallow... trivial... pointless... disposable... lightweight... half-wit... a true abomination of the internet... whenever I am asked "do you tweet"...reply... "only after a curry"

[NovemVmbrae666]

@BenevolentShadows like anyone gives a shit what you say. who the fuck are you? fucking douchebag faggot

[kingoniranger]

you know why I hate twitter......BECAUSE MEGAMAN IS NOT ON MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3 TWITTER GUY MAKE A RUMOR ABOUT ON TWITTER THAT'S WHY I HATE IT TWITTER GUY WHO MAKES RUMORS MUST DIE TWITTER MUST DIE VIEWTIFUL JOE TRON BONNE ARTHUR MUST DIE AND BE FORGOTTEN EVER I HATE HSIEN-KO MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3 WITHOUT MEGAMAN IS A FAIL TWITTER MUST DIE

[Sonny0612]

facebook ftw

[wiseidiot5763]

the twitter bird is the demon spawn of satan

[926531]

twitter haters r mostly white anti social people with no friends to tweet to, loners, or fat/ skinny white loners

[dbeezycentex]

I hate twitter lemme tell you why... the reason I hate twitter is....FUCK OUTTA CHARACTERS!...twitter chews dog turds its only purpose is for boring comedians and actors to let you in on where thier next "appearance" is or what their next "project" is.....eat my balls twitter with you 30% retention rate

[FoxieEnvy]

Twitter is GAY! Nobody cares what other people are doing 24/7!

[NovemVmbrae666]

@FoxieEnvy nobody cares about a retard with the name "foxieenvy." what a stupid faggot fucking name. we don't care what you are doing "24/7" you dumbass nigger

[FoxieEnvy]

@NovemVmbrae666 That made my laugh. XD To bad I don't care what you have to say. :)

[SatanikaLvx666]

@FoxieEnvy and I don't care what some dumb cunt called "foxieenvy" has to say. die you stupid cunt

[FoxieEnvy]

@SatanikaLvx666 You firsthoe. :)

[SatanikaLvx666]

@FoxieEnvy fuck you stupid faggot cunt. FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT NIGGER

[FoxieEnvy]

@SatanikaLvx666 You first hoe. :)

[Christianitylol]

Twitter can eat my asshole. It has no real purpose. While I hate to admit it, Facebook at the very least allows me to keep in touch with friends overseas every now and again.

[NovemVmbrae666]

@Christianitylol facebook is for brainless sheep that do not even know how to use a computer. apparently, you have no real purpose also

[xshinigamilordx]

I GET SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING @ ITS SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING its on youtube now aswell FUCK!!!!!!

[veedubhev]

Good Video and yes i understand completely what you mean about twitter xD

[veedubhev]

@BenevolentShadows I have to disagree. If you follow self centered a**holes then yes your comment maybe true, but i can honestly say i Love twitter & dont follow any a**holes & i am not as a**hole either. Just had to say that, sorry. (would an a**hole say sorry? No dont think they would,lol) :)

[NovemVmbrae666]

@veedubhev amen

[waitingformusic]

3. minutes ago.

OOH I JUST SAW A PIGEON EATING SOME BREAD THAT THE OLD LADY THROWS OUT EVERY TUESDAY. Woop woop!

7 minutes ago.

I AM EATING AN APPLE. Its fantastic. It is green.

8 minutes ago.

I FINISHED THE APPLE. IT WAS NICE.

11 minutes ago.

I FEEL LIKE DANCING.

12 minutes ago. IM DOING THE MC HAMMER RUNNING MAN IN MY NONSTICK SHOWER SHOES.

[926531]

@waitingformusic only dumb white immature people tweet about pointless random shit liek that, which is u and all the twitter haters, tweet about important shit idiots LOL, no one gives a fuck about lil things ur doing like that

[991ASHLEY]

I HATE TWITTER 2!

[guavalava79]

some people tweet some people follow, i only follow sport related accounts cause it gives me up to the minute results for the games i miss, u don't have to do both just follow what's useful

[COBUntillTheDayIDie]

Twitter is ruining my life 140 characters at a time :/

[mm862010]

The social networking of Twitter is a PIECE OF SHIT!!! ARRRGHHH!!!! All this random tweeting about other people's lives on Twitter pisses me off. Besides, I hate Twitter. Secondly, it's about following people. If you follow them, they'll probably follow you. If they don't follow you, unfollow them. I mean, what's the friggin point?! It's like getting other people's attention related for what!? Ridiculous man!

[hornymanonfire]

i fucking hate twitter

[dotegeezyashite]

i have too laugh at these twitter idoits too whats so good about telling people the finer details of their sad little lifes, i just cant see what so good about typing oh am off to have dinner oh am gonna take a shit oh i just shagged the slag next door...ok thats interesting but you get the drift

[NovemVmbrae666]

@dotegeezyashite the word is "lives" you dumb shit

[dotegeezyashite]

@NovemVmbrae666 what's with the 666 bullshit fuckface? does mummy think your evil? hee hee bet little kids think your the real deal eh? arsehole!

[SatanikaLvx666]

@dotegeezyashite so, you have a problem with the "666" you motherfucking cocksucking faggot? what are you, a fucking right-wing xian faggot? FUCKING DIE YOU STUPID DUMBASS NIGGER

[dotegeezyashite]

@SatanikaLvx666 ha ha...i mean hee hee you mad eh cockboy answer the fuckin question does mummy think your evil? and therefor you've believed it? hee hee little wanker is what ye are son and when some nigger shags that dirty little ringpiece of yours reality will kick in. ha ha...i mean fuckin hee hee

[SatanikaLvx666]

@dotegeezyashite fuck you stupid ugly queer faggot. go suck a fucking nigger cock you stupid motherfucking FAGGOT. DIE YOU STUPID PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT FAGGOT

[dotegeezyashite]

@SatanikaLvx666 why are all you numbfucks the same think yer nasty do you ya little turd, i wid dearly love to show you just what nasty means son, and what's with all the nigger nonsense idoit i live in england not as many here not that they bother me, i reckon a nigger fucked your mother.....did a nigger fuck your mother cuntybollocks? eh? did a nigger leave you traumitised hee hee wwwanker ha ha ha

[dotegeezyashite]

@SatanikaLvx666 looks like i owned you cuntybolloks, cowardly cunts like you always fold in the end just like you, shitbag!

[SatanikaLvx666]

@dotegeezyashite you didn't "own" shit FAGGOT. no body cares about your retarded FAGGOT "opinion." go fuck a duck you dumb TARD

[sweetiepsyche]

I hate twitter too! plurk is better

[timninerell]

how about you follow my foot up your ass. twiiter is so queer, the name and logo look like the name of a gay club or something. people who use it are pathetic pieces of shit.

[Vortexghost]

I scared an old school friend off twitter thats all the fun I need...hehehehehe

[RenOdur]

i don't give a fucking shit about what some random chick/asshole writes on twitter...fuck you all assholes!!!i don't wanna know what you're doing right now!!instead of living your life you fucking tweet all day stupid bitch!!!get a life!!!!!

[lyssalunatic]

ugh i hate twitter. hate hate freakin' hate it! it can pretty have the definition of 'stalking people you don't know' in the dictionary. people are totally addicted to it, and it's mentioned in almost every single video by popular youtubers. i can't get away from it, even on youtube! ugh.

[donlon77]

@BenevolentShadows And people who need constant validation.

[snugleinaday]

you have the same jacket as me seriously

[WorkOnWellness]

Follow Me too!! ...twitter /WorkOnWellness

[missjo5ie]

The great moments in your life cannot be summed up in less than 140 characters. That's why I use my tweets as a jumping off point in conversations with my friends.

Like "I saw your tweet about the dead body at the college. What's the story behind that?" And a lively conversation ensues.

[BOOMitsKatiex3]

haha, my friend has your phoneee. lmfao.

[quovardiss]

I hate twitter, but unlike you for the right reasons. Twitter is just a whole site dedicated to doing what the little box at the top of your facebook profile does. I hate facebook so deteste twitter even more so. You tube is a social networking site but it is brilliant as its fun and informative. I have no interest in adding apps or throwing waterballoons like a child and really don't care if someone is tweeting about maybe getting an icecream and then letting people know that they aquired one.

[odilita88]

Totally agree with you. Twitter is just a Facebook wall made a social network. I like FB though.

[CHANNELOMD]

twitter is shitter

[GmodMaster100]

Super LOL!!!!

[narongiskong]

Make a tumblr its cool

[kyebean]

anyone who has time for twitter, or even a myspace/facebook that doesn't have to do with your profession, is a waste of human life. A lot of stuff on youtube qualifies too. If you have something to say make a blog or vlog, make it interesting make it worth something. It doesn't have to be hours or pages long. it can be short, it can be about anything. But please spend your time doing something more worthwhile than telling people your random worthless thoughts. or getting those of celebrities.

[raenaluvstwilight]

Um hey so y do you have to be so mean u have a u tube so i guess ur just as pathedic correct? so yh shut it

[kyebean]

there's nothing wrong with youtube, although I've never posted a video myself. The problem is people spending time broadcasting and viewing totally pointless, random, shite and wasting their lives, when they could be contributing to society. Most web 2.0 sites don't encourage that kind of behavior, but many people do it anyways. However twatter is designed from the ground up for stalkers, spammers and other sad individuals in need of therapy. Ask yourself, has it really made your life better?

[2PacsFather]

fake teath?

[timninerell]

2pacsfather- you really just added an "a" in teeth?

[2PacsFather]

@timninerell so its teeth

[98webkinzgirl]

Well, do you like twitter more than youtube? Make that choice.

[ekaye86]

i was so with you until you said you love it lol what i wanna know is why do people call it Tweeting and how they 'tweet' when it should be 'twit'? hehe

[DigitalJediMaster]

Twitter, as in what a bird does. Hence their bird logo. Hence the singular of a bird twittering is a tweet. Blame the English language.

[TheatreButterfly]

I have that phone. lol

[paranoid34000]

True but i do i have a Twitter though its rloveshamsters i think i forgot!!

[craniocean]

Yeah it happens. There's the short course then the deep course (Twitter opens to blog, of course)

[maclegend]

twitter is made so people get comfortable sharing their lives with everyone. Give up all your privacy if you want to, twits...

[miami3052006]

u hate twitter but u have a twitte rpage ? lol

[aubreyisland]

This may be my favorite video of all time!

[gkazee]

IMM SOO WITH YOU BUDDDY.

[annjhe29]

i hate twitter too

[Thewaterofthepool]

twitter really has no point

[NSFThunderbird]

twitter sucks balls

[flabrigella]

i hate it too !

[skyrider007]

ure hot

[Roddy101]

Fuck Twitter for real lame asses

[castma83]

he has really nice teeth

[genralgirl]

soo u really dont hate twitter?

okay? .. ,,, dam Twitter sucks ! i hate it there is no point in it all u do is stalk people

oooo goodie ... u just stalk people and .. like till your stalkers what ur doin .. i dont see the ponit in it at all i have a twitter cuz everyone has it ..

never on it tho.

[xHoEoNdRuGzx]

thumbs down pls make my day u faggots

[ManicRevelation]

Just a heads up, your getting thumbs ups. Thumbs ups? Thumb ups? Thumbs up plural? Up thumbs. Yes.

[xHoEoNdRuGzx]

lol

[xHoEoNdRuGzx]

fuck u all

[lilmissnaughtii]

Same.

[Piannocrazy]

soz watt is twitter or twotter all about

[HawwainChick3450]

i agree.

[TwighlightTheMeerkat]

its not twitter .. its twotter =]

[emonattemo]

whats a twitter?

[cazg]

tweet tweet tweet

[cabinety]

i hate twitter

[GreenNintendoGirl]

I kinda agree..

[ShawnJohnsonIsBITCH]

twitter is soooooooooooper gay, dude.  good luck with that!

[xHoEoNdRuGzx]

get a life you fucking faget. why dont't you go on twitter and post some more insignificant details about your life that nobody gives a fuck about! Loser!!!!

[MattNJohnathan]

why dont you get a life and quit watching videos and giving horrid feedback, btw you spelled faggot wrong you butt fucking son of a bitch

[xHoEoNdRuGzx]

lol i wasnt trying to spell it correctly u FAGGOT!

[MetalMaskMilitia]

lol.

you made me spew forth my precious beer onto my computer screen.

damn you, buy me a pint.

[justpassing2]

yeah twitter is a little lame. but not for your reasons. but hey ho i bet it goes from strength to strength.

[theantichung]

I hate this new thing where there is tw before every word

this whole thing and oteer such things..........does any one else hate humanity ?

........go twie.

[theantichung]

I fucking TWATE that shit

[lovinliverpool]

i hate twitter too..its fuken gay

[lemonlikejuice]

so do i i hate twitter. Tell me, where's the assunt to be a twitter? we haven't anything to do there

[hoodi99]

i loves ur lips so amazingly..idk they have COLOR in them!!

and i dont got a twitter, im afraid if i do then i wont stop going on it

but i lyke to watch yooutube vids about how twitter ruined peeps lives ^.^

[jonasfan419]

OMG i was just thinking everything you said

[babiegirl1987]

you have such nice teeth.. so white.. lol

[geyck]

Must be at a coffee shop

[WorthyTV]

wow

[gigabite7]

can you hear it twitter .the fail whale is comeing for you becouse YOU FAIL

[cesvw]

TWITTER is for TWATTERS!!!!!!!!!

[Angetigz]

Totally forgot to add onto that last comment. I do the same thing, but with LJ. LJ = Life. And I made a Twitter a few days ago but I can't figure out anything about it that has anything to do with blogging. There is nothing to *do*.

[Angetigz]

Are you doing this in public? Eep.

[anubis418]

I agree with this guy. I find that just becuase it's a site you can say whatever crap you want on it. Why don't we do that everywhere. "I am complaining about twiiter." Hey look I just twittered outside of the website.

[18wtrucker]

blogging is g*y

[toddscamera]

Depends on what you blog on. Blogging about Einstein isn't gay.

[Angetigz]

Wrong. Wrongy wrong wrong. Have you ever blogged? I don't get why people think it's lame. I don't do it but a couple of my friends do. Seems cool to me.

[redrose337]

Lol you **** out gay lol. That's kind of funny.

[DrVarenikova]

Only people who can not use Twitter by right way can say that they hate Twitter -:)

[toddscamera]

what is the right way? to say "showering" "eating" or what?

[BattersUp08]

hes polish

[Brenden562]

What a retarded video.

[soundscare]

what's twitter?

[chinqueejosh]

it's basically myspace for even more pathetic losers...

[evitasmileymiley]

cool you are so cool bdw you are cute too... =]

[evitasmileymiley]

You hate twitter but I love you =]

[kesssbro]

You're so awesome! I'm glad I subbed you, why don't you sub me? I feel like I have an awesome channel, also. Like. . . . I would like to get to know you better, and be your friend! =DDD How about it?

[Angetigz]

Well. You're not creepy.

[CreativeSoulTV]

Man, I feel the same way! Joined Tweeter not to long ago & now I can make videos LOL! Side note: You should audition for the "FACE OF FOX 43" this year...you have real talent & I think you could win!

[antoniosjourney]

Agreed! BOTH OF YOU are perfect for it!!!!!

[MuggleSam]

I'm not addicted to twitter. Really. Take a look at my YT channel page. Really :)

[xxFallenAngel91xx]

same prob

[ABC3L3N123]

does this mean...less vlogs from you!

D:

[studentdotcom]

Not that I'm paranoid or anything. But I'm convinced that you re-did this just to wipe out the comment I made on the first one.

[karpadiem]

ha ha. Nope. I had put the date in the beginning as feb 08, should of been 09.

It only had a little over 100 views at that point. Figured that would be the best time to pull it and fix it. :)

[Time2Dance14]

haha yes Jake you are too twitter happy =)

All the updates I'd get on my phone were from you and I'd be like hehe. But it makes me giggle so keep doing it. =D

[karpadiem]

Whoahhh... you have my tweets go to your phone!? I must really run up your text bill!

[Time2Dance14]

lmfao noo I have unlimited texting.

x] Between you and buckhollywood my phones going crazy all dayy hahaha.

[karpadiem]

Unlimited thats good. :) Well, its an honor to be buzzing you all day. :)

[mishellexcore]

happens to me everyday. haha :]

[charlyandjosh]

I still don't really understand what Twitter's actually for... Just to keep other people updated on what you're doing every minute of the day? I should really check it out one of these days...

[karpadiem]

try it! Your like it sam i am.

[BarryAldridge]

Twitter can be addictive I will admit.

[karpadiem]

@BarryAldridge yes... yes it can.

[ucobarlowgirl08]

what a tragedy

[PrettyBaaby]

Lol, you can still do a vid about them.

Just be like "Those of you on Twitter may have already noted that ....(insert whatever you put on twitter) but for those of you who don't know .... " and continue on with the video. I mean I'm sure not all your subscirbers follow you on twitter. I know I'm too lazy to to it, lol.

[Neechers]

No no no. Twitter is life!

Although I do find myself posting anything and everything over it now. Maybe that's why I haven't made a video in over three weeks.

Maybe you're right...

[karpadiem]

of course im right! HAve i EVER BEEN WRONG?

Well.. maybe that one time.....

[xTABBYxTORNADOx]

I just made a twitter like 30 minuts ago

[karpadiem]

Welcome to twitter!

[fenderchick2010]

That's why I don't plan on signing up on Twitter anytime soon.

Good luck thinking of things to vlog about, though!

[ShelbW]

lolol.

we miss you though. lol.

:)

[MyPinkElephants]

Twittaaaaaaa!

[sillylilly95]

quit twitt, then!!!! :)

[colormekristen]

Hah, I do the same thing. Maybe you can just start being really mysterious and vague in your tweets. THAT WAY people are like OMG I totally need to go watch his vlog.

[AskCarrieLee]

Dear Twitter:

We need to have a talk. I'm sick of you taking over my life and giving me nothing at all to vlog about. How DARE you! I'm leaving you, for good.

Now, let me go twitter that I'm leaving Twitter XD

[WillzWazHere]

So True...and very good point!

[johnofjordan]

I love Twitter. Twitter completes me. It had me at hello. That sort of thing.

But yes I know what you mean. We become so adept at expressing intimate thoughts in 140 characters that they hardly lends themselves videos and blog posts anymore.

It probably didn't help that I found Twitter (or it found me) at a time when my interest in YouTube was waning.