Mortal Kombat - EP #03: Grocery Shopping

[Miguel213ify]

yo man forget the car, why do iawaly have to be holding the groceries like a little bitch. XD

[Myaaahgeeez]

You Talkin Bout My Mama D;

[twistedchief321]

yo talking about my Momma

[TheJrtorrez]

that is funny cause kabal

[johnathan3gameking]

the way Jax cries gets me everytime lmao!!!!

[madpolac263]

LOL

[frances123canbe]

L.O.L :-) ( "You know like the Loob", you know wat ya'll used 2 masta"bat with?" )

[justhereee]

Wet floor. :D XD

[GameHead96201]

Jax crying about his mom was too funny to me

[goodbeaner123]

wus up fellas

[CryoKatana97]

Guysh, guysh, relaxh, oh my gosh, relaxh.

On like ayle shixh, ok, they got zzuper zweet dealsh on sherealz, shoupz, shodaz, pizzazz, chocolatezz, twizlerzz and cheap sexhssss

[ShawneeBaybee]

"shiiiiit if i looked liked you, i probably would be drinking every got damn day."

lmfao , that part was hilarious !

[CryoKatana97]

I can't spend a single day without watching everyone with an umbrella whenever Kabal appears

[HeyImACoolChibi]

And some of the other ones are funneh too

[HeyImACoolChibi]

Raiden, Baraka, (however you spell his name...) are so funneh! XD

[Monty2007555]

@HeyImACoolChibi You spelled Baraka right.

[devilbelmont]

baraka's voice is similiar to r-truth and jax voice is similar to the godfather! anyone notice that? lol!

[dillfill25]

Guysh Guysh Relaxs!

[KlanExodus]

Guys.Guys. Relax!

[sk8t3rchic94]

why i gotta hold all th groceries like a lil bitch?! lma xD

[codybarlow11]

very funny



[mymusic978]

Jax you know yo momma was trppin'  when she gave that name :)

[XBboySpikeX]

what's the name to the beat at the end?

[jonathanmanuelmusa]

AH,,,SINDEL,,,YOU REALLY GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT SINDEL ??? hAHAHAH lol !!!

[DopeboyBMOD]

lmaoooo keep coming with these videos.

[minecrafer214]

funny as shit

[epicdude782]

fucka wazzup lol

[waviiboiiedd]

you the only person i see in here with metal fuckin arms , and those gay ass pants.. lmaooo

[GNRSlashLover]

Sindel you really gonna do me like that Sindel? LMAOO

[TheMudacris]

I was weak at 2:19 lmao

[rockastar567]

did he fart when he walked in? haha

[djscootz95]

@ThatDude9dime

64 ppl, are now swimming in strawberries

[djscootz95]

lol - Jax pants

[username111166]

My new catch phrase is "AHHH(Persons Name)youreallygonnabelikethat(­Persons Name)?"

[772boi772]

I'm going to start saying, "You gonna do me like that." That's the new catch phrase.

[ReignzOfBrainz]

Lol, that's super old. People used to say that back in the day.

[jiggz2011]

0:03 anybody else here that fart?

[772boi772]

I support the troops!

[TSAstealth]

NANANA Fuck a wasuuup

[11kail]

watch your back my BOYY watch your back my BOYY LMAO1 to funny

[1STAPPEARANCEHULKED]

ha kabal

[ThatDude9dime]

63 people are swimming in strawberries

[demolishbeatz1]

this is soooooooooo funny how you gonna be always be with sonya but never put it on yaaaa lolllllllllllllllll

[00579G47]

You talking shit about my momma! LMAO!!!

[Monty2007555]

@00579G47 Yo hold up Jax! I didn't say nothin' about yo Momma,

That was Raiden!

[username111166]

@Monty2007555 *Cries and blows you up with Metal Slug Tank*

[Ninjakool27]

Watch yo back my boy.....watch yo back my boy lol

[MrFunygamer]

u got me thinking u been swimming in straberrys lol

[sweetpeasmile]

HAHAHAHA

[TeeRells711]

See you gon be on left hand Side!!!

[FearTheReaper1996]

NARRR NUUUUDDDAAAA DUUDE

[damark1978]

very funny

[cassandsambesties]

lol sindel with a hispanic accent XD

[Chazblock1]

jax crying sound like 50 cent

[username111166]

Jax looked kinda scary and more angry in his crying position.

[HelplessShi]

Neddd Nouddda dude! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! Lmao! Yeeeees! I Think Dis Dude From Florida!

[Simsoflovepleez]

LMFAO SINDEL IS MEXICAN I CANT RN OH MY GOD AHAHAHHA

[epicdude782]

GUYSH GUYSHTHEY GOT SOME SUPER SWEET DEALS ON CSSEAREALSH SHOOPS SODAS PIZZAS CHOCLETSH TWISLERS and CHHESE STIX XD love kabal :P

[labombina3]

Baraka always gets it.  he is ugly.

[MidniteSu]

Teddy Grahams! LOL!

[coltnutter000]

 sorry but

this sucks

[scrivenandre]

@coltnutter000 they why waste you time watching and comment on the video

[maliktaylor629]

Ths shit is awsome bro

[ktestsa1]

kabal

lol

[PoundUrPancakeZ]

Gaaawwwdd fuck Advertisements, i get that charter gets speeds up to 100 mbps.....im sure thats extremlyyyyyy fast, but i dont wanna know ur internet speeds are probably faster than an SR-71 EVVERYY FUCKING VIDEO.....

[yoyks]

@PoundUrPancakeZ not me im lucky if i got 10 kps

[abc123444555]

0:04 ROFL

[narutoguy304]

You kno what tho? ..Watch yo back... D;

[gupphish]

Y U No actual series? this.is.epic!

[xxpolorebornxx]

lol watch yo back my boi watch yo baaaacckkk

[xcom2009]

AND cheese sticks!!! 2:41

[LiLTony1600]

Lmao at how Raiden stands and looks den dips wid da groceries lol

[tkman122]

is dashiexp the same person as nahson?

[TheJaceyCee]

@tkman122 yes his first videos were the nahson videos

[deyon241]

he took the food when he ran haha who does that



[ceejaysback123456789]

ROTFLMAOOOOOOO !

RAIDEN TOOK THE BAGS AND DIPPED ROTFLMAO ! ! ! !

[stevan535]

Wait hold up hold up? Anyone notice that Raiden asked where the car was parked, yet when Jax came out with the tank he KNEW EXACTLY where the car was? lol.

[justinbieberh8rzrox]

" look motha fucka i aint got time for this shit "

[aldhizak]

kabal: spleen from mystery men

[aldhizak]

its a cool movie

but everytime i clicked the screen to pause for buffering, it sent me to another link and it happened 129083120794081248127480170817 times.

[njlabrador]

0:03 :

SINDEL: What the f***!?

[demon4626]

JAX!!!

Y U NO LET SONYA PUT IT ON YUH

[medigoomnis]

While the video was amusing, I very much dislike it when people place links over their entire video so when I click it to pause, it instead sends me to a new page...............

[RMxXChrissyXxRM]

''Why you dating sonya and you dont let ha put it on Ya''

[Sugarcandy64]

rofl that was to funny sumbody gon have slip and fall in this(B)

[chris67455]

I'm suprise that kabal didnt die

[stevan535]

lol it WAS raiden talkin about his mom lol

[NavyDave219]

@ 3:09 the way Raiden stands LOL

[SuperArmageddon1]

baraka farted in sindels face at 00:03 lol pig

[toyota4runner1000]

i like the end

[drweirdy]

LOLLOLOLOL, Gaiz, gaiz gaiz *spit* *spit* I'm on isle 6 they got some super sweet deals on cereals soaps sodas pizzas choclates twizzlers, lolol. MAN If you don't shut yo Spittin ass

[blu3violet]

2:38 sindel slowly putting up caution sign XD lmao!

[ItalianZombieKiller]

pizzashshshs choccolateshshshs =) ahhahaha

[posthumanfetus]

Sindel is the best, just for the whole "narra nurra dude" part. That's literally the best part of the series.

[tyshawn440]

TALK SHIII BOU MAA MAMA!!!!

[Pocket2011]

2:20 "Watch ya back my boy" DEAD lol

[LikeLegitness]

@Pocket2011 I'm not the only one who found that funny, good.

[TrixxSnax]

"Shooper Shweet Dealshhhh" -Kabal

Lmao nice

Much respect Dashie

[Yeezy710]

LMFAOOO the register looks like my store!! lmao #ArabSwag

[FeiLong2310]

Who does Sindel's voice?

[paigenacage]

@FeiLong2310 Dashie

[FeiLong2310]

@paigenacage Wow he had me fooled.... I thought it was a female friend of his or something lol

[Pds17709]

that is a awesome is like 1 peace of fucking shit!

[artistjohn8]

did you guys buy skippy snap cuz we know you don"t like JIF!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilikeanime24222]

Who's the guy spitting? Kabal?

[coffeejan80]

@ilikeanime24222 yes lol

[terrencej18]

2:25 "Guyshh Guyshh, Relax, Oh my Goshhh" lol

[scorpion26567678]

I just love how kabal always says guys guys relax oh my gosh and i luv how he pops out of nowhere and spits all over da place

[ivoakasni]

2:24 kabal

[mranimegirl1]

$5 a hour DAMN

[MrThencg]

U SEE MY BICEPS LOLHAHA 

[dang12ify]

wats up with them pants my boy u think got me thinking u swimming in strawberries

[sumisso101]

haha on 1:08 is funny

[DeviinDfLynch]

Yo forget the Car, why i Always got to hold all the groceries like a little bitch?

[greeniebeaniexp]

jax throw the tampas at sindel at 1:39 thumbs up if you saw it

[jubbles23]

@greeniebeaniexp tampons...

[aremdow]

@greeniebeaniexp You're a cretin.

[idh530]

How you always goin be wit Sonya, BUT YOU DON'T EVER LET HER PUT IT ON YA!!!

[SuperSepulchure]

kobal is the most hilarious



[SuperSepulchure]

guyshh guyshh i gotchsss shhhome shhhhuper hpecial dealchhhhs ect.

[nicholas33309]

jax threw the tanpawns at Sindel.

[BeaTzHerOz]

yo jax no disrespect but why you with sonya but you dont ever put it on ya

[poosha4eva]

you really gone do me like dat sindel? hahahaha

[PrincezzSnoWhite]

LOL when he was spitting Sidnel put the caution sign

[PrincezzSnoWhite]

Sindel:Shit,if I looked like you, I be drinking every goddman day.

[duckmanpig]

LMFAO @ the metal slug tank

[Koberocks12]

AWWWW YAH REALLEH GON BE LIKE THAAT?? YAH REALLEH GON BE LIHKE DAT?

[dahvoo]

Ha ha, wassup fellas?

Yo, what up Jax?

Nah nah nah, fuck the "wassup". Yo, my boy, I'm saying though, why you got tampons right now? You ain't had a girl since I known you.

Nah, man, I found these in the wrong isle. I was just getting ready to put 'em back in the right place, you know, trying to do the right thing.

Yo, Jax. No disrect, my boy's got a good point. How you always gonna be with Sonya, but you don't ever let her put it on ya?

[zipper342]

what the fuck!!!

[destronite1997]

ding dong......(fart) me: who the fxck farted xD

[Kensabeast]

-raiden takes bags, pulls out keys, clicks button on key, -blink! blink!- hops in car, drives off

[kidLuis09]

omfg kabal is FUNNY as hell! he be comin out of nowhere and spitting everywhere!

[leotazia2000]

IM IN LOVE WITH TEH SPITTY DUDE -_-. -_-

[MayaKawaguchi]

PUT IT ON YA!! xD

[AlpyneD]

"nah-nah-nah, phukk a "watz up". yo my boi, i'm sayin' tho, why you got tampons righ now? you ain't had a girl since i've known you."

"but watz up wit dem pants tho, my boi, huh? you got me thinkin' you swimmin' in strawberries."

Raiden's blunt-force trollage FTW.

[devildean123]

i only watch these to see the kabal bits,TOO FUNNY!

[truenarutofan100]

Baracka I aint gone lie but, You uh UGLY ASS DUDE!!

[ceejaysback123456789]

GUYSH GUYSH !

RELAXSH, OH MY GOSH !

I'M IN ISLESH SIXSH, OKAY, THE GOT SOME SHUPER SHWEET DEEEEEEALSH, ON SHEREIALS, SHOOUPS, SHOOODAAASH, PIZZAAAAASH, CHOCOLATSH, TWISHLEEEERSH, AND CHEESH SHTICKSH ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[TheWorldclassplayer]

OHH MILENA YOU GONN DO ME LIKEEE DAYTTTT

[huanglee676]

Lmmao

[huanglee676]

Lmmfao

[MrJRAWDRIGUEZ]

LMAO!!! OMG THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!

[correy3]

yo this shit iz fucking funny fo real

[BLOOD1MONEY]

2:23 jax shoulda been like "watch ya muthafuckin back".

[tkdskyride]

don't forget to let me get Cinnamon Toast Crunch that shit buy 1 get one get 1 free this week. Yo you ever mix frosted flakes wit cinnamon toast crunch? THAT SHIT IS DELICIOUS! man see thats why we never got no cereal at the house YOU ALWAYS EATIN THAT SHIT!

[ozzyosbournefan08]

@tkdskyride ummm excuse me sir? oh i see you found the tampons, good. but werent you askin me where the lubricant was, you know like the lube like what you use to masturbate with? well thats in aisle numba 8. so what you gonna do is be on the left hand side

[tkdskyride]

@ozzyosbournefan08 LOL. :D

[ozzyosbournefan08]

@tkdskyride do u like this video as much as i do

[tkdskyride]

@ozzyosbournefan08 yeah i love it

[liljb2477]

Lol...at 1:37 he threw the tampons at her..LMFAO!!

[MrGrayson98]

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!­

[Acrodents]

guys!guys!relax!o mah gosh! im in isle 6, ok, they got some shupershweet dealssh on cherial,shoups,shoda,pizzhas,c­hocolatchs,twizshlersh, and cheezesh!!!

[KrazeKatze]

Poor Baraka xD

[rikimaru700]

Dashie got me hooked on saying "Mah boi". Much love DXP

[jarredc99]

those arnt even real biceps

[TheEnjoiSkate13]

These are the funniest videos on YouTube!

[harddivej]

lmfao

[Zombiehunter224]

u shoula put stryker in there

[AngieVirgoXP]

Tampax®?

Hell no, gotta go with Playtex®. :-)

[vpersie5]

Since when, has lubricant been in a grocery store. lol

462552 people do Baraka like dat......