Chris Hansen REMIX
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Added: 4 years ago
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  • 13 people got cock-blocked by Chris Hansen.

    Pesmergah 2 weeks ago 2

  • 13 people didn't have a hug for him

    Kango234 2 weeks ago

  • i'm BIg I could teach you a few things ROTFL

    BUNNYBUTT1984 4 months ago

  • this is shit, im sorry.

    mentim01 5 months ago

  • [Laugh out Loud]

    GreatCalmness 5 months ago

  • can you make poo poo platter in your next video?

    yourLIFEendsN0W 6 months ago

  • hey baby, why dont you have a seat....on my face lol

    mrtundra45 7 months ago

  • im chris haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen

    

    kal476 7 months ago

  • what no hug for me? Seriously, if you put this on itunes it will be my new ringtone!

    homer8all 7 months ago

  • 8 people are pedophiles.

    freakylocz14 8 months ago 7

  • I cant control my,horney level

    terrybeans 9 months ago 11

  • With Dateline NBCeeee....

    Bleakunending 9 months ago 4

  • this should be the intro for To Catch A Predator

    gator8508 10 months ago 11

  • Hiz eyes r burning my SOOOOOOULLL!!!!!!!!

    TheIndigoNinja 10 months ago

  • Why don't you take a sit over there.

    AnonymousMarblecake 10 months ago 3

  • No hug for meeeee?

    M1105X 11 months ago 4

  • 7 pedophiles need to have a seat over there

    luxurious297 11 months ago 5

  • Pedobear just hid under the blankets as he heard this....

    USGiorgi 1 year ago 3

  • I bet pedophiles tremble in fear when they hear this.

    corncrab 1 year ago

  • "Why don't you have a seat there? Why don't you have a seat there?"LOL Now that's a good one.

    luxurious297 1 year ago

  • I'm Chips Handon, and I am doing nothing suspicious. Don't worry, that device on my collar definitely is not a device to record your illegal activities.

    theloudmouse1 1 year ago 3

  • What is with him and telling people to sit down?

    blacklazor12 1 year ago

  • @blacklazor12 Psycology thing. Notice how he stands.

    Kazic5000 1 year ago

  • @blacklazor12 have you not seen the show? he tells the pedos to sit down so they dont run away haha

    KingSparda 1 year ago

  • catchy :)

    fanofwrestling123 1 year ago

  • I'm BIG!!!

    yiovannyz 1 year ago

  • The cops are outside aint they ? LOL

    mxbites 1 year ago

  • Hi I'm Chris Hansen with dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?

    XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 1 year ago

  • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX

    DO NOT WANT! D:

    Sebas3440 1 year ago

  • No hug for me?

    Kevin01SH 1 year ago 7

  • If there older than 12 it's not Peodphilia, it's is Ephebophilia, which according to Biblical & Roman Law it's Legal,

    however Modern Law sucks Cock, so ignore this rule, lol

    Pedobear Disapproves >:(, lol.

    WEISSKRAFT 1 year ago 4

  • This drove a pedofile to kill himself. Funny and he needs a new theme song anyways...

    robie04043 1 year ago

  • @ robie: It's a shame more of those random pedos didn't become an heros.

    jsampras3 1 year ago

  • Dateline should use this as the theme music for the show lmao

    jasperjasper77 1 year ago 8

  • Where can I get that awesome music loop?

    Pwnisher248 2 years ago

  • =p good remix, chuck norris would sit down... lmfao

    iPodEverything0 2 years ago

  • Lol at the related videos.

    mistermanrocks 2 years ago 3

  • I'm making one of these right now! It's pretty good, but this one is AWESOME!

    KevinJonasIsWayCool 2 years ago

  • No hug for me?

    ChuckneyYT 2 years ago

  • Chris Hansen=WIN!

    He's like the Ozymandias of the pedoworld.

    booste30 2 years ago 3

  • He's making a Giant Squid to get rid of every pedo in the world?

    EchoBoomer1987 2 years ago

  • Yeah, his plan was almost unveiled by Geoffrey Leonard, whom he had to kill in his apartment, just like the Comedian.

    booste30 2 years ago

  • im big lol

    EpicFailureXXX 2 years ago 4

  • Chris Hansen could kick Chuck Norris's ass any day, that's all I'm saying.

    rawr577 2 years ago 9

  • u bring up a good point. i wonder if Chuck Norris could resist Hansen's famous powerful words, "just have a seat." lol

    gameboy2k 2 years ago

  • He could make Chuck Norris sit down.

    ValisFan2 2 years ago 116

  • @ValisFan2 Chris Hansen's a jedi. He tells you to have a seat, you take a fucking seat. Preferably over there.

    Ironsped18 1 year ago 8

  • @ValisFan2 Thats a risky thing to even consider attempting

    halobro123 1 year ago

  • I'm Chris Hansen, with dateline NBC. Thats catchy

    breathingair 2 years ago 64

  • hey that is catchy!

    KyCy1 2 years ago 3

  • "It says in your chat log......"

    chupacabralien2999 2 years ago 2

  • chris hansen is THE coolest person ever!

    dirtyskank007 2 years ago 6

  • LMAO!!!

    Comptonater 2 years ago 2

  • nice fl studio lol

    THELUKESTIR 2 years ago 2

  • Chris hansen is hot and awesome!! D:

    Vwassel 2 years ago 4

  • No hug for me?

    Cormier6083 2 years ago 2

  • Gosh. Do you think we're gonna remember that he's Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC?

    lurch321 2 years ago

  • I'm big.

    crosswalkernie 2 years ago 4

  • Where can I get this song?

    OsightblinderO 2 years ago

  • So, I'd just like to mention that it's fine to repost stuff -- this is youTube -- but you should credit the original author.

    You fucking tool.

    Other than that, nice day!

    silvercakes 2 years ago 3

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    LaRoland123091 2 years ago

  • I'm big. Lmfao!

    JesperCarrot 2 years ago 3

  • Im - chris hanson - with dateline NBC xD

    donotkillme1 2 years ago 3

  • No hug for me?

    EmoticonProductions 2 years ago 3

  • Have you ever seen a man's blank?

    xRozenAliceX 2 years ago 9

  • Chris Hansen FTW!

    oPR0D1GY 3 years ago 3

  • Fail...

    oPR0D1GY 3 years ago

  • why wont you have a seat there?

    darkpojox 3 years ago 8

  • im big

    oPR0D1GY 3 years ago 2

  • I'm, chris hansen... from dateline NBC

    scottorocker 3 years ago

  • No hug for me?

    darkpojox 3 years ago

  • I'M BIG!

    ImadorixXx 3 years ago

  • no hug for me?

    Froogle67 3 years ago

  • No hug for me?

    3rdTriangle 3 years ago

  • I'M BIG!

    kingchrisz 3 years ago

  • no hug for me?

    darkpojox 3 years ago

  • no hug for me?

    KingSparda 3 years ago 3

  • No hug for me?

    BedsideSurprise 3 years ago

  • nice remix though

    Donovancs1 3 years ago

  • DELICIOUS CAAAAKKKEEE!!!!!!!!

    jiffylube1980 3 years ago

  • Says the pedo.

    CelChan4 3 years ago

  • mmm little boys

    Rolty 3 years ago 10

  • nom nom nom nom?

    KingSparda 3 years ago 2

  • lolz

    h4rdc0reKiD 3 years ago

  • Was I marked as spam ?

    btw the ASCII doesn't look right in firefox

    :(

    catnip20 3 years ago 4

  • haha

    rubenizarus1 3 years ago

  • No hug for me?

    JaggedSky313 3 years ago 3

  • That is my favorite line.

    yoblossom 3 years ago

  • Man, this is truly made of win.

    AllAboardTheFailBoat 3 years ago 4

  • Thank you so much for this, I'm totally going to pump this next time I'm fucked up on MDMA XD XD

    ladronita 3 years ago

  • As promised, here I am railed off my face and this song FUCKING RULES!!!

    ladronita 3 years ago

  • yeah, i want an mp3 version,i want to listen to this 24/7 then play it at a party :D

    Donovancs1 3 years ago 3

  • tight beat lol, liked it.

    loloolololololol 3 years ago

  • this is really good, props to whoever made it. i could really use the original audio, needs to be expanded upon a bit.

    warakiya 3 years ago

  • Where did you get this? Its pretty good. It could be improved upon, though.

    kola04 4 years ago

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