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  • It's pretty funny that everyone says she sucks. But all y'all are doing is sitting in front of a computer screen and she's hosting a show on E and making tons of money on all her books. Who's winning this battle?

  • 2 words: she sucks

  • women arn't funny and never have been, simple

  • Talentless cunt. Garmy Strong!

  • I still have yet to hear Handler say something funny.

  • i love that chelsea has her own style and remains true to that style

  • "Give me the taco! I was responsible coming here on foot." She's hilarious!!! BTW, can anyone explain what a jack in the box is? Is that a fast-food restaurant?

  • @bkmac10 Yes, it's a fast food restaurant.

  • @bkmac10 yes it is

  • damn what's up with her outfit? looks like she just walked off the set of full house

  • Just what the world needs. A female Dane Cook.

  • what was the bubble bath with flava flav thing? why was it a low blow?

  • Stop hatin on Chelsea. She has her own show now so obviously she was doin something right

  • @porterda17 well the kardashians have a show and they've done nothing right

  • Ralph Garman was right...talentless cunt.

  • @soundmasterdave1 I went to a Chelsea show in Holmdel last night, but I couldn't record it like you did. Lucky you...

    I had my cousin's phone. Hers doesn't have video. I used a voice recorder!!!!!

  • rolling on acid....

  • hahahha so funny

  • When is that porno movie she made comming out?

  • @sasukid her mom is dead asshole she died of cancer

  • Chelsea Handler........what a stupid name......,,handler,, i see you are using your hand to much since you are so ugly and no man wants you......hahahha......i know that you are stupid because all americans are stupid like hell.....o and by the way you are the most ugliest whore in the world....you look just like your mom or your dad i don't remember who had the mustache.....i think it was your mom.....

  • @sasukegood wow your a real ass. haha im sure your ugly too. and only have time to write an essay as a hate comment. stupid ass, and she has actually gotten a hell of a lot of guys, guessing your a guy who has never gotten a girl in his life. ahhahhahahaha

  • @katielovemac2 I hade more girls then you ever will asshole,ooo one more thing your mom is a ass,your dad is ugly and your such a child to wright such idiotic stuff,your probably gay

  • @sasukegood im guessing your an ugly russian or some hairy foreign guy, due to the fact you cant spell "write" or "hate" dumbass. haters like you make me so happy because its fun to "wright" comebacks... stupid asssss

  • @katielovemac2 Im from serbia, katielovemac2 what a stupid name :P Stop acting smart cause your not your just a person with a lot of free time

  • @sasukegood You are honestly the most ignorant commenter I have ever seen on youtube. Your pathetic half-assed ramblings about Chelsea just make you look like a fool. And way to make fun of other peoples usernames, Narutard. In case you haven't noticed, pretty much everyone has a stupid username; yourself included.

  • @sasukegood WOW her mom is dead, thats just wrong, and if you don't like her, thats whatever it's your opinion but you don't have to be a complete and total ignoramous about it. if you don't like her then why are you watching this?? it's so hilarious that people don't like her but they just go on her videos to talk crap. smooth real smooth. please do something with your life

  • @sasukegood Dude, what the fuck is your problem? I'm pretty sure you're attacking Chelsea because you're the one who has a mustache. Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off her videos. What's wrong with Americans? We give you a bunch of shit. Where the fuck are you from? Who the fuck do you think you are? Sasukegood. Dumbass name. Fuckin' me chinese anchine ping pong mema. Fucking loser. Go fuck yourself with a knife sheman.(:

  • Humiliation and racism are not funny, they are prohibited. My suggestion is to accuse and process Chelsea for stimulating hate, racism and discrimination ! This is not the first time that she is using her position and instead of jokes forcing hate speech! That is outside of law ! She is public danger !

  • whore, stupid whore ...

  • GLUPAČO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Shame on you !

  • Chelsea Handler whore !!!

    watch?v=076wbtcX358&feature=ch­annel_video_title -- very good prank

  • She's a comedian. Not someone who is claiming to be a leader or representative of this country. She's hilarious and if you have a problem with her just don't watch her! Stop being hypocrites and talking shit about someone who talked shit. You're doing the same damn thing. duh.

  • ..a comedian who demeans people and uses lies and foul language to be funny is not a very intelligent person..

  • Draga Celzi Hendler : DA BOG DA TI SRBI JEBALI MRTVU DECU I NA KRAJU IH ZAPALILI ISPRED TVOJE KUĆE I POSRALI IM SE NA NJIHOV PEPEO!

  • How Americans called the killing of civilians and children in Libya?

    Random error !!!!!! Shame on you !

  • KURVETINO RASPALA!!! NABIJEM TE NA KURAC PIZDA TI MATERINA!

  • Dragan says hi!

  • fuck you bitch go somewhere and just die..

  • stupid bich i kill you....GREETING FROM SERBIA!!!

  • @OstojaV Oh man they will put you on the terrorist list.Better try to post more knowledgeable comments.Just an advice.

  • cao ja sam Srbin, a tebi jebo pas mater.

  • GREETING FROM SERBIA!!!

    LEAVE US ALONE AND STOP TALKING BULLSHIT FROM YOUR STUPID MOUTH!!!

  • FU racist Bitch

  • This is so dumb!

  • WTF IS THIS SHIT??????

  • She's a stupid, uneducated, ignorant bitch!

  • Stupid dirty cunt, not funny you bitch!!!

  • Stupid stupid stupid.Only brainless Americans can laugh on this peace of crap.Ugly,ignorant blah,blah,bitch.

  • @dedeker well only brainless American's have a sense of humor. Assuming that your British, you have no sense of humor or sense of hygene. You go around with your horrible teeth and your ardvark penises, and you have your "humor" which is laughing at something that isn't funny. So shut the front door!

  • she looks good for a 50 yr old woman.

  • Just wear a Chuy mask and go for it...

  • I love that she's bashing romantic comedies, yet she's supposedly best friends with Jennifer Aniston. Whatev's, she's still smoking hot and funny.. even though her ass is flat. Such a disappointment lol

  • Why do all black men want to bang her?

    Serious question.

  • whats with her and tacos :P

  • Why do you people think this is funny? Not hating, I just read a rolling stone article and thought I would check it out. Is the appeal that she gets drunk, has sex, and talks about it? What a rebel. The 1950's would have been outraged.

  • @garr7690 Only cool people think she's funny. Sorry to tell you, but you're a loser.

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  • Lmao @ the Jennifer Lopez part hahahaha!! She's HILARIOUS

  • Hey! Thanks for catching this and sharing! She's hilarious but I'm unable to catch her I'm person so I really appreciate the laugh! :D it never fails with her. Thanks again!!!

  • Yeah she is funny

    and damm cute ^^

  • I'm gay....and I would have sex with her! LOL

  • Apparently she put it on curtis 50.cent jackson, now all you see him with are white girls.now he is a traitor.

  • Hmmm, there are a lot of negative comment but very little dislikes.

    Hell, i don't care. Handler is funny and is a girl that speaks her mind.

  • I got wood.

  • @Simplelife730 If wake up at Jack in the Box

  • haha this dude is so funny

  • very high quality???

  • if you wake up at where is your rock bottom?

  • what did she say after 'i see you'?

  • i LOVE LOVE LOVE that Taco thing. hahahhaa

  • HAHA! She trips over like a leaf! lolololol

  • She ain't even funny. Lewis Black and George Carlin (R.I.P) are light years ahead of this amateur.

  • @songotenz02 how about you watch Chelsea Lately then voice your opinion. she is HILARIOUS. and if you dont like her.... DONT WATCH HER.

  • I agree that her voice is annoying, and she isn't drop dead gorgeous, but frankly the fact that she makes me laugh my arse off is enough. I don't see the point in moaning about the way she looks and sounds, she's hilarious, and in a comedian, that is all I need

  • She's so funny. She says it as it is. HILARIOUS.

  • love chelsea, she couldnt give a shit, i like that

  • I think all the pricks posting insults to Chelsea should keep their stupid fucking opinions to themselves and go watch gay porn.

  • @whiskeygoggles whats wrong with gay porn ? ;)

  • @PaulaAbdulRoxxxx6 Nothing if its girl on girl but that's not the kind I was refering to.

  • HORRIBLE nasal voice, not funny and then you look at her...oh GAWD...horrible...

  • @whippedboy U mad bro? She's pretty, hater.

  • wow. she cussed a lot for how little she cusses now. she sucks at comedy here xD rate me thumbs down. i dont care. im just stating my opinion

  • LOVE. CHELSEA.

  • "Chelsea Handler is a talentless cunt" - Ralph Garman

  • @TheRewtz "Ok." - Oscar Wilde

  • @TheRewtz fuck Ralph Garman 

  • Chelsea: "You end up at the drive through to taco bell with no car... and they wont give you the taco"

    Audience member: "YEAH!"

    like... im sorry, i didnt know this happens to everyone

  • @Foshizzle0123 sadly, you were mistaken

  • You humor ia very fast paced and dry so yes you have to have an iq above 50 to understand. What does that say about all the asshiles who have nothing to say?

  • The words talentless cunt spring to mind.hmmmmmmmmmmm.........

  • @intheory32  The words stupid fucking tool spring to mind dumb shit??? Why are you watching her stand up if you don't like her?? Just so you can tell people you don't like her. Thats so fucking sad, your only friend must be your mom.

  • @vasagram I watch it to troll her fans, silly goose.

  • @intheory32 Your life must be very interesting. Your such a loser.

  • Most of the comments here are negative. What the hell is wrong with you people?! Chelsea is hilarious!

  • You know the saying, "If you can't say something good, don't say anything?"

  • wake up people!  this c*nt is not funny. she has no jokes, no punchlines. this is hack 101 comedy.

  • @PnutFilms

    what does 50 cent see in this woman?

  • @PnutFilms Hater. Do better, we're waiting.

  • Not very funny. I was gonna but a ticket but glad I saw this.

  • chelsea has very dry sarcastic humor, if your not a sarcastic ass you probly wont think her stand up is funny

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  • holy crap this chick is not even close to being funny. she's a female dane cook.

  • why do you need to be in a car, you work at taco bell

  • had a guy order food at drive thur then passout, they call the cops & he got oui

  • This really sucke. WTF I used to think you were funny chelsea :/

  • this is worst stand up than kathy griffin

  • She sux

  • i dont get the flava flav bubble bath joke... people seem'd to boo it. why?

  • @Greg676 She's using 'taking a bubble bath with Flav' as a metaphor for an absolutely desperate act. The audience either are fans of the Flavmeister (which I doubt) or it's just another really crappy line. She makes a habit of making off-color jokes about black celebrities.

    Inebriated humor.

  • @dmoney668 I don't really think she cares about dating you, honestly.

  • @dmoney668 wtf? your such a retard. if you can't handle farting or ass problems thats your own damn problem.

  • chelsea , back that ass up for 50 cent...lol

  • cant belive 50 cent is hitting this

  • @Tomas1morales I can

  • nice quality

  • This chick is the female Dane Cook.  Totally overrated. Not funny.

  • all looks, no talent

  • i'm still amazed how this woman is still making a living as a comedian.she is not funny at all.i watched several of her performances and she talks about the same shit,relationships and sex.she needs to get kidnapped taken to the middle east and make a routine about that shit.have something new to talk about other than relationships and your dildo sex life.smfh

  • Why is she wearing mom jeans?

  • @mizterfreeze stfu

  • lmao "its called happy-hour its not that sad"

  • maybe not that funny, but i would sooooooooooooo eat her out for hours if i met her in that outfit

  • your only into fed ex if you like to mail shit you crazy bitch...bahahahahahaha i ♥ her

  • wow,really bad and unfunny. Not a good standup. But what do you expect from a woman who teases Jay Leno...?

  • take home to mom type of gal.

  • wow she looks same like 10 years ago lol

    same jokes but still good

  • shes only funny on her talk show

  • Is she funny? I guess the typical Sex in the City crowd would think so.

  • Geez, when does the funny part start? What’s so sad is that so many people think this is real comedy material. It isn't. It's an illiterate language-challenged whiney teen rant.

    She should be sentenced to watch Sarah Silverman or Joan Rivers for thirty days and then consider whether or not she should stay in this business.

    gg

  • why is youtube not able to load videos as fast as they play on NORMAL QUALITY.

  • Hey chelsea. Bring out a fucking DVD already!

    :)

  • @gitty Yer right! Chelsea and Dane Cook-- they would make an excellent couple. Both of them popular, both of them pretty sad. Comedy for high schoolers , and those who never left it. "This like really sucks."

  • Thanks for this awesome show you uploaded soundmasterdave1! I am sure you had a great time in the audience! I really appreciate people like yourself that take the time and inclination to upload good videos. Keep on Rocking in the Free World! Peace :) Joanne aka Canadian Diva

  • I like her better on Chelsea Lately... This act wasn't very funny. :(

  • She is fuckin awesome! I love her

  • i would love to see a HBO CHELSEA HANDLER SPECIAL

  • i didn't even smile much less laugh at this video. what with this and dane cook being so popular, stand up comedy isn't laughable anymore.

  • 2:20 LOL !!!!

  • this bitch is not happy

  • who are the people talking in the background? Very distracting.

  • i want to bang her

  • @merksteenson are you a rapper?

  • @merksteenson She doesn't want to.

  • @merksteenson shes ugly as fuck

  • @merksteenson you want to chelsea chelsea bang bang her?

  • on the 1st i'm trying the drive-thru thing but at a mcdonalds. wish me luck!

  • i seen her last night, shes fucking hilarious i love her !

  • Cool vid. What kind of camera were you using.

  • LOVE this shit so true

  • That was just meh

  • chelsea was hilaaarious in DC tonight, DRUNK AND FUNNNYYYYY

  • you work at.. taco bell.

  • She is coming to Seattle tonight. I bought tickets for me and my wife. We can't wait ;)

  • chelsea kicks aSS

  • this woman got it goin on - she is my idol-

  • HAHAHA LMFAO the taco part almost made me fall off my couch.

  • i cant say i love this routine.. but kathy griffin is a man. no competition here.

  • "who wants coffee?"

  • hahaha id rather take a bath with.. flava flav lmfao

  • Does she have any specials like Wanda Sykes and Kathy Griffin?

  • no because she's too busy having her own tv show. :[

  • I understand what you're saying, but the show is not the same as one hour and a half of stand up. And besides, Kathy Griffin also has a TV Show, wich won 2 emmys...

  • i wasn't saying that instead of watching her standup you should watch her TV show. i was saying that she might be too busy to write lots new stand up material because of her tv show. kathy griffins' show airs once a year and only has 10 episodes. chelsea does a show every week day.

  • yeah. she has a 30min on Comedy Central from back in 2006.