Paranoid Parrot

[Annihitate]

touhou :o

[LihlSerena]

Loan out video game to a friend.

I'M NEVER GETTING MY GAME BACK.

[owenshark24]

i do the same thing at 0:25.

[tazira1]

@owenshark24 The stall lock got stuck locked in the middle of 4th period when I had to use the bathroom

I was in there for 5 minutes before I finally crawled under the stall. I came back and my teacher was in the middle of giving a lesson and every one was staring at me.

[1alienfreak]

i get paranoid when i think dirty thoughts too. like someones reading my mind

[KesserCFC4eva]

She looks at you

OH SHIT SHE'S THINKING ABOUT HOW UGLY I AM

[squidwardscyndaquil]

Get sliced by something in forest

FREDDY KRUEGER

[vinzer72banned]

GOING TO BROWSE INTERNET ..... 6 PROXIES AND TOR JUST IN CASE

[DeinoSarcosuchus]

1:03 (happens on bikes) deciced to let him pass, idiot decides to go through me...

[jimmyshitbags]

hhahahaha, I always feel paranoid when I leave a shop without buying anything

[FirefoXDMedia]

This parrot's thoughts are way too similar to mine.

HE'S WATCHING ME.

[CadetCPL2606]

The Seaweed/jaws one and the Devil/Elevator was priceless lol.

[ObeyBunny]

All but two.

I've done all the same things and thought all the same things as the parrot except in 2 cases. Man, it was like somebody was documenting my early life.

[potctk]

When a car is following you.....hit the brakes, trust me......

[spammingnoobs]

I love this parrot it thinks just like me

[nejustinas32]

Huh...

I never use elevators.

And i do not want to go on carnival rides. :S

[beardedgecko987]

Why the fuck are you playing ridiculous heavymetal over paranoid parrot?

[bewaredrev]

Hear fireworks.

Terrorists.

[bewaredrev]

i remem when i had an awesome username... BUT IT NO ALLOW SPACES

[MrEpicMango]

Makes joke and no one laughs

They think I'm weird.

[imsostupidyay]

TV static.

there heeeeeererreee

[futbolfanatic222]

Double post something on Facebook.

NO ONE WILL LIKE YOU ANYMORE

[FerrousFerrum]

Text love-filled message to girl, she replies quickly

Her saying 'lol'

[rosehips360]

Eat a grape- it crunches weird

There's a bug in it

[4RKU5K1]

Paranoid parrot is the friend I have been searching for

[Linkage1992]

A lot of these apply to me.

[kingfishermanbaby]

2:42 ..so true lmao

[Annihitate]

@kingfishermanbaby I HAD THAT KIND OF SITUATION TODAY LOL!!!!

[coolnoble6]

No one will think your pooping on a statue like chuck norris does

[gunman30001]

he misses his best friend

MURDERER

[909flash]

Comment saying arrow in the knee

What if it really happens

[MisterNogas]

posts comment on youtube

-

-

-

click on F5 just to be certain that it's been published

[3Quiz]

He has to meet Insanity Wolf

[chrssfalls8]

RIP headphone users

[GnomeTMSM]

Spacedyedream or pregnant...

[SpaceDyeDream]

But "we need to talk" is ALWAYS to break up isn't it?

[Mazmorrero2]

There should be a movie about the memes.

[panickattack92]

Think, "I know you can read my thoughts."

Just in case.

[oB2KoHawk]

Read Paranoid parrot,

Someones been stalking you and writing it down.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

never come dressed to a costume party unless its halloween, just carry it with you. I had an old pair of pants and a shirt that had patches but not like i was homeless, i just threw them out.

[fx5i4k7n]

It's so funny how accurate this is :)

[Homebrand91]

sees random lights outside

Rapture!

[2550505]

I answered yes to most of these.

[jasmineanimallover]

I'm a mixture of Paranoid Parrot and Socially Awkward Penguin

;______;

[IanBpa]

@jasmineanimallover It's ok the internet is always your friend

[GaMeR1019]

im paranoid too almost all form the video up there happens to me

[INTESTINESAUSAGES]

the game

[gmodman999]

3:06 Meh... I just turn the lights on then run my ass back after getting what I need.

[RedSpiderZero]

2:44 lmao

[SpottedzebraHB]

Watches scary video

Takes shower with door open

[angelofthewater13]

All of this: my life

[C9316]

Don't let people copy your homework, THEY'RE GONNA JUMP YOU AFTER SCHOOL

[ophios]

First Paranoid Parrot video on Youtube!

so fucking what, jesus you people and OMG FIRST FIRST... who cares.

[DontPutSpiceonRice]

Go over a bridge

Bridge collapses

[OhFlOrKiTsDoM]

0:22 is my entire life.

[amaniswactingyou]

goes to bathroom to crap

no toilet paper

[Canyoudance123]

3:02 sooooo me

[TheDoritosfan1]

DON'T HOLD IN FART

COULD GET HEARTBURN

[crashnburner187]

My conspiracy wiki is down.

They think I know too much...

[bbfan77]

eheh, 0:20 ... eheh

[orangejellojack]

first to finish the test.

missed a section???

[xIRxTemporal]

So many of these apply to me that I'm now convinced it's normal and acceptable behavior.

:')

[megaboundz]

get homework

they´re testing me...

[megaboundz]

drink water

gonna choke

[victorchapin3]

0:42

that is a thought that always goes through my head O.o so what i do is ask insanity wolf on how to deal with it and courage wolf to inspire me to do it. Advice dog is good for the little things that can go wrong, but rich raven makes me think how i will manage my money when i get a video game deal for standing up to a bully.... as you can see im very borded

[SYRSAmusic]

Watching popcorn pop in the microwave

Going to get brain cancer

[13Segruts]

Walks inside building

Locates exits, security cameras, and suspicious people.

[voreman90210]

spill drinking water on your pants

everyone thinks you pissed your pants

[TheJoseRocks]

parrinoid parrot + socially awkward penguin + forever alone = me

[alexandercns]

Plane flying over head

"It's going to bomb us."

[roboneko77]

I'm relating way to much to this.

[DarKKnightt07]

Look at a girl

Too scared to say Hello

[BryceD546]

new friend request, no mutual friends

rapist.

[ruisir1]

@XXXXDJTXXXX 98% of Paranoid Parrot and Socially Akward Penguin applies to me

[ILikeToMong]

I think 0.20 everyday

[GregTom2]

Lol.

Oh wow, I'm glad I'm not paranoid. If anything I'm more the opposite.

[marrag1]

at 2:52 i fear that every single day since i live near an airport lol 

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

the first two are socially awkward penguin! or depression dog...

[Annihitate]

fall asleep in bed with cell phone next to head . . . CANCER

[jaffacec]

the 1 disliker.......... hates people like me

[smileylottie]

Why the post mortem photography on the related videos?...

[whatthehellvideos]

THIS IS ME event the michael myers thing

[Th3D4nny]

4:00 is true, they  always fly over your head. don't wanna get pooped on =/

[StevenJKpower]

Walk past a 'Bookstore' with a barred door, that has a note saying "ring door bell"

IT'S A TRAP!

[vectravl]

We need to talk is ALWAYS BREAKING UP. HE'S NOT PARANOID ABOUT THAT.

[gorrilazfan101]

Trash bag on side of road.

Theres a body in it.

(Tell me, you have thought of this!!0

[PuReOwNaGe97100]

shit im paranoid as hell everything applys to me :(

[pumishumi]

Going to bathroom at night

Eyes foward, avoid looking at mirrors, happy thoughts

[MissCoco5987]

LoooooooLLLLL

[vanellawii]

Buys a mac

Panics because they cant find the blue "e".

[Kool4Sure]

I'm that paranoid? Cuz' I literally relate to all these except two or three XD

[XxDressagex]

'Think dirty thoughts in public...someone is reading my mind' oh MY GOD I do that all the time!! Most of these happen to me (My mom thinks I have possible paranoia!)

[lexxypexxy]

Omg I thought I was the only one who thought about guns when someone is rolling down their car window. *whew*

[pierocks94]

Lol when I go downstairs at night a run up the stairs as fast as I can XD

[NJniickNJ]

@pierocks94 lol me too

[Leontheon]

:P Most of these apply to me. It's pretty bad when you think about it. D:

Wait, who knows the song? :D Lazy person I am.

Swimming in deep water, I know it wont but...

Killer Carp will drag me to the bottom.

Swim to shallower waters. xD

[genuineXgemini]

1:46...ALL THE TIME! :O It's amazing I probably think 3/4 of this stuff everyday T_T

[manny24lal]

sing in the shower

someone can hear me...

[KJK383]

looking at nubile porn, phone rings

US MARSHALS

[wojtuniakfrog]

sees black man outside house.

checks to see if AK is loaded.

[ih8kkk]

0:21 is exactly like me, i always censor my thoughts when im near people

[Makentz]

I read them for a bit and was giggling and farting and could smell my ass becoming irradiated by my own shit. Then I saw TV AND LIGHT GO OUT

GHOSTS

and i shit myself

[gunboy7777]

Parents Borrow Computer/Laptop

They're going to check my history for porn

[shadowpower123]

mum goes on laptop

forgot to delete porn

[crunchbar123]

loud plane flying overhead

9/11

[UNSCODST13]

Go to airsoft battle

oh god theyre gonna all team up on me

[kickmybowls]

go to woods alone

someone will murder you

[dusanklipa]

Think : "I know you can read my thoughts...."

just in case

[dragonthewatcher]

@dusanklipa i actualy do that xDDDD

[Delta2kx1]

Watch video on YouTube that has too many dislikes, ITS A SCARY POP UP VIDEO

[MRH34DS40T98]

@Delta2kx1 I.Always.Think.That. -__-

[Delta2kx1]

Someone borrows laptop, forgot to clear history and delete porn pics and vids

[crazychickenthatflys]

watch porn

keep looking behind me

[Remolizzo]

I love 0:27 , but most of these describe me.....

[itachi999987]

a shitload of this apply to me. i think i have gotten more paranoid watching it

[itachi999987]

alone in house and hear doors opening upstairs

BUGLARY

[DuneWolfz]

I can relate to a scary number of these :L

[dalektaliban]

drop soap in shower, gonna get raped

[ColdSideOfPillow136]

hear noise downstairs

brutal murderer in house

[TheGe415]

1:05

How can a car follow you

but be behind me?

-philosoraptor

[alexes219]

Paranoid parrot meme applies to me

They stalk me

[JJMerrill]

The music is strangely perfect

[dumfart21]

Navy Seal Parrot

[TheReavyn]

This is so true, its like the parrot know's all and is reading our minds o.O

[joman33333]

make eye contact with teacher while writing a test

SHE THINKS IM CHEATING

[codyman3433]

0:33 and the one after apply to me (Crazy me) 

[AbbeyBrooklyn]

so cute!

[roykoopa25]

omg I think I'm a paranoid parrot. =(

[KrazyKKid]

One of my favs

[Theanonymousraver]

...ALL of those... apply to me...

[XxSkittlemiester98xX]

me and paranoid parrot have a lot in common :)lol

[DeathToDCs]

Going to post hillarious Paranoid Parrot joke.

Someone is going to steal it and take credit for it.

[Drsalvador18]

blurry reflection at the door

serial killer

[SUPERMEH10]

See random flashing outside

ITS THE RAPTURE

[TheFinlandnator]

This song does not fit. Napoleon XIV's 'They're coming to take me away' would have been 1000's times better. >:D

[benjaminpieart]

Courage wolf: Paranoid about something? BRING IT ON!

[VeggiePyromaniac]

Damm, most of them apply to me :(

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

i have alot more

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

go to bed with nailed bat

just in case robbers taget my house

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

walk past house and dogs bark furiously

oh my god the owners dying!

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

walk into woods

gonna be eaten by bear

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

wack off

a goverment satelite is watching

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

go downstairs

run back up as fast as you can to escape demons

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

take taxi to some place

the driver is gonna kidnap you and kill you in the middle of nowhere

[hawk1330RS]

most of these apply to me... -___-

[twhood]

Why do most of these apply to meh?!

[HolyDelaron]

Have fire drill at school

This one's real

[Accelerator11]

My whole life is Paranoid Parrot.

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

ive got alot of these

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

accidently left front door open for 5 mins

theres a murderer in the house

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

mysterious door that you never seen before.

KEEP IT LOCKED

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

long empty hallway

the twins are behind me

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

door slowly drifts open

ghost intruder

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

bright light in distance,

atomic bomb went off.

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

Walk past house and dog starts barking.

Oh dear god the owners dying and the dog is calling for help

[struglefighter3]

Omg I do almost all of these -__-

[JesusColoredCrayons]

1:13 is me every night -__-

[Maiumaora]

All of this.

[burnerthehedgehog]

shower curtain sticks to skin.

IT WANTS TO KILL YOU.

[TheeMikester]

0:55 and 1:01 are so me.

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

2:02

2:08

2:49

3:05

The best.

[Melaras456]

fuckin awesome.

[xXxgamerfanxXx]

lulz Juno XD!