Shit Hofstra Girls Say

[itsavirus47]

Love how most of it's in Breslin. Sick of CPK!

[Iamdenisewhyte]

Ahhh memories!!

[porcelain1000]

THIS IS AWESOME PARKS! THE POST OFFICE LADY IS LEGIT TRUE! SHE. IS. NEVER. THERE.

[alyssalovesmusic325]

Parks I literally cannot get enough of this

[NHspartans14]

HAHAHAHAHA absolutely hysterical...sad though too, cause its so true. Nice job man, ROLL PRIDE!!

[anjelbaby624]

Congrats on making an awesomely hilarious video Parks!!

[nrusso2]

Why does this video end so quickly?? There should be so much more! What about the statue everyone thinks is a real dude, campus pizza, dutch treats, sororitys and fraternities... ADD ON : ) its funny tho.. that stupid post office biotch is never there

[mhspv06]

Bahaha... Hilurrrrious.



[typhon1510]

This is great

[Collegechick1124]

omg dying

[MrScumbagStyle]

i miss hofstra

[akleim2]

PARKS!!!! great job!!! so so so funny!!!

[jassporah]

This brings back memories. I don't remember a day w/o complaining about Public safety, how far Breslin was, the tuition and the fire drills in Bill of Rights =\

[Dr3aMiNhime]

The bullet hole(s). My facebook statuses. and public safety. MY LIFE.

[Mymiriel]

Lol "if i don't respond it's cause i'm i the basement of breslin". Super accurate

[obtuse9]

this is fantastic

[parrotheadbabi93]

OH MY GOD ANOTHER BULLET HOLE IN THE UNISPAN. So ghetto.

[stargazer31583]

Ugh I don't wanna walk all the way to Breslin---definitely left out

[tropigirl88]

One person has Hofstra red.

[qtjenn312]

haha the parking and the $40,00o while standing at the elevator. Always.

[rebel1013]

"You would think after paying 40,000 for this school" hahahaha so me!!! and I never paid that much

and the parking hahahaha so true!

[nmocte1]

omg we need another one though. SO much more to say about Hofstra but I LOVED my undergrad. It is really such a great school with so much UMPH! You cant get that anywhere else!!

[nmocte1]

Yep the best part is the post office! WTF. she was hardly there!

[music4lif]

omg parks this is GREAT!!! thanks for making one of these!! :)

[xkeke117]

this is so great!!!!! nicely accurate

[kristynita]

p.s. it's not exactly something Hofstra girls say, but its certainly something they do: constantly picking up their icde latte mocha frappa whatever, shaking it gently back and forth so the ice makes an annoying noise for everyone to hear, then putting it back down on the desk. every, friggin 5 seconds

[kristynita]

when i went to hofstra i had a hard time understanding the foot long slit in the yoga pants trend. 

[TheStephanieBlonde]

This is so great!!

[pensivefool]

flawless.

[RachelUlreich]

breslinnnn, perfect face.

[MisterLynch92]

P-safe and THE FUCKING POST OFFICE LADY!! YES!!

[jeffdc5]

Lol everything is spot I can't wait for first day of class tomorrow.

[jhills121592]

so true.

[LaydeeStac]

Public safety takes forever lol so true though

[teamstarkidforever42]

THE POST OFFICE! PARKS YOU ARE AMAZING!

[kristacollopy]

POST OFFICE!

[marksanderlin]

post office lady! where. is. she.

[kristenzem]

@marksanderlin Seriously. NEVER there. AND not friendly.

[AeonsOfFrost]

I chuckled at the "colored walls" and post office bits.

[zarkbot88]

You're seriously making me want to go back there without any direct intent

[Gdorchaser13]

The Post Office.