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  • 86 people don't whack it

  • JOHN LENNON was A walrus

  • THATS WHAT I DO !!!!!!!!!!

  • SUCK MY OWN DICK (LIKE A BOSS!)

    I think we have a new champion!

  • Well how else is she supposed to clean his junk if he doesn't have fingers?

  • Dat sea donkey be well hung!

  • mmm why im here its called masterbation walres style

  • with no hands this is his only way :P

  • WTF

  • if i could i'd do it too...

  • mmmmm...... Wish i was a walrus!!

  • What's the women laughing about? Back at home it's her turn

  • Man, if reincarnation is real I know what animal I'm coming back as!

  • T...T... Trott?

  • hmm... they can do that?

  • That must be a mouth-full

  • This made my life...

  • her: Omg whAT's he Doing?" , him: your job bych

  • Ugh annoying audio "ohw migh gawd giggle giggle ohw migh gawd" shush cunt.

  • This is not funny at all . It is well known that all the so called with higher intelligence animals kept in captivity in laboratories or zoos masturbates much more .

  • so jealous

  • Sucked my diiiick, sucked my diiiick, I'm a waaaalrus, sucked my diiiick!

  • favoritye sea creature: walrus

    favorite land creature: elephant

    both have tusks and have huge penises :D

  • The background audio makes this video 10x funnier.

  • HE WAS HUNGRY! COMMON PEOPLE!

    

  • I didnt know Jamie from mythbusters was really like this

  • Not too many males can do this. Only the ones who are truly blessed! lol

  • He know's he's wrong. That's why he's trying to hide in the corner! Nasty ass! Wonder if he'll get himself pregnant?

  • yummy?

  • If you can do that, you dont need to ask others. That is not gross, that is legendary like a house dog that lick his own dick in his owner's face.

    Check this out! I have an aquarium video on my channel that shows the marine animals from Sydney Aquarium. Sharing with others online is Gold XD, just click on my name to watch, or search the name: Best Aquarium Video on youtube (Maybenot)

  • I used to be a dog but I took an arrow to the knee...(and evolved into a walrus!)

  • @NYtassu fuck you

  • because he can

  • dat chick sound like wants dick

  • aaaaaaahhhh hah haha haah

    i love how he sinks to the bottom.

    if you could you know you would lol

  • I used to suck my own dick but then i took an >> ─ ─ ─ (knee) ─ ─ ─ ►...

  • Did she just say the 'cornerest' place?

  • @RyderRocks73 lol yeah i heard that at the end hahahah

  • this video was not hard to masturbate to

  • It's a known fact that walruses have the second biggest dick in the world......

    and I have the 1st :D

  • I'm Barrack Obama, and I endorse this message.

  • @Floodlezoot Might wanna learn to spell your own name there, Mr. President.

  • @OpinionatedAussie or I'll just run for president of Detroit Public Schools....

  • @Floodlezoot I would vote for you twice if I could

  • Suck my own dick! (like a boss)

  • LMFAO I Came here to write the walrus thing but i see i got beat...

  • I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next week i turn 17, and i want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there but i promise you im different.

    On December 14th,, im moving to Antarctica( home of the greatest walurses) I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere i go as traning.

    I may not be a walrus yet, but i promise you that if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever

  • @Z0m6i310 but.......how are you typing?

  • @plushieboy1234 Whit his nose noob.

  • @Z0m6i310 Good luck with that.

  • @Z0m6i310 START BY SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK.

  • @Z0m6i310 Dafuq did I just read.

  • @Z0m6i310 if you cut off your own arms then how did you type this

  • I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next week I turn 21, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm differen

    On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training

    I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever

  • And thats not even the black walrus

  • "I wonder why he's doing that?" Uhhh, because he can?

  • @ChanseDillavou i wouldnt do it if i could ;o

  • anyway, I believe that is a Dugong.

  • every man's dream

  • LIKE A BOSS!

  • she's pretty. why am i watching this?

  • sigh im on the weird part of youtube again...

  • -HI baby wanna to suck my dick ?

    -do it yourself !

    -ok

  • Good for him.

  • now I can finally check that off my bucket list, watch walrus porn. check got itttttttttt.

  • I would love for that girl in the aquarium to suck my WALRUS dick! Biggest on any mammal, baby!

  • omg deepthroatin its own shit hahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • ....What the f**k?

  • I bet a lot of men would suck themselves off if they could..so stop hatin you enee wee nee tinee wee nee shriveled little short short men...lol

  • @MsCorrupt1 i bet i would suck myself off if i could too: )

  • that girl obviously likes cock

  • the fastest erection i've ever seen

  • best deep throat ever

  • @fram4153 ... No :(

  • Male Walrus: "Suck my dick"

    Female Walrus: "Suck your own dick"

    Male Walrus: "ok"

  • @jonykakuyo hahahahahaha

  • @jonykakuyo LOL

  • @jonykakuyo XXX'D

  • HE DOSNT WANT US TO SEE HE IS DOING IT IN A CORNER SO LETS CONTINUE TO FILM HIM AND INVADE HIS SPECIAL MOMENT!!!

  • I WISH I WAS A WALRUS!

  • @bj12310 suck his own dick like a boss?? Thats hella gay haha how r u a boss for suckin ur own dick? AND i think its funny ur name is bj too..

  • @jvirgil89 you haven't seen the "Like a boss" video have you?

  • SUCK HIS OWN DICK!!! "LIKE A BOSS"

  • Beastiality

  • Did he swallow as well!? Lol

  • what ? u guys dont do that ????

  • NOM NOM NOM

  • "OMG what's he doing?!"

  • 69...69 don't like a 69???Or it's a simple 6???i'm confused...

  • Respect.

  • Joinha se você ta aqui por causa do LOL .

  • FAUSTÃO DIZ - AE RENATÃO, SÓ NA PUTARIA HEIM

  • animals is mad weerd

  • 1:25 Walrus: Do you mind?

  • he must be a very lonely walrus

  • coincidentally, i had 'circle of life' playing the background.

  • He's S'n his own D bahahahaha

  • That\s easy.. I can do that

  • Its so funny how he sinks to the bottom of the fucking tank, AND holds it and turns away. xD

  • Oh so when a walrus sucks his own dick at a zoo it's funny, but when I do it I get kicked out? Bullshit.

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  • @Beenyad well its cause we never see animals do it its mostly guys and shit.

  • Maybe he's just cleaning it? LOL Well done walrus dude.

  • Look at his back. Poor guy was probably hit by boats a few times. Live him in peace.

  • @hippykiller1 Was probably too bust sucking his own d*ck to care about it.

  • wow hes doin good... hey babe lets show him up!!! lol

  • 0_e 

  • ur just jelous u cant do it

  • Im a Walrus, and i find this very offensive :/

  • ROFLMAO Walruses are funny. I liked it.

  • you could say this walrus

    *puts on sunglasses*

    sucks.

  • everyone knows, that tusks on while receiving a blowjob, feel fantastic. plus those whiskers? tickle my weiner baby

  • 1:25 I like the look on his face

  • guess his girlfriend is reaaaaly UGLY

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  • i wonder if john lennon was hung like that??? I AM THE WALRUS!!!!

  • Fucking way she goes. no other explaination.

  • Can every walrus do this or is this just like black guy walrus?

  • weird youtube again.

  • That's taking a hell of a chance with those choppers....

  • I used to hate giraffes.

    Now I hate walruses.

  • Everyday at school he'd heat it.

    "There goes walrus, hes got a FAT FAT DICK!"

  • I find this easy to masturbate to.

    But then again,I'm a walrus.

  • that was disturbing

  • oh shit

  • LIKE A BOSS!

  • thats not as big as mine

  • IS THIS GAY OR NOT?

  • what is this? O_O

  • Well, it aint gonna suck it self.

  • weirdest boner

  • I wish I could do this.

  • I have the strangest boner right now.

  • DEAR GOD JAMIE HYNERMANS TALLANTS KNOW NO BOUNDS!

  • i just saw this on a old tosh.o!!!!!

  • lucky bastard...

  • what did i just masturbate to?

  • Most controversial question: Does that make the walrus gay?

  • hahaha that is lol

  • @Duane4AK LOL!

  • im on the weird part of youtube again

  • @TVDUDE33 This is the strange/funny clips part. The weird part is the 1000 "DEUGHGHGHHG" and "It only took spongebob no one cares to write this song". Thank you for shopping at Youtube.

  • @TVDUDE33 i am reading unoriginal comments again

  • @Roffeskanal yea i just thought this vid needed it

  • @TVDUDE33 it didnt. Get some creativity instead of just repeating trendy jokes.

  • @Roffeskanal cheer up buttercup

  • @midimachine Sure

  • Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife,pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down If the sun don't come, you get a tan from Standing in the English rain Expert texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty,see how they snide. I'm crying. I am the eggman,they are the eggmen I AM THE WALRUS. GOO GOO GA JOOB!
  • Worst masturbation session ever...

  • went to town on that bitch, hell yea

    

  • WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT!

  • ron jeremy walrus

  • MY freind Edward Tamale Garcia did this once...

  • hahaa!!!!

  • HAHAH WOW! NOW THAT'S FUNNY LAMO!

  • i find this difficult to masturbate to...

  • this is one deep throating motherfucker

  • because he can

  • Thats one famous walrus

  • The reason he's doing that is because he can.

  • I just had to watch

  • The Walrus Is The Most Chill Animal Ever

  • 65 people can't sucks own dick