Parappa the Rapper: Instructor Mooselini's Car Rap

[REALGameMX]

I'm scared :S

[WestSideVision]

Parappa is actually the worst rapper in the game, he just repeats everyone except for the last level, lol

[phreakyeggz]

Everyone knows that it's really, "step on the gas? step step on the gas?"

[GirGrunny]

When I go to get my licence, I'm gonna sway my head back and fourth and verbalise everything I do.

Instructor: Alright, now stop at that corner and turn left.

Me: Step on the... brakes? Now turn the the left!

Instructor: ...ò_Ó

[Cognetto]

How come these flows are better than Soulja boy's....geez!!

[SHARK77]

3 people didnt check - and turn - the signal to the right.

[alisterfletcherluvr]

Once I get my permit, I hoping in the car with my dad and we are gonna JAM to this song :D

[Jayplex]

You know what sucks about this song is that the beat sounds so much better when you're doing bad

[Reaprar]

Your chin-chin makes me kimochi.

[motorsabin1]

Monique Parker

[videogamenostalgia]

I have gotten 100% on this song, but I've failed my driving test 5 times. YOU LIED TO ME, GAME!!!

[jerphunter]

big brother~

[Goodguy33]

Do you know why we stopped the car again?

Do I know why we stopped the car again?

That's because YO GOTTA DO IT AGAIN.

Whaaaaat!?

[WonderstruckForever]

some faggot from omegle sent me here

[sxcsKiTzYkitty]

I want to follow the exact instructions to this song. I'd probably be making people mad. It sounds fun. :D but retarded too.

[xXTreaDXx]

the piano is pimp

[explorertotodile]

Step On the Brakes

step brakes step brakes step brakes

HEY! YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE MAN!

5 mins later...

I knew you were gonna screw up!

I forgot to close the door

Door forgot to close the you!

YOU GOTTA DEW IT AGEAIN!

WHAT?

[ridingwithsonic]

I SWERE I SUCK AT THIS DANG STAGE

[Darkstar263]

@ridingwithsonic

When I first played through this game, It gave me trouble.

[ridingwithsonic]

@Darkstar263 yeah i got to the last song and now i can't pass it

[gaybathroomsex]

Parappa's father and Joe Chin dislike this video; because there always seems to be something to get in the way of Parappa's efforts to make moves on Sunny Funny.

[gaybathroomsex]

Oh yeah, gay guys drove their car on the Interstate at HIGH SPEED well above the speed limit with this song at FULL BLAST!!!

While my fuckbuddy was driving, my other gay friends gave him a blowjob while at the same time, being buttfucked by other passengers. Even though the front row were bucket seats; we managed to get more than 3 in the front somehow; we had 6 in the back, quite a miracle how a bucket row could serve like a bench row; and how a rear bench could seat double its rating capaci.

[DaltonMan321]

@gaybathroomsex Hey man, this may come as a shock to you, and I mean no offense, but are you gay?

[gaybathroomsex]

@DaltonMan321 I am not gay, I just pretend to be so I can be a shock jock!

[BajuAchiba]

206 People just got their license. :3

[theyukarimobile]

i watched this video i few days ago and now i've been calling my friend moosalini, i've no idea why until i watched this again.

[ridingwithsonic]

im going to jail

reason:rape

victom:replay button

[gaybathroomsex]

@ridingwithsonic Now that is a good excuse to pun Parappa the Rapper, as Parappa the Rapist.

[ridingwithsonic]

@gaybathroomsex XD got the game today for psp

[MiguelilloBrown]

This ain't kung fu!!!!

[ridingwithsonic]

2 peps forgot to close the door

[B4K4N0L1F3]

I love the "When i say Boom boom boom, you say Bam bam bam, no pause in between, c'mon let's jam !" EPIC !

[ferretluver74]

@B4K4N0L1F3 just like her sister in the 2nd game!

[wotldthe2006]

" 2 people have failed to check and turn the signals to the left"

[Marioparty10]

Mooselini? Fucking fascist teacher XP

[Bunomous]

@Bunomous

[homor242]

lol i herd this in a looney tunes youtube poop once

[Aoanoxi]

She sounds so much like Mo'Nique.

[iPodAwesum]

TUROTOES HAVE SHORT REGS!

oh wait.

Wrong way around.

[PrototypeX17]

The moose sounds like Whoopi Goldberg.

[common3go]

@PrototypeX17 *shaking my head* NOT even a little... (-.-)

[censor1934]

@PrototypeX17 Sounds more like Mo'nique, but of course, it's a studio performer :)

[Kikyo228]

@PrototypeX17 I think the person who did this voice for Mooselini is Queen La tifah.

[turtluv419]

@Kikyo228 I think it sounds more like MC Lyte cause of the tone. I wonder where they have the cast posted.

[SolBadguy314]

@PrototypeX17 sounds more like Oprah, to be honest.

[bamboozledguy]

This is the best level in the game.

[MagicalKirbyGal]

Aaaah. Back when games had the KA rating! ^^3

[FMKidsan]

Moose: Guess?

Parappa: Guess?

Moose: What?

Parappa: WHAT???!!!!

XD

[SuttaBro]

I love the way he says it. "YOU forgot to close the door!"

Owned, bitch!

[Bluemango123]

Two people don't want to step on the gas. :C

[bk89nasty]

i think mooselini was trying to teach parappa how to ghost ride the whip. with all that gas, brake.

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

If only driving school in real life was this fun...

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

This was ripped off from a song called "Turtles Have Short legs".

[DonGenerico88]

@MamaLuigiBarrelRoll Awesome, I didnt know that.

[feelingEnjoy]

I had this in my head the entire time I was taking my own drivers test.

I passed. B')

[FMKidsan]

@feelingEnjoy Damn I wish I'd done that on my driving test now XD

[emailman712]

wtf is mo'nique the driving instructor? lol

[MotherBound1]

How could you forget to close the door?

[FantasyFoxMan]

This song is so avantcore.

[pinoyboy300]

Hope this song help me pass my drive test lol :p

[MrCombineGuy]

How to drive a car:

1. Step on the gas

2. Step on the breaks

3. Step on the gas

4. Rap

5. Repeat step 1 to 5 until you've reached your destination.

[FudoOne]

@MrCombineGuy Don't forget to close the door.

[NeoZombieMaster20]

@MrCombineGuy You forgot to check and turn the signals to the right/left.

[ridingwithsonic]

@MrCombineGuy you forgot left and right

[Nonakans]

@MrCombineGuy You forgot the most important part. Swaying your head side to side.

[yararu]

The fucking breakdown when she closes the door is so perfectly inserted. It hurts my fucking mind.

[AylaPlz]

2 people forgot to check and turn the signal to the left. God. This song is so memerable from my childhood. I actually played the 2nd one before the 1st one though. Still. I liked both games. :>

[Codybean1]

3 minutes of great tunes and having to retry over and over and over. :D

[ISubstanceI]

The piano melody is sampled from the song 'Turtles Have Short Legs' by the 70s krautrock band Can.

[davesababe]

@ISubstanceI So glad someone is sharing the genius that is Can. Too under-appreciated, that is for sure.

[Vaxliscious]

@ISubstanceI It's the same rhythm, but it isn't an exact copy. The pattern is different.

[LSebastien]

Haha, what driving instructor forgets to close the door? Too funny!

[Whatthetrash]

This is the greatest game ever! Love it! ^__^

[MrSpecter91]

-Do you know why we stopped the car?

-Do I know why we stopped the car?

-Why do you think I'm asking? ¬¬

[EminemFan202]

I wish my driving instructor were as cool as Mooselini, instead I got some asshole guy :(

[MrSpecter91]

What kind of driving instructor forgets to close the door?

[Blackmassboogie]

Try driving while listening to this song.

[Nintendavin]

@Blackmassboogie I did that and ended up killing about 24 people.

Oh well, it's not as bad as forgetting to close the door.

[Rydacalhic]

Step on the Gas!

Step on the Brakes!

Ho Ho Ho Stop the car!

WHY F**CKI** MASTER!!

Guess

Guess

What

What

I forgot to close the door

You forget to close the fucking door........

[britrob24]

Thid song, indubitably, after 13 years, is still my jam.

:)

[dandydan01]

when I say boom boom boom you say bam bam bam

[chaffXgrenade]

You. Forgot. To close. The door.

[hardkoredylan]

Busdriver- Avantcore samples this :D

[impressorateclado]

amazing song

[samurizzy]

She sounds ALOT like MC Lyte!

[BugginOut2U]

@samurizzy Sounds like MoNique as well

[MrJihadjared]

Parappa FEAT Can

[GeneralCane]

An actual driving test is about 15x easier...

[Hinatafanboy08]

@GeneralCane lmfao!!!

[Jazikun]

I got my license on Wednesday. This song was stuck in my head. Should've played this during my driver's test!

[maniac923]

This is a ripoff but still fun to listen to

[adamfsh]

@maniac923 A ripoff of what?!

[maniac923]

@adamfsh OF a song from the band Can I think it's called turtles can run or something along the lines of that

[Pillowfort]

@maniac923 turtles have short legs

[xXRazorfistXx]

Mooselini: Guess?

Parappa: Guess?

Mooselini: What?

Parappa: What?

Lol!

[GuiltlessGear]

lol Dread Foxx did Knuckles' theme song in Sonic Adventure. That's celebrity enough for me.

[TMF58]

It is possible to pass a driving test just by singing this song.

[krevhanathos]

is EMINEM the voice of parappa?

[devonjames10]

@krevhanathos You wish. No, he's voiced by Dread Foxx. There is no celebrity voices in any of the games.

[Adidas950]

@krevhanathos No, but it sounds like it, huh?

[TazHall]

@krevhanathos NOOOOOO . . . Wow, that put images in my head . . .

[ChrisCa1601]

"When I say boom boom boom, you say bam bam bam!"

[RisenHellFire]

Personally I like this song the most from the game. The game has a great soundtrack.

[sephiroth900000]

i just want to krank this up with my friends and just drive down my negihborhood and just imitat this. lol

[neoinuyashafight]

Because of this song i have never been in a crash!

[gaybathroomsex]

@neoinuyashafight u got that right!

I guess this game gives an emphasis on how rough a teen life can be.

[firespin97]

garuanteed to get you a driver's liscence or your money back

[TGeiger85]

it's epic

[StonyAWACS8492]

Only 2:38??? When I Played It It Felt Like Hours!!!

[ThePetosiris]

Step on the gas!

Step on the gas?

No, you gotta do it again, step on the gas!

- 5 HOURS LATER -

I FUCKING STEPPED ON THE GODDAMN GAS, SHUT UP!

... I forgot to close the door.

[TheChewyMonsta]

@ThePetosiris ahahah soo true

[CasghostxD]

@ThePetosiris LMAO ROLF LOL xD BAHAHA!

[DuttyGyal718]

@ThePetosiris Y0ou gotta do it again (brakes on instructor's head) Lol

[jsnead23]

@ThePetosiris LMBO you crazy man! at least you turned the engine off this time.

[pablogmb]

@ThePetosiris YOU forgot to close the door......

Great instructor you are, eh ?

[FiraGun90]

When I saw boom boom boom, you saw bam bam bam now pause in between, c'mon lets jam!

[GARYIZRAW]

this piano beat was genius

[Coatl360]

@GARYIZRAW I found where they sampled it from too! :0

[DROManLoc619]

@Coatl360 what is it sampled off?

[toooop9]

@Coatl360 where?

[gaybathroomsex]

@GARYIZRAW just imagine what would happen if gay dudes engages in an orgy of hard gay sex, and created a mechanical circuit to buttfuck somebody just by pounding a piano key. Boy would we be garbage picking pianos to upcycle for gay orgy use.

[Thomahawk08]

I forgot to close the door.

[sxcsKiTzYkitty]

YOU, forgot, to close, the door.

[aloneboyz999]

IF yall didnt know its teaching you how TO TURN AND DRIVE. lol

[LieutenantSloth]

I sing this song every time I'm driving :p

[crunchyblack27]

step on the gas?

[xXScRaMLaXx]

^^ geil

[fredfredfredburger44]

"Check and turn and signal to the left"

why do i just love that line?!?

[AlecThePerin]

everytime i lisen to this i get a strange craving to chek and turn the signals to my right

[Gmancrap]

Any one got and instrumental?

[jakkk1437]

I need that too. Anyone have it?

[jornhy]

i need it too

[SpiritGirlxoxo]

I am not officially obsessed with this song since it my 10th time listening to it lol

[StarmanPhantom]

Is there any way to remove the lyrics and only have the instruments playing? *Whirr*

[drplbiftin]

this is an awesome song

[Okamitheshiba14]

Haha, Like the only "rap" song on my ipod! :)

[Domwith5ms]

kickass i was looking for this!

[TheRetroBox]

Actually thats her sister.

[TehShippo]

Instruction manuals? You mean like the guide book or something? A friend of mine taught me how to play. C:

I didn't give you a negative, I just answered your question. In fact, this is my favorite song out of all of them, too.

[TehShippo]

Nope, this is her older sister. The one from the second game is the younger sister. :3

[samyooljackson]

sheet music for the piano anyone? :)

[Domwith5ms]

tell me if you get that, was trying to make it in fruityloops and i couldnt, probably cause i have pilate balls for hands

[TeeRells711]

rihanna was singin this to chris brown

[flmae46]

bahahaha he obviusly decided to do chop chop master onions rap in stead

[StopCallingMeSteveo]

lololololololol

[tonyman148]

same here, i keep trying to scrub the cd with scrubbing alchohol.

[SlaVin360]

finding and emulator and downloading this game right now. fuck i rememeber playing this as a kid. epic game

[koopaklan94]

God tell me where you found it!!!!!

[imfernando2]

0:33

Is there even... Why... Is there a use for stepping on the brakes twice?

[AkabaneKuroudo]

I remember the commercial to this song.

Police officer #1: Alright, we're here, just sitttin' in the car.

Police officer#2: I want you to show me if you can get far.

Police officer#1: Step on the gas, step on the gas.

Police officer#2: Step on the breaks, step on the breaks.

Police officer#1: Now step on the gas.

Police officer#2: When I say boom boom boom.

(cuts to shot of actual game)

Moosolini: you say bam bam bam. =P

[mattakudesu]

yes that commercial is actually the reason i looked for this song. it was stuck in my head like big time

[angeldeb82]

(Continued)

Mooselini: No pause in between...

Police officer#1: C'mon, let's jam.

Mooselini: Check and turn the signals to the right.

[tabbyaboutroots]

I forgot to close the door.

YOU forgot to close the door.

[imfernando2]

DO I KNOW WHY WE STOPPED THE CAR!?!?

He sounds like he's about to smack her <_<

[Chavez1778]

lol

[SquidwardsNose]

...mmm

[patrickjay86]

Wanna learn how to drive ? Play Parappa the Rapper and play this Stage xD xD

[Nockyout]

That is my favorite level.

[FantasySign]

me too!!

[NeptuneNetwork]

Top marks for uploading these.

You got your licence. XD

[Kikinutkiksass]

you look like you've had a bear

you look like your brains not here

[Geezeberg]

exactly my thought

[coron1313]

this guy draws all these skecthes

I wonder how much these fetches

[RawkHawk5]

Touched my shirt

touched my shirt

I'm really glad it didn't hurt.

[timmaylove25]

driving while listening to this xD it be hilarious !

[drawertogether]

this helped me with my 6 hrs behind the wheel yesturday

[HopeizHot]

music came from german band Can.

[kaz0lace]

this is hilarious

[gdashred]

best beat ever

[FrekyD]

Best. Rap. Ever.

DONT LISTEN TO THIS WHILE DRIVING. u may get confused XD