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  • my best friend (ben, ironically enough) told me about this movie, and it's actually better than he made it sound. i wanna watch this movie now. It reminds me of him and how awesome he is.

  • I must confess. When I was a kid, 5:00 scene made me cry.

    I'm a guy.

  • 5:00 - best part. So simple yet great!

  • It was your turn, dickmunch!!

  • wish this prick would shut up and just go with it

  • I actually loved these movies as a kid. I found 1 better, as in SS2, he turned into a dopey pacifist. The infamous Johnny 5 Bash I have to admit, I find needlessly mean & sad, even today. It's kind of like the Nuclear Nightmare on T2: the point of it was to push the characters to seek revenge, but I found them TOO well done. But I found it great when he lives, & becomes accepted. Maybe not the most realistic ending, but it's just a movie. Like nothing unlikely has even happened in a movie.

  • they sould have had johnny yel THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!­!!!!!

  • And I'm pretty sure Johnny 5 was wearing Chester a bums hat when he got arrested

  • Was the priest blind?

  • @CollisionCorpse No, he was not..

  • Good lord these were bad movies. Nothing about them makes me glad I grew up with them. Such crap. This guy should review "Explorers", now that movie stands up. Too bad the ending is awful

  • Hahaha i love that reaction of NC when he sees jonny five all smashed up trying to get up xD

  • The NC had a funny reaction, to bad he didn't do this so I didn't get too sad when I was a kid. But now it's not as sad looking back.

  • The very end, his, "DON`T START WITH ME!" sounded like it was full of legitimate frustration and rage.

  • 4:52 - 5:02

    "Shi... Shit"

    My thoughts exactly critic.

  • @N8ZYT same here...my god.

  • 2:22 apparent shy and socially awkward equals creepy.

  • @zombiefan101 I take it your not Short Circuit fan

  • He's never, never before and never again will a battle between a military death machine and a grumpy old white guy seem so EPIC!

    XD

  • VENGENCE is his fuel. lol!

  • 5:50 - 6:38, lol critic ,it was one of the best trailers ever.

  • Johnny Five Will LIVE!

  • the director of theses movies did the incredible hulk TV series

  • And incredibly pissed off !

  • 17 people are flabby white ass holes!!!!!

  • -Johhny #5 is been beated sh*t out and I watch it wondering- ....and no.. just no one doesn't even question why 4-5 ppl are screaming "KILL IT" and beating a robot with object NONE would walk around all showing out?

    W-O-W police and people of this world sure are blind

  • @RHProductionsII As he is running he even shouts out for help and for the police and no one helps him. All because he is different or they see him as not really a person. Much like racism found in human history and treating others as subhumans or merely property. Johnny 5 is much like a Black American 200 years ago. I think that is why I like this film because it does teach you messages and even asks the question what makes us human or simply alive?

  • @Prairielander Yea, but really.. ppl with baseball bats shouting "KILL IT" ..damn, rofl.

    But yes I agree with you tho with that aswell, mine was more shortly of the ppl beating Johnny and how none doesn't have any questioning it ...not even to tell them to stop the ruckus... NOT even THAT rofl.

  • @RHProductionsII Well, it is New York.

  • @ElvenRaptor

    haha, I take your word for it then ^^'

  • Ok who wouldn't want to see I Robot, You Dead.

  • The Angela's Ashes line has me in tears.

  • I'm not going to lie; even now I find the beating of Jonny 5 to be distressing. NC's reaction was hilarious though. I Robot You Dead sounds like a great movie title.

  • @MrMatto91

    It's the Terminator theme song.

  • what is the song playing during the i robot you dead trailer?

  • These were directed by Kenneth Johnson, the guy who created V? Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum.

  • Stop killing him!!!!

  • Am i the only one who thinks jhonny looks like chester a bum when he dresses up?

  • I ROBOT. YOU DEAD. THAT IS FUCKING GENIUSSS!!!!

  • Johnny 5 upgraded himself and become Johnny 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MegaMonsterZilla What, 9000!? There's no way that can be right!!

  • It's the Critic's wonderful Falsetto scream at 4:15 that makes this video for me. 

  • @3:38-4:34 HOW did this not make it onto NC's Top 11 Saddest Moments?!

  • I love Johnny 5's voice!

  • 3:38-4:34 and 4:52-5:10 i'm probably really sick, but i ROFLMFAO through the hole thing cause of the critic

  • Street gangs stealing stereos and Johnny 5 almost mortally wounded and begging for his life. You know, for kids!

  • Ok god, you are the boss. =/

    I don't know why, but when Number 5 get the shit beat out of him i laugh at the NC reaction also everyone was so shocked even the Leave her alone girl/dude. =P

  • JOHNNY FIVE WILL LIVE

  • I was waiting for that terminator reference.

  • @CrittersRule24 I do. T_T

  • dose anyone else get the sad chills while watching jhonny 5 get beaten

  • Johnny-5 gives love-advices to Ben???

    That's the typical case of "blind guy leads sightless guy".

  • Wtf? Pause @ 5:16 Diehard?!

  • @TVtimelapse123 It's an old brand of battery.

  • Does anyone else thinks he would be rob the robots retarded brother?

  • The microwave is screaming! I was frozen today!

  • He doesn't need battery fluid....VENGEANCE IS HIS FUEL

  • When I first saw the scene where Johnny 5 get's brutally beaten, a part of me nearly died. The Critic was right, it WAS a fatal blow to your childhood memory. Just......damn.

  • ''And then, Johnny 5 dresses up as Chester A Bum...''

  • For those of you who don't know it, the priest in the Church was played by Gerry Parkes, who played Doc on Fraggle Rock.

  • 3:39 thru 4:34: " you killed johnny!" "You bastards!" - southpark

  • its the stupid, annoying, reasonably bad movies that we wind up watching over and over

  • "THIS WOMAN'S A TOYMAKER? SHE SHOULD BE A FUCKING CSI!"

  • one of my childhood movies

  • 4:24 Never show that again. That movie does NOT exist!

  • dude! i would so watch i robot you die!

  • jesus a tarnation reference? thats impressive!

  • Ready to kick some FLABBY, WHITE, ASS!

  • Ben is from India? In the first movie he said he was from Bakersfield originally, and his ancestors were from Pittsburgh.

  • i love the hero scene

  • I, Robot... U Dead!!!  LOL!!!

  • i like johnny 5 and wall-e thats some great movies

  • 5:12-5:18 Actually, I recently read Angela's Ashes, and it DID have a lot of humor. It kept the book from becoming too sad.

  • JOHNNY WILL LIVE

  • @eggheadnin

    We know, and so does America.

  • I, Robot You, Dead was freaking awesome

  • Did anyone notice Johnny 5's human clothing costume looks exactly like Chester A. Bums?

  • @SpeedSlasher I bet that's how NC (Doug) got the character outfit.

  • If only all robots and other such inanimate things can be fully accepted as American citizens, then our country would be more peaceful, and there would be less fat, balding, disgusting corporate clones corrupting our society....YEAH RIGHT!

  • LOL....You and that microwave!! ^_^

  • "how do they bring him back to live? By shocking the hell out of his crotch.". LOL!

  • I think that the Nostalgia Critic summed up these films pretty well. They are silly but enjoyable.

  • lol terminator theme

  • 5:17 anybody notice the "die hard" board behind johnny 5 0.o

  • @qan2211 It's his battery. DieHard was a brand of car battery made by Sears.

  • I cracked up when you said "And by the way, I'm not playing that music, that's really what they play in this". Freakin perfect lol.

  • [Alternate Take for 7:27 - 7:39]

    NC: What about Johnny 5?!

    Godly Voice: JOHNNY 5... WILL LIVE!

    HAAAAAAAAAALELUJAH!! \(^o^)/

  • i, robot

    you, dead

  • 0:20 - 1:08 LOL why is Johnny 5 dressed up like Chester A. Bum?

  • Sh-shit

  • i wanna go see I robot you dead

  • At 1:40, was Johnny 5 doing the whole "finger through a hole you form with your other hand" thing while he was talking about male-female relationships?

  • When did Johnny 5 get a mohawk?

  • Huh ok god you're the boss lol

  • omg NC's face when johnny is getting up was so nice. you could really tell he was serious

  • Is that priest doc from fraggle rock? lease say it is it looks and sounds like him!!

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  • I FOUND WALDO!!!!!! 0:22.

  • I cried and laughed at the same

  • The best part is when Johnny 5 says 'let's party!' before he upgrades- it's so EPIC

  • Okay, seriously, that is the meanest priest I have ever seen, lol

  • Find them, I will.

    Johnny 5 is Yoda? O.o

  • 4:52 thru 5:10 should have been on saddest nostalgic moments

  • @EatitHarvey  what is that music?

  • @EatitHarvey The Passion Of Johnny Five

  • @EatitHarvey ikr. That scene made me cry for 10 months :'[

  • @EatitHarvey  Yeah, I was soo sad when I first saw that on tv back in the 80's. X'(

  • thumbs up if you noticed sandy looks like emma watson from harry potter. :D

  • Seeing johnnny 5 get his ass kicked is like seeing wall-e get hurt again

  • I have actually seen most of of the movies critic has reviewed.

  • That is a little disturbing to watch him getting murdered.

  • not the best films, just normal film for kids. Half of this review is unnecessary and too long jokes about not so important trivia

  • SANTRY DOWN

  • @BigNickGK i see what you did there

  • @BigNickGK nope.avi

  • 7:57 what music is that?

  • 3:37 - 4:28 NOOOO! GOD NO GOD! PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • 13 people killed their microwave

  • (0:11) in the alternative universe of the director of Steel

  • haha this was filmed in Toronto!

  • haha this was filmed in Toronto!

  • I was not the same after seeing Johny 5 get destroyed...

  • Anyone else noticed at 5:16 behind Johnny-5 it says "Die Hard"?

  • @Replicatte WTF

  • @Replicatte

    Uh, duh, he took a Die-Hard car battery.

  • @Replicatte "get a sense of humor" I guess they got a dark one.

  • @Replicatte Well, he IS a robot.

  • Oh God, that music at the end of Short Circuit 2. It's gonna follow me to my grave.

  • Would like to really see , number 5 vs. the Terminator lol

  • I'm a little disappointed he didn't make a reference to that 'Three Stooges' part with the other robots in the first movie, I thought that was just brilliant. Reprogramming his fellow robots into tv goons

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  • 7:35

    *Hallelujah Chorus*

    OH THANK GOD!!!! XD

  • 3:38 - 4:35

    JESUS!!!! D8

    I CRIED SO hard when I first watched this, and I was only 6! GOD that was so TRAUMATIZING! TT_TT

  • Awww!! I wanted to see The Critic give his micro-wave what it had coming to it. BAM!!!

  • they are making a another sequel or a remake i hope its a sequel

  • Flabby! White! Ass! LMAO XD

  • "I need an aduuuult!" xD

  • @gshnoozer2 i am an adult! lol dbz abridged refference

  • @soric16 Woo! Another watcher of DBZA.

  • @gshnoozer2 woo! lol

  • Damn... I've always had the impression that those movies were quite cool, but last time I saw them was, like, decades ago. NC quite ruined my vision of the movie, but the reviews rock, as always ;)

  • Give Thumbs Up if you think he look that Indian Guy sing when he said on this: 2:30 thru 2:39

  • shocking a guy in the crotch always brings him back to life.

  • The funny part is that the word "Die Hard" is on Johnny 5's tail bumper before the Critic begins going on his revenge rant.

  • 00:22 it's chester a. bot!

  • why does johnny five's disquise look like the bum?

  • 3:38 ....WHAT THE FUCK!? YA CAN'T DO THAT TO JOHNNY 5! Ya...ya just can't! That's a childhood icon! Its like if a bunch of guys attacked Mr. Rogers, or Big Bird, or Dora the Explorer! It doesn't work!

    I mean.....Jesus! What the hell?! That's my childhood icon! Who would do that!? Why would someone do that!?

  • 0:58 OH MY FUCKING GOD...its the chester a bum outfit!

  • well 5 could be made out of aluminum

  • Oh man I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I felt the exact same way watching this movie since the entire end sequence. Over the course of the film, we go from funny and quirky, to dark and depressing, ending in an over the top chase with cheesy music. What kind of movie was this supposed to be?!?!?!?!?!

  • I, Robot You, Dead sounds like a mechanical Chuck Norris

  • that guy with the glasses just an IDIOT

  • @CyberCore3 I love this sentence.

  • (6:28) that scene does look like a real scene from a trailer

  • You give credit where credit is due in the end of this video so I forgive you.

  • Whats the sad song after he gets damaged No JJJOOONNNNYYY FFFIIIVVVEEE NNNNOOOOO! lol

  • Every critic likes at least one bad movie

  • FLabby...white...ass!!!

  • joooooooohhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnny­yyyyyyyyyyyy 555555555

  • It's a shame he ignored the drug reference in the first film... that really just comes out of nowhere

  • 0:10. Answer: The same universe where combat droids can blow up tanks and military jeeps, but can't blow up rocks, and breaks if they get mud on them.

  • (6:29) that really looks like a scene from a trailer

  • i admit i cried a little when johnny got his ass kicked as a kid.

    too bad i cant find a copy of the 'sad' theme after his attack

  • @Kingdom007Hearts I found the song its Gymnopedie No. 1.

  • @Stifler189 yeah thanks for telling me. however the versions on youtube arent as good as the one featured in the movie.

  • @Stifler189 i actually posted a video of the sad theme myself

  • if you pause it at 5:18, it says "Die Hard" on number 5s back, seriously no joke