Stupid morons, the worst fuckin video i have ever seen in my life ... what mystery actually does is helping people, and morons without brain like you would never understand that ... you would never understand what that means to other people cuz you have never been through that phase in life, all you can do is make these mean less and worthless parodies, and wash other people's brains with your own blindness and stupidity. Long live men like mystery !!
Nice parody, but the original show is almost like this video!
there is no such thing as seduction:) (I prove it on my website) its all in your head, you never know whether the girl didnt like U even bofore U opened your mouth for example.
Are there any SCIENTIFIC experiments confirming seduction?
Cause on SeductionMyth c o m you can find studies that bring results contrary to what the PUAs claim
It's not that hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there are some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things for me and most recently I've been using the techniques from P.box.
Here's what you need to do..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tops and blend it with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself a bit and you'll see how easy it can be.
Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).
I'll give you some advice right now..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out haha
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the tip.
Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).
I'll give you some advice right now..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods(dot)com
Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out lol
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the wealth
@JunkPileFool One of my buddies is a Pick Up Master. He is smooth as silk and doesn't realize he's flirting away. Complete natural, everyone should be jealous. His wife is super busty, which is why he isn't a whore 24/7. I would choose that path, wouldn't u?
@ILJtheFirst hehe. that's called a Natural. it's a big step above PUA.
Pick up Artists practice routines & canned material. They approach woman after woman with the same opener & use the same practiced material, until they find a girl that's too gullible to smell the BS.
Naturals, on the other hand, are honest with women, and women still like them for it, even without the canned material =]
@JunkPileFool i see what you mean. One time he went to a bar with some friends and saw some hot woman upset. He went to check on her and they ended up talking for a long while. She warmed up to him, tried to give her digits, then stormed out of the place when he said no thanks. Apparently she was some lawyer that would frequent the bar to pick up guys who cared. Too bad my buddy was already married...
@ILJtheFirst yep, he approached her without a rehearsed conversation in his head. he was being himself, and probably listened to what she had to say, and she liked him for that =)
that shit is funny as all hell. the music for the third guy, fit so good, lol, very creepy, lol. where did you get the music for the third guy, like where can i download that?
After watching these videos i found an amazing site. It really help me build confidence and get me on my game. Thought i'd share it with the rest of you guys. Visit
yeah i am loser ? its 4 o clock. i was on highsociety party and got connection to at least 3 groups of girls. got one number flirting with one girl after isolation and will get a date not even asked for it. yeah i am a loser hahaahah. fuck your motha noob i dont care for the fact that it is pardoy. they are still bad ass noobs
I Lol'd at these but if number 2 happened in real life, the bitch would scream for help and get him for rape and sexual harrasment, just because he touched her shoulder
LOLLL!!
PsychOMoE88 2 weeks ago
Jajajajajjajajajajajajajajajjajajajaj Yeah! jajajajajajaj I like it !!!!
coverdalee 1 month ago
That last man is scum.
He didn't stop at that stop sign. I want him in Jail immediately.
o5hjtTheNinja 2 months ago
'Wet dreams every now and then'
o5hjtTheNinja 2 months ago
Thats the reason why bitches act like they are god.
They watch too much movies, some weak men are ready to sell their bitch ass for some pussy, we need to start saying fuck these bitches man.
AgelAssassin 2 months ago
what was song playing when he was holding a football?
cronus6282 2 months ago
lmao loool the last one rox
deahtmetal1000 2 months ago
Stupid morons, the worst fuckin video i have ever seen in my life ... what mystery actually does is helping people, and morons without brain like you would never understand that ... you would never understand what that means to other people cuz you have never been through that phase in life, all you can do is make these mean less and worthless parodies, and wash other people's brains with your own blindness and stupidity. Long live men like mystery !!
zdrave92 3 months ago
@zdrave92 Nice DHV, bro, but the video maker totally AMOGs you.
5/5 video.
SpyWhoLovedHimself 1 month ago
woooooooooooooooooooooow i love this video
nabester2000 3 months ago
Nice parody, but the original show is almost like this video!
there is no such thing as seduction:) (I prove it on my website) its all in your head, you never know whether the girl didnt like U even bofore U opened your mouth for example.
Are there any SCIENTIFIC experiments confirming seduction?
Cause on SeductionMyth c o m you can find studies that bring results contrary to what the PUAs claim
SeductionMyth 3 months ago
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Guys,
It's not that hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there are some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things for me and most recently I've been using the techniques from P.box.
Here's what you need to do..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tops and blend it with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself a bit and you'll see how easy it can be.
MMArtist99 3 months ago
Hahahahha, I like the second one.
Dudj3 4 months ago
what is the creepy music?
ThangHuynh10 4 months ago
wow the last guy is so creepy
helogarci99 4 months ago
you could have made something a lot more funny
KipDynamite29 5 months ago
An Amazing site that explains everything about seduction is already out there
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Ico132 5 months ago
Gay
Redguitar2222 5 months ago
Boner! LMAO
skatbloodlord 5 months ago
funniest part is when the song "story of a girl" came on hahahahaha
B9King937 6 months ago
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Guys,
Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).
I'll give you some advice right now..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out haha
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the tip.
FreeOnlineWorkouts 6 months ago
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Guys,
Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).
I'll give you some advice right now..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods(dot)com
Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out lol
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the wealth
UFCFights11 6 months ago
who else thought this was real until the first guy had a woodie?
shadow3d1 6 months ago
@shadow3d1 just you. everyone else read the word "parody"
ProjectileSnotrocket 6 months ago
@shadow3d1 Nobody thought it was real, that's why it says Parody in the title. So 0.
dookization 6 months ago
lmfao !
husstler1 6 months ago
is that john la joie xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ismokebongandplaycod 7 months ago
this is pretty fuckin funny. and it has a good pace developing
diantonovich 7 months ago
so wierd and funny
ukurbanfarmer 7 months ago
lame
ELdASenSei 8 months ago
HAHAHAAH AWESOME
fargu1to 8 months ago
This so fucking Awesome XD
RyanHolden91 8 months ago
hahaha...
MrBlueees 9 months ago
Lmao
ohfoxy89ladi 9 months ago
hahahahaha
MooseChoob 9 months ago
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only funny part 1:01 and the Sign at 1:11
RoyalSwagGeneral23 9 months ago
only funny part 1:09 and the Sign at 1:11
RoyalSwagGeneral23 9 months ago
Wasn't funny.
bob1987ify 10 months ago
Jeez too much work just come to our site and you can get a hot MILF straight away xxx
yummymummydating 10 months ago
at first i thought it was real
lmao
Rochabp 10 months ago
haha "has rapist tendencies" hahaaa
Aquilazzz 10 months ago
people, if u want REAL pickups check out:
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That guy make real pickups, and he gets a lot of girls :)
TheXV22 11 months ago
@TheXV22 yeah he's a don i've been into him for ages now :) prob is he doesnt release enough furious classics :P
MooseChoob 9 months ago
128 people have trouble talking to women
vladb17 1 year ago
hahaha
SepiRRotH89 1 year ago
1:22 fuckin male model bro
SakuraSolidMarker 1 year ago
i think its funy!
VMTNKKR 1 year ago
This is so obviously a fake, and the last piece could be very creepy to any girl!
mrbluenun 1 year ago
@mrbluenun Its PARODY, there is no need to say its fake...
SepiRRotH89 1 year ago 4
@mrbluenun you are obviously retarded, since when do parodies have to be real?
Latengodesmesurada 11 months ago
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Good
Arpia2007 1 year ago
Lol, they picked a good third character.
MissLaazlo 1 year ago
fake!
Baldoxxx4000 1 year ago
@Baldoxxx4000
no shit. it says parody.
ryharwell 1 year ago
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holy shit u got a boner from hitting her well u didn't hit her hahaha
bladeofhades86 1 year ago
holy shit u got a boner from hiting her well u diidnt hit her hahaha
bladeofhades86 1 year ago
holy shit u got a boner from hiting her
bladeofhades86 1 year ago
Is connor Jon LaJolie ?
KLX1410 1 year ago
@KLX1410 yeah i was looking at him too like is he.....i wonder lol
xXSuperStormXx 1 year ago
ajajja yeah john mark is fucking funny....i love him ahahha xd
lexclock 1 year ago
that last one was fuckin hilarious...im crying im laughing so hard.
AdamGraz 1 year ago 29
lol at John Mark :D
DarkRayden666 1 year ago
that was actually really funny
buknar456 1 year ago
Cool vid... :)
JVIXNdotCOM 1 year ago
1:05 epic lulz
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theVIPreality 1 year ago
this is fucking hilarious. the last guy hahaha
adamuk90 1 year ago
Great parody guys! Our founder was a consultant to this TV show which is based on our company.
LoveSystems 1 year ago
i have a tear ahhhhhhh. the first two were so serious but the last guy. omg i am laughing aas i type this.
CODsMODs 1 year ago
this is unfunny and demeaning to european people.
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gachviet 1 year ago
At 2:57 he ran a stop sign!!!
Goatley1994 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA that last guy
skittb89 1 year ago
funniest video ever
77evil0 1 year ago
this is soooooooooo funny!
omyjizzitsadino 1 year ago
bONER XD
zabuzato 1 year ago
lol wtf pua 4 ever
iraklispro 1 year ago
lol kind of funny, but it could have been less sloppy.
HustlerPUA 1 year ago
Ha ha ha :)
lilbitparanoid 1 year ago
I like to watch people xD these guys are hilarious!
m4r3cky 1 year ago
Yawn. Ho-hum.
Qrayon 1 year ago
lol best part at teh end, where last guy it says, volunteers at a daycare. LOL
haku22222 1 year ago
John Mark hahahah Pedofile
TheSkyed 1 year ago
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ElectronicInfinity 1 year ago
love the tent pole
trevormac77 1 year ago
geof is so funny haha
shechshire 1 year ago
Lol this was pretty hilarious.
J0RDSKI 1 year ago
Bravo to the nerds who made this i comend ya'll
MOHAIRinthe80s 1 year ago
HAHAHAH YOU ARE THE BEST MAN!
mickaelgameiro69 1 year ago
dude... it would have been so much funnier if you made fun of the routines PUAs do.
Guy: do you come here often?
Girl: yes, and the other d- (cut off)
Guy: I come here all the time! Let me tell you about ~~ (rambles on for 20 minutes & touches her without reason time & time again)
JunkPileFool 1 year ago
@JunkPileFool One of my buddies is a Pick Up Master. He is smooth as silk and doesn't realize he's flirting away. Complete natural, everyone should be jealous. His wife is super busty, which is why he isn't a whore 24/7. I would choose that path, wouldn't u?
ILJtheFirst 1 year ago
@ILJtheFirst hehe. that's called a Natural. it's a big step above PUA.
Pick up Artists practice routines & canned material. They approach woman after woman with the same opener & use the same practiced material, until they find a girl that's too gullible to smell the BS.
Naturals, on the other hand, are honest with women, and women still like them for it, even without the canned material =]
JunkPileFool 1 year ago
@JunkPileFool i see what you mean. One time he went to a bar with some friends and saw some hot woman upset. He went to check on her and they ended up talking for a long while. She warmed up to him, tried to give her digits, then stormed out of the place when he said no thanks. Apparently she was some lawyer that would frequent the bar to pick up guys who cared. Too bad my buddy was already married...
ILJtheFirst 1 year ago
@ILJtheFirst yep, he approached her without a rehearsed conversation in his head. he was being himself, and probably listened to what she had to say, and she liked him for that =)
JunkPileFool 1 year ago
"has rapist tendencies" rofl hes creepy as hell
InyourFace1414 1 year ago
lol the third guy's music is like the cherry on top of the icing. :) ROFL
muffy999 1 year ago 27
i love the 3rd guy... "has rapist tendencies" ROFL
amidoingthis 1 year ago
ROFL @ the gay one...so true: on all these pick up shows there's always one self-deluding homo . . .
AndreGDJ 1 year ago
has ne1 ever actually had a wet dream b4? I think its a myth
DJEsca1 2 years ago
It don't happen if you jack off, so your family know you choke the chicken if it doesn't happen to you.
SpyWhoLovedHimself 2 years ago
@DJEsca1 yup people do hab wet dreams lol :P
i sometimes do :D
thenabin 1 year ago
it's not.
nick1177 1 year ago
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MegaPhoenixBird 1 year ago
Search Miike Snow Tragedy on youtube.. LOVE. THIS
harmarsstar 2 years ago
1 word 2 this video...
CRAP!
PUA rulz!!
pendelukii 2 years ago
HAHAHHA rapist tendencies.
i actually think the mystery method works VERY well at getting girls (its improved my game from sorta good to really great)...
but nothing wrong with a good laugh haha
basketballin88 2 years ago 2
I hope it will improve my game from not gaming at all cause i know it just...wont work to:
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Raspout1981 2 years ago
Really? My gaming is kinda like this:
BOOM! HEADSHOT! I can dance all day! I can dance all day! BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!!
SpyWhoLovedHimself 2 years ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
jimhimjimhim 2 years ago
oh damn! That was FUNNY!!!! Well done!
beatweezl 2 years ago
the first one is jon lajoie right?
falloutshit 2 years ago
2:20 hi im chucky...wana play? muahaha
eaglemihnea 2 years ago
that shit is funny as all hell. the music for the third guy, fit so good, lol, very creepy, lol. where did you get the music for the third guy, like where can i download that?
PerezRoyalty 2 years ago 2
hahaahhaaahah 1:01 hahaha
Hungsizzle 2 years ago 2
lmao
efgeesus 2 years ago
3:10
ultradude25 2 years ago
first looks like she is happy. :)
ilikeyoutub07 2 years ago
Haha John Mark is creepy as all hell.
Zrehrhardt 2 years ago 3
wat a fag
deafwatch 2 years ago
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pickup artist are jokes. lol? they dont teach tru success with women by any means.
jrion2 2 years ago
the guy who follows the runner in his car while masturbating volunteers at a daycare, i know this is fictional but damn...thats creepy
cameroha 2 years ago
the captions are so true tho lol. i think captions are the best part of that show.
HO2 2 years ago
1:10 had me dying hahahahahha
oXGenesisXo 2 years ago 2
LMFAOOO
RedDeadRedeemer 2 years ago
Lmao!
crazysoccerman14 2 years ago
LMFAO John mark is one creep sonofvabitch!
JohnnyCosmos1 2 years ago
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lol this was fucking hilarious
gigetyG 2 years ago
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HookUpIsland 2 years ago
This is stupid and rediculous.
RussX5Z 2 years ago 52
It's American TV, so...
...yep!
NoPlaceForLoafers 2 years ago
@RussX5Z your grammar is ridiculous
nicholasp31313 1 year ago
@nicholasp31313 Grammar?? I only commented with one sentence. How is that considered improper grammar? What are you retarded?
RussX5Z 1 year ago
@RussX5Z word formation is a part of grammar. Learn how to spell, retard.
nicholasp31313 1 year ago
@RussX5Z Nice private message, loser. I'm actually pretty confident that I get more pussy than you. Don't be so angry. Just use spell check.
nicholasp31313 1 year ago
Awesome!!! :P
MaksimLevinskyMusic 2 years ago
ROFL John parody
FrozenThaw 2 years ago
well I think I have kind of the same problem as the 1st. I have a fully erected penis before I even say a word to them. Is that abnormal?
erikkison 2 years ago 2
Ha ha the John Mark character is funny...so when is the next episode?
bhorneman 2 years ago
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waytomuchattention 2 years ago
the first girl is really cute
juaninu22 2 years ago
lol
JJCNYC87 2 years ago
yeah the first girl is REALLY REALLY pretty
coolman96786 2 years ago
Geoff seems kind of gay.
needles1987 2 years ago 5
haha. I laugh everytime I see this!
robertledang 2 years ago
Haha secret is gonna have is hands full! But not so much the second one...rofl
foothand123 2 years ago
yeah i am loser ? its 4 o clock. i was on highsociety party and got connection to at least 3 groups of girls. got one number flirting with one girl after isolation and will get a date not even asked for it. yeah i am a loser hahaahah. fuck your motha noob i dont care for the fact that it is pardoy. they are still bad ass noobs
SRospieler 2 years ago
Translation
Its 4 o clock i just finished watching harry potter and jerking off too internet porn in my basement
aceguzzo69 2 years ago 20
This is really pathetic unrealistic shit. If this would be real --> imao losers
SRospieler 2 years ago
Its a parody you retard. Your probably the loser.
raf971 2 years ago 3
1:03 ROFLMAO
RockinNFuckin 2 years ago
I Lol'd at these but if number 2 happened in real life, the bitch would scream for help and get him for rape and sexual harrasment, just because he touched her shoulder
feministdestroyer 2 years ago
i fucking lol'd at the first one.
NoShit12 2 years ago 4
3:38 hahahahahahaha
EnnoATdrd 2 years ago
how can you say 3:38 when the video stops at 3:22?
efhve 2 years ago
ooh :) sorry, I ment 2:31
EnnoATdrd 2 years ago
what is the track name performed by phil collins?
Patissonych 2 years ago
whats the last track?? Please i need to know
iamgoingtoro 2 years ago
It is official sound track from Requiem For a Dream
Chikone06 2 years ago
i tried but it come swith the lord of the rings on , send me a link or download pleasE?? thanks man
iamgoingtoro 2 years ago
Just try Requiem For a Dream OST or sound track. It has a lot of sound tracks.
Chikone06 2 years ago
Third guy is EPIC. LOL. BEATING IT in the car, ridiculously funny.
metalshredhead1 2 years ago 5
ROFL I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING LMFAO
FrozenThaw 2 years ago
damn one of every 7 comments someone claims that they're the third guy
truestyleoutlaw 2 years ago
lolol yo that third dude is sooo me. Damn, scary how alike we are. wow
ceasev06 2 years ago 2
ha funny as!
firestormpiccolo 2 years ago
wow I think the second guy needs to decide which team he is playing. That's all I'm saying.
hoytfan 2 years ago 2
OMG, this was too funny, lol!!1
drroberson4 2 years ago
wow
too much seriously
but I love PUA! it works like a charm
SilkyDKwan 2 years ago 2
ROLLERBLADING haha
mulattoman 2 years ago
That was entertaining.
LoveSystems 2 years ago
I'm like the 3rd guy, exactly!
capslock86 2 years ago 6
I'm kind of like the first guy. Not THAT shy, though, but still...
himatrix 2 years ago
what's the name of the song at 0.50?
This is fuckin hilarious btw lol
RockinNFuckin 2 years ago
R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts
bdgoodwin 2 years ago
thank you !
RockinNFuckin 2 years ago
first 2 guys was so funny but the last wasnt funny
nitrouskid 2 years ago
LOL this is freaky n hilarious!!
DonCurtis88 2 years ago
1:02 --> one of the funniest things ever put on YouTube.
Classic!!
you2449 2 years ago
LOL agreed!
tarohoa 2 years ago
John Mark's fucking baddass!
Skaarj11 2 years ago
what song at the begining
Joeweeeeeeee 2 years ago
a change of pace - "shoot from the hip"
badicalindustries 2 years ago