Dinosaurs are big boned!- Put the fuckin fork down okay..
fuckin hilarious, *Folks that's the first fuckin sign... when youre callin the fuckin construction company before the fuckin hospital... STOP FUCKIN EATING!!*
Dinosaurs are big boned!- Put the fuckin fork down okay..
fuckin hilarious, *Folks that's the first fuckin sign... when youre callin the fuckin construction company before the fuckin hospital... STOP FUCKIN EATING!!* hahaha !!
I'd go to McLeary's. Hell, I'd live at McLeary's. And I'm only 18 (drinking age here is 16). Coffee, doughnuts, ciggies, beer, whisky, and Mick fucking Jagger. That's all a pub needs!
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Cjtjohnston, We ARE watching "his shit". That's kinda the point. Leary's act IS Hicks' "shit". Dennis ripped him off. I actually liked Leary before I realized he was doing Hicks' material. Leary is funny, but he's a thief, so it ruins it.
Stealing of others work is so pathetic, when the cowardly thief Denis Leary stole off Bill Hicks he was admitting that his own stuff (im assuming there is some somewhere) could NEVER be that good.
I have the right to ride my bike right in the middle of traffic , and i have my little wistle cling cling , I HAVE A HORN BLONG BLONG YOUR DEAD =))))))))))))))))
"No House,no Techno,No Rave,No Puff Daddy,No fuckin' Puff the Magic Dragon or H and R Puff n' Stuff,or Chemical Brothers Chemical Sisters,or cock shock rock bockin' beats,no no hip skip trip fuckin' hop! Stones all the time!" lmfao XDDD
"My Domestic policy Fuck you! My foreign policy FUUUUUCK you!"
Denis Leary would be the best president ever lmao xD
"Leary 4 prez"? I would kill myself. He couldnt run a decent household, let alone a country
& wtf is going on with the hair? Get a decent haircut! & if u'r so hot, take off a shirt or turn on the airconditioning since u love helping global warming so much... but i can see the sweat even in this lameass resolution.. The audience was probably swimming in his sweat by the end of the show..
Still, Leary is funny & as long as it's harmless, keep making ppl laugh, Denis.. :)
Yeah I question whether any of the presidents we've had could run a household, I don't even think any of the politicians could at least most of the friggin' time.
the reason he is sweeting is because the lights when you do a show put off so much heat that is why most actors spent an hour or more before recording having makeup put on the cut down on glare.
Nah, he still smokes, but not until the end of the act, during the "Church of Lapsed Catholics" bit. Doesn't seem quite right without a cigarette in his hand, right?
Men, women, children and interactions of the world. Who do you think you are? I think your a jerk..luck you 'cause a jerk is a delayed reaction caused by anger..and it was invisible till I BLAMED in on you..fer SURE
The stones? Oh yeah...Mick jagger is the biggest metrosexual around. They're bunch of fucking senior citizen millionaraires. (I will admit Keith Richards circa 68-72 baddest mofo ever!)
He's turned into what he used to hate...a old man bitching that the world has left him by...well at least that's his audience. He's just pandering to them. Maybe he's just doing it for the money.
i agree with sabbathtage25 i really would like to go to McLearis its fucking awesome i love beer i love coffe i love donuts AND I FUCKING LOVE THE STONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooohhh man...this sucks...im not stoppin ANY crimes today...im just gonna ride my bike for eight hours and go home...im not gonna meet any chicks this way...
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Ugh, denis leary has funny songs, but all his stand up stuff is just him whining about how things aren't like they used to be and him swearing allot. :\
DENIS I WILL FUND YOUR BAR MAKE IT!!!
Bocktai5 4 weeks ago
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I love this guy!!
Dinosaurs are big boned!- Put the fuckin fork down okay..
fuckin hilarious, *Folks that's the first fuckin sign... when youre callin the fuckin construction company before the fuckin hospital... STOP FUCKIN EATING!!*
The cops with bikes :D LMFAOO!
Sassygirl12347 2 months ago
XD OH GOD! SUFFOCATION! Can't breathe..... laughing too haaaaaaaaaargh...
gso619 4 months ago
Fat people ate 9:30
RyanA136 5 months ago
OMFG i love thsi guy, he has literaly, in oen single day of watching a fewo fh is lives is now my 2nd fav comedian, he;s a fucking legend
goth9ever 7 months ago
@goth9ever Who's your fav?
pyromaniacforhire 6 months ago
@pyromaniacforhire as much as i love denis, it has to be a comedian called dylan moran
goth9ever 6 months ago
The whole Hicks/Leary thing is a no brainer.....OH MY, DID I SAY THAT?
Leary whens you know why?
Cause fucking HICKS is DEAD!
xXdoctorXXGoNzOXx 8 months ago
Id like that bar
ARJU1993 8 months ago
17 people like Pete's wicked summer brew. Too bad for them :(
mallorykroll 8 months ago
What a crude and vulgar man...
I love it!
DivestresCountess 8 months ago
Dinosaurs are big boned!- Put the fuckin fork down okay..
fuckin hilarious, *Folks that's the first fuckin sign... when youre callin the fuckin construction company before the fuckin hospital... STOP FUCKIN EATING!!* hahaha !!
bonham321 9 months ago
Fuck I'm having chest pains from laughing too hard.
coinstalker 9 months ago 2
17 people are fat
sicMenas 10 months ago
I'd go to McLeary's. Hell, I'd live at McLeary's. And I'm only 18 (drinking age here is 16). Coffee, doughnuts, ciggies, beer, whisky, and Mick fucking Jagger. That's all a pub needs!
nmatavka 10 months ago 3
6:46 omg I cant stand that shit either!
vamtheanomaly 1 year ago
17 people love Maple Nut Crunch flavored coffee!
dynodonfb7 1 year ago 7
pussy ale lol eeeeew haha dennis is the shit & always will be
elseachay06 1 year ago
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lets take all the money thats been wasted on this guy, and use it to find a way to bring Bill Hicks back to life.
littlemegamonkey 1 year ago
A place like McLeary's would be awesome. You'd never have to leave.
NKdude 1 year ago 7
dennis leary for god
pat7516 1 year ago 4
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Dennis Leary for President!
LcplHabon 1 year ago
yuh know what i noticed in vegas? that we have some fat fuckin people in this country!!
goodf3lla4life 1 year ago
coffee donuts cigarettes beer and whiskey
LaRezNar 1 year ago
Denis Leary - Change You Can Believe In
cooldude333 1 year ago
Fucking bicicle whores, id run them all over!
PageofLegend 1 year ago 2
I'd go to Leary's bar. Cigarettes would probably be at discount prices too.
Oh, and Rescue Me returns June 29th at 10/9c on FX!!!
NFLGuru22 1 year ago
What about wine?
TheSickness14 1 year ago
I'd love that bar
TheSickness14 1 year ago
@TheSickness14 I'll buy your first beer for sure.......
timtipton5071256 1 year ago
@timtipton5071256 Do you like the idea of a bar serving Coffee Doughnuts Cigarettes Beer (maybe wine) and Whiskey.
Play Rolling Stones songs 24 hours a day
TheSickness14 1 year ago 9
he really does have a good idea for a bar
CRUSH3Rdlux 1 year ago 3
I vote for him.
xenu4life 1 year ago 6
Best Foreign policy ever!
Spartan10169 2 years ago 12
i love the fat people rant...especially because youtube put a mcdonalds ad in the sidebar! lmao
cyclopticjuggalo 2 years ago 9
Cranberry-Nut-Crunch-Fucking-Ale!
bsara1000 2 years ago 14
Pete's brew,Pete's wicked brew,Pete's wicked summer brew,Who the fuck is pete!??!FUCK PETE!
moriahsdarkheart 2 years ago 98
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is this guy serious? This guy sucks man. Seriously.
roybains 2 years ago
Dennis Leary for President!
HannyD67 2 years ago 98
@HannyD67 He's gonna ouwlaw bicycles!
TheSickness14 1 year ago
LOVE this guy
phoenixxx148 2 years ago 13
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Pklachlan24 2 years ago
WHO THE FUCK IS PETE FUCK PETE !!!!!!!
JFiannaca 2 years ago 9
Just went and watched hicks not s good as leary
shnos 2 years ago 10
omfg this is so funny lol
ginnyweasley123456 2 years ago 7
lmao "who the fuck is pete, fuck pete!"
XxxxExclusivexxxX 2 years ago 10
Leary haters are a bunch of FAGS. If you like HIcks so much go watch his shit.
cjtjohnston 2 years ago 12
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Cjtjohnston, We ARE watching "his shit". That's kinda the point. Leary's act IS Hicks' "shit". Dennis ripped him off. I actually liked Leary before I realized he was doing Hicks' material. Leary is funny, but he's a thief, so it ruins it.
ldhablo666 2 years ago
he is very funny!!!!
but he is a Hicks wannabee....
bruceleetortoise 2 years ago
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Rolling Stones are rubbish. Leary is annoying but fun to watch.
warriorprince1010 2 years ago
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Bill Hicks did Leary's act first and better.
Viva Hicks
ldhablo666 3 years ago
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Damn right, this guy is such a fake.
jaytoor 2 years ago
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all you wankers who like that arsehole mother fucker hicks can go and homo sexualy malest a woodland animal
stoneroser12 2 years ago
your quite the wanker yourself my good man
spottybott 2 years ago 9
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Stealing of others work is so pathetic, when the cowardly thief Denis Leary stole off Bill Hicks he was admitting that his own stuff (im assuming there is some somewhere) could NEVER be that good.
blumetatron 3 years ago
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" Deep breath"
FAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL.
BradBallanger 3 years ago
YOU failed to see his humor.
from1978 3 years ago 6
Who the fuck is pete!? FUCK PETE!! *finger*
burntoast 3 years ago 4
1:52 What about "raw red FUCKIN MEAT?" lol
klenny5688 3 years ago
100% toronto maple leafs were playing...
sveder 3 years ago
hes from boston... so hes a bruins fan
lilshane93 3 years ago 2
go rangers
nmorello11 2 years ago
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Denis Leary... what a fuckin douche
jesserai 3 years ago
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your a fucking douche
nothingevermatters23 3 years ago
where's part 1? D:
MissingNYC 3 years ago
This is his best stuff. Love it!
Rhine40 3 years ago
Pussy Ale! MMMMMMMM
archetype1 3 years ago 4
ROFL i love this one!
llyrae 3 years ago
wake up and smell the maple nut crunch
emericaboi225 3 years ago
what date was this performance?
LAdodgers25 3 years ago
This performance was back in 1997, LAdodgers25. And this clip is from Denis' "Lock N' Load" stand-up show.
graeme6630 3 years ago
Who the fuck is Pete? FUCK PETE!!!!
randi2778 3 years ago 2
PLANK PLANK YOUR DEAD!!
Kornmang 3 years ago
I have the right to ride my bike right in the middle of traffic , and i have my little wistle cling cling , I HAVE A HORN BLONG BLONG YOUR DEAD =))))))))))))))))
Bm2u 3 years ago 2
DENNIS LEARY FOR PRESIDENT!
I love the stones.
SierraKaiba 3 years ago 8
would be better then obama
reddog223 3 years ago 3
True, but Obama's better than stupid Mcain who would die and leave Palin in charge. I want to hit her in the face with a large brick.
SierraKaiba 3 years ago
Everyone who would vote for Denis Leary as president copy and paste this to every Denis Leary video they watch.
PRESIDENT LEARY FOREVER!!!!!!!!
BrandonLeelistener 3 years ago 5
stop eating!!!! lolol
HowManyTimes234 3 years ago 2
Where the fuck is part 1?
quuaa1 3 years ago 3
im big boned, your big ass!
mitchellgamer 3 years ago 2
Eh?
quuaa1 3 years ago
"No House,no Techno,No Rave,No Puff Daddy,No fuckin' Puff the Magic Dragon or H and R Puff n' Stuff,or Chemical Brothers Chemical Sisters,or cock shock rock bockin' beats,no no hip skip trip fuckin' hop! Stones all the time!" lmfao XDDD
"My Domestic policy Fuck you! My foreign policy FUUUUUCK you!"
Denis Leary would be the best president ever lmao xD
Windofchaos24 3 years ago 11
snip snip....HAPPY NOW
gothicspike 3 years ago
*farts* Stools flying across the ..AHH!! *ducks*
Killer7481 3 years ago
get air force 1 i wanna blow shit up lol
butmantehe 3 years ago
why dont you pup the easter bunny and the tooth fairy and call it pussy ale while your at it funny as shit
evilhamster3 3 years ago 6
sorry Denis, your domestic and foreign policies have already been taken..lol
rad4life1 3 years ago 8
hes a good azzz singer 2
jordaninpaps321 3 years ago 4
I have my little whistle fling, fling, i got a horn bonk, bonk you're dead!
xzaat 3 years ago 8
I love Denis Leary. XD "You wanna ride a bike in the city? Move to fucking China! Eat some rice for the rest of your life!"
"Pete's Brew, Pete's Wicked Brew, Pete's Wicked Summer Brew---who the fuck is Pete?! Fuck Pete!"
XD You gotta love this guy and his rants.
SolenmSerpent 3 years ago 12
i wanna go to his bar
ThosWmDormanIIIesq 3 years ago 13
Vote 3
Sasinio 3 years ago 5
Vote 2!
blacksmith8844 3 years ago 6
Vote 1 for Leary
sonicsuks 3 years ago 6
LoL... if i see just a milimeter of underwear your out.... LMAO
cmgcp72 3 years ago 2
Denis Leary for President
999cent 3 years ago 12
He would be a fuckin good President
PaperCookies 3 years ago 7
Beep beep beep. "You got a cock ring?" Um, no-- "Ya LYIN piece AH SHIT! Get OUT!" He's so stupid! LOL!!!
tootrendy19 3 years ago
this is flipping hillarious.
cops on bikes lol
sanoriley 3 years ago 4
huh...ironic, his show(rescue me) is one of the only shows on normal cable I can jerk it to...well, a few episodes, anyway.
ichigotimmy900 3 years ago 3
I actually know what you're talking about. I have all 5 seasons on dvd. Damn it's good.
NoamTube 3 years ago 2
what is the date of this performance
casualstoner 3 years ago
He said he was 40. He is now 51. so it was sometime in 1997
17PAT17 3 years ago
I wonder what he thinks about European cities doing no-car days...
vdbdg 3 years ago 2
That Is My Kind Of Bar!
Brandeena233 3 years ago 2
He actually did make his own bar. Named McLearys lol
atmeowdotcom 3 years ago 3
"Dinosaurs are fat.... pull the fork down. We're gonna have a country of sum wrestlers!!!"
XD ROFLCOPTERS AND LOLLERSKATES!!!
VVingz3ro 3 years ago
hes so right with the fat ppl lol hahaha :))
tiby2403 3 years ago
"who the fuck is pete? Fuck pete!"
just awesome
mygeneration01 3 years ago
sorry,wrong show
Eevee85746 3 years ago
why not add eggs,call it eggachino.throw in some coco puffs,puffachino.AWESOME!
Eevee85746 3 years ago
i fell of my chair like 6 times cos of luaghter
L33tnoobzer 3 years ago 2
oh,and i'd say that sounds good,but im 13,not 21
Eevee85746 3 years ago
why cant people just leave certain shit ALONE!
Eevee85746 3 years ago
MC LEARYS!!! LOL
Kelros1428697 3 years ago
lol he was jerking off to Marty McFly's mom.
sabbathtage25 3 years ago
"Have you seen the cops, aren't they the saddest looking mother fuckers you have ever seen."
Priceless.
45Coltreloading 3 years ago
this dude is a fukin ledgen!!!!!
rhys523 3 years ago
STOP EATING!!! Fucking funny.
KOGAKT 3 years ago 2
wow i wish i was cool enough to make fun of someone who did this show idk 10 years ago?.. and FUCK PETE!
viperrdk 3 years ago
lol RED= STOP IF U WANT TOO! he he
snipe305 3 years ago
This shit is so fucking funny!!!
ZXDarthShadeXZ 3 years ago
Fuck you Guitar93Girl
Denis Leary is funny and u´r a pussy
STFU Fucking pussy asshole
Wazxx 3 years ago 5
lol nice man, Just like Leary's therapy... "Ive been.."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! NEXT!"
DaBassBoner 3 years ago 4
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Denis, u'r funny but..
"Leary 4 prez"? I would kill myself. He couldnt run a decent household, let alone a country
& wtf is going on with the hair? Get a decent haircut! & if u'r so hot, take off a shirt or turn on the airconditioning since u love helping global warming so much... but i can see the sweat even in this lameass resolution.. The audience was probably swimming in his sweat by the end of the show..
Still, Leary is funny & as long as it's harmless, keep making ppl laugh, Denis.. :)
Guitar93Girl 3 years ago
Who gives a shit if the man is sweating? You're a fucking retard for even commenting on it.
TalosXXX 3 years ago 3
Yeah I question whether any of the presidents we've had could run a household, I don't even think any of the politicians could at least most of the friggin' time.
SarahSnape 3 years ago
the reason he is sweeting is because the lights when you do a show put off so much heat that is why most actors spent an hour or more before recording having makeup put on the cut down on glare.
starkiller18 3 years ago
pussy ale, haha
RyanLVMetal88 3 years ago 2
lol pussy ale
croffsterbc 3 years ago 2
he stopped smoking?
gooznr1 3 years ago
Nah, he still smokes, but not until the end of the act, during the "Church of Lapsed Catholics" bit. Doesn't seem quite right without a cigarette in his hand, right?
jenrn70 3 years ago
lmao who the fuck is pete fuck pete
FUCKINKAZZ 3 years ago 5
we need more comediens like this guy. or at least much more speciels from him.
vwhbj2003 3 years ago 3
we need more ppl that think (not necessarily act) like Denis
JC85cap 3 years ago
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Men, women, children and interactions of the world. Who do you think you are? I think your a jerk..luck you 'cause a jerk is a delayed reaction caused by anger..and it was invisible till I BLAMED in on you..fer SURE
HalloweenEveryNight 3 years ago
hey man i need a ride pick me up @ mcleary's
fingerman11 3 years ago 6
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The stones? Oh yeah...Mick jagger is the biggest metrosexual around. They're bunch of fucking senior citizen millionaraires. (I will admit Keith Richards circa 68-72 baddest mofo ever!)
He's turned into what he used to hate...a old man bitching that the world has left him by...well at least that's his audience. He's just pandering to them. Maybe he's just doing it for the money.
Denis Leary...what happened...you used to be cool
pahwraith 3 years ago
dennis leary is the man so go fuck urselves u winning bitches down there
cjoyce509 3 years ago 8
Denis Leary is awesome no matter what the post below me says. cry me a river.
ashland1977 3 years ago 11
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Die in a fire.
iainshields 3 years ago
You really need to fuck off.
Moleman4ever 3 years ago 6
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And you, like every other Leary fan, needs to find out what comedy is.
Here's a clue, it's not a middle age man shouting about coffee without punchlines.
iainshields 3 years ago
If you cant see what is funny, or at least what is supposed to be funny here, perhaps we shouldnt be listening to you at all.
Moleman4ever 3 years ago 5
DAMN RIGHT
ashland1977 3 years ago 2
Punchlines? Jesus fucking christ, let me guess you have a degree in comedy you got from a weekend clinic at the Y.
nat5733 3 years ago 3
and what exactly is comedy then?
WHORECHACHO 3 years ago
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I wish this guy would find some more Bill Hicks material to steal to make this guy watch able again.
iainshields 3 years ago
i agree with sabbathtage25 i really would like to go to McLearis its fucking awesome i love beer i love coffe i love donuts AND I FUCKING LOVE THE STONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bionicboob 3 years ago 5
dude, i wanna go to McLeary's. that place sounds fucking awesome. its the best idea for a bar ever.
sabbathtage25 3 years ago 6
Network tv is just as good as porn. Leaves more to the imagination.
doubleglock187 4 years ago 4
im pete fuck me lmao j/k
mychemicaldivorse 4 years ago 3
"Hey! You wanna jerk off now?" "Yeah sure, shy not?" XD
R0botRocker 4 years ago 4
ooohhh man...this sucks...im not stoppin ANY crimes today...im just gonna ride my bike for eight hours and go home...im not gonna meet any chicks this way...
awesomestguyever 4 years ago 7
We have Some fat Fuckin' people
07210506 4 years ago 4
"get me a dozen donuts, this virus is killing me."
Lmfao
mymidnightmoonlight 4 years ago 5
"i'm not over-eating. i'm tryin' to keep the virus at bay." LMFAO!!!
korncoilevansmack 4 years ago 3
uc...i could never be a fat guy....one siimpl reason...first thing in the morning,if i cant c my dick? I STOP EATING!! xD
first thing in the morning i loock down, I see my dick: eeey!;) how r u doing? grate! wanna jerk of now? hahahxD
he really fuckin is the fucking funniest fucking guy in the world xD
macfan3 4 years ago 4
"Cranberry fuckin nut crunch beer like what the fuck" omg lmfao
matianater 4 years ago 4
FUCK PETE! LMAO
nu2life80 4 years ago 3
George Carlin does him one better tho...
Carlin: Fuck Tucker, Tucker Sucks.
Vulture629 4 years ago
the rollin stones ROCK..the guy is ollld now lol. I saw him singing on tv..he got wrinkly lol
gothicgirl0666 4 years ago
"DINOSAURS are big-boned. Put down the fork!"
Echyus 4 years ago
when are we gettin those chocolate watches mann
funkbeastbasslover 4 years ago
denis ROCKS
he's just awnesome!!!!
i love him :)
grungiebella 4 years ago 3
ohh.. arnt they the sadest looking motherfuckers?:D
secondfish 4 years ago 3
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ANIMEMAN0423 4 years ago
why the fuck you want that asshole fuckin fuck you muthafucka dumbfuckinasshole bitch
zelcopter 4 years ago 6
If McLeary's were to open up anywhere near my place I wouldn't go to any other bar!
eliasgandalf 4 years ago 15
I'd live there lol!
gothicgirl0666 4 years ago
I like the sound of McLeary's!
wulfie13jr 4 years ago 5
Wake the fuck up and smell the maple nut crunch!! Lol!
olbaid99 4 years ago 6
best ever
PhatGecko2000 4 years ago 2
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Ugh, denis leary has funny songs, but all his stand up stuff is just him whining about how things aren't like they used to be and him swearing allot. :\
opiumskittles 4 years ago
yeah, but everything sucks now, the music suck especially
STONES, ALL THE TIME
sgtpepper1138 4 years ago 4
sgt pepper's loneley hearts club band. we hope you have enjoyed the show.
goaliekidd1 4 years ago