Master Chief Hates Halo Wars

[gamerz1172]

hey halo wars your overrated the theme is kinda boring now and halo 3's isn't halo war's theme is the most boring theme i heard in my life don't say minecraft's theme it dosen't even have one XD

[310shadow310]

The only reason master cheif hates halo wars is because he is mad that he's not in it!

[darkshadowsleader]

wat the song wit masta chief and da guitar called and wat the song called when he jump out da window im dead searious plz tell asap thnx

[Dousch]

@darkshadowsleader It's all in the credits at the end, thanks for watching.

[darkshadowsleader]

@Dousch thx dude srry it took me long to say thx your vids rock man!!!!

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

117,831 views FTFW

[daemonx164]

i love this

[darkshadowsleader]

wat was those songs called plz respond

[favivichez513]

what no microsoft sam

[captainobvious3000]

that was funny lol.... he soon showed halo3 and halo wars whos boss lol!

[hal03pwn3r]

i think you could see the guy holding the camera at 1:22 by the reflection

[MsCod2]

dick ass @#!$ing doosh

[Regsman6969]

someone please punch me in the dick so i can forget about ever watching this

[Dwhite1788]

im gonna stick to digital pheer >.>

[cheesypo]

You spend all day playing with dolls better use would be to ask a nerd where did he touch you

[ninjurybleh]

the voice is microsofts stuff not jons noob

[punchyourjeans]

you betrayed me, bitch! xD

[Garrett00009]

Umm I think you should give Jon some credit since he came up with the whole idea. You know arby n the chief and so forth, so in a way this is basically copy right.

The name even sounds similar, just look and compare.

Jons Machinima started with "Master Chief sucks at Halo"

This is called "Master Chief Hates Halo Wars."

He had to change more then the name, he had to change their voices too because then it would have copyright written all over it if he did not.

[mongrel444]

Arby and the Chief series isn't copyrighted...

[TheLarryProtocol]

He never copyrighted it, and he even said people can use his idea. It doesn't matter. Think of it as a tribute almost.

[Hellsniper175]

this video sucks shit

[xFaeythex]

halo wars is a friggin joke! it killed the series and just ruined the point of a FPS turning into a RTS bullcrap and calling it the same game =/

[Ir0nStein]

you fail man, this is why no one likes halo wars, because it is sied to the halo franchise. Stubborn fanboys like yourself instantly hate halo wars because it has the word halo in it but is not a fps. You fail, plain and simple.

[PleaseDieQuietly]

I agree, Halo Wars was total BULLSHIT!

[ann1halator]

LIES FOOL Its awesome when u know how to counter rush then usally the fagggy rushers resign. :)

[PleaseDieQuietly]

That's even worse! If they resign near the start, you get shit all experience and no satisfaction of beating them...

Ensemble Studios could have done so, so much better than the crap they spewed out...

[ann1halator]

idk really i like the game its fun to play with some friends so yah

[bullywanter232]

fucken retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brettwiggles]

halo wars is rated T for teen. wrong case buddy.

[thewarri]

nice vid man good job 5 stars

[MagnusRulerHardt]

toads are way cooler than lamas

[darroni123]

what the hell is wii doin in this video?

[RimshotKiller]

some mix of trash,epic waste of time and lol^^

[runescaperzoco]

epic voice failure

[DayLight95]

its douche

[hoohaw312]

lawl, fail, u can see the dudes reflection in master chiefs helmet

[TiikerinKarva]

Awesome, and somehow irrevelant

[FreddyGuy925]

that was retarded

[imtrotterman]

aww no microsoft sam :(

[MrDeadwooddave]

gay

[FirstNooBy]

Funny ending lol...

[GoffmePirates]

someone needs to clean up their yard instead of making youtube videos

[360lateflip]

never played halo wars looks fun but halo 3 kicks ass

[612tip]

That was funny.

[MCPOSpartan046]

No, you just suck at RTS games.

[awesomeguitarnoob]

Halo wars looks awesome. btw your vid sucks ;)

[NumbPlanet]

halo wars is actually a very descent game. it is well constructed with a good story line to match. i like out of all those type of games

[mantis1jim]

i wached the walkthrough and it looked like it sucked

[stig422]

h3 rips off halo 2 soundtrack

make more halo music like in halo 2

bungie is held together with bungie cords and duct tape

[gdisoldir]

which gameplay is better the old ine the the new one?

[Runnerrmejor]

wtf??

haha Halo 3 is a hot chick?? haha

[2BrothersVids]

halo wars rocks you suck balls

[hizio96]

i dont really like halo wars. when i bought it for 60$, and played it, it SUCKED

[Blaskowicz47]

omfg, you're so noob, i love halo wars!!!

but, i don't know, you look so noobysh

[Javdog37]

halo wars sucks BTW its not made from bungie

[FrenzyMan360]

just because its not made by bungie doesnt mean it sucks

[ambusher5]

lol at end "im so happy we are back together cheif we're not i hate you...bitch"

*ratatatatatata*

[ambusher5]

i know this is stupid and random but did you know death is a girl?

[huh95]

learn to spell before you start saying things "suke" dumbass

[chivashalo]

wats the name of the song?

basshunter remix?

[ownerpwner1]

he wouldnt be 6ft. the armor alone gives u 1 ft and i doubt Sgt. Forge is 5ft . The Master Chief is 7ft 2"

[naciel031091]

nice toy

[outspark1234]

srg forge is the masterchife if you would read the book

[soybean85]

No he is not. He's killed at the end of Halo Wars, and if he was a spartan, he would look all buff, and six feet tall.

[DARKSPARTEN119]

srg forge? mc real name is john and forge gets killed at the end of halo wars

[Battleman910]

forge isnt the chief. i agree with soybean, if he was a spartan he'd be like 6'2" and would be all buff and stuff

[ghostkai666]

Chief was recruited into the Spartan programme as a boy. HE IS NOT FORGE.

[superspikeman]

ok dude you are soo wrong on that lol there are so many reasons that you are wrong outspark, first of all if you even read the book youd know that mc wasnt old enough to serve in the army when forge did, and mc never went to harvest. next time READ THE BOOK b4 you state fake facts

[knarf0321]

Actually according to the books, mc was doing missions against insurrectionists when harvest was taken. And then mc and two other spartans sneak aboard a covenant vessel to blow it up soon after. For some reason the spartans never went to harvest, but they were fighting by then. Not to slam you or anything

[romidude]

when he said halo 3 is so 2007, well halo never seems to get old, like a still play halo 1 and its better than most new games

[justaman15]

thats the old halo wars that esemble studeos dropped! I wish they keep that one the newer one sucks!!!!!

[dragon5876]

he didnt die! you have to play on legendary to find out what realy happens

[playlist4you]

hey i played on legendary but it did not tell me bullshit! what happened to chief at the end?

[dragon5876]

ok, they make it into the ship and they take off, and then comes the scene when they think everyone on tht ship died, but still saved earth. but chief makes it through (only half the ship) and goes into his cryo tube. and says wake me when you need me to cortana. then freezes. but somehow the elite guy (i forget his name) makes it back to earth. if you want to watch this go into youbte and search halo 3 legendary ending

[Assassin2B]

his name is Arbiter, but this is true, you just have to wait for the credits to end

[thespartans1221]

ummm lol?

[ShadowSonic01]

lol

[69mit111111]

what the fuck

[Dhelsel123]

Thats The New Halo Wars Map!!!

[biosh0ckplayer]

how do u get the maps its not on the marketplace

[2Tic]

Yo da song from bass hunter is crazy u gotta let us download it man!!! ASAP!!!

[victormania2008]

i liked that song! who playes it? XD

[KURUPTxJUZTICE]

ROFL favorite part was at the very end... oh master chief im so happy were together... we're not, YOU BETRAYED ME! and he kills her too...lol

[KlayWorldRoks21]

what version of halo wars do you have

[Dousch]

1. STFU

2. GTFO

3. Stop spreading shit.

[MeetSimmio]

1. Hold your breath forever.

2. Suffocate.

3. SHUT THE FLIPPING FUCK UP SPAMMERS!

[DDCrob]

sorry i wanted to see if it works its doesnt and take your own instructions and follow them

1. Hold your breath forever.

2. Suffocate.

3. SHUT THE FLIPPING FUCK UP SPAMMERS

[MeetSimmio]

AHEM, I'm not a spammer, so stop spamming yourself, chocolate face.

[DDCrob]

whats wrong with chocolate and calm down its no big deal

[MeetSimmio]

Nothing's wrong with chocolate, want a Kit Kat?

*Splits a Kit Kat in 2*

Here you go, buddy, enjoy it.

[DDCrob]

Omg thank you

*hits you with lead pipe and takes other half*

Bye

[MeetSimmio]

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

*Summons a million Scarabs which melt you to the fucking ground*

*Eats both of the piece of the Kit Kats.

[DDCrob]

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

*master chief pop up kick your ass kills all scarabs and bullies orical to put me back to normal.Then we kill you with a nuke and eat the raidoactive kit kats and get super powers!*

" you got pwned youtube noob"

[MeetSimmio]

Your just being cheap now, and boring me to the extreme.

Now shut up, if you please. I'm playing some HALO WARS!

[DDCrob]

ok one no .2 you dont sound cool or smart by saying to "the extreme ".Also 3 my friend said to do this*captin flacon comes out and punches you in the face with the music in the backrond*

[MeetSimmio]

Captin Flacon? Who the hell is that? I'm not trying to sound cool or smart.

Your friend sucks, your life sucks, and your wasting my time, your time, and my natural lifespan.

[DDCrob]

ok one yes you were tring to sound cool when you arent .2 i ment falcon its from an old show .3 fuck you dont know us and you started this and if any time/life is wasted its your falute for being a moron and responding to a randome piece of spam i did for no reason.4 if you think its fucking spam look to the right of reply it says spam you could have just hit that which proves you are a moron

[MeetSimmio]

No reason, EXACTLY why I replied.

You know what?

It's amazing how you could turn something so small(like a Kit Kat) into something retarded and huge(like a a random argument).

Now please, reply if you must, but I make sense and don't have to, GOODBYE!

[Dhelsel123]

I Saw You

[Dhelsel123]

Thats Your Backyard Plus Thats A MasterCheif figure. Im Not Saying I Don't Like It. I LOVE IT DUDE NICE WORK!!

[kevinrobinson666]

okay that was like playing halo with a jackass skull on

[Gutairs759]

i like the last part were he had a gun how do u do that?

[jessysullivan]

this is just dum

[gun944]

lmao...hahahaha this is sooo funny!! but seriously grow up!

[38006]

the halo wars gameplay they showed off last year looke amazing

what halo wars is now is just crap

still a fun game but

it would of been better if they didnt change so much nothing is to scale in that damn game

maby halo wars 2 will be better

[Masterchefe123]

what music did he use thats my quston

[rynakamaster]

PLAYSTATION OWNS ALL

[nf3ction]

the play station is fucking gay and sucks dick

[pinkeinke2]

dont say things you dont know about .... Xbox 360 sucks dick 3% failure rate .... ps3 got ALOT betther exclusives .... resistance , Gran turismo, mgs4 , killzone2 , lbp And many more SO JUST STFU

[jgough1993]

Xbox 360 aint bad. The only shit version is the arcade version. that uses the internal memory and hardware alot more and causes it to overheat. If you buy an Xbox 360 with the external memory that attaches to the top it saves directly to the external memory and bipasses the internal configurtion allowing it to keep cooler and not overheat, so you don'tr say things you don't know about.

[Eatshitandlol]

grow up its about having fun.

[nf3ction]

FUCK you

[nf3ction]

sorry i meant pinkeinke and again to pinkeink FUCK you

[6BlackJosu9]

LOL!

[reVerse22productions]

lol

[Gino5732]

fucking shit1

[bartieboy93]

seriously, how old are you

because you realy realy shouldnt play with dols dude!

[NobleRun]

were did you get the music?

[Gino5732]

i am the best spartan better than anyone else in the univers

ofcourse :)

[amartinez97]

Chuck Norris is way better

[nf3ction]

he is chuck would kill you

[dooiedodo31]

i didnt kno ur house was that ugly or was it a box?

[splendidsahil]

wow i did you do that? make a gun like that at 7:10

[Uber2DaMax]

Wow... can u pls tell me were 2 get that remixed song at the end?

[rapperboythecoolest]

dude I love the ending

[Shotgunner56]

halo wars has a fucking sweet 3v.3 match

[FirstNooBy]

out of all halo...i prefer halo 1 and 2..it was very epic...halo 3 is fine though..halo wars is also fine.....no matter what game is better than halo its still the best game.....

[koltman3335]

wait wait....... what is a WII doing there... it wouldnt be a problem but when its with the xbox ur just putting down the fact that the WII is terrible in comparissionn.

[satisfactorman]

lol halo wars does suck

[Shotgunner56]

does not, its fine

[Joker3319]

Big whoop? Its not an FPS. If you look at it from the prospective of a strategy game fan then you will realize everything about this game is amazing. Yes Halo 1, 2, and 3 are much more exciting but Halo wars is still an amazing game.

[koltman3335]

I agree... halo wars isnt as bad as what people are saying... it's amazing when you get friends to play a 3 v 3 standard match... or a 2 v 2 deathmatch

[Kueller917]

I know, I couldn't make an army of 300 in grunts in Halo 3

[ReinoudLD]

its like age of empires LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL>LOLOLLLLOLOLLOLOLOLLO

XD

[pippers8]

serves u right for calling halo wars a bad game

[Metalmachine133]

halo wars sucks pussholes. halo 3 is so much better, but my dog chewed the fucking disc

[crimzon18]

its an rts dumbshit obv your not gunna like it if your obsessed with an fps

[FirstNooBy]

u just wasted $50 singapore dollars...... what a waste i would sell rather THAN GIVE A DOG TO CHEW!

[supnoob996]

wtf i love halo go to hell

[Infernalhazard]

Still hating Halo fan boys I am.

[ragumonkey123]

What a waste of time!

[omgiownedyou1shot]

halo wars sucks

[arecd]

fuck you......Dumb ass

[coomberta]

FUCK U HALO WARS IS AWSOM

[KlayWorldRoks21]

its supposed to be like a joke why would he have bought the game and not have returned it already if he didnt like it dumbass

[godlybubble]

what is the name of the last song

[playhalodude]

This is a piece of shit

[home508]

how much fucking time you but in this oh let me gess your hole life GAY!!

[lanellett]

that was as bad as the smell of diara

[ALopezProduction]

G-A-Y

[buthead5297]

master chief didnt die

[eltimo556]

he just left the building

[Super720Productions]

People just because you have it doesn't mean that it doesn't suck.

[Tantago]

Halo Wars cut scences are amazing.

[WorldofNene]

ya that was retarded sucked terrihble omg that was not very good i give 2 starr

[AnCafe666]

Lol its definitely not like gaysims

[Fatty8D]

I thought it was kinda stupid

[jakesawsome3237]

i just watched that

[chococream45]

awesome vid

[JulianLangis]

but halo wars is not out yet it comes out on march 23 or something higher than that who ever said they have halo wars ARE A FAKE there saying it to be cool and if you really have it SHOW ME IT OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE IT only the demo is out don't be a fag

[babyvhot]

no it came out today and in the uk it came out on the 2nd

also in the uk people got it a day earlier on the 1st if they pre orderd it

[JulianLangis]

i dont keep track of date thhnx but at game stop it said march 23 or something

[dxkakash1xb]

halo wars comes out today (in the u.s.)

[JulianLangis]

ok i dint know i dont keep track of date

[IHATESIGHNINGUP]

Halo wars is already out dumbass i have it

[rule2011]

ok yu are the biggest fag ive ever seen. it came out march 3rd so quit being a homo fag