School Answering Machine Message

[maccanaut]

There are millions of adults who have children, but far fewer are 'parents'. Too many fat lazy arsed parents who teach their kids nothing, instead expecting govt schools to do it for them.

[Jimkbbh]

*presses 2* My child didnt do his homework because homework has no purpose and doesnt teach my child anything *hangs up* *calls back presses 3* Your teachers should have enough time in their "busy schedules" to teach the lesson in class, sitting around and assigning homework and worksheets is not teaching. GOOD DAY SIR!

[miiibbb]

@Jimkbbh Perhaps true, but out in the real world people are assigned work that is silly, easy, beneath them, etc. etc. etc. but it's still their job to do it, and no excuse to not do it claiming it isn't challenging. If something is that easy, do it, and then learn something on your own initiative.

[bintaliraq77]

love love love it all schools must have it on there machine .. way to go Aussies

[longfootbuddy]

yes, what we need here in america is more blatent mockery of our rights, and defenders of government run brainwashing factories

[superguy60073]

what the hell wow i was LMAO

[discipleofdeth]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT... and that is the way it should be

[Stompy1996]

That is why I love being Australian because even when the joke is against us we can still laugh instead of being like the Americans and sueing everyone

[jacktroup]

@Stompy1996 were like brothers the austrailans and british :o)

[barefootJoyful]

this is hysterical :)

[sajahan100]

Good

[disneychannelfreak65]

hahah

[kncool1985]

hahaha! "If you would like to hear this in another language, move to a place that speaks it"

[lawawuu]

Retired NC teacher here and mom is Australian. Kudos to this message. Of course in the USA a school would probably be taken to court if it was used! I LOVE it!!!!!

[airforce9872]

this...is...amazing

[MargoLouiso]

All humor, such as this, comes from reality.

Schools deal with this crap everyday. Watch Nanny 911 or similar shows. Your good kids are in school with those-and these parents and their kids take up all the school's time and money.

VERY FUNNNY

[Dilenny102289]

This is great!!!

[ehlondon]

It would be funny...it it were true. It took me 30 seconds to search for the school on Google, open up skype and call them. That's not what the message says. (They even have a separate line for absentee students, so that part about calling to lie about it is not included on the main message)

[D375]

This is a propaganda scam recording that only exists in some Right Wing Americans mind.

No Australian school would ever leave a message like this, it's an insult to Australian teachers and Australian schools.

If they had made the recording with a genuine Aussie accent, instead of an American one, it might have a chance of being faintly believeable.

[dianannsano]

Actually, I heard from my relatives in Australia that public schools over there are horrible! Everyone they know gather up their money to have their children attend private schools (even low-funded private schools). The public schools in Australia have a lot of discipline issues taking place on campus.

[spitfireaus]

I disagree. I went to a public school in NSW and it was fine. Obviously some schools are better than others, and they could always do with more funding. But they certainly aren't horrible.

[myherosoracloud]

you know its not real, right?

[kawaim0m0]

lol, but i guess education plays a role. I mean the idiot parents that called to the school were previously in the education system, right? Probably the kids of those parents are going to be the callers in the next generation. So teachers have nothing to do about that, huh?

[Taisykis]

Lol... That was awesome...

[BNL07604]

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

[stypostve]

funny

[sjeanp56]

This is hilarious!

[MercedezCiutti0x]

aaha , wow