Werewolves & Lollipops [Pt. 6]

[thSubliminalCriminal]

Oswalt is so brilliantly absurd you gotta give him that.

[puckplayer31]

3 people fell onto their bottom into some butterscotch.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@puckplayer31

Whackity schmackity doooooo!

[fattybergeson]

i didnt quite get the 9/11 reference can someone explain it?

[Shotgunnova]

@fattybergeson He's acting like an elevator attendant, declaring the department's name when you'd arrive at the floor. Although in the joke, the elevator'd be going down for a different reason, eh?

[thSubliminalCriminal]

@Shotgunnova If you gotta explain it, it isn't funny. I get it man it's funny stuff. Let them scratch their noodles over it.

When the audience GROANs you feel it a lot more. He mentioned hebrews during the holocaust and the audience is like, "this is funny." He said that about 9/11 and when they groan?....priceless.

Thanks for the uploads I haven't heard this yet and I am going to purchase. Definitely.

[em129836]

it's keeps the goblins asleep!! lmao

[stfwho]

Oh sure let's laugh at Auschwitz concentration camp jokes but groan at the mere mention of 9/11 AMURRICKUH FUCK YEAH

[MuffinManTF]

"I haven't this this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

I lost all my shit when he said that.

[FinalHeresy]

I LOVE how they "awww" at the world trade center reference but not at the the holocaust joke, talk about how self centered Americans really are

[Squibfire]

@FinalHeresy yes im sure its them being self centered not the fact that it happened to them only a few years ago, and its not like they booed him it was just their initial reaction, theyeve been hearing about the holocaust for years as we all have, not saying it wasnt funny or that they shouldnt have laughed way harder, but i dont think it comes from a place of being self centered, im pretty sure if laurel and hardy did a holocaust routine in 1948 over in Poland theyd "awww" too lol

[SmokeyCough]

@FinalHeresy Self centered? Go fuck yourself you small minded prick.

[MoRgUe27]

@FinalHeresy are you serious? wtc happened 6years ago (from when this was filmed) and the holocaust happened almost three generations ago...who the fuck are you to tell people how to react to the mentioning of tragedies anyway?

[Daelock]

@MoRgUe27 HE'S A COMMENTER ON THE INTERNET! THE GREATEST AUTHORITY OF THEM ALL!

[MegaLink117]

lol its called riff trax patton look it up XD

[cousinted]

Now imagine Patton Oswalt's character from Ratatouille doing that first bit

[Norrec87]

@cousinted I prefer imagining it doing the "I WANNA FILL YOUR HOO HA WITH GOOF JUICE" bit.

[limbdarkening]

WAKKATY SMACKADY DOOOOO!

[RefusetoListen]

"I'm having a party you can't see"

I'm dead

[KingNothing125]

@thethrashattack probably the heckler who got owned in part 5 :P

[Cocklaunch]

IT KEEPS THE GOBLINS ASLEEP

[lobsopdoy]

Three fireflies!

[yotan46]

Patton Oswalt sounds like he's read Anthony Bourdain's book, hahah. Chefs seriously are some of the craziest motherfuckers ever.

[Wolfishhunger]

Are you my mother was such a good kids book! I loved it when I was small! Guatemalans would rock that reading!

[gfuzzy]

Haha holy shit I was listening to this, looked over at the TV, and Aqua Teen Hungerforce was on, the very episode with Patton fucking Oswalt playing the aliens! Man that's awesome.

[Aaronlm91]

Lol a waterfall made of holly hunters tears.

[bungbung13131]

im gonna start saying wackity schmackity doo in conversation

[Nitocolus]

lmfao! This guy is so great, my smiling muscles are litterally aching!

[FFFFFFFFFUUUU]

who the fuck says "smiling muscles"? or that they are "literally aching"?

I'd respect you more if you said you surpassed the amount of dicks you usually sucked last night and now you have cock-jaw.

[FFFFFFFFFUUUU]

HEY! You aren't making my "smiling muscles" "literally ache" when you say something like that to me! My butthole doesn't feel the sore and bloody aftermath of a bus station gangbang though, so I can't relate to you there either.

[Nitocolus]

...I think I know you.... Anyway, if you weren't so funny, I'd hate you.

[Alex618mir]

whaggedy shmaggedydoo

[sleestack808]

Hes so right

[AutumnMarie23]

I haven't seen this many ribs since Tony Roma's! Oh my god, that was hilarious; has anyone ever been there?

[thecrimsonfloyd]

Roky Ericson Man!

[harshroger]

Fucking Patton knows so much about human behavior is almost offensive! i love how his mind works, i relate to him in a big way. Patton,David cross,Chris rock,Dave attel, Louis ck, their just holding a giant mirror so we can laugh at ourselves

[zomfglazers]

"I read fucking HP Lovecraft"

Oh god sounds like me

[ToruKun1]

"IT KEEPS THE GOBLINS ASLEEP!!"

"...What the fuck is he talking about?"

"I'm havin' a party ya' can't see~!"

[angryscotsman93]

Must've been the aforementioned Rape Goblins again, that overly loud dumbass must be back in action! LOL

[EmoPuppyBoy]

whackity-schmackity-doooooooo!­!!! Oh my god i lost it XD

[dbp220]

"I just slipped and fell into some butterscotch."

[Seifinator85]

awesome

[thisissparta999]

I'm havin a party ya can't see !!!

[baseballfish89]

I haven't this this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's whackity-schmackity-doooooo!!!

[MH5]

Ooh, ice-pink roses in silver-dusted decanters! Also, behold-The Dark Side of riffing.

[thisissparta999]

and you will eat that stake next to a water fall of holly hunters tears wow i gotta try that stake LOL

[thisissparta999]

it keep sthe goblins asleep what the fuck is he talking about laughed my ass off at that

[GoblinXXX]

It does, you know.

[Samk1llaz]

you'd have to be a lobotamized hooker to not like him

[AlphaAvenger01]

@Samk1llaz then I guess my mother is a lobotomized hooker to you

[johnnythesailorman]

@Samk1llaz or a redneck truck driver. my step dad told me last night that larry the cable guy is better than patton oswalt because he makes more money

[seiyuuki343]

@Samk1llaz there a 3 lobotamized hookers

[KyleBoston]

Oh yeah.......first comment. Patton is awesome.