Breaking news! A burglar touting a Macbook Pro, iPad, electronic razor, and vivid story that he robbed pseudo-celebrity Toby Turner was trampled to death by a legion of 596,813 Audi-ites. When asked why the vigilante justice took place, they responded, "We dare not speak his name, least he be paid the 10 percent he no longer deserves. Only know that we have avenged TOBUSCUS! I am one for we are many; we are AUDIENCE. Steven edit that corpse out of the street"
@Maximus4152 He said march 3rd 1985, 31 would mean we're in the year 2016 past march third. As we aren't, if you do the math, he'll be 27 this year in march, he's 26 at the moment.
PLZZZ take 2 and a half minutes out of your youtube schedule to check out my channel. I just uploaded my first vid and I either want you guys to enjoy it or give me feedback on what I could improve; or you can find my house and have me burned alive...if it's bad enough for someone to want to do that, then I deserve it. You’ll like it if you like early Toby.
wait you got robed and the guy just got into your car?? never heard anything like that but yeah whenever robbed tell the police. Ha funny story i have to tell, my dad and his friend were working and there was this drunk guy who kept yelling at people that he had a gun and just yelling lol. Though he never had a gun. The funny thing was that he was drunk when it was at 12:30 in the morning around lunch time.
Toby you look so sad during this video! Here, bring it in... no move the phone towards you, good *hug* and don't worry this video is a year in the past ;)
my birthday is february 11th, 1999. Captainsparklez' birthday is february 10th, 19-something. COINCIDENCE?!?! I THINK NOT! and for those of you who dont know who captainsparklez is, well my b-day is also pretty close to toby's. So hah.
I wonder though. It's nearly a year later, and this is the first time I've heard of you or your channel, but I wonder how much money you made off of your youtube videos since you have commercials. has it at all helped you recover your money? How much do you make off your videos?
@Wade2st And HAHA you're funny especially with the first time and only time I've seen an intro and outro of darkness/redness/whiteness. And that was stinkin' funny all on it's own with it's musical accompaniment. Maybe you have a video about the tech and hamburgler, but I totally missed out, dude.
(I also really really want an In-n-Out burger way out here in Tennessee)
DUDE TOBY!!! WE HAVE THE SAME FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!!! OMG THATS AWESOME YOU FREAKING NOODLE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER!!!!.... sorry you got robbed =(
TOBUSCUS FANS MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR ONE MOMENT! We must find this 'in and out' burglar and retrieve Toby's 'stuff'.... and then go to the burglars girlfriends house and put our 'stuff' 'in and out' of her!! aaaawhhhhh yeeah gurl
Someone's recreated his save file by watching all the videos and doing exactly what he'd done! :D There is hope that he may continue it! Show your love for Toby and ask him to continue his series using AsunderSteven's save file recreation. :>
Geeze Toby, you could of talked up that girl XD lost a laptop gained a girlfriend... but then this is when you and Justine were... (they were... don't get crazy, that is what ended it the first time dumbasses)
im so sorry!! :'O
MidnightWolf669 22 hours ago
Ok ,here's my shirt entry. PPffshhsfgghtspppppssssghfhfgfht. Peace off!
DannyGT1999 3 days ago
my birthday is on march 3 too it was 2 days ago!!
ddawgization 5 days ago
This is why you keep a gun in the glove box.
EpicChannel4u 6 days ago
Sorry for yo bro
WasBoesWsomHOES 6 days ago
Happy B-day! wait is it toby's B-day?
LaughSyndrome 1 week ago
shh shh shhhhh poor little buscus...
Rayquazarules1 1 week ago
i love how your not socially awkward at all
crunchycreme15 1 week ago
Toby makes 14k a year, im sure this wont affect him :L
jamie007700 1 week ago
@jamie007700 -.-
i hope you know thats like... literally NOTHING.
MaryTheHobo 1 week ago
@MaryTheHobo I ment 14k a month...
jamie007700 1 week ago
@MaryTheHobo I also 'ment' meant
jamie007700 1 week ago
Toby we are going to need more lattes.
MrRecon113 1 week ago
Aww mines march the 5th
cupachino1200 1 week ago
i really want to sneeze during one of his videos =)
CommandablePanda 1 week ago
my birthday is on June 14 :D!
oblivionsaber 1 week ago
*at some random date in the future*
Breaking news! A burglar touting a Macbook Pro, iPad, electronic razor, and vivid story that he robbed pseudo-celebrity Toby Turner was trampled to death by a legion of 596,813 Audi-ites. When asked why the vigilante justice took place, they responded, "We dare not speak his name, least he be paid the 10 percent he no longer deserves. Only know that we have avenged TOBUSCUS! I am one for we are many; we are AUDIENCE. Steven edit that corpse out of the street"
Dragodemon000 1 week ago 15
Upset Toby still manages to be funny... That's dedication.
Lyckojazz 1 week ago
i wanted a large emiricano
TROLOLOL001 1 week ago
lol
MRcoolishguy 1 week ago
haha toby i would so give you my MacBook Pro... but its mine >.> lol sorry :D
P3PTO13 1 week ago
that happens to me too 3 times just not at in-and-out and not my car they were my dogs
bomeking72458 1 week ago
Aww so close... my birthday is march 6th
AbornNinja 2 weeks ago
BLESS YOUR FACE !!! you stick figure >+(= !!!!!!
mrcoolmanwithfries 2 weeks ago
when the word 40,000 was said my computer made a laughing noise
mrcoolmanwithfries 2 weeks ago
that burglar is a idiot and a bigger idiot for not even arming himself but at least he didint
mrcoolmanwithfries 2 weeks ago
This video's anniversary is in 3 days...
dasjugsboi 2 weeks ago
... and that is why you should lock the doors on your car
Jimkid118 2 weeks ago
It takes a bit of time before you can be sure that he's serious about something X )
I think there's a single robbery in my city once every 10 years >.o
Kaaxe 2 weeks ago
(random sounds ) can I have a shirt btw I had my bike ( fav bike ) stolen on my b day
theneoslipknot 2 weeks ago
UHHH, I want to move to L.A. and work in a Starbucks so that Toby would come up the drive way and say, '"That's right, girl!" :D
Glameyes1 2 weeks ago
awwww toby i am so sorry about your loss, it sure sucks to lose so much already done work :(
Estuways 2 weeks ago
In N Out burgular it must be LA
LilyParis21 2 weeks ago
Press cc then sound translate wait a few minutes then see the truth
MrZennoname 2 weeks ago
I would like a hot chocolate please. Thanks!
TheAwsomeCheesecake 2 weeks ago
NOOOOOOOOO i want 1
Chris82302 2 weeks ago
i could give u my toshiba....but.....u just cant play downloaded games but u can still make youtube vids
coocoohead345 2 weeks ago
I'm watching on an iPad 1, wooh
noble6ish 2 weeks ago
Nobody cares about the mac
MrSpidercat3 2 weeks ago
@MrSpidercat3 But it was the mac that had the games ! D=.... thus it was for the first time..ever...a mac was important.....and it let us down!
11Danofoxhatracing 2 weeks ago
who the fuck would see this coming huh? Toby i feel for you, I got robbed too a year back
twobartman 2 weeks ago
How was he not scared when the guy jumped into his car? I would have been freaking out!!
jaydenceanderson 3 weeks ago
wow, so damn happy even after you got your stuff stolen. i only wish i could be this happy at all times.
MessedUpLOBSTER 3 weeks ago
You are in a pretty good mood for having been robbed the day before you filmed this!
dumass4u 3 weeks ago
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rialtominx 3 weeks ago
make that 253,841 cups of coffee lol
rialtominx 3 weeks ago
My names Max :( 'I hate macs' Lol.
ILikeMinecraftLol99 3 weeks ago
LOL ``if you want a macbook pro.. Jump in a car and steal it`` xD
Smiteaa 3 weeks ago
you're about 213,597 cups short...
kamenyaiba4869 3 weeks ago
SHIT TOBY WHY DIDNT YOU KICK HIS ASS
acrobaticHipo 3 weeks ago
HE IS THE BEST STARBUCKS CUSTOMER EVER!
RSFlamefunk 3 weeks ago
Alienware... screw Macs.... I'm leaving this comment on a mac....
NuclearWarhead767 3 weeks ago
brrrrphh.. U HAPPY NOW!?
RAWRCAKEMONSTER 3 weeks ago
My black leather jacket was tolen from me about 3 weeks ago :/ I kno its not as much as his stuff but I liked that jacket
ransferd 3 weeks ago
toby should do all star mode on madden or nhl that would be hilarious
SexyPandaWaffle 3 weeks ago
I love this because I work at Starbucks and and I wish you lived in Texas and you came through our drive thru.
xJessaayx 3 weeks ago
Awesome sideburns toby!!
blakopssniper 3 weeks ago
i think u forgot to offer about 210,000 of us coffee lol
PseudoCherry2495 3 weeks ago
It amuses me so much that you have drive through Starbucks :)
FollowerOfLaughter 3 weeks ago
Lmao, when he said "jump into my car n steal it" ;)
MrVic29 3 weeks ago
Sorry toby.
I have never been robbed probably because I live in limbo.
speedymagee 3 weeks ago
"Like and favorite this video and post a comment about ppffffbbbb!..pbbbffffffppbbbttsssss!"
I give you hug, Toby.
MrNeemoy 3 weeks ago
I laughed so hard when he said "Thanks, girl" to the chick at the drive thru.
Rikoshay 3 weeks ago
THAT GUY GOTS YOUR FILES
thedeveneleven 3 weeks ago
HE HAS YOUR FILES U BETTER FIND IT HE CAN MESS WITH YOUR PROFILES
thedeveneleven 3 weeks ago
Laxatives.
28beastman 3 weeks ago
Toby is 31?!?!?!
Maximus4152 3 weeks ago
@Maximus4152 He said march 3rd 1985, 31 would mean we're in the year 2016 past march third. As we aren't, if you do the math, he'll be 27 this year in march, he's 26 at the moment.
TheNetherGamers 3 weeks ago
@Maximus4152 lol, nice math
launchmusicc 3 weeks ago
Y u no chase!?!?
xCloudStrifex1 4 weeks ago
my birthdays march 3rd 1995 Toby is exactly 10 years older then me :D
deliciousd2 4 weeks ago 19
@deliciousd2 Wow... Toby's birthday is also mine?
I'm happy now.
KingFluffs 2 weeks ago
@deliciousd2 I'm 12 December 1995 :D LOL
Rexaros 1 week ago
@deliciousd2 he had the same mac as me!
GodsMinecrafter 19 hours ago
@deliciousd2 How old is Toby?
EmoNightmareX4 2 hours ago
What the balls!? Didn't matter if he had a gun! Your Immune to bullets! Herm... should of punched em.
PatPlayz 4 weeks ago
Sorry Toby. I'm more of a Dunkin' Donuts fan!!!
GabrielWilsonCollins 4 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
PLZZZ take 2 and a half minutes out of your youtube schedule to check out my channel. I just uploaded my first vid and I either want you guys to enjoy it or give me feedback on what I could improve; or you can find my house and have me burned alive...if it's bad enough for someone to want to do that, then I deserve it. You’ll like it if you like early Toby.
ItsFlanaman 4 weeks ago
that sucks
Joester1908 4 weeks ago
Pfffffffft! ;)
MaddiMoMo373 1 month ago
wait you got robed and the guy just got into your car?? never heard anything like that but yeah whenever robbed tell the police. Ha funny story i have to tell, my dad and his friend were working and there was this drunk guy who kept yelling at people that he had a gun and just yelling lol. Though he never had a gun. The funny thing was that he was drunk when it was at 12:30 in the morning around lunch time.
januarymurray 1 month ago
@januarymurray in the afternoon, you mean.
CarcalTV 4 weeks ago
How did you manage to make someone laugh because you were robbed? Your crazy!
Alms1010 1 month ago
pbbtppbbttttt
CrazyBubbleMonkey 1 month ago
im sorry but wtf i cant tell if your serious or lieing CANT YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE?
Zer0Chance009 1 month ago
@Zer0Chance009 this is toby... he can never keep a real straight face,,, unless he is dancing
Creedzish 1 month ago
toby, YOUR 27!?
TheFunnynewz 1 month ago
its 200,341 not 40,000
FuNNyCrEP 1 month ago
Toby you need Carbonite...
freakman420 1 month ago
damn, I wanted him to reach the checkout window:( that would have been so funny
ragforces 1 month ago
Haha I freaking love this video. The first blog I ever watched
debodrumsitck27 1 month ago
I LAUGHED SOO HARD WHEN HE SAID 40,000!!!
bwalde2 1 month ago 31
HAHA I loved this vid! Sorry he nicked your stuff, the Audience will deal with him!!!!!
fletch2405 1 month ago
Only toby would say "I hate losing video game commentaries" and not "I lost $1000 of stuff arrrggghh"
AndrewHeard1 1 month ago 2
D: Show us the Girl! She sounded cute! And she liked you!
moviescout 1 month ago
My birthday was yesterday so um yeah that.
Ark803 1 month ago
I wouldnt have managed to keep my cool during this video if i was you... Well done toby! <3
DeluxeZombie 1 month ago
I always think its funny when Toby does his outro and I see like there's still half the video left. xD
icollectusernames 1 month ago 2
They are called Blast Knuckles. Get some!
getonmanuttz 1 month ago
Shit Toby, for serious, I would beat that motherfu*kers ass! Dont let vagrant transients rob you!
Toby, go get some of these and keep them in your care. A $45 investment could have saved you $2000+!
getonmanuttz 1 month ago
KILL HIM WITH YOUR DIAMOND SWORD!
SingActPlay 1 month ago
Hey Toby not enough coffees
campat1110 1 month ago
We must work together and find the burgular
lkc58 1 month ago
I don't know why but at 0:45 when you said he was a shady charecter you reminded me of sam from transformers
zztopleg 1 month ago
I felt bad liking this :/
jujumagumbo12 1 month ago
Make that 250 thousand, Toby.
MantaGhost 1 month ago
did he really get robbed
cause if he did id risk my own life to kill the guy who robbed and his family, including his kids and wife
FUCKER
joshluketv 1 month ago
u kno he made her day
kush101420 1 month ago
Toby you look so sad during this video! Here, bring it in... no move the phone towards you, good *hug* and don't worry this video is a year in the past ;)
TwilightSaria 1 month ago
AHH KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED WHEN YOU DRIVE!$ :/
Boganvillar 1 month ago
lol @ story in drive thru, i love you
Showan04 1 month ago
I did not cancel.
joeyCoD456 1 month ago
6:30 Challenge accepted JK
xPROxBUCKx 1 month ago
ill help you if you give me iced coffee and you can count on it
TheMasterofcheats 1 month ago
Aww :( Poor Buscus :'/
SuperCherry3000 1 month ago
this got sadder and sadder as it went on... poor tobuscus :(
Jaspertrax 1 month ago
my birthday is february 11th, 1999. Captainsparklez' birthday is february 10th, 19-something. COINCIDENCE?!?! I THINK NOT! and for those of you who dont know who captainsparklez is, well my b-day is also pretty close to toby's. So hah.
LotsOfLolz4Eva 1 month ago
Uh, I wanted that vanilla latte. Suck.
deltanuxkcrp 1 month ago 3
I wonder though. It's nearly a year later, and this is the first time I've heard of you or your channel, but I wonder how much money you made off of your youtube videos since you have commercials. has it at all helped you recover your money? How much do you make off your videos?
Wade2st 1 month ago
@Wade2st And HAHA you're funny especially with the first time and only time I've seen an intro and outro of darkness/redness/whiteness. And that was stinkin' funny all on it's own with it's musical accompaniment. Maybe you have a video about the tech and hamburgler, but I totally missed out, dude.
(I also really really want an In-n-Out burger way out here in Tennessee)
Wade2st 1 month ago
LOLOL this video is awesome
12FlamezReaver21 1 month ago
To laaaate. To laaate you gotcho mac stoleen XD
MrPakiXbox 1 month ago
I WANTED THE COFFEE DAMN IT TOBY!!!
bushgardens22 1 month ago 26
Toby has the same birthday as a guy friend of mine.
chanym1992 1 month ago
poor Tobuscus :(
Nightpacer1 1 month ago
OMG. I still get upset about this.
KayBuscus 1 month ago
DUDE TOBY!!! WE HAVE THE SAME FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!!! OMG THATS AWESOME YOU FREAKING NOODLE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER!!!!.... sorry you got robbed =(
turtletarian2 1 month ago
what if the lady actually charged him for the forty thousand Lattes?
SamanthaHarrison23 1 month ago
You had such a rough week :(
LemonsOrCarrots 1 month ago
macs.
NO ME GUSTA
willysquilly29 1 month ago
wow everyone's younger than my mum
Super101Gaming 1 month ago
@Super101Gaming The world is younger then your mum.
Hellbillyzway 1 month ago
fghfg
codmit 1 month ago
I wonder if he even reads these comments.
codmit 1 month ago
really?
maxyo288 1 month ago
I know the contest isn't on any more but I just realised I never posted a comment about "Pthhllthh... plthhhthhsss."
So here goes: "Pthhh... pththlllthhhs."
tomEwylde 1 month ago
that axe hare commercial is annoying
filmmasterties333 1 month ago
was I the only one who wanted food
adhdPatrick 1 month ago
Toby gets ALL the girls.
XamioStone 1 month ago 2
You shoulda killed em with your awesome :)
Bluetiger13rawr 1 month ago
Toby ya need a little more than 40,000 coffees
Try like 200,000
Bdawg879 1 month ago
TOBUSCUS FANS MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR ONE MOMENT! We must find this 'in and out' burglar and retrieve Toby's 'stuff'.... and then go to the burglars girlfriends house and put our 'stuff' 'in and out' of her!! aaaawhhhhh yeeah gurl
Fortazer117 1 month ago
I WANT A BIG MAC
shiftycent111 1 month ago
I wanted an espresso!
Facepalmguy 1 month ago
Aw that girl was sweet :)
Hit that Toby xD
1Jakinthebox1 1 month ago
no one can rob the buscus its like speling chuck norris name wrong u will regreat it
sleepwalker188 1 month ago
R.I.P fallout :(
fegrgree 1 month ago
I'm surprised that dude didn't die when he entered your field of awesome. And that sucks!!!! 😔 and here's something to cheer you up. 💻📷📱
Turtlechick826 1 month ago
grr that sucks. what a trooper. looks like he was trying real hard to be upbeat.
mljules 1 month ago
PBBTT. PBBT, PBBTT PBTT! xD
sirena789 1 month ago 2
Toby I'll Find Who Robbed You, AND I'LL KILL EM WITH YOUR AWESOME!!!!
P.S I'll get ur stuff back
EpicNaziZombieOwnage 1 month ago 58
Dang that sucks. Sorry for you Toby. :[
Shadow125690 1 month ago
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MrSethsiPodz 1 month ago
gotta love toby, even after getting robbed for 4k he has a great sense of humour. also lol @ 4:40
puretroubleman 1 month ago
lol!!!
Kbstarcat123 1 month ago
Toby you're birthday is 3 days before mine and my girlfriends is 3 days after mine...
EliteNomad97 2 months ago
@EliteNomad97 is this how u ask for a threesome?
MitchellDC1994 1 month ago
How does toby not have all the women? did you see him charm the hell out of that drive through lady?
MaxwellRedd 2 months ago 107
@MaxwellRedd he probably does have all the women, we just don't see them on here cause it would break all the lady viewers' hearts
blue0eyes6 1 month ago
i didnt cancell
RaginDoomFire 2 months ago
1:05 that's all :D
cuckoo61 2 months ago
6:11 <--- adorable Squeakbuscus!
NeverKnelie 2 months ago
CAN'T STOP WATCHING......HELLLLLPPPP
dco589 2 months ago
I can't help but think about the McDonald's hamburglar while he's talking about this xD
SirHoboTheSecond 2 months ago
He was holding up the line! D:<
Aww, who cares. He's Toby.
Kaytayisaninja 2 months ago
he said "the in n' out burger"on 2:44
jazrox778 2 months ago
OMG HIS AND MY BIRTH DAY IS ON THE SAME DAY :O !!!
rafaelfmolina 2 months ago
awh you can tell he's been crying
ShutUpJim 2 months ago
I think the Starbucks girl didn't believe him
KokoBearproductions 2 months ago
40-80k? You underestimate both the number and thirst audience, Toby!
Folp9 2 months ago
Toby's only 26-38 years old?! Wow he's young :)
Callie724 2 months ago
This Guy is ducking g hallatious
SuperPickledpepper 2 months ago
u wanna enter to win a macbook pro, jump in my car n steal it lolol
tpostgamer 2 months ago
Geeze Toby, you could of talked up that girl XD lost a laptop gained a girlfriend... but then this is when you and Justine were... (they were... don't get crazy, that is what ended it the first time dumbasses)
ZetaSimsoy 2 months ago
@ZetaSimsoy What ended it? And how would you know?
Molyneux12321 2 months ago
@Molyneux12321 Toby's mom said that they were dating but because both being youtubers it had to end. To much drama.
ZetaSimsoy 2 months ago