Drive By Insults 2 (HiDef) (Christmas Massacre)

[MrCool621]

use a megaphone it will help

[spurlock12345]

Breastfeeding is in the related vids WHAT THE F***

[punisher00109]

the top three that make me laugh so hard.

3. 0:52

2. 2:59

1. 1:36

[cjjgable]

You guys have made my day. Thanks alot!

[acstaight1360]

Why the fuck are you giggling like little girls. Otherwise this was fucking hilarious.

[drivebyvideos]

@acstaight1360 That was The Giggler. He giggles like a little girl to make the videos more enjoyable for us to watch over and over again.

[LaIPulga]

This is fucking pathetic.

[drivebyvideos]

@LaIPulga Millions of people may disagree...

[TheTheBrownGuy]

lol love your videos XD

[Rollando55]

EXCUUUUUUSE ME!!!!!!!

[yabaftw]

some of this funniest shit ever

[fleeganfloo1]

This is very offence Your parents raised evil children.

[drivebyvideos]

@fleeganfloo1 Offensive, yes. Evil children, far from it.  If our parents raised evil children, tell me...what did the Dahmer folks raise?

Dumbass.

[jackieblam]

"HEYYYYY....BEND HER OVER N SHOVE YOUR COCK IN HER WET PUSSY" lmao!!!! that must have been mad awkward after

[Maxedberserker]

stupied doing it to the old guy.

[drivebyvideos]

@Maxedberserker He totally loved it. When we passed around a second time, he jumped in front of our car so we had to stop. He opened the door and pulled the kid who was yelling out of the passenger seat. Yanked his pants down and went to town on his long haired ass. I would say it was totally worth it.

[Mag6otCorps]

I've been watching your videos for like 2 years now, i can't start my day without you guys. You rock! Salutes from Argentina

[TakashiXzero]

this was great but i didnt like how you swore at children. didnt find that cool. but still, pretty funny!

[MrFreeSoup]

The guys laugh is fucking awesome!!

[MrFreeSoup]

EPIC



[TheBaronsamedi88]

thank you for making these videos! i haven't laughed this hard in years! This is fucking great!

[VABozorgmehr]

@drivebyvideos This is so awesome lol does the guy yelling have a twitter?

[maseofspades007]

I just wish 1 of the people you yelled at was a serial killer, had a colt 45 in his pocket, reacted quickly and shot at your tires popped them, you's crash, burn,die. and the whole world lives happily ever after. The End. was'nt that fun boys and girls. tune in next time on... 'Cunts that arnt funny, and die in the midst of their childish driveby outbursts' :)

[lougheed13]

@maseofspades007 dude thats not even funny. your very fucked up.

[Bradymann69]

@maseofspades007 i hope a serial rapist ties you down and fucks your lil B hole till you die, the end :) fag.

[maseofspades007]

@Bradymann69 Who asked for you opinion justin beiber! Even this fag who commented above you has more class then your gay little ass!... Its funny how people are tough on computer keyboards, But almost guarantee in real life, theyl get thea head smacked in if they met the person they were acting a fool towards..Pissoff and take more gay photos of yourself in the mirror you little bitch!

[mattfreedom2002]

@maseofspades007 hahahahahahaha FUCK YOU CHILD RAPIST!

[maseofspades007]

@mattfreedom2002 Suck my dick matt you fagg fuck! Go fuck a goat!

[mattfreedom2002]

@maseofspades007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU STUPID CUM DUMPSTER!

[maseofspades007]

@mattfreedom2002 lick my balls you in the closet gaybo!!

[mattfreedom2002]

@maseofspades007 hahahahahaha. its funny how you're calling me the closet gay and you've demanded twice that i suck on your genitals. maseofspades007 is dat coz james b0nd iz ur fave super her0?!

[66Supertrucker]

@infinitelyminded Shut up fat whore!

[ro100294]

nice coat gaylord

[CG30563]

"yoooooooooo, you a fuckin old man!"

Best insult ever hahahah

[GrammyDude22]

"You been a baaaaad boy!" AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[GrammyDude22]

"I got so angry I couldn't say it!" AHAHAHA!

[BlazedOutTurtle]

Why watch the video if your just gunna hate on it ?, you fucken Aaron Buckleys.

[Sharpiedeluxe]

The rape threat was the one thing I couldn't tolerate. Not even funny.

[drivebyvideos]

@Sharpiedeluxe It only happened once. Mistakes happen.

[An0therSh0rtFella01]

@drivebyvideos everytime Im in a shit mood i either listen to dire straits or watch ur drive by insults. LOL MAN...... GENIUS!!!! hahahah i lol at all of them soo much, THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY xD

[drivebyvideos]

@An0therSh0rtFella01 Anytime!

[WPscarface]

@drivebyvideos the rape threat. and the random screaming were the funniest magawsh

[ggallin500]

@Sharpiedeluxe the rape threat is the best one.. the most hilarious.. your a pussy

[TheAlfsDungeon]

@Sharpiedeluxe grow up little bitch

[Adionik]

@Sharpiedeluxe Welcome to the internet?

[businessim08]

lol they probably said this to the wrong person and got car chased then assault rifled.

[qwertyismypass]

u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

[combatkillstou]

@qwertyismypass MaD?



[kramer911]

hope you guys dont get in trouble for this, ppl are too sensitive

but the candy cane throwing and the rape threat to the kids( i know it was a joke) but it was too far

[maseofspades007]

@kramer911 Jokes are jokes when theyr funny without endangerment, 1nce they endanger lives or threaten peoples well being. They instantly become threats...and are ....NOT FUNNY!!!!....In other words I agree with you. ;)

[ICE999KOLD]

Little punk ass bitches. Mate I swear I will wreck you in real life you fuken faggot cunt.

[infinitelyminded]

you're not comediens... more like cowards... grow some balls and say those things to people without the safety from your car while running away

[drivebyvideos]

@infinitelyminded Who said we were comedians? We did this to entertain ourselves. It just so happened, millions of people also were entertained. Why would we do this from outside of the car? How would that be funny? Seems like it would be kind of mean to start a fight for no reason with a stranger. What fucked up country do you live in where that is fun to do? You are sick.

[infinitelyminded]

@drivebyvideos If this is what you do to entertain yourself - swearing at children and mothers and spewing such foul negativity - take a look in the mirror - you're the sick individual. It wouldn't be funny outside the car, nor is it funny from inside the car. This isn't funny at all, period. It's mean to start a fight with a stranger? It's mean to say yell these things to people, period. You and your friends are cruel, negative, sick and sad - very sad - people.

[infinitelyminded]

@drivebyvideos Find a real hobby to entertain yourself - one that doesn't abuse others retard.

[ggallin500]

@infinitelyminded your a pussy and a queer. this is art

[infinitelyminded]

how is this funny? you'd have to be 14 to find this even mildly amusing... it reminds me of those group of teenage school girls that run up to a guy to tell him he's hot, only to then run away laughing... "tee hee hee hee"... what this video looks sounds like... gtfoh

[pdpstrongsad]

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!! MOARRRR

[MyDeArmAsTeR1]

ROFL MOARRRRRRRRRRRRR

[yzMXrider250]

excuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[EnjoyYourLeftovers]

thats me 1:18

[MrBlindsniper123]

Lol JERK OFF lmfao

[PurpleXephos98]

*Press 6 Repeatedly* Sound of me having sex.

[maseofspades007]

DUMB! grow up

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 get a sense of humor you fucking cunt

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 im 23 so the prepubescent thing is false. i do play video games but not all day and i dont live my mother. so your comment failed on so many levels it's just unreal. and theres NO way your a comedian as if you was you'd appreciate certain sense's of humor even if its not quite for you. trust me i know. and why would i need someone to tuck me into bed :S you seem to be describing the perfect life that you would like to lead. what a truly sad person you are.

[drivebyvideos]

@maseofspades007 STOP POSTING ON THIS CHILDISH YOUTUBE VIDEO!

[drivebyvideos]

@maseofspades007 I have a feeling that if you stopped typing stuff like you were a 13 year old girl who just downloaded AIM for the first time in 1999, people wouldn't keep responding to your posts...

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 nope your not a comedian at all. and what person doesn't play video games. you sound like a middle aged man who's failed at life to be honest. and learn how to spell you fucking retard ive seen a down syndrome kid spell better than you. i like it cause i have a sense of humor something which you're clearly lacking. and the cunt thing? try and detect sarcasm you thick cunt

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 why did you say you was going to stop in the second message yet you carried on and sent me a third? lol. and yes you defiantly must be some sort of mongol as your spelling is atrocious. and games are awesome dude you genuinely sound like a failure at life no joke. kinda sad really. and i have a idea about comedy trust me. you're the one who clearly doesn't. now don't reply i don't think i can handle deciphering you retarded responses.

[drivebyvideos]

@maseofspades007 Oh my god. I really, really hope this is someone trolling on YouTube and not a serious comment. Really, I do...

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 you have no idea what my job is i assure you you don't make more money than i do. stop telling me who your family are i really cannot thin of anything i care less about. and if you are a comedian do it on your own instead of using your uncle you begging cunt

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 but it wasn't a lousy insult in the first place it was sarcasm. you was the one who took it to heart. but you're that thick you couldn't detect it. now instead of making your self look sill go to your apparent comedian uncle's house and use his apparent fame for yourself.

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 dude you lost ages ago. apart from not detecting the sarcasm the fact you said YOU was going to stop ages ago and continued to write me messages shows how retarded you are.

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 dude you said ages ago you was going to stop why are you still replying? i never said i was going to stop. don't you have a famous uncle to milk from or something?

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 course im going i didn't say i was going to stop. your are much more retarded than i thought

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 it will keep going until you actually stop replying like you said you was going to about 10 message's ago :)

[maseofspades007]

@theartofwar09 Man alive! winding you up has been 1 of the highlights of my month. I rush home from work at night to see how wound up you are. And not to my suprise, I see a wound up person angrily commented. It makes my day. I havnt takn ANYTHING negative you have said on board...it goes in one eye, and out the other. :D

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 oh my god. seriously? you actually just put you rush home from work to see me comment? i gotta say im flattered. and i feel extremely sorry for you. how sad can your life be that this is what you rush home from work for. and you can't try and turn it around you said you was going to stop agggggeeeeessss ago. i didn't :) by the way nothing can go in your eye and out the other. told you you was a retard guess i was right :)

[maseofspades007]

@theartofwar09 Yup im a retard! and i get off on watching people get anoyed. anything else theartofwar09?

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 it's spelled annoyed retard. jesus........

[maseofspades007]

@theartofwar09 oh good boy! 2 stars on your sticker chart. clap clap 4 the handicapped.

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 im handicapped? my god you're going delusional you need serious help. go see if your famous uncle can help you with that quickly.

[maseofspades007]

@theartofwar09 wasting my time u muppet. fuck off back 2 your video games!

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 i can't im working :( stop replying then you moron and go get your 'famous' uncle's help

[maseofspades007]

@theartofwar09 your gona miss me wen i stop. i can just see it now. adios! :/

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 clearly you will miss me what with you rushing home to see my comments.

[maseofspades007]

@theartofwar09 yup, Il miss you too. Ciao :)

[theartofwar09]

@maseofspades007 wow you are living the life missing someone on the internet. give my regards to your famous uncle

[FuiKaka]

Why do so many people like this? These people are about as funny as a shelf.

[maseofspades007]

@FuiKaka lol, agreed

[FlamingBassist62]

press 4 for rape

[Jack3d185]

nice jacket dykemaster LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

[itsbinkl182]

I'm going to hell.

[TradingCarz]

does your throught ever get sore??? lol

[baptiiser]

@tufekoa nice comment dykemaster.

[kmck]

I think I see some Union/ Union County NJ in there

[thedeallaz]

they are 10 and ugly LOL

[LOLitsj4]

this is easily the funniest video i have ever seen in my life

[OneDollarMercenary]

idiots..

[gamersmartin]

Ho Ho Ho!

[deepjew]

hahaha hope you guys don't piss off the wrong person

[TheToolSound]

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU STUPID LITTLE COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

[wedelo]

this is SO fuckin awesome !

[musicstorage316]

This is really bad! But I can't stop laughing!

[jscrock13]

GET OFF THE BENCH CUM DUMPSTER!!

[ImOrvus]

NICE HAIR TARZAN!

[anteojitus]

get off the bike you fat bitch!!! lol

[OCDeejays]

you guys are scum .. still fucking hilarious though

[thoraxsabre]

your dirtbags.

[drivebyvideos]

@thoraxsabre You want our dirt bags? I am sorry but we are not selling bags of dirt here. I think you are lost.

[TradingCarz]

@drivebyvideos you guys are the greatest! i admit its messed up but who cares!

[Koderz101]

Nice Hair Tarzan!

[baptiiser]

stop carrying that shit gaylord.

[AkyovNorthWest]

fags

[555blondebabe]

"i got so angry i couldn't say anything"

[baseballmark5]

no class

[gagerdemon]

get of the bike you fat bitch!! OMG funny.keep it up? iguess

[blazingdarkness16]

santa isnt real

[thedoors720]

NICE HAIR, TARZAN! funniest videos ever hahahahaa

[southeparkfreak]

I love the videos! My stomach hurts from lauging xD

[Kudeslaw]

1:34 look in the mirror :D

[MrMontez11]

Pretty funny, but please spare the children..

[XxDaCunnyFuntXx]

oy don't insult the children.. do it to more the older crowd...

[lovenlust92]

OMG lmfao poor innocent children

[sirSako]

So wrong but so fucking funny hahaha

[gabriel7037]

suggestion of wat to say on next drive by insult video "SUCK MY T3ST1CL3S U SL*T B1TCH3Z!!!"

[gabriel7037]

131 ppl were ppl from the video that got insulted..

[drivebyvideos]

@gabriel7037 They certainly did.

[ijlalraza10]

Get off the bike you fat bitch! Hahahahhahaha

[Erix7810]

my favorite.. HEY YOU!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PhillipSantmyer]

My personal favorite is "NICE HAIR TARZAN!"

[XxTylerRBxX]

"DROP THE BAG FUCKER!"

[rabbidkittie]

Lmfao! this shits hilarious :D and weenie laughs in the backround hahhahaha

[micke123cool]

HAHAHA NICE HAIR TARZAN

[Rammsteiner42]

Just a regular day in New Jersey.

[akrifle762]

LMFAO! is this shit even legal?

[DUBSTEPandYOGURT]

NICE KICK FLIP YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[tdawg191]

i almost died lollling ahahahahahahahaha llololol

[xpintainho1x]

I like the part when they insult random people !

[SuperCracksmoke]

haha dikemaster

[Goopy200]

YOU ARE ALL (PRESS 2) AND YOU THERE ARE A FAT (PRESS 6)

[Goopy200]

Anyone notice the fag luaghing in the background. xD You guys are the best though.

[drivebyvideos]

@Goopy200 His laugh made it much more enjoyable to watch!

[Goopy200]

@drivebyvideos Indeed. hehehe

[Goopy200]

@drivebyvideos It's "hard" to masterbate to.

[sulumsphony66]

@drivebyvideos

wait have you guys ever been prosecuted or suied by these people? cuz i would be surprised if you hadnt...

[drivebyvideos]

@sulumsphony66 No, never got in any trouble. I don't know who would go out of their way to get some silly kids in trouble. Not like they could really do much - even with our plate numbers. At most, we are guilty of disturbing the peace and a few other little crimes. Probably a fine under 500 USD.

[sulumsphony66]

@drivebyvideos

well won't you're parents get super pissed at you? i mean you say some pretty bad stuff

[drivebyvideos]

@sulumsphony66 We are out of college. Our parents do not care.

[sulumsphony66]

@drivebyvideos

oh ya and besides, your in new jersey, who the fuck cares about the citizens of New Jersey....

[drivebyvideos]

@sulumsphony66 No one cares about the citizens of this state. They are too busy admiring how rich everyone here is.

[sulumsphony66]

@drivebyvideos

ha i guess so and are you guys gonna make more vids like this because they are hilarious and the other people that do this suck ass.

[Milesy1987]

Get off the bike u FAT BITCH LOLOLOLOL best one ever!!!! you guys are fucking amazing

[juliahfusco]

I love how the guy caught the fucking candycane swagggg

[makemelaugh1217]

This has got to be the best fucking thing on the internet ever. Jesus I am cryinggggg make moreeeeeeee

[oliskill]

Lol dude not the kids!

[beanspad]

NICE VIDEO COCK SUCKER!!!!

[milesgti]

"He was surprised as fuck." lost it there