Commando in 5 seconds

[gnr311182pj]

LMAO, he did lie!

[Desh681]

He said it was five seconds, he also said "I LIED!".

[AKIDPRODUCTION09]

That was the longest 5 seconds ever

[spirosmafia1]

that was the best 5 second video evar :D

[ELementCreator]

aimbot detected .

[G3ttr0]

epic!

[The1979Warriors]

COD7 arnie lol

[homosapiensdestroy]

36 murder in 5 seconde...this was epic :D:D:D:D

[uyg2008]

That was 32 seconds.

[Donovan448]

Damn! That's a lot of killing! LOL

[dislic]

nice

[manutd300king]

wow those people just got owned!

[AlucardsFate]

Geez...

It's been a long time since I've seen that movie...

And I think it will be longer still before I see it again...

Neat vid though...

[SilverLadyFox]

THIS IS THE BEST 5 SECOND MOVIE EVAAAAHHHH!!!! I watched the other Commando one but it just didn't do it for me. This is what I was looking for. Commando is such a funny movie man... This is great! <3 <3 <3 5 Stars. I can't express just how awesome this was.

[superlaugher]

his rank in CSS is 1st with that kill count :P

[azistenfaszat]

lol

[ifraheem756]

i dont know y people hate them i like them they really funny theguywiththeglasses has got a new acount it's called newguywiththglasses

[ifraheem756]

i dont know who flagged this like how the fuck did theguywiththeglasses's acount get deleted

[GeneralGrin]

a lot of people hate the 5 second videos for some reason

[ifraheem756]

you said you were through i lied yeah about it being 5 seconds

[evansrs1]

who the fuck flagged this?

[fierfly25]

"I lied" lol

[agamandia]

I LIED

[rintroid500]

hahaahah awesome :P

[mikiroony]

lol... sweet Alyssa Milano. Ready to believe anything Daddy Arnold says ;)

[LH287]

That's her?? jesus....

[mikiroony]

she started early, didn't she? ;)

[LH287]

yup... :D

[360dodge]

what pussy flagged this??

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i lied LOL!!!!!!

[lygophile]

"Commando in 5 seconds" + "i lied" = uhhuh, you did.

[Avzzor]

Haha awesome!

[HecG]

LMAO!!!!Q!

[DORYA11]

lmao

[biped19]

Fantastic! LOL.

[borel91]

Lol notice how at the end he said i lied.. i think that went with the he lied about commando in 5 secs hahahaha.

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

lol it did thats what makes it funny LMFAO!!!

[borel91]

@xxDEATHKILLERxx Hahaha i know when i first saw this video i was laughing hard. lol i respond 2 years later... LMAO

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

@borel91 ROFL!!!!! Damn i didnt know i commened on this that long ago!

[borel91]

@xxDEATHKILLERxx Me either haha omg.. i still laughed when i watched this again

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

@borel91 I looove that part when he throws that pipe threw bennet and steam comes out and he says "Let off some steam bennet" I laugh soo hard everytime i see that part :D

[borel91]

@xxDEATHKILLERxx Haha i want to watch this movie now. I like the part where hes in the hotel room with cook and hes like FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

@borel91 Yeah!! hahahaha

[zomerz]

Hahaha nicely done, brilliant/hilarious movie btw:)

[herocaron]

AHAHAHAHAH ARNORLDDD OWNNNDDD

[NightElf134]

thats 32 seconds...for those of us that cant count ;0

[imthegreatest12345]

dumb shit face

[Jumpi95]

Its funny, go die

[MishaV84]

comando is the most underrated parody of all time.

[dearyfaerie]

cool

[pspdslite]

I like this movie

[Psyaxe]

WAAAAPAAAAAAAAAA too good

[se7endreams]

"i lied" lmfao

[melosebrainuhoh]

You cannot compress the sheer awesomeness of Commando into a palty five seconds.

[LETHLSS]

heheeeee!!!

[Kingvenom7]

commando is a killing machine!!!!

[burtonrules123]

holy sh** that was great! ive only ever seen the TV edited version, never saw anyones arm get off or any of that!

[AlkoTanko]

Also, director's cut has more detailed axe to groin, pitchfork into guts and saw into neck. Good stuff.

[burtonrules123]

damn, im not that into gruesome stuff, maybe i'll just stick with the normal version lol.

[AlkoTanko]

Pansy. :P

[burtonrules123]

uh thanks? :0

[masterpiraka]

Pussy.

[burtonrules123]

faggot

[masterpiraka]

I must be an impressive fag. You don't usually see a pack of cigarettes with a youtube channel.

[Vaega1]

ur an idiot

[masterpiraka]

You must be idiotX2! If I'm an idiot and you can't type for shit compared to me?

[Vaega1]

You're an idiot.

[masterpiraka]

There you go :).

[knife0765]

were all idiots get along

[Avzzor]

What is so special about you then ? ? ?

[Jumpi95]

I thought you were done...

[CloudDouche]

nigger

[masterpiraka]

LOL!

Seriously? Well, yor name sure as hell doesn't lie.

[ExperimentalArmy]

Also on the uncut version, Matrix snaps the mans neck on the plane as well as knocking him backwards.

[PowerbombShow]

More than 5 seconds, but that was awesome!

[itanium86]

"i lied"

very nice indeed!

[JoeCamelCigg]

YEah but listen in the end, he says "I lied" thats the humor! U dont get it?

[Brianbays]

OH I GET IT lol. I was about to comment saying *it wasn't 5 seconds!* lol

[JoeCamelCigg]

ok haha!

[AmtrakFanNEC927]

Arrggg too many crunching noises! jk

[hijodepuuu]

hahahahaha f ing awesome!

[eatmyshorts]

I LIED. LOL it's so true.

[junkers1337]

it was the noises the people made that made me laugh

[DaBossk]

lol

[snipeefox]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Bananer95]

I KNEW HE WOULD SAY "I lied"!

[kranktank]

uuummmmm why does Arnold have a visible erection at 0:02 ? Not that I mind...

[creolefreak22]

Yep, pretty much! LOL

[Nick3889]

Awesome

[Displaysac90]

That's legitimately funny

[warcrime53]

this video contain a lot's of POW POW

a lot's of SCRIK SCRAK [broken neck :D]

and a lot's of UUUAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

xD

[waldfield]

define "seconds"

[Draythor]

Catch that bit at the end? "I lied"...Maybe it was a hint?

[SonicMasturbating]

well maybe all of these poorly conceived "in 5 seconds" videos should have an "i lied" at the end. BUT THEY DON'T.

[Draythor]

Excellent point.

Perhaps you should inform the users who made THOSE videos that they haven't added "I lied", or some another form of disclaimer to the end of their videos.

However you choose to comment on the user who actually has an excuse for uploading a video that claims to be something that it isn't?

Perhaps a few more of you crazy kids could get a 5-second enforcement squad together...

That, or a bad grammar patrol...

[SonicMasturbating]

no guys, you shouldn't give this comment a thumbs down. the video is literally not five seconds.

[GeneralGrin]

I lied

[JessiLynK7]

smart answer to the stupid comment!!! ive lost couple pounds laughing hahahahahaha

[Junglejackass]

Well said lmao.

[Spyd3rs]

I approve of this rip-off. It didn't suck like many other rip-offs, and it was funny.

[hybridthehobo]

I LIED

[Dirtydan8675]

that was 32 sec.

[xpectz]

he lied.

[masterpiraka]

CLASSIC.

Btw, I'm fucking tired of these number correcting comments...

[BurningMartyr]

hahaha, awesome XD

[americathefat101]

........i lied.. BEST LINE EVER XD i bring it up when i hang out with my friends lol its my thing.

[bomby139143]

what friends?

[savvides]

he lied lol

[bomby139143]

lol

[THRASHPUNK666]

haha dude to funny

great job

[CorvetteBG]

Lol he lied it was 5 seconds ! XD

[iwao72]

hahahahaahahahaha this is so funny

[guest58]

lol, Arnold just fucks everyone up in this movie.

[Resimaster]

I think this holds the record for a body count in an Arnie movie at 85.

Correct me if im wrong.

[cheebalover]

this is not 5 seconds!!!

[smokie199212]

what a liar xD

[1991ape]

I lied aswell

[mentosman245]

more like 20 seconds >: -[

[r5r5]

he lied

[BritishBlackOpps]

i lied

[matttheman597]

I LIED

[Sterlng]

I lied too!

[wladosu]

MASTER PEACE, WELL DONE, ROFL!

[Supernerd98]

damn! now i have to go see that movie

[braun3812]

)))) very very very very nice

[olqutseg]

Holy fucking christ!

[smk33321]

"Instead of shit, say poo."

[mouimen]

omg roflllllllllllllllllllllllllll­ll

[theLyricsSuck621]

oh yeah 'let out a little steam'

[Gazza660]

"I LIED" LOL! i love this movie!

[nuyenifilm]

You must be a plumber as you said 5 seconds when you meant much longer! Naughty.

[Harry427]

hence 'i lied' at the end.

thats a joke in case you didnt know.

[Turboman1999]

You said you where through!

"Killing Montage"

I lied!

[whiterottenrabbit]

Where is the scene where Arnie gets "dressed" up on the beach? And by the way, the aspect ratio is fucked up AGAIN.

[clamchowder01]

hahah that went over the 5 second time frame!

[donSparda]

let out some steam bennett

[UNOxDExELLOS]

LMAO 0:15

[csrocker101]

LOL! That is pretty much spot on summary of Commando.

[laundrylint]

That was the most accurate summary of Commando ever.

[Falll3nForLif3]

did he rip a guys fucking arm off?!?? 0:17

[GeneralGrin]

yeah. and in a deleted scene of this movie he then beat that guy up with his own arm saying "stop hitting yourself"

[cybersaur]

I though he said "need a hand?"

[earthmagekl7]

i lied :D

[3Deity]

Maybe this should be his presidential campaign video, ending with "I lied"? :o)

[dolofonos]

Uh, no.

[derpdederp101]

yea it would go perfect with obama

[matttheman597]

FUCK JOHN MCCAIN

[derpdederp101]

well u should get used to him being president cuz he will win tonight!

[matttheman597]

Sorry, asswipe. Obama's in the hundreds in electoral votes while McCain's in the tens, so fuck you.

[matttheman597]

In fact, he's already won.

[RobertArchibaldShaw]

Pacifist movie, of course.

[Joehand87]

i like McCain, but i have to compliment u on the "fuck you", i pictured arnold saying it

[Book5550]

WHAT?! John McCains the BEST!(the Die hard one)

lol jk

[davetherave22]

they just don't make them like this anymore

[HoracioGualter]

is not bad

[xm228]

funny stuff

[tankkid]

"am i right"...WRONG! BOOOM!!!. my fav line in commando

[celt67]

What about " Hey Bennett ...let off some steeaam "

[tankkid]

lol, awesome line again from arnie

[Gazza660]

LMAO!!! creasing!!! this is what the movie is about really XD

[NYMETS521]

"You said you were through"

(massive destruction)

"I lied"

LMAO that was great

[carlosortegap]

Lol why do people who pass what just happened in the video as spoilers ina comment get +5

[thrilleradam]

lmao i lied!

[Ginteru]

00:16 Was the best

[kingske555]

the best sentence in this movie is when the bad guy says wright? and arnold says wrong and he fires the guys head off

[Christiannorden]

In what movie does Arnold say "You're fired..." and then shoots a guy away with some kind of rockets or something...??

[GeneralGrin]

true lies

[FILbabaganoosh]

also a great movie

[FILbabaganoosh]

The sounds during the montage are awesome, especially the guy falling and the tube impaling the other guy. lol!!!!

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

he lied

[SirGnork]

he did

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

i like to stick my finger in USB and ethernet ports

[F1NGER]

That... was a bit more than 5 seconds.

[Ginteru]

A fast responce to twats like these

"Commando in 50 seconds" is not catchy

[F1NGER]

Oh wow. 5 thumbs down. I wasn't being negative. I gave the video 5 stars.