Sarah Silverman On How She Started Dating Jimmy Kimmel

[honeybee7700]

wish they never broke up

[Peyotepublishing]

Silverman rocks!

[GREENLIGHT324]

SHIT I HOPE THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER THE INBRED DIPSHITS. THAT BABY'S GONNA LOOK LIKE PURE HORSE SHIT !

[profsvensen]

Jimmy Kimmel asked why he fell for Sarah. "She has the nicest set of camel toes in NY!"

[FuckSaddam1]

Eisner's voice is so fucking annoying...feel like I just want to hear him cough

[billj500]

Just ask her the real question fruit loop. "Why is a pretty, talented girl like you dating a fat, mediocre hack?"

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

Yeah, I started dating somebody famous in case my Sitcom was cancelled and I needed more free face time, cos' God knows I can't be funny all the time........

(even trying my hardest not to)

[ahmedhow]

alright! here !! i say it!! jimmy kimmel is a lucky bastard :S

[ion010101]

Danny Glover has really let himself go.

[DENEpants]

Why was she always getting asked about jimmy? but not the opposite?

[ioriorioriorio]

She 's a cute young lady, but her cussing doesn't fit her, nor is it funny-- it makes her look childish, like a rebellious teen...if she was my daughter(I'm that old) I'd sit her down.....AND THEN SHOVE A HUGE OTTOMAN UP HER DAMN ARSE AHHHHHHHHHH!!! ARGGGG

[JaydeeVonJ]

@ioriorioriorio That's her shtick. That's the joke.

[BigEvan96]

wtf she says she likes fat guys but JK aint even fat

[bills29]

Anyone that calls her hot is blinded by her celebrity status. She isn't bad at all, she is cute for sure, I would do her. But if she was at a party or you saw her at the mall you wouldn't have your jaw drop. I hate how everyone exaggerates for celebrities. They are just people, they aren't some form of higher being.

[PriscillaRelentless]

@bills29 This may sound crazy, but I don't think "hottness" is purely a matter of physical features. People tend to look better to us once we start to like them for other qualities as well. So I think the fact that she's fairly attractive combined with her comedic ability makes her seem really hot to people.

[PriscillaRelentless]

@bills29 Also, someone once said the most attractive thing in a man is something feminine, and the most attractive thing is a woman is something masculine. I find there's a lot of truth in that. She has very feminine features but rather masculine mannerisms. It's intriguing.

[4truthjusticefreedom]

@PriscillaRelentless Sarah Silverman -"I hope the Jews did Kill Christ, I'd do it again."

Jews are a cancer on America and the World. I see now why they have been expelled from 109 locations around the world since 250AD.

[PriscillaRelentless]

@4truthjusticefreedom Hmmm...this a reply to me, but has absolutely no relevance to anything I've posted. Oh well. No one ever said bigots were a bright bunch.

[4truthjusticefreedom]

@PriscillaRelentless That reply makes you sound like a filthy Jew. Are you a Jew? Or just a brainwashed idiot thanks to the Jews???

[PriscillaRelentless]

@4truthjusticefreedom Obvious troll is obvious. Better luck next time.

[tomoni84]

@4truthjusticefreedom why do white people hate jews so much? I've never understood this. Could you explain it? Since you're obviously a bigot.

[4truthjusticefreedom]

@tomoni84 Maybe cause the Jew is anti-white, anti-black, anti-Christ, anti-NON-JEW. Maybe because the Jews are destroying America. Maybe cause the Jews have been behind the murder of millions and millions of innocent people. Maybe because Israel is a terror state that has 1.5 million innocent people CAGED behind a giant wall in Gaza treating them like animals. I could go on and on but why? if you can't see the truth than either you are too brainwashed by the Jew or you are a Jew. either way FU

[tomoni84]

@4truthjusticefreedom Who are you to judge an entire race of people? Who gave you this power? You have such a high opinion of yourself. What did you do to earn it? Oh I'm sorry you're white so you rule the world! Of course if that's true then due to European exploration and imperialism of the world your ancestors are responsible for race mixing, disease, death and overall misery and suffering of everyone around the world including all your "own" people.

[YouTumult]

Know her song about German cars? Well, in this video she's wearing Adidas. Get it? Hahaha.

[EMCEMITCH]

shes f--ing matt damon

[MrSonia56]

@Smoovelly she is hot but if you listen to her comedy she gets even sexier. she's flippin funny

[Ariesjp]

she belongs with jimmy

[blakesalesman]

she is so stunningly hot it's hard to focus on what she's saying.

[hellbilly34a]

Eisner is just trying to get a blow job here.

[CarlosJulio20]

THEY ALL HAVE TITS

[ScrewballEnterprises]

lol

[roughwaytogo]

Sarah isnt worth a Rabis illegally harvested spoiled kidney. What a filthy---- devil glamorized by a controlled media.

[redgixxer18]

clear ur fuckin throat, wear a tie

[bumpyjjeans]

Two rich media Jews jacking each other off. How unique.

[Jasonlords]

Wow a racist guy on the internet. How unique.

[vickyToria97]

its cuz they have no where else to say and there to pathetic to say it somewhere else, cuz kno one can see them on here

[CarlosJulio20]

@bumpyjjeans

he is catholic

[au33987]

Sarah creates some of the most outlandish and oft times humorous comic senerios and she tackles very sensitive areas of society to makes jokes about, her blackface made a point.

However Sarah is not a comdic actress as was Lucille Ball or Carrol Burnett, which means there is no on off switch with Sarah. So when she is working at being funny or trying to be serious. Eather way you're never quite sure which Sarah you're watching.

[Lvduggo69]

U only wish some one looked up to u !

The only one that look's up to u is your dog.

[shuttledik]

I can't believe she called Kimmel a 'great comedic mind'... lol.

[xraidedlok]

yeah because your hosting your own shows n shit your just a laugh riot right?

[shuttledik]

I didn't say he wasn't funny.

But you're putting him up there w/ Prior? Lenny Bruce? .... seriously?

I thought she was being tounge in cheek. Surprised you didn't...

Keep on stuppin' for the status quo there, I'm sure you'll go far.

[xraidedlok]

WHOA! you just blew that shit out of proportion.. kimmel funnier than pryor your on fucking dope... im just saying that the dudes in show buisness for a fuckin reason

[shuttledik]

bro - she called Kimmel "one of the great comedic minds of our times". And, like I said, I believe she was being sarcastic. I thought that was funny.

Why don't you watch the vid before flaming the commenters? So, I see we agree and you can go now...

[CaliCal68]

@shuttledik nah, she wasn't. just look at her expression it ain't hard.

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

He's a witty guy

[toddb06]

lol, michael eisner is a fuckin loser

[drewsky684]

he calls hugh "you"

[Koopatroopa01]

Pronounced almost the same way.

[CallimacoSpaziale]

Oh,it's the Disney bloke.

[EM101010101]

im sorry sarah but no jimmy is not one of the great comic minds of our time lmfao not even close .

[DrHMFIC]

this is spot-on. I think it's that thing where girls think you are soooooooo funny when they're still in love with you.

I'm always amazed at how I, too, have been acclaimed the funniest motherfucker in the universe(!), only to lose all of my comedy skills at the wave of a hand...usually a 1-finger wave from the gf.

[CallimacoSpaziale]

Hahah,1-finger hand :D

[Koopatroopa01]

That because you have only seen the Jimmy Kimmel show. Do your homework when making statements like that.

[metyuewb]

That's right Sarah, you don't have shit to do with Lenny Bruce, just thank the money-making cultural "advance" of America that you get advertised for what he got destroyed and murdered for before you were even born

[crazyknife1]

fuck shut up

[macspectrum]

man, eisner really loves the sound of his own voice - never have I heard such long winded questions from anyone that isn't a 16 year girl from the valley.... shows money and power doesn't equal class and smarts

[DrHMFIC]

maybe he has an interest in doing interviews, and an interest in people, but has more difficulty being as articulate, well-spoken, and as succinct as you, sir.

I dunno. Just saying.

But, then, I'm not threatened by someone richer and more famous than me that I can't just give the motherfucker the fucking benefit of the doubt. *lolalay*

[peanuts8]

that dude scares me...he really does!

[carbine6]

Ive seldom seen a bigger pussy on network TV. OOOOOO the birdy might bite me. LOL. And to think that Sarah Silverman let him touch her. Thats just wrong.......

[carbine6]

Jimmy Kimmel is a great gaping suburban vagina.

[Beadbud5000]

Heroin & Strippers??? LOL! She is like

Lenny Bruce in a way... Awesome!

[Friscalating]

I'm a hairy bitch and my unibrow and knuckle hair both love Sarah.

[ShawnOlaid]

oh yeah! youre turning me on!

[MrAssman96]

hah!

[EvanCo93Three]

dont encourage him

[lucilombardo]

what a terrible interviewer! wow. they should seriously consider replacing him.

[tarvalon74]

She is a very hairy girl.

[mozart20dlubos]

She should have shaved her mustache before coming on eisner's show.

[shialaboof]

I think they're dating again. Tmz showed a clip of them out and about holding hands.

[mozart20dlubos]

Does anyone know why they broke up ?

[mjspe1]

turns out sarah silverman has a penis

[mozart20dlubos]

Why didn't I think of that ? I mean, she is pretty hairy, square-shouldered, and has a disproportionately large torso. All these anatomical features are usually accompanied by a penis.

[formless777]

I'm sure she has many penises.

[shurednichso]

Had.

[SpankyH4m]

She's fucking Matt Damon. I'm sorry but it's true.

[inthemidst241]

matt damon is married. but i did love that song

[twentyjan]

yeah. your right matt damon has two daughters and is married to there mother Luciana for a few years now.

[mistax2k]

Eisner seems retarded

[jean4you]

jimmy dated tera patrick jesus, man hes a lucky bastard

[pannyhoze]

Holy crap!! they broke up!! He must have really done Ben Afleck. It couldn't have been sarah's fault, cause you know she was kidding about matt damon, I mean come on, seriously....he's gay right?

[xdeadwaterx]

sure seems like it

[bootray]

Err.. nice ending.

[rjshmo]

She will never marry a non-jew. Michael Eisner would only allow Jews on the board of disney.

[JacobTrue]

Yeah...

ON OPPOSITE DAY!!!

[8data]

comedians are often lonely

not an easy life, despite what it may seem

[coxyomommasaid]

I'v known for a long time that Sarah Silverman is a hilarious comedian, but really she's reached a whole new level of funny by referring to Jimmy Kimmel as a "great comedic mind" That's just plain silly.

[SamFreedom]

Sarah hooked with Jimmy just like Madonna hooked with Warren Beatty - to advance her career. She's only funny 1 out of 99 tries and only beautiful when her mouth is shut. And I really have no animosity towards her as a person but objectively speaking she's crude and obnoxious moreso than humorous. Btw, CynthiaCher has every right to comment here as much as she wants. Stalking is intentionally repeated unwanted contact and this is a COMMENT SECTION. If ya don't like it, don't read it.

[noslo66]

Sarah does not need anyone to advance her career dipshit.

[SamFreedom]

Correct, neither did Madonna... but they both did exactly what I'd said ANYWAYS... and it DID andvance their careers moreso than if they didn't. It ain't always black or white moron.

[alex8039]

Hey no everyone is a money hungry slut like your mother, some people marry for love.

[SamFreedom]

alex, emotionally intelligent people know that people who make jokes about someone else's mother actually had those things really happen to their mothers... I'm sorry for your misfortune but you should get therapy for it and console your mother instead of trying to pin it on others.

[alex8039]

Any intelligent person would understand that i took what you said and just stuck mother onto it. Godamn i hope there's not many more Sigmund wannabes on here.

[cynthiacher]

I've noticed that Silverman's "fans" use a lot of foul language, can't spell or use corrrect grammar, have the maturity of a 12 year old and lust after her her hairy body. The type of fans a performer attracts says a lot about THEM, and in Sarah Silverman's case none of it is good.

[Yuxing]

Don't you think you're being a little harsh? Some 12 year olds are amazingly mature. ~_^ But seriously, Sarah's style certainly isn't for everyone, but you have to admit she's got balls. I think she's very funny.

[popomczowzow]

Did you just say Sara Silverman has balls, Yuxing? lol

[vanderdolino]

this video attracted you...

[cynthiacher]

Out of morbid curiosity, perhaps.

[jugrouga]

What does ROFL stand for?

[zayn2123]

roll on the floor laughing

[christhudson]

is she dating jimmy kimmel for real?

[p1bby]

Yes, and has been for many years

[thatdrattedcat]

ROFL Who the hell gave Michael Eisner a show on CNBC?? Okay, maybe that's not so weird in and of itself, but really, did he say to himself, "Sarah Silverman is exactly the kind of guest I anticipate having on my show, and I think when she comes on I'll ask her about Jimmy Kimmel and describe her as 'Lenny Bruce-ish'"?

[njl]

being questioned by michael eisner about your love life is kinda creepy

[somenamenooneuses]

NO way did she just call him one of the great comic minds of our time. I'm gonna keep telling myself she's just being deeply, subvertedly sarcastic dating him.

[cynthiacher]

She's dating him because it helps her career. Period. They're both ugly and unfunny and appear to have a lot of underlying hostility towards each other, especially Silverman, who is constantly making crude jokes about her true love. They're both trash.

[HICKYCHEEKO16]

You're the one with no sense of humor. Kimmel is hilarious!

[ANG36283]

dud shut up, you need a fucking life. youve posted like 6 diffrent times on the same video. we get it you dont like her.

move on with your life sweetie.

[cynthiacher]

Just responding to the idiocy of imbeciles like you, sweetie.

[ANG36283]

no you're proving people like you need a fucking life. you're annoying, immature and an idiot. we all understand you dont like her, the whole fucking worlds gets that now. go, get a life of your own and stop being so obsessed with hers. its a little stalker-ish

[cynthiacher]

Stalking is relentlessly hounding a person; that's what Sarah Silverman fans do to ME. It seems that it upsets their little lives to hear valid criticism of her so they send me endless replies that only reiterate how disturbed they are. They (and YOU) are the ones obsessed. Seems to me YOU are the immature one, the idiot, and you're certainly annoying. If my opinion of Silverman hurts your widdel feelings, tough. Try to grow up a little.

[morethansalt]

She is so talented, just brilliant! Cutting and funny!

[TyHayward]

What do they all have in common? are they kidding? Well if you don't know, i'll tell ya!

It's Hollywood Jews talking about more Hollywood Jews, zzzZZZZZ

[tkeitdwn]

is she still with him ?

[boredncali]

yep she was on his show on October 10th actually

[mongobobo]

Eisner is a moronic tool who is the luckiest Billonaire ever.

[DukeandDoc]

What the hell is the point of all this?

[headbutt34]

Eisner is a scumbag.

[screwuguysgoinghome]

she gives herself away when she coughs after saying kimmel is a great comic mind. thats one of the common tells when someones being dishonest. she's obviously just using him to get ahead in the biz. hey she's a woman, thats what women do. theyre all whores. still, shes pretty funny, and i'd definitely get all up in that.

[Oranginaaa]

Hm, I don't know about that. The Man Show and Crank Yankers were super successful. He doesn't really do stand up like she does but that doesn't mean he isn't a "great comic mind". Aaaaaand - men are generally far greater whores than women. ;)

[screwuguysgoinghome]

i never said he wasnt a great comic mind. im saying she gave indications that when she said it she was insincere. personally i like kimmel and his sardonic wit, & ive liked his shows. and your last point is too absurd to bother with lol

[microwavez]

um they obviously wouldnt still be together now..she doesnt need him for her career..

[cynthiacher]

She wouldn't have a career if it wasn't for him. Before she hooked up with Kimmell nobody knew who she was; due to his string-pulling at Comedy Central she got on Crank Yankers, CC roasts and now has her own awful tv series. With Kimmell she would have gotten nowhere.

[deepestpurple13]

that's not true haven't you ever watched mr. show with bob and david? (far funnier than any silverman or kimmel program) she had a role on that, and david cross or bob odenkirk would've gotten her a few jobs after that show ended

[cynthiacher]

Sorry, I meant WITHOUT Kimmel she would be nowhere. He really is largely responsible for her getting a show on Comedy Central.

[angel48]

shut up cynthiacher, idiot

[cynthiacher]

If my opinion offends you, tough titty. You're just another moronic Sarah Silverman worshipper.

[jefgain]

cynthiacher, I don't agree. I think her star was definitely rising before Kimmel. And, the hookup with Kimmel certainly helped but she was on her way. She is hysterical.

[sugarladdie]

always the same tired argument. if this were the fifties you'd think that desi arnaz was responsible for lucille ball. asshole.

[cynthiacher]

You compare Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel to Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez? You're a fucking idiot.

[Abbelin]

your a fucking idiot. Get a life dude.

[cynthiacher]

Go suck Sarah's hairy asshole.

[HERMESTHRICEGREATEST]

Mmmmm Sarah's hairy asshole...

[JamesBeam420]

Jimmy Kimmel, the great comic mind of our time? Are you fucking kidding me? Well, at least he must fuck her pretty well to brainwash her into thinking that he's a "great comic mind of our time". Give me a break.

[nativeops]

Sarah Silverman is not talented, not funny, very racist, very annoying, and a disgrace to REAL comedians and American television. She might as well just do porn because her material is just as trashy and tasteless. SARAH SILVERMAN IS FULL OF EVIL RACIST HATRED, EVERYONE KNOWS IT, AND IF YOU AGREE WITH HER, THEN FUCK YOU TOO!

[CirpinTaxt]

thats right, real comedians, because everyone knows American comedy is where you really find the classy ones. nativeops is a fucking idiot. yeah, keep defending your great American comedians, dipshit.

[waddleduckie1]

how can Sarah be racist? She's not even a racist you naive idiot, nativeops. She is a very talented commedian and if you don't like her, thats tough. There are people who love her and they don't care of your existence. Native, time to LOSE yourself.

[cynthiacher]

How would YOU know she's not a racist? You don't know what the hell you're talking about. But then, that's a standard trait of Sarah Silverman fans.

[Yandrag]

Shut the fuck up, she's cool, more intelligent than what you will be in your whole life, stupid..

[cynthiacher]

Get fucked, moron.

[ANG36283]

your very annoying. shut up. it seems you have alot of hatred. work on yourself, then try to save the world. remember its one person at a time.

[MovieFreak838]

This is one of the rare interviews where you actually see Sarah as Sarah. Not as the characterization of Sarah from her movie and standup. Pretty neat. I love her.

[Galexia99]

Man, she's SO much better than Jimmy Kimmel. I'll never understand why she settled for him.

[screwuguysgoinghome]

uhh gee, maybe cause she likes him? maybe she's not a shallow, opportunistic whore like you who views men as opportunities to be "settled" for. whore.

[Galexia99]

LOL, I was talking about him as a person... his look are only half of it. Hoe.

[screwuguysgoinghome]

once again, how would you know if theres someone "better" for her than him? you dont know him personally. they could be perfect for each other for all we know. and someones appearance makes up half of your criteria for a mate? wow, once again you prove how shallow you are. p.s. i want you <3

[cynthiacher]

She didn't "settle" for him. They're about even in looks and talent and personality, which is to say they're both sub-standard. She's been the "girlfriend" of a lot of comedians, in order to further her career. Kimmell had shows on Comedy Central; she started fucking him and got on Crank Yankers and on CC roasts and now she's got her own crummy tv series. She fucked her way to the middle.

[sugarladdie]

so she's like the courtney love of comedy?

[cynthiacher]

In a word...YES.

[padraic2001eire]

cynthiacher,

Realy? Which other comedians has she been the 'girlfriend' of?

[cynthiacher]

Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Marc Maron, to name but a very few. One of the guys who made "The Aristocrats", a film she was featured in, was a former "boyfriend". She's a slut.

[cynthiacher]

She settled for him because he's done wonders to further her career, which before she took up with Kimmel, was practically non-existent.

[cynthiacher]

She's not "better" than him. They have a lot in common; they're both ugly, unfunny creeps.

[cjone234]

He is the worst. Did this thing even air. Nice work on knowing where they met. She is so damn hot. Being funny only adds to her sexiness.

[manarkin]

shes hot

[troinquaker]

seriously, just because michael is a billionare does not mean he can get his own show. this is so horrible.

[mseales]

poor Michael Eisner.