THE ULTIMATE EPIC!!! My Master Race The Kjeldorans!!!

[akempis420]

Thanks to all those who actively hate my videos, thanks to you idiots I have over 40,000 views!

Keep hating! Haters go to hell!

[tatana51]

I have 374 creatures and all of them are better than your retarded creature!

[BumbleBeat21]

@tatana51 You should have a life too..at least a better one.

[SatansCaveman666]

I've seen better. Dragonio3's stuff is probably the best I've ever seen.

[MadGameBoy]

how to create the globe

step #1 make a round blob body

Step #2 change skin to look like water and green land

step #3 give mouth and eyes ENJOY!!!

[aaronblue4]

he dose not look cool

[Deamonican]

Sux really... Mine got 5 in all social skills, 5 in speed, 5 in all att. , 5 in jump, sneak, sprint and float and got 108 hp.

Placing a movie tomorrow.

Ur creature gets an A+ for his looks, no more.

[MrLeaff]

i made a creature with a pines

[Geniemadman]

pines?

[avat8r]

if got a 3 headed dragon beat that c.h.u.m. p

[Ac3f0rgrace94]

uhmm thats not an epic

[billyasbob09]

you dont say...

[pumafakun]

You can max out social and attack stats easy as an omnivore, and with the exception of sneak, I made a monster called "ultimate creation" that has maxed out everything.

Not a bad looking monster though.

[xXUnholyxTearsXx]

Well, its not an epic...but if it was an epic on someones game they'd probably be fried. P:

[XxDahamonnahxX]

can u make his wings bigger!!

it'll look cooler

(if im wrong or it will change something in his stats,sorry,but im a noob and i never played spore)

ill subscribe to see his new look ^^

[Sodaboy1223]

i blew up the planet this thing was on ^_^

[n1n1n1n2]

shit this race was in my spore space stage

[xWolfLord12x]

i spit at it a few times, and charged, slash, bite bite, slash, bite bite, slash. I lost one packmember, and then I died. i had the epic down in 800 life. I was too annoyed to try again XD

[xWolfLord12x]

Really good! I did get some of the stuff better (5 attack, 4-5 social(one 3:singing), and 4-5 others like jump and 5 life. Gotta have life if you wanna beat the epics). But the creature was so strange looking, because I didn't try to make it look cool, no extras, only function.

With this creature, I was ready to evolve, all other pack members were mini-epics. With them, I found and epic.

[5P0N63808]

why is everyone saying it is so bad. good creature, awesome looking. you guys are idiots. why dont u post ur creatures if they r so great.

[warcraft12123]

my is stronger O.o 50 health cen fly jump hight all attacks at 5 level all abilltis and i have his singig is 5 level dancing 5 level pose 5 level and charm 5 level it cen kick your creatures ass

[voyce34]

man I can do WAY better than that

[flyinalwaysforever]

it looks like a chicken on steroids-=epic fail

[sporesbestcreature]

wtf...your trying to say that's the strongest monster.....

ROFL!!!!

you fail

i have a agry donut monster that beats this...by miles!!!

[KhaledOnur]

sucks creature

[ligerdrag20]

the omnigov will keeeeeeelllll you!!!!!

[54spiritedwill54]

awesome

[MetaKnightForKing281]

My Spike-Tail could beat that...in creature stage

[mchl92]

archmonger and porcumorphite. i think i win. hehehe

~dante sai

[stringumsomg]

The Ghostite will never surrender! NEVER!!!

[Comando96]

It would be better if you had actually put him in the game... and if he was killing children XD

[codark12]

Don't kid about that you Fuck-wad...

P.S. GO TO HELL

[Comando96]

ooohh touchy bitch....

[codark12]

I'm not a fucken bitch I'm A FUCKIN' MAN...dumbass cocksucker...

[Comando96]

your a man fucking dumbass cock sucker? well OK then XD

[xXUnholyxTearsXx]

PWNED.

XD

[sanimalscoolzfriend]

this race sucks ballz

[silverwolfEthan]

its big but the viline race will never fear it.

(velines are a race i made up if you want details about them just ask me)

[Haz2beu]

I would like to know more about the Velines. Please, tell me your Spore Screen Name so I can see them =D

[descentofaeons]

did u name it kjeldoran from magic the gathering?

ie kjeldoran javelineer

[cheese89145]

how can he have lvl 5 jump you have to have the frog feet for that

[ZeroHex5412]

they look cool but they sound like constipated monkeys

[stickmanprince]

I beat the record!!!! my username is syoncel and his name is "Epic Souloushon"

[iamzemasta]

erm...spiky boobs much?

[mzscorch277]

how many mistakes did i make in tht coment :)

[jackattackingGAMEY]

onely to, u suk

[mzscorch277]

ok he may have maxed out abiliteies but i think he looks like a creature tht come sto earth screems FEAR ME then a two year old go's fuck off piss of crap :)

[1Jpeg2]

um... no.

[killfire3]

your really mean....and your creature does not look cool....You do not know how to make creatures...

[SamdeSquirell]

I made a creature like that...much less health but he had 5 in all social and all attacks, except for one 4 which I can't remember. he also had better speed and looked awesome

[pingoclown]

it looks really cool nice

[uberpoohead]

lolz look how skinny he is

[spielburgsgoindown]

I have one that had about 60-70 health in-game in creature stage, better socially, and almost as good in attack, so are you just saying his stats in creature creator?

[emodemon11]

share it on sporepedia

[Mikey6193]

thats scary apart from the dancing then it just makes it pathetic

[PivotEvan]

that cool thing happy holloween

[Mingle1000]

YOU SUCK!!!

[halo3u2]

it has spiky boobs

[zolo1243]

what does the female look like?

[darth3335]

where can i get spore if anyone knows post a comment on my page or message me

[Conswella1]

wal mart

[RyanTokoro]

awesome

[Dimunic]

wtf is that....

[chancescheatz]

i wonder what it would be like if it was an actual epic =O

[tetstwastdsa]

Omg. He did the chicken dance. That's epic.

[goldzylocks]

cool, but wings could be a bit bigger, sweet though i wont to make one like it.

[ezecoo]

i think its cute

[jaxumaa]

i think hitler is the bone bit on the top lip

[BrandonTerminator]

?????????????????????????

[shdu8cookies]

A cross between

t-rex, skeletor, hitler, superman, biablo, and some other mean guys...

IT'S MEAN!!!

[red100001234]

lol hitler?

[mcflurryfetty]

thats badass but i think you could of done a better job wit the wings

still sick though

[emodemon11]

put it on sporepedia

[Vicious713]

CAAAAPS LUUUUUUUAAAAAAK!

[Sporedude96]

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[IxIANDIxI]

It really removes all the fear when he dances of joy at 0:12 (but anyway nice1

[CodeMonkeyMasta]

how do u make epics???

[vitev009]

you dont malke epics. epics will be randomly put in the game, hes just saying it would look awsome as an epic and it would

[GreyMan200]

they can actually get pretty big 1 of mine was fighting epic and it was a little more than his belly or so .... he killed me in 1 shot though

[ParadoxJuice]

The Great Gregoroon. Search it.

20 combat and social.

Sight, graspers, 5 jump, 5 flight, mating call, 5 sprint.

5 speed and 110 health. BEWARE!

[emodemon11]

now to copy :[)

[zane99111]

Lol I'd hate to be the person who goes to war in tribal mode with that.

[i0luv0my0spore]

ive tried makin an epic but the problem is once you make some huge thing than they just make creatures bigger.

[damediakids]

bad paint. but otherwise a great creature.

[gutaga]

Looks like DK

[gutaga]

well not exactly... but still.

[Akira1296]

thats not a Kjeldoran lol

[Willerin1995]

"If he invades my home planet, I'd better kiss my Penis creatures goodbye"? Dude, if he "invaded" my homeworld, he would have to be in the spacestage, where stats, do not matter.

[radtruj]

Is there a monthly fee for spore for pc? Can you talk to real people? Whats the highest level you can go up to and is there quests?

[FinalRound]

There's no fee.

You can't meet other players in the game, but you can see other people's creations while playing.

The different 'levels' of abilities are dependant on what parts your creature has. They all go up to five.

There's something similar to quests in the Space Stage.

I hope I answered your questions. ^_-

[shadownife666]

stupid

[30oo03]

I liked vaginator better..

[Munders12]

Agree with the person below me.

Looks like you ate every wanna be 'kool' monster from spore and thats what got left in the toilet bowl.

Nice work on the stats though...

[ARandomCanadian]

looks like a five year olf did it. The creatures that m28power makes are alot cooler

[OmegaDeman]

It looks good and sure can dance.

[MaguireMart]

you made it look pretty good, considering that most creatures look awful when their stats are maxed. I normally get my creatures to 50 health and then max at least 3 of the combat skills. From there on it still has the ability to look cool. I might post a video of one of my faviroute races that Ive made-Ive already posted one with one of my crappier looking species on it.

[ContraEnzo]

Speaking of bands, he reminds me of a candidate for LORDI more than Iron Maiden lol. I like it

[egdeltur666]

"kiss your penis creatures goodbye"

that's the funniest thing i've heard all day, and I just watched that video of Robin Williams making a creature in spore!

there sure are alot of penisauri (plural of penisaurus) though, aren't there? You'd figure one guy makes, everyone gets a good laugh at how silly it is, 6th graders email to each other, and then we can move on, but oh no. You know they're making vagina monsters now?

[jonnyrockstar1970]

fuck u dicks i love it its awsome well done keep it up dont listen to these dicks thumbs up

[Biozeminade]

Pine cone tits and a superfluous nipple...

[Chibity]

Sorry buddy, my Phoenix tops every single stat available. xD Nice try, though!

[sundried13]

Too bad Kjeldorans sound more like a Scandanavian rock band than an intimidating monster.

It LOOKED pretty cool though...

[alexis515148]

man even its babys are big X.X

[hahacu]

infidel775 is gay

[Infidel775]

dude if I created a walking piece of shit with the same stats, would anyone care? no, because its a WALKING PIECE OF SHIT. you can brag about having max stats and all, but that still doesn't stop people from puking everytime they see this. noone will even download this onto their CC, because of how bad it looks. good stats or not, if I see this in the game, i'm breaking out the UFO and vaporizing it.

[akempis420]

I guess we just have different tastes. I really think he looks tight!

He could be in iron maiden.

[CCDDR]

wtf infidel??? making ur content look good isn't gunna help ya when your gettin attacked. sorry, but your comment made no sense. a balance between aesthetic and stats is the way to go.

[starguy22]

This is epic!

not...

[akempis420]

ur a fool.

[earthman202]

uhh he doesnt look friendly

[ShadowXGodXPR]

lawl

man

lol

i once saw a chair in spore O.o and a castle

and i laughed so much with MrEpicPants Comment

xD

[pjc34]

Umm, i dont know if my creatures are better but i think i may have topped this one. ive so far have mde 2 cretures with max stats and 1 thats only missing 2 in bite and one in singing. check em out on my page, post your comments and tell me what you think about them, especially visual critisisim. my goal is to make an awsome max stats creatue with the look to back it up.

[Zeleon22]

somebody's a little too obsessed with his creature

[nikola1389]

pawnage

[MrEpicPants]

did he just spawn babies asexually? that is bad ass

[TheOneWinget]

the problem with max stats is that it doesnt look really well

[BenjaminBattington]

I made one with max everything other than speed (1) but it looked like absolute ass.

[BenjaminBattington]

IN FACT, I MADE A RESPONSE.

[maddogg2077]

wow weak monster lol i will deafeat him with my carebears of dooooommmmmm muhahahahaha.or pacbears it has a carebear head only oooo never mind i will kiill him muhahahahaha

[CmdrZer0]

But now can you do the same thing and have it look like a care bear? There in lies the challenge of galactic conquest.

[drinkbudyXD]

too bad it cant sleep on one side and not kill itself

[beeyatch08]

cool

[boorens18]

There is already some creatures with max stats in everything.

[Icecreamkatana]

He doesn't look very cuddly though :c

[kendu10]

Woow,hes scary.:D

[akempis420]

still a low rating though... oh well

i guess that is what is so cool about spore I can make something I think is awesome and other people hate it, and they can all agree that one creature is awesome and I hate it.

Luckily we can all make what we like.

[Theobrothers]

I finally created a creature with MAXIMUM stats, check it out here watch?v=pbHpmyupziE&fmt=18

[Kimbo420]

Wicked Bad!

[jimbotron4]

that thing is badass i wish i could download the creature creator but my comp's graphics card isnt good enough i guess

[TarminSlamero]

To think that I thought "GameccaDemon" was cool. When it comes to offensive creatures, you know what it takes to be stylish.

[halopidgeot]

yes but mine was raised in the depths of glorbiss therefore he's much better =D

[nofanofspam]

thats really terifying

[marsh920]

whats epic form?

[akempis420]

yeah... lets see you rate him 3 stars when he smashes your homeworld to bits!!!

[Masoukishin]

psh you might have strength but my monster has speed as well as much armor as your monster

[utubesuckbad]

nice setup

[Xenospore]

yeah, to see that creature in an epic form would be aweseome!

[akempis420]

watch out mother f-*@#&ers!!