Patricia Heaton Fails at Math - Funny - Who Wants to be a Millionaire www.tynicomontgomery.com

[tdnich]

What a dumb slut.

[Sharoney]

She's a RW tool. And what the HELL happened to her face?

[johnc0008]

I literally cannot believe one can be this dumb

[geckohead135]

me when im older

[XSKATERX36]

DUMB-BITCH! .. just gave up. -_____-

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

Hey guys ..do you know David Hunt's brother , Mike?

[rickj13]

It doesn't have to be that hard. Six quarters in $1.50, so five euros would be 6 x 5 = 30. A, final answer.

[phoebesguitar]

first of all bad move trying to phone a friend for something you have to work out for more than 30 seconds

secondly regis and the audience were practically giving her the answer.

and thirdly what a dumb bitch

[shadowfalcon619]

i dont wanna live on this planet anymore. somebody get me off

[Berkie95]

omfg she was totally high or drunk, theres just no fucking way someone hesitates on "what is 90 pennies?"

[Sorgutentarer]

US Education..... The ony thing between usa and total world domination :)

[WillyGizzle]

What a dummy :p

[MikamiPro]

I was waiting for her to fail, then she got it right eventually.

[zlac]

I ought to jump through this goddamn TV and slap the motherfucking piss out her motherfucking stupid ass!

[iCombii]

She is not as stupid as miss teen America ROFL!

[YiNGyANG3121]

its pathetic she makes more than doctors make to be that fuckin stupid

[sHEbeLIEveSheLLbe]

3:44 he gave her the answer......basicly,

[GreenMarlin13]

she is so stupid

[FoxLostInLove]

Am i the only one shocked that this appeared out of nowhere??? 7:50

[bdfsyuew]

White women lack common sense.

[xxxdamasterxx]

im bored.......... snowflake mode ON!!!!

[Berkie95]

@xxxdamasterxx whats snowflake mode? i want in on the fun

[gayglue]

This is atrocious.

[PWNDinyoface]

XD Everyone goes berserk when she answers.

[SyvakK]

Not very smart, but I mean she at least tried, and seems like a good person (just not intelligent at math).

[CapslockEngaged]

this is fucking atrocious...

[anorman728]

That's really not that bad at all. I think it's weird that people think she's so stupid because of this. It was mostly for show and she wasn't really even trying; when she did start to try she got it right.

[exe2517]

it is said that good comedians are also very smart, no wonder why she lost

[XTRANORMAL4EVA]

good thing it wasnt the old format where there was a 30 second count down...

[Howler54]

Wow you guys are just mean

[antmlova1]

why are americans this stupid?

[nicholaswheeler]

@antmlova1 ya we're dumb just not as stupid as all the other countrys ;)

[bombassniggafuly]

Hahahaha

[i4sci]

This is painful to watch....

[xKnetic]

The thing is, you really didn't need to use math for this question. You could have used logic and come to the conclusion that all the answers except for A didn't even come close to $1.50, let alone $7.50.

[mattforrester1973]

I was besotted with this woman for years on "Everybody Loves Raymond" but since reading about some of her political stances recently and then seeing this video, I'm not the fan of her that I once was...are any 10 year olds even that bad at math'?!

[JKawasawa]

This lady doesn't know how to play the game. holy shit xDDD

[rodericf1]

ugh, shut up lady

[tehPianocian]

It's six pounds.

[BlueRubberDuck2]

Y do people assume that just because some americans are dull all americans are? Its only as true as all brits having nasty rotted yellow teeth

[drvenkman1981]

I've never been good at math. I'm way more right brained. I would have been able to answer the question as it was.... but then that game show made it so she had to answer the question with loose change (50 quarters or what have you.) I know a lot about films.... i.e. "Who had this role for the remake of blah blah in 1988?" etc. : )

[daichi2097]

The frustrating thing with this clip, is that like many "number-phobes" she doesn't actually fail at the maths. She just assumes she will, so doesn't even bother trying. Once Regis gets her to focus she gets the sums right.

I think most people are better at rudimentary arithmetic than they give themselves credit for. Instead they freak out and say "I suck at math", and it becomes self-fulfilling.

[sephizinho]

@daichi2097 I always felt like that, people just say, fuck it, it's 2 hard and then they stop trying. It's retarded in my opinion.

[MrBigEnchilada]

now you know why americans spend so much, they dont know what fifty dimes or quarters are, they just put it on the credit card, if i have extra change when i go buy stuff i give the extra change so i get whole dollars back.

[TokyoKid47]

women like her makes the United States look bad.

[strontschijt]

Here in Holland we don't work with nickels and dimes but i'm pretty sure 30 x 25 = 750 xD

[BlueRubberDuck2]

@strontschijt it is 750 but its simpler to multiply 30x25 and re add the decimal than it is to multiply 30x.25

[ulongkoror]

wtf is this piece of shit?having citizens like her is why america is going down the hills

[rietveen26]

jezus christ....

[jimixdnb]

this other american (sry, I'm from europe) wwtbam-bitch probably would not have helped like he did :D

[Fudgadelical]

i like how they went 'yeah!' and applauded after she got 7.50 -_-

[lilj135z]

Regis looks like he's getting pissed

[psybluesrck]

Is it me or does she look like she got her lips done?

[stratotio92]

Omg if 1 euro is 1.50 dollars then 5x1.50 = 7.50 dollars ,in quarters would be 7x4= 28 + the two quarters that make 50cents = 30 , answer is A, 30 quarters

[NHLfan96]

I knew the answer 10 seconds after i read it. FAIL

[JMLizardKing1971]

DUMBASSSSSSS

[Thanks4Nutin]

I made it through on American Idol. I Took AP history, science, and english classes. I'm going to college on a scholarship for art. However I'm not even going into basic freshmen math in college, I need to take a pre-course because I got a miserable score on the placement test. Not everyone is good at math... I sick at it. I don't consider myself retarded though. It would probably take me longer to solve that honestly. =/

[blainyrules]

Long overdue? Bitch, have you never heard of Malcolm in the Middle? That was fucking awesome.

[HRRyan2]

Now Patricia, how many quarters are in $50,000?

[HRRyan2]

she reminds me of bachmann

[Nightwolf915]

the guy actually helps her answer the question :O

[carpet691]

attempting to do the math never even occurred to her until the very last, and even then she had to be pushed in that durection. how mentally indolent

[kevinbs05]

Isn't that cheating, to help her like that?

[Kapser1]

At least she's entertaining. All those people explaining how to solve this simple math problem in youtube comments, now that's stupid.

[Aydee2020]

lol what a dumbass.

[Charsept]

dear other countries, we are not all like this. thank you, that is all.

[evrekoa]

Surprise surprise she's from the US.

[SpadeFresh]

@rockstarrist Shut the fuck up you stupid arrogant fool. By the way, learn how to spell before you comment about stupidity. Fucking retard.

[fizzyclown]

I mean if you were really freaked out, you could just eliminate the two answers that are obviously wrong (90 pennies=90c and 50 dimes=5.00) and then just do a double dip...

[vikramjain79]

God, she's amazing!

[TheLegitimateNinja]

this is exactly why this US is in debt... need mor asians lol

[runeguy277]

Crazy stupid bitch

[CERuizable]

Hilarious...she rocks..and all you disadapted people , why do you comment in such a bad manner?....i guess you´ve never made a mistake huh?

[Vook]

Holy fuck, that was worth 50k? Even if the timer were there and I only had 45 seconds to figure it out, that would STILL be too much money.

[WaRMaCHINE789]

A pure retard , couldn't even work that little sum in her head , this is just typical of Americans they just like to gossip and be heard , and everytin is about the hype . But Jesus Christ they are dumb

[mrfishyfishy]

0:25

Well no wonder she didn't get the question, she thought it was too hard just to get to the seat.

[bobbeta30]

oh god, that would be me.

[bugilt]

at 3:41 he gave her the answer.

[fosheimdet]

fucking dumbass omg

[greg6510]

Shes sexy, even when shes nervous.

[CarrotStix55]

why is she so breaking down like OMG I JUST ONE A MILLION DOLLARS when regis just basically gave her the answer lol...oh god i was laughing at the screen that she had to use a life line for such an easy question

[8nikolas8]

Eh. She tries to be funny and endearing when attempting to excuse her stupidity, but it's just awkward (as evidenced by the silence of the audience).

[dslayer5671]

Why is Sarah Palin on the show?

[MrNovagas6]

damm thats a shame i passed my math stae exam and i dont even go to math class and skip and still passed it !!!

[thomscon]

RETARDED WHORE! even my dog would know this. I hope you read this u stupid cunt!

[rockstarrist]

ANy sane woman would have committed suicide after this ! This is pathetic beyond comprehension... This bittch is an excuse for being a human being.

[rockstarrist]

How pathetic and FUKIN STUPID ARE AMERICANS !

[cplusplusgamer]

@rockstarrist

Assuming one American reflects all Americans.

[INTPTT]

I would've loved to get that question, especially without a time limit. I wouldn't have to know any trivia, I'd just have to work it out.

[cougargirl1124]

Patricia Heaton is smart guys! She was just really nervous stop calling her names!

[DuskfallBand]

OMG she is so retarded I want to punch her in the face

[peachrocker1]

@DuskfallBand how is she retarded? that question takes a lot of thinking, b/c you have to SOLVE it, it isn't based on memory. i highly doubt you'd be able to figure it out on national tv in a matter of seconds

[DuskfallBand]

@peachrocker1 dude it's basic math I could have solved it when I was 10 years old.

[TheEvilEmporerBunny]

It's a bit of a hostage situation if you think about it.

"If you want us to give money to these poor people, you have to do what we tell you. If you fail, we won't give them any money."

How about they give the money anyway and do the questions for fun?

[freezazoid]

"my husband is european" hahah... she's so dumb... it has nothing to do with euros. five euros at a $1.50 a piece is $7.50. She just had to figure out what $7.50 would be. It's obviously not the pennies or the dimes. That part is easy. So between the other two choices just fucking add it up.

[PeterKuriakose]

Isn't she religious? This kind of explains!

:^)

[zeightygeisty]

is she drunk at 6:04

[TheHerizon]

LOL!!! David hunt

[KayrallCJS]

she is jusst nervous okayy wow yes she couldve handled it better but stop calling her stupid etc because shes not.

[ChrisM187]

@KayrallCJS Seriously? The ability to think under pressure does actually reflect intelligence...in case you weren't aware...

She is clearly retarded.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

Somewhere in Sierra Leone, someone was watching this, and told their child, "Looks like we're going to be hungry for a looooong time."

[gracesbracesarefit]

GOD she made such a fuss out of nothing. JUST SHUT UP AND WORK THE QUESTION OUT RATHER THAN COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.

[kenkune55]

@gracesbracesarefit

Seriously, my question is why didnt she do 50/50 and then she'd only have to work out ONE answer choice

[Chrisruler1]

oh yeah...middle americans are so smart.

[Charbug9]

HE CAN'T HELP HER LIKE THAT

[Madman0nfire]

Pretty pathetic how much Regis had to help her figure out the answer.

[TheAllboutwin]

She still answered the question and got the right answer so that wasn't a fail..her methods at arriving to the answer were quite a fail.

[Bharathk]

So, so, so, so, so....stupid, for lack of a better word.

[BlizzGMX]

penny .01 nickel .05 dime.10 and of course a quarter is .25

[MegaGuitarfreak91]

it hurts to watch so much stupidity :(

[eternalcrumpet]

omg she is stupid, she didn't even attempt to work it out and even when she did it took her a fucking age, i'm from england so don't even now what a nickel or dime is but i still managed to figure it out in less than a minute

[360cbh]

@eternalcrumpet Your comment is so true and eternal crumpet is the best name I've ever seen.

[CristalCody]

@eternalcrumpet You can't figure it out unless you have atleast 1 single clue what nickle, dime or quarter is.

1.50 = 7.50 So if you know what quarter is you can easly do a 30*25 = which is exactly 750

For 20 seconds i was confused but the i got it figured out in few seconds.

[CristalCody]

@CristalCody Fucking it... never mind ... mistake there.

[ragerancher]

Wow I don't live in the USA and so don't know your terms for money and even I could work out it was 30 quarters from guessing that a quarter was $0.25...

[weedzfan1]

omg i git it in 10 secs!

[SpicyHam]

what is a penny??

[BlizzGMX]

@SpicyHam a penny is a worthless copper currency that is only good for wishing wells. .01 is what a penny is.

[iggytoole]

but she said she was smarter because she was from the midwest... pompous airhead who talks way too much. even regis at the end looked like he needed a scotch on the rocks asap.

[melagads]

how could this be a 50k$ question?

[snappleapplesnapple]

@melagads it was for charity...

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

i wanna be in her middle

[TraXXXtar]

answered the question in a couple of seconds so the rest of the time i could imagine her naked ;)

[cygil1]

Patricia Heaton is a republican. The reason she can't answer the question is the same reason republicans think they can extend the Bush era tax cuts indefinitely /and/ balance the budget.

[TraXXXtar]

@cygil1 SHUT THE FUK UP

[cheeriosinabowl]

I found Patricia to be a beautiful woman here on Millionaire and also on the "Raymond" show.

But here .... she comes across as so fricking stupid. It turns me off. Is this an act or is she really dumber than sailor-shit ?

[borhap399]

5:55 OH NOOOO!

haha

[mrcrazedvids]

only in america are the people so stupid they get help on who wants to be a millionaire.

Stupid country indeed...

[beatnickblanket]

@mrcrazedvids Only in the UK are people so pompous and insecure that they feel the need to insult an entire nation to aggrandize their own status. Go brush your teeth. #seeIcanstereotypetoo

[gvsfgdf]

fucking idiot

[Bosanac199pete]

Sad thing is, she will never understand how dumb she really is.

[CapitalBhoy78]

"Oh my god ray the squash,I forgot the squash"

[sandpinklove]

and she was a college student? dumb bitch shouldn't have gotten shit and should've paid the whole 50k herself for being to fkn stupid!

[acdcgnr100]

you dont even need to do the math -.- its completely obvious from the beginning

[pburto]

My fiance is like that with math. She's AFRAID of the numbers so she won't even try.

[0kev1n0]

50,000!!! fuck that they should have given her 7.50 for being so fucking dumb

[TheCornerOfMusic]

@0kev1n0 Its all going to charity, dumbass...

[0kev1n0]

@TheCornerOfMusic i was just talking about how she couldn't figure out that it was 7.50, dumbass...

[ursusem]

She has dyscalculia?

[300isamovie]

These are the people making millions a year... -.-

[LukeGeoDude]

WTF 50k for that question? are you fucking kidding me?

[theFonzSaysSitOnit]

She's a pro life republican.. of course she's a moron. She's just a another dumbass Sara Palin type broad.

[B1k0u]

What the hell are they teaching at Ohio State?

[quadbravo]

And you wonder why men and women have a tough time communicating? Holy crap is she stupid. Someone married that.

[leleollygabbo]

need a calculetor!! XD

[originalfizixx]

Ok.....I will give you that, but come on. Just how big a box-o-rocks do you have to be to not 'get' this math question?

[MeteorMan05]

Wow, I did this in a grand total of 15 seconds. I timed myself. The pressure was getting to her.

[MrgCkiD]

what would your husband from Europe know so much about the question. its MATH the only way he could help is if he was good at MATH

[Totaltwist]

... um... look at the question.... 1.50. A dollar is 4 quaters. 50 is 2 quaters.... thats 6 quaters.... time 5..... 30 quaters...

[softwolf42]

It took less than ten seconds to figure out it was $7.50. Fifty dimes is equal to $5, and seventy nickles less than $5 since you would need 100 to equal the same amount as dimes. Seven seconds gone. Ninety pennies is a DUH moment of only being $0.90. So that leaves A as my final answer. That took all of ten seconds to figure out. I used a trick to calculate too. Since it's 150% I took half of five and added it to five. Instead of wasting time multiplying .25 by 30 I eliminated the last 3.

[cowproductions900]

wow im 10 and i thought that through in about 5 min lol dumbass

[cacal33t]

no BJs for David tonite

[IAmOnLand]

I don't get the negative comments at all. Come on internet tough guys, some people are just can't start solving in their heads, they really need to concentrate hard to start doing the math.

[SquirrelOfTime]

@IAmOnLand And some people "are just can't" form a coherent sentence. But we're all trying.

[IAmOnLand]

@SquirrelOfTime

OMG! How did that "are" get in there? Thumbs up to you sir.

[SquirrelOfTime]

@IAmOnLand Mistakes happen. Your brain was thinking one thing but your hands were doing something else. I was just being a dick, or as you call it, "internet tough guy." Didn't mean to offend or insult, as I am not the best at spelling, grammar, and punctuation myself. But I am good at math.

[IAmOnLand]

@SquirrelOfTime Call it a dick move or not but I actually liked the clever comment. I sometimes have a go at other people myself so why should I not expect people to rip at my mistakes? Don't worry about offending or butthurting me, I found it quite amusing and made me smile. But please have another thumbs up for up for manning up, good sir.

[lapper19]

so you're telling me it's not 90 pennies???

[unknownunknowns]

I guess this is what happens when you've been in Hollyweird, which is full of MAKE UP figuratively and literally, and been making 50 times as much as the Average Joe thinking the money would never run out.

[Pintoleite3]

I'm not even American and I knew the answer!! What a dumb chick... I MEAN C'MON!! Is she some sort of fucktard or somethin'?

[1414mwh]

@Pintoleite3 I don't know if you noticed but Regis never shuts up. There's not 5 seconds where she has time to even think about it. She just caved under the pressure. She's not stupid.

[Cyclotrimethelene]

Good god...such simple questions. I looked, 7.50 popped into my head pretty much right away. Then I realized what the actual choices were. Then I remembered my FIRST GRADE multiplication tables and knew the answer. I must say, they chose a very poor candidate for this charity event.

[trandify]

Wtf?dumb shits

[TVCriticAmy]

Love this woman! Thanks for uploading this. OOH it took me until six minutes in to work out the actual answer! Okay so I'm actually British, but it should have twigged earlier on! Gosh I feel stupid! <3 x

[TarenTV]

She's stupider than the californians who couldn't locate Egypt?