Let's Play Merry Gear Solid 2 - 8 - Guns

[theuncalledfor]

Now I'm not an expert on polar bears, but I don't think they hibernate. Near the north pole... it's ALWAYS winter.

Or rather, winter is night and summer is day.

[masic88]

I like the screen effect that occurs when a kid is shot by a tranq•dart — I guess, because it's really unnecessary!

Also, I would presume that Santa may have been more than happy to coöperate with the government, in helping it find "the baddies," by giving it a copy of his Naughty List: no need for "infiltration," or any such.

Am•I•Right?

[ghostly58]

First a lunchbox, now a gingerbread man! What are you?!? Balrog or DC?!?

[SuperZergMan]

@DeceasedCrab SBaHJ reference?

Dear Gog, you're even more awesome than I thought.

[BronzeAnkh]

SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF?

I HAVE NEW FAITH IN YOU, DC

Caps Lock Abuse!

[werewolfsrule1000]

is this a real game or just a hack?

[somesortofthing1]

@werewolfsrule1000 Real game Try it, I've played it.

[Nerdykid95]

Huzzah!

[Shadowtroid]

The wall knocking..........was a DISTACTION

i HAVE the car

[Sonic2rules]

@Shadowtroid That's sweet, bro.

[ichgo333]

@Shadowtroid It's time for a bro hug bunp,

[solidsnakefovever]

@DeceasedCrab are you really the geenger bread man?

[DeceasedCrab]

@solidsnakefovever Your English teachers and parents should be deeply ashamed of you and your repeated failures.

[Skullbuggy]

Oh, wow, he got the George Michael Christmas song in there. I feel like I should respect the author, but all the puns make it too hard.

[Whoops8]

Should of been called the "Mistle-TOW"

[killerjohnny2]

Knocking out kids and now shooting at kids.

This is every pissed off neighbor's dream! Except for the missletoe launcher, that will get him arrested.

[JPman299]

that was some slick manuvering at the end.

[bellybuttonlint6225]

I think I should tell you, DeceasedCrab, that you are undoubtedly and absolutely the most hilarious person on the planet. Every moment spent watching your videos is a moment spent laughing, tears running down my face, gasping for air, with my friends staring at me as if I have twelve heads.

[DeceasedCrab]

@bellybuttonlint6225 Well, I must be doing Something right then.

[TeamTwoEditing]

IS THIS A REALLY GAME!

[DeceasedCrab]

@TeamTwoEditing Define "game".

[PoisnousHamsters]

@DeceasedCrab Definition: Smacking children with candy canes, shooting them with "tranquilizer" guns, and shooting them with missles that kiss children rather than explode them to make them overwelm with love, horrible puns, and last of all the back tracking!

[raCteJ]

...Polar Gun.

...Solar Gun.

...SUNLIIIIIGHT!

[MrWeedplant]

DC, now many times are you going to knock out those poor kids? I mean come on there going to get brain damage from all the knots and the tranquilizer dosages in there bodies....no one likes a kid with that it just makes them more anoying and funner to make fun of so its a win lose thign you know?

[BygPhattyPlus]

The children are always to blame... And thanks a lot Otacon, for ruining a perfectly good and pun-free weapon!

[GreeboSanders]

haha, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff! Classy!

[PAMaster1000]

THE WALL KNOCKING WAS A DISTACTION

[topazshot88]

You'd think the sound of shooting the missile launcher would alert guards.

[Voltgloss]

You'd also think stumbling across a pile of anesthetized bodies would alert guards.

But of course, your logic and reason have no place in this establishment.

[GizmoBeam]

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!

I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!

Oh DC, the world would be so boring without you. :>

[mangabuddy]

Polar Berets... Oh god...

[Shintaka9009]

Why do you reference awesome things from across the interwebs?

All the time?

It's sorta out of control at this point.

[soldierofkazus]

3:00

You BETTER watch out!

...ow.  I think I actually hurt myself with my own joke just now.

[TheEranster]

Have a cookie for Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff reference.

[jongyon7192p]

4:55

"The wall-knocking was a ruse. No I have the car."

That's an MSPA reference!!! Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff!!!!!

[Silverws69]

this is a terrible game.

[Zebeast123]

DC shooting kids is one of the only redeaming factors in this lets play there should just be a game where you shoot kids and DC should play it and be merry

[merick888]

I'm a bit disappointed that the game seems to be more of an action game than a puzzle game. The interplay between different types of units, items, and environments could be interesting.

[ThePodunkian]

@merick888 actually the game is very much more a puzzle game if you play it properly, but i allowed the nova cane to be used to cheese your way through the missions if you don't have the patience. one of the most interesting ways to play the game is to go through the game collecting only one item (the h. sock). it makes the game much more tense and logical than just running through it throwing everyone around.

[DeceasedCrab]

@ThePodunkian And by interesting you mean boring. BORING!

All children must be rendered unconscious. It's my job! Box!

[Voltgloss]

Is it even possible to get past that one long line of guards (where Otacon tells you to use the Cardboard Box NA) if you, um, don't have the Cardboard Box NA? I thought they turn around too quickly to get past just by sprinting.

[BanjoFuzz]

@ThePodunkian And at about 5:10 in this video, you'd be able to completely skip the entire Missile Launcher segment, and head directly to the first floor.

[fireyblaze42]

Old Snake: I'll get you you darned kids!

[djKanda]

If you throw caution into the wind, will it blow away?

[TNewGuy001]

"Your misle toe is no match for my TOW Missle!" X3

[bucketofnothing]

Way to ruin the coolest weapon in the game, thus far, Otacon. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[KotoneJulford]

The ending was amazing. SO MANY BODIES.

[Triggerhappy938]

The grand plan to wear on DC's sanity is going on schedule...

[SolidSnakeAC]

Where doing this. Where making this happen

[Squidward820]

DC, you have a problem with kids in this game

[grungejuice]

Polar....Star? No no it can't be.

[Introbulus]

I wish it was.

[Jadriam]

Otacon is running out of excuses. Now he's just throwing out pure uncovered plot holes. Falling in is inevitable. You'll create a logic paradox and get sent through time.Then the puns will drown us all.

[anythingmasterz]

Caution: All children run for your lives. DC is coming for you with his missletoe launcher!

[Introbulus]

@anythingmasterz

Missletoe? Nonsense.  DC uses REAL missles!

[Jigglysaint]

So let me get this straight: You now have a missile launcher that is used to launch kisses in the air and remotely control them to fire at children so they become incompacitated by love?

I mean come on, I've head of love bombing before, but that's just rediculous.

[DeceasedCrab]

@Jigglysaint Ridiculous! Get it right! Ridiculous!

And yes it is!

[kirby19802]

He can make rocket launchers into a new weapon. This just proves how awesome Otacon is.

[InfraredCentipede]

Let's play Talking on the Codec - The Game 2: Backtracking.

[dismalelysium88]

This is pretty much both the worst and best babysitting I've ever seen. The Missile Launcher should be used more though. No, that wasn't a typo.

[GoldenRice]

i HAVE the car.

[DeceasedCrab]

@GoldenRice The sock ruse was a distraction.

[JokingJames2]

Was 4:57 a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff reference? If it is, you just won 50 internets from me.

[hyphz]

Aarrrgh, 4:48 - Kylie Minogue embedded in the soundtrack! The horror :)

[AlexandervonKoopa]

There's a part where someone forgot to change the codec "who's speaking" thing from Cold Snake to Otacon. That would have entertained me, but DC is so amazing that even a video of just backtracking with his commentary entertains me more than enough.

[jumpmansbro]

Oh. Operation Intrude N90, as in 90 degrees North latitude. Clever.

[KatarisFizz]

I giggled at the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff reference.

[SchlossRitter]

I see what you did there in the video description.

Again with the nanomachines.

Also, I've become numb to the bad puns.

[pura769377]

...Was that seriously a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff reference?

DC you win the internet. *drives into lake*

[DeceasedCrab]

@pura769377 I can't believe what he made take place.

[Sharpsheathe]

@DeceasedCrab DC reads Homestuck?! +10 respect.

[SirScrewloose]

4:57 Wait, was that a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff reference?

[Gouhllit]

sweet, more backtracking, its like a dream came true.

[dargent]

Man, I love that MSPaint Adventures reference.

[darktetsuya]

I *headdesk*ed after the nikita missile....toe launcher

Surprising you lasted this long, though. :P

[Icerama108]

Ooooh! I LOVE the Nikita!

[GoondocksCastle]

huzzah!

[j2n]

If you take the Polar Gun back to the rooftop, it becomes the Spur.

[Miklosher]

I TOLD YOU MAN!

I TOLD YOU ABOUT ELEVATORS

Also you can hear "last christmas"in the background

[mrinkel1]

Your videos make my afternoon DC.

[kawaiininjakat]

I swear, I wonder what these people think when you say "pissy boss mode" That's like THE END OF THE WORLD. Or maybe these people don't remember old school DC videos.

That polar gun is the stuff of dreams. I have to invest in one of those so I can shoot loud, annoying, screaming kids out my window.

[DragonKnSage]

Polar Star Get! Oh wait...

[Kryppuk]

Polar Gun? I bet the Hermit Gunsmith created that. US government? I don't think so. Also, he must have a Fireball, otherwise he wouldn't be Snake, right?

[EricDaNerd]

Its a WHAM remake! I can't believe I never noticed before. HAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant!!!

[raekuul]

Polar Gun. Seriously?

If there's a Night upgrade to the Polar Gun, I'm going to scream.

[Bomberthegreat]

Oh how ironic...To have such a great weapon, only for it to be a complete flop!

That's what happens when you don't do enough research!

[Raditz86]

No polar bears do NOT hibernate in the winter. Winter is when they're the most active because it's when everything else is active in the north pole. So that they can...ya' know...eat. Yeah, yeah, it's juuust a game I know, but it knows nothing of biology!

[RSCNyx]

You know, I actually liked the jokes in this part. They weren't so full of HORRIBLE PUNS that it was overwhelming.

[MichaelSaniyan]

I love this game. Correction: I love not playing this game and watching someone else do it. Like Deceased Crab. Huzzah!

[Samurai0316]

"The wall knocking was a ruse.... now I have the car." This could be a reference to something completely different... but for some reason, it reminded me of an intentionally horrible-looking "webcomic" from the creator of "MSPaint Adventures", call "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff." Then again, the line in that was "THE SOCK RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION i HAVE the car" I wrote it just how it was in the 'comic', bad spelling and all.

[DeceasedCrab]

@Samurai0316 and now. the police are invovled. jesus chris

[Samurai0316]

@DeceasedCrab

HE HE

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[Samurai0316]

@DeceasedCrab "maybe there right..... that some times video games, DOES CAUSE violenc"

[MalusCalibur]

The Missile Launcher skit cracked me up something fierce. I'm enjoying this LP more every episode!

Especially your very apparent glee at knocking kids unconscious, DC.

[MGNSMG]

Spfffffhaha, the kissile... nice sound effects on that gun.. XD

[Artix3000]

Codec call glitched out at 1:05

Cold Snake starts saying Otacon's lines.

[F1nnM4s0n86]

North Pole=Arctic[bear]

South pole=Antarctic[no-bear]

[Crowley9]

But... polar bears do not hibernate in the winter like bears living in temperate zones where there is a distinct seasonal variation.

[Torqegood]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Polar gun, the most sleep inducing gun in the world, and would blow your consciousness clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Eduplicate]

Deceased Crab HATES CHILDREN

[GhostVenom23]

What has made you hate children so much DC?

[Terrorshave]

Do you still think the puns are terrible?

[TheHelldragon]

Damn it, Otacon, stop making weapons FAIL. How does that work? Why do the weapons magically change to fit Otacon's new description? Why is it so AMAZINGLY STUPID? The world may never know!

[Illogicality]

Seriously, consider lending me that Prius, DC. Otacon is warping the nature of reality itself with his puns! We must stop him before humanity is doomed! (Also my head is starting to hurt from slamming it into this desk so much. If the puns would stop, I could stop doing that.)

[phadedvision]

Hey DC, thanks for playing this so we don't have to! I don't think I could handle it if I had to do it on my own.

[LaZodiac]

Oh man, I wonder if we'll encounter the person that made the Polar Gun, and he'll see how much we've used his incomplete weapon and reward us for never giving up.

[ConcealRise]

Ah, ranged weaponry! They are icing on the cake! Put all kids to bed! Look, the Polar Gun Such craftsmanship, custom grip Bear with me here, man. Missiletoe launcher Fires remote-controlled love Slumber with a kiss! Up and down and out Crisscross Outer Savin' Mall You're all out of love!

[HunterMartel]

yay for gingerbread man

[vorpalseraph]

That's not what polarizing means...

[AndrewRedroad]

Man, I bet you'd give ANYTHING for The Spur right about now. Or how about the Chalice, so you could warp to a grail point?

[DieKolkrabe]

Did that kid say Belgian??

[Redfordcrate]

Ok, I'll admit I giggled a little at the Polar Gun codec.  This game is getting to me.

[ChibiPandaHuynh]

Maybe Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters was with the Polar Berets

[DairunCates]

That last battle at the end after you messed up the polar shot was nothing short of epic.

[LJdaOG]

Guns guns guns! Yar ho he har har!

[Rattricks]

Your videos make my night DC.

[Ariamaki]

The Polar Berets were also set to be equipped with a specialized Morning Star, or simply Star...

But no one could come up with a good name.

[PixelHead777]

Star of Bethlehem?

[NeptuneNetwork]

YAY! MORE BACKTRACKING!

[CPCGamer]

I can appreciate I may be jumping the gun on this one, but does the game feature a section where Snake plays about in the womens restroom? It's just not a MGS game without wacky ladies room shenanigans.

[DeceasedCrab]

@CPCGamer It happened in the second video or so?

[NeptuneNetwork]

YES! New video! Already!

[MettanAtem]

I believe I've never heard you say "damn" before in one of your LPs. Or maybe you have in one I haven't watched.

[DeceasedCrab]

@MettanAtem I have. I don't consider "damn" a curse or swear. It's not the 1920s anymore.

[theonetrueGiraffe]

Fuckin shit yeah!

[SyxxPunk]

Admittedly, your cry of "BAKE SALE" is infinitely more hilarious than a swear word can ever be.

[Huntershows]

You rascal!

[FMagl]

You got it, jasper.

Also, I take delight in the delight you take in tranquilizing children. Something is wrong with me.

[103Dexter]

Yay :D Another video

[doomhedgehog]

I wonder whats left.......

[Naserve]

Your videos make my day DC.