The Headcrab Zombie Addresses The Davos Question

[zombie1411]

Cool

[14demonhunter]

if ur gonna put a still animation on the screen, do not move your body.....

[ZionandDomNation]

why is the headcrab in this 1 crappy?

[idonthatethissite]

Aperture Science poster on the wall.

[AgentStoobing]

Loved all of it except the last bit.

[maullom1]

@cousinstenn yeah headcrabs would move with him.

IF THEY WERE REAL STUPID!!!

[amir5198]

i agree with my headcrab brother and of u who say this is fake GO SHOOT YOUR SELF!!!!

[Shahbaaz90]

u guys are weird.. y are u searching it in the first place it u have to say its fake???

do u actually think there are real headcrabs??

[killbox101]

you can see its fake headcrab

[AD157RAC710N]

@killbox101 Thats what makes it fun.

[freddyt99]

adobe photoo shop or something like that.....

[paranematon]

sooooooo fake

[kaakao70]

lol eepikk phaill

[jajack33]

Wow You Fail At Making That Sorta Shit.

[BenMcCormack91]

@cousinstenn No, it's a real head crab. I've got an infestation in my house right now; it's bloody infuriating.

[macnchezze123]

wow thAT gIANT ASS HEADCRAB IS SHINY

[GmanZombie]

naaaaah I thought it was real

[roboawsome]

WOW really? i thought it was real! i started to panic for a second! thank you for your useful insight!

[roman11777]

@Demither10 OR IS IT?!? :O

[Demither10]

wtf?

[motherphocker]

NO WAY. The giant parasitic crab is only a computer animation?! I'm so glad there's smart people like you in the world to point out these things to idiots like us.

[Computergeew]

Demither10 probalby you are 9 years old.

[P0rKK4na]

Big fucking fat ass crab...OMFG xD. Good job.

[roman11777]

thats one BIG headcrab O_e

[ewamocro]

wats your problem you're fucking about wasting your time tryin to make a head crab and your embarassing yourself on youtube!!!

[masterpiraka]

You're embarrasing yourself bitching about something you got YOURSELF in. It's your own damn fault you wasted your time. Now fuck off.

[Raslon129]

i got a headcrab hat, one of my friends put it on and he ran into a tree becuase he couldnt see.

[benjamin2838]

He tried his best to make this. I think it's quite good. Keep trying!

[edvinas108]

theres a shit on his head

[vezok123456789]

is godzilla

[cockflavalolipop]

that is fake. you can tell beacause the photoshopping is poor(you can see the head crab moving up and down)

[karosan44]

Nooooooooooooooooo, Really?

still funny as hell

[BRBTOPWNU]

Computerised... you can tell because it goes up and down,Unless your head goes up and down?!

[Jacobzoil]

bad made and btw noone are real iditos..

[PimpedRogue]

hes trying kinda hard to make a headcrab it's not easy (i haven't maked one)

[tanker653]

great job puting a pic of a head crap over your head fag

[masterpiraka]

Not when he spent hours rendering the pic himself you fucking asshole.

[Tikondrys]

it not real it suck

[PimpedRogue]

faake headcrab

[beastboy25cool]

this is on PC

[Zapper1993]

apperture labratories: a trusted friend in science

[RaccoonFanBoy]

Cool headcrab

[DestWa]

it looks wet and Fing weird

[anawat97]

improving and not good.some vids are messed up.

[wolfie963]

it sucks so much and are you a german

[backo8]

HAHAHA, that animation SUX!!

[ryusassori15]

don know why ppl blocked you backo8.. your completely right...

[Fortress0Forever]

CRABTACULAR =P

[EyesTheDevil]

He cleaned his headcrab o.O

[alixmcq]

Well most good my sir and im glad you have addressed the Davos question so directly, however i suggest before you go messing around with a zombie make sure its clean cause you can get head crabs.

[Tugalazix]

ah dude you have a headcrab in youre head ...

[djice4life]

lol wtf :P thats 1 huge head man lol

[GmodKillaMan]

Jesus you must have a huge fucking head to have a crab that huge.

[EyesTheDevil]

He fed it bacon...

[undeadwarriors]

lololololol your funny :P

[GamerFan88]

its craptacular

[Lazymob]

WHAHA the most short thing i laughed about!!!

[GamerFan88]

craptacular made u laugh wow it never works on my frends

[Murtage33e]

Its crabtacular!

[Spriigs]

THE FLOOD

[ippymcbippy]

no, halo sucks, its a headcrab

[silas546]

Caps lock is cruise control for cool

[jmorr24]

lol

[dragoncraz]

this is crap but the apture poster is cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooool

[DunfoVisos]

I am sorry you are dieing lol

[kurniawandennis]

contradiction:

"EVIL WHITE RACE HAS NO USE FOR"TRUTH"..."

your comment on another video:

"TEACH KIDS THE "TRUTH",THAT EVIL WHITE.."

my comment on other video to you:

" you dont have to reply to this, you would have nothing to say. just go back to your american school and tell your american friends about love and peace. later man. "

[kurniawandennis]

That did not answer any of my questions. and you just contradicted yourself when you said that they have no use for truth in your other comment on another video.

[kurniawandennis]

what is with you and spreading racial prejudice? i seen your comments on other videos too. are the quotation marks you are using just because you have used capital letters already, an attention grabber? or is it actually a reference to something else. because if it is a reference it would be rediculous and you should create a citation i would like to see where your sources are. 90% of statistics are made up and not properly calculated.

[michaelgrube]

Good points.

[Nes0freak]

instant 5 stars for the portal poster on the wall.

[anitane]

this is shit

[Chewxy]

ah.. from a strictly nihilistic philosophical point of view, isn't EVERYTHING shit?

[duke0727]

it sucks!

[Chewxy]

yep. Just like a vacumm cleaner. Or a blackhole

[womaninattic]

Bravo

[masternerdguy]

wow, thats a lame headcrab

[Ogroovey]

nice

[Sail17]

I hear Siinnggaaporeee!!!

Woo hoo! Anti-me-culture social awareness campaigns! Chew I think you presume too many people care about their neighbours to actually take it one step further and care about their countries let alone the environment.

Its sad that people need to feel the suffering with hurricanes and tidal waves before people start taking action. Lose the weird hippy music though.

[cavman178]

Wow. You must be the pride of -subject home town here-

Lose the headcrab...

[ultradodger]

The comments were made to put a comment... not put spam and advertising.

[agmsy209]

Hey I tried to Download your transcript and it did not work..

[Chewxy]

Try later. Someone is clogging my server. I can't access it myself. WTF

[deadlyglitch]

o my god a kill the headcrab!!!

[xAngelOfPlague]

Valve Fanboy makes me laugh.

Nice Aperture poster. :)

[Chewxy]

GLaDOS made me put that poster up

[xAngelOfPlague]

Right after you dropped her personality cores in an incinerator? LIKE YOU DID YOUR COMPANION CUBE?! You're a murderer, admit it.

At least I knew the cake was a lie from the get-go. You just follow her will!

[nxzo2]

LMAO.

[linkinparkroks7194]

whre you het the head crab mask?

[Chewxy]

3D rendering

[Bobbydog69]

If there was a new super virus annouced today, are you saying that the smartest/richest/strongest people wouldnt find a way to defend themselves? You dont think that Gates/Trump/Bush would find a way to seclude themselves? Thats my point.

Bob

[Chewxy]

Dr. Robert Neville is a fictional character. Chances are everyone dies. Money cannot protect you from virii. It may buy the best research, but it cannot protect you from, say a supervirus that was programmed to destroy 3/4 of the population.

[chickendance333]

have you been watching Heroes?

[ibbu4eva]

id shoot ur face if i had a shotgun like half life 2

[Slayer000004]

lol.

[Andymac175]

There is no such thing as an action that benefits everyone. If an action benefits somebody, it will do the opposite for others.

Every action has both positive and negative consequence and they always balance out.

[Chewxy]

I believe there are. I don't believe that we are at a PPF-type of line yet. I believe we are still so inefficient in doing things, that there are ways to make everyone better off without making anyone worse off.

This is, however, my inner optimistic economist speaking LOL.

[Andymac175]

Perhaps, although I can't think of any, but who's to know what the future will bring. I cant say I believe its possible. But other than that small moot point, I agree with the rest that you had to say. :) Who would have thunk it, having intelligent conversation witha headcrab zombie. If only half life episode 2 didn't crash my comp id be blasting u away with a shotgun instead. C'est la vie..

[Chewxy]

'tis discrimination, I tell you! You're a speciesist. Unlike humans, we attack all species so we're not speciesist XD

LOL.

[cmainer]

This is genius. I read through your blog or your description of your vodcast. This is the best video and suggestion to the Davos Question I have seen yet, and the HeadCrab gives it a flare of entertainment, which seems to make it to where you aren't totally getting taken seriously.

I hope your words are heard in some way in Davos. But someone made the suggestion that you could just copy and paste the script of this video in the description. It would be easier for people to understand you.

[Chewxy]

Gee, thanks dude.

One thing I regret is my comp lagging when rendering this, causing my video to go out of sync with the audio (and messing up the audio too).

[cmainer]

Yeah, and Youtube has its problems too.. it screws up while uploading videos from time to time when they're longer than a minute it seems. But yeah, it does sound kinda bad..

[cmainer]

As for things that benefit everyone, some examples are Giving Blood. If every capable American, Canadian, Brittan, et cetera gave blood as the time came on to where it would be safe.

I try every chance that comes around, and seeing I am O+ Blood, I feel good giving. It's an action that benefits me and someone else who in some way needs that. More examples consist of giving to charities and so such. Just because your losing money doesn't mean that you're not benefiting from it.

[Andymac175]

It benefits the receiver, and provides mental benefits to the doner. But no real long-term studies have been done on the health effects of donating blood. It could shorten the doners lifespan from having to replace the blood cells for all we know. Also though it's not much, it's a disadvantage that every human/animal/plant in the world shares every time somebody in an overpopulated world lives instead of dies

[cmainer]

Even if it shortens the donors life by some time, wouldn't that shortening of life be in a sense traded for the happiness that the donor receives for giving and possibly helping in another persons life?

[cmainer]

I once saw a movie where life was based on time, and you had so much time before you died... but we don't actually have a timer, so as long as you're living the life that you have in joy, assisting in the joy and positivity of Everyone around you.. then yeah. That statement goes beyond just giving blood.

[Chewxy]

ah well :D.. I used the desktop uploader, so not much of that problem.

On other thoughts, it'd be interesting if the Davos Question guy actually featured my videos XD (*hint hint*) LOL

[Hedgehogs4Me]

Could you write this down and put it on the description? There's some pretty priceless stuff in here, but like you said, it's fuzzy.

[Chewxy]

The actual transcript is in the link in the description. I wrote an even longer essay on this (with proper referencing)

[ItachiAkatsukiStrife]

with all the half life nerds in the world, why didn't this guy get killed I mean everyone from black mesa should die.

[powermonkey500]

lol, half life.

[Vash3OO1]

Rahhhh shoq rooor row row!!

[1337dan]

fag stop advertising your gay site

[SNNvsChannel7]

AHHHHHHHHHH! SHOOT FOR THE HEAD! SHOOT FOR THE HEAD! NO! You NOOB! Don't shoot for the legs! HEADSHOT FTW, YOU NOOB!!!

[Ozarkmadness56]

I don't think Schwarzenegger appreciates being called a NOOB.

[jimsterx3]

I agree, but I dont know what the car has to do.

[Bobbydog69]

Unfortunetly humans only respond to crisis that threaten to change the status quo. Personally, I think the best thing that could happen would be for a super virus to wipe out 3/4 of the worlds population. You know that only the strongest and smartest would survive, so that would give the human race a much needed intelligence/fitness boost. We could then rebuild knowing what we know now and try and get it right this time. Peace.

Bob

[Chewxy]

Assuming this virus was programed to kill off 3/4 of the world (with no known singular trait to attach to), and after killing off 3/4 of the world, it stops (because its a super virus).

Also, assume that the world's smartness is split into 4 quartiles - retard, below avg, above avg, smart. Chances are, you'll leave the average people behind, and the smartest people all die (smart people have 1/4 chance of living).

Probabilites FTW!

[wumbovii]

Strongest immune system would survive.

This has nothing to do with physical strength, intellectual prowess, etc.

Furthermore, we couldn't just "rebuild" because we would lose a lot of professional specialist in many fields of knowledge

In conclusion SUPER VIRUS = BAD.

[audiosmile1992]

THE STAND

[Chewxy]

Precisely

[fajap]

You need to rethink that

[fuzzybyte]

you should be crowbar'd

[thelittlestgiant]

You should have just gotten the headcrab hat from the valve store. This looks a bit.. cheese.

[Chewxy]

I would have to agree. But do have a look at my other headcrab zombie vodcasts. They look better, and far more realistic too

[sowat99]

i love your answer for the davos question.! goodluck! may your video be shown in the davos conference..

[Chewxy]

thank you!

[skipgoat]

most valid devo's answer yet...unfortunately you've got the head crab thing going....not to aesthetically appealing...

[Chewxy]

lol. I love my headcrab... :D It's like a giant louse, but thanks for saying mine's the most valid Davos answer yet.

[SavageMk2]

Nice lol.

[joeylawn36111]

you should of had some guy with a beard + glasses come behind you with a crowbar....

[Chewxy]

I sorta 'killed' Gordon a few videos back XD

[AlkiFighter]

damn... its... BIG!!!

[Chewxy]

It has to be... in order to suck your head up :D

[itwasaaron]

very nice. voted thumbs up!

[Chewxy]

Thank you.

[gufu1992]

Headcrabs ARE NOT that large... it looks more like bullsquid.

[Chewxy]

headcrabs are about 2 feet in length. I've did some measurements before, and 2feet is logical XD

[gufu1992]

They do not cover shoulders, or extend from the head. They don't grow.

Nice poster BTW!

[Chewxy]

Oh.. it covers the shoulders because I was sitting rather close to the camera.

Check my previous videos

[miltownkid]

lol. I like this answer. I think my favorite so far. :)

[Chewxy]

Thanks.

And thanks for subscribing and leaving your thoughts on my blog too.

[miltownkid]

Yeah, it's fun sharing thoughts with people that share thoughts. :)

[masterpiraka]

Budget cut? (2d head.) lol.

[Chewxy]

lol... That is actually the best statement I've heard in days about this video.

Yea, sorta budget cut. Too expensive to process a proper fully 3D headcrab zombie

[masterpiraka]

lol, did it take too long to render?

[Chewxy]

about 90 hours in total

[masterpiraka]

......damn.

[masterpiraka]

BTW:good answer. lol.

[Chewxy]

Thanks. And thanks for subscribing

[ellesilver296]

I can't focus on what you're saying- I keep giggling at the head crab!

[gedlongbow]

lol! nice job again

[Chewxy]

Gee, thanks