Superbad Cops JOKES

[undertaker9000ish]

dont trust the police no justice no peace they got me face down in the middle of the street lol

[Monster4rmda559]

I assume you all have guns & crack!

[itsdonewith]

best fuckin cops ever

[lol112300]

hahahhahaha : i assume all of you have guns and cracks

[yourmomskates13]

I assume you all have guns and crack.

[renkupen]

dont trust the police no justice no peace they got me base down in the middle of the streets. OH GOD how i laughed my tits off

[kj31559]

@renkupen its face down in the middle of the street

[jml2009l]

@xxDsKippyxx stop flirting you gay twat

[Poddymagee]

I assume you ALL have guns and crack

[1591element]

Best cop scenario evahhh

[aqula]

officer slater's dance is just win

[Mcrrocker1819FOE]

PREPARE TO BE FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW.

Haha

And sugartits.

[martrex2]

sugartits...lol

[xtotaldestructionx]

Oh no it's the cops!

[xxDsKippyxx]

hahah i love superbad

my friend amir became one of my best friends becuz this movie

on his first day of school i talked to him about this part

jeez good times

[jml2009l]

@xxDsKippyxx Super gay

[xxDsKippyxx]

@jml2009l I'll fuck you with the long dick of the law

[Dans03v]

Don't trust the police, no justice no peace

They got me face down, in the middle of the street

[CheeseThaGimp]

I ASSUME YOU ALL HAVE GUNS AND CRACK

[TheDJ757]

"OH NO ITS THE COPS!" haha I died when he said that

[redrox15]

hahaha..."I assume you all have guns and crack"

[Tscherdx]

oh noo its the cops =DDDD

brilliant :D:D:D

[Dannydurangi]

"I assume you all have guns and crack!"

[Jake8864]

what song is that, the song that the cop is dancing to..

[bmthnumber1]

@Jake8864 Pork and Beef - The Coup

[LaurenGilbertt]

"prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law" LMAOOOOOOO :D

[Scarjosip]

i love the dance at the end :D !!!!

[Tscherdx]

whats the name of this dance =P?

[ShutUpNtellMe]

there's better scenes, i like the pedophile one in which seth gets hit by a car. Or when seth tries to steal the liquor hahaha such a greaat movie

[MyhardPwner]

"Oh no, it's the cops" LMFAO!!!!

[phillyeagles217]

Sugar Tits LOL

[alwayscritizing]

"I asume u all have guns and crack" LMAO

[greatislandprod]

Prepare ot be fucked by the long dick of the law!

[phillyeagles217]

see ya sugar tits!

[phillyeagles217]

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

[JAYKAYAY91]

awesome

[bigboy123761]

0:32 is my favorite cop line everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[emilyandthat]

1:02 :')

[videtehbad]

xDDD i assume you all have guns and crack hahaha:D

[mrpinkspraypaint]

oh no its the cops!!!!!!!

[Theechosen1from1993]

"oh no it's the cops", one of the best lines in the movie.

[devinfmf]

Fuckin' bad ass dance.

[nathanpker5]

best was wen slater was dancing man them cops own and Mclovin

[skiballer23]

to be fucked...not bucked..dumbass

[InFlames1115]

"im gonna say u even im gonna save you"

[Vertigo190]

LOL i assume you all have guns and crack

[jayZ006]

the guy who opens the door... isn't he the one in "sex drive"???? u know the one that becomes amish at the end

[knarkarbengt]

Yup.

[nickers2]

I ASSUME YOU ALL HAVE GUNS AND CRACK

[Kaizehk]

it sucks that everything seth says between 0:50 and the slater dance sounds retarded. it was probably voiced over after it was filmed

[HavinSetzEllYuh]

i assume you all have guns and crack..lol

[jcp2k]

move it sugar tits aha

[REPODYNASTY]

OH NO ITS THE COPS!

[metrokick]

0:35 HAHAH PREPARE TO BE FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW hahahaha

[Hiei2k7]

I about pissed myself when I saw that.

[sk8rbakes]

"drop the crantini toots"

"He's my bestfriend! *thud*

lmao funny shit

[LittlegayFish]

DON'T TRUST DA POLICE,

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

Love it. <3

[marklung]

HAHAHAHHA omg i forgotten how hilarious this shit is. love that beer dancing scene

[Caitycat95]

I assume you all have guns and crack. Okay, everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! Lol, and thn Officer Slater with his dance! Hahaha!

[Finne12000]

car 98 on it. (You dumb fuckin whore)

[bpags85]

i assume you all have guns and crack

[eseal23]

prepard to get fuck by the long dick of the law. lolz

[TheNexus]

I ASSUME YOU ALL HAVE GUNS AND CRACK

[s13ge]

as a cop myself, I found that HILARIOUS. That and "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"

[marklung]

HAHAHHAHAAA

[GregSK8Emerica]

@s13ge lol what happends if you were cops like this?

[YourSkankyMom]

@s13ge Dude, regular people don't realize how much those of us on the job have.

[lucyzepeda]

"prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law" best line ever ever ever ever ever

[sweetytweety21]

lmfao rofl"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law" wow

[TheNaasCRUBitch]

move it sugar tits!!

[iCookie1]

haha cops dancin to "don't trust the police"

[lidde1995]

He's My Best Freind '' KAABOOM'' =)

[strengthowns69]

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

[am221]

"I assume you all have guns and crack"

[DevoD23]

love that line and "prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law"

[mreaglejr]

omg this is like one of the best parts!!

and i laughed for about 5 minutes on 1:02 hahahaha

[crazeman213]

LOL "oh no its the cops" at begininngi LOL

[HuDaFuK]

lol i fucking love this film. i thought it looked shit when i saw the trailer until my mate convinced me to give it a watch. this bit is almost definately the best part.

[lilyquit2]

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

[neolardo]

I ASSUME YOU ALL HAVE GUNS AND CRACK.

[joshman783]

sugar tits

[MrBurlunds]

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"

[mgallegos55]

"OH NO its the cops!"

He said it perfectly

[eh4eyes]

how ironic can a movie get? the cop dancing to "don't trust the police!" lmao. priceless.

[laughlovefuck]

It's actually called "Pork and Beef." Aw who gives a fuck, the scene's still priceless nonetheless.

[ICyViRuS]

"I assume you all have guns and crack"

[darbyfluff]

Dammit!!! I meant for that comment to be a reply to superdevins.

[tolkyr91]

sugar tits haha

[highroller454]

I assume you all have guns and crack!! lol

[superdevins]

OMFG ROTMFFLMFAO!!!! prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law. funny as fucking hell.

[silverlaketrece]

the best

[darbyfluff]

That definitely is the greatest line in the movie. BY FAR! ROFL

[justinker13]

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

[pigeon126]

pork and beef i think

[xoxStrawberrycakexox]

whats the name of the song were the cop is dancing?

[ShaggyHairPro]

lol "i assume you all have guns and crack!"

ahhahaaahhaaa

[pbnut]

PREPARE TO BE FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OFF THE LAW!

lol priceless.

[GreenClayman18]

Beat it Sugartits!

[blazer72cervantes]

THE COUP IS THE SHITTT.

[ImmortalLegend15]

those are some ghetto cops i wish i could hang cops like that lets you drink beer

[chargers31fan]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

the whole video had me laughing but the cop dancing is funny as hell!

[Dreed122]

It's the best part of the scene! lol

[Cyberwasted]

Gotta love Superbad. :)

[imbobsaget]

"Oh no its the cops"

I laughed so hard when i first saw that part. he said it so funny

[Jasonxoverkill]

Slater Dancing was one of the best parts in the movie

[DDLKILLER]

lol, dude, i LOVE this movie!! best i've seen in a while lol, i love the cop dance

[BoyofmanyNames]

"I assume you all have guns and crack!"

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"

[sky952]

"dont trust the police, no justice no peace, they got me face down in the middle of the street"

LOL

[laxman044]

whats the song where slater is dancing at the end

[w00t420]

The Coup - Pork and Beef

[ousman2]

prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law! I assume you all have guns and crack.

[RyanPalmer0]

thats fucking hilarious

[unk2179]

hey cool vid! have also a look at my superbad video!

[funnygookoo1]

I ASSUME YOU ALL HAVE GUNS AND CRACK

[itsfannahxrawrr]

sugar tits.

hahaha.

oh mann.

[Losti3]

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

hahaha

[driftr272]

man that was so fucking funny.wtf

[palomoCKY]

"oh ! no its the cops !!!"

LMAO!!!!

[shidorihunter]

"oh ! no its the cops !!!" lol !!

[BittenMitten]

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law"

FAVORITE LINE

[BittenMitten]

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law"

FAVORITE LINE

[ZackAttack18]

"I assume you all have GUNS and CRACK"

fucking classic LMAO

[b1mb0123]

whats the song the officer is dancing to

[jimboou]

pork and beef

[jimboou]

pork and beef

[Murdock5689]

LOL "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"

[MastaJak1]

Can any1 tell me wat the song is at the start of this vid? 'i got ur back, you got mine'..

PLEAAAASE Tell me if u know..reply :)

[handsomeone77]

haha The dance is the best part of the movie. who is clark? Those cops should be apart of reno 911

[therover15]

Clark is Michael Cera's best friend.

[Sufferthorn666]

oh no its the cops!!!! hahahahaha

[shaungregory]

lol he was killin it

[QCstunna]

I assume you all have guns and crack...LMAO

[danny81091]

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

[tookietheclown]

i assume u all have guns and crack

[darksplintercell69]

this vid is the shiiiiiittttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[deathgod646]

LOL prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law!!!

[PalaceOfExile]

rofl

[BiohazardDarknoob]

Oh no it's the cops

[RdKurama]

IS that Clark?

[thebaloob123]

yeah it is! I thought I was the only one who noticed that!

[RdKurama]

Haha I know! I saw him and I was all Dude that looks like Clark!

[FS1138]

Ahahaha "All right people prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the Law!"

[chswrestler9]

I ASSUME U ALL HAVE GUNS AND CRACK!

[M3GTR]

3 funny ass lines in that one scene

"oh no its the cops"! lmao

[topturkey2]

ok everyone prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law ROFL THAT WAS SOO FUNNY

[joecelynmae72]

OMG! my favorite part of the movie is when the cop is giggin' in the end of this clip... he sho do got moves... LOL...

[sumgaygai]

what the fuck was that? there was no real ending.

[TebulotVIII]

thats because it was cut straight from the movie

[ZBag97]

Beat it sugar tits.

[fcpclaudiomoreira]

dont trust the police

no justice no peace

they got me faced down

in the middle of the street

(The Coup - Pork and Beef)

[maxcxa]

i assume you all have guns and crack

[Rapt0r9]

Best line ever.

[AnteUp34]

Lmao!

[michaspi]

I concur wholeheartedly that this is the best line in the movie.

[latebaroque]

I also agree what a classic

[GameJunkieKyle]

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law