David Cross drink recipe

[AbuseDaForce]

classic

[RenegadeKhyron]

I swear I recall meeting David in San Jose on the 22 working for gyro's haunted house as the butcher. huh...was it him.. the world may never know.

[konatown5]

brilliant



[Ndugu82]

haha, where can I buy the black pussy to drink from?

[OoMESToO]

brown drink

[keld0n84]

Has anyone actually tried this? Thoughts?

[BojanglesUdon]

@keld0n84 pretty bad, i think he's pranking people into trying this drink

[DouchebagChocolat]

Holy fuck is that Hugo Strange?

[ChipArgyle]

My kids have water bottles just like those that they take to soccer practice.

[sexymama1966]

oh wow...you're so naughty David:)

[Hecatombinheaven]

Oh Tobias, you blowhard!

[MrThebiggestLebowski]

@Lamboragon you know how silly you look arguing about the North Korean state of affairs on a video with beloved tobias drinking out of a synthetic pussy. You do know that sir

[toby7393]

this stays on youtube but princess gets banned?

[silentg1211]

ahaha =D

[TheVanderWall]

... I miss Arrested Development.

[Thatsawipe]

OOOOHHH SUGARY BROWN SUGAR

[kornminded666]

lol I want those Cups!

[rufeezo]

David, you are a fucking fairy. This drink is for ladies.

[Stixnstonez49]

@rufeezo but why do ladies have to have the tasty drinks. I hate guys with huge egos who only drink beer or hard liquor and nothing that actually tastes good.

[spacecarb]

@Stixnstonez49 yeah i wish beer tasted good like zima : {o

[blacksabbath131]

@Stixnstonez49 Beer and hard liquor do taste good, moron. Craft and micro brewed beer are delicious, and if you can't appreciate the taste of whiskey then your palate is just retarded. In any event, this drink does sound tasty. You're still an idiot though.

[rlbond]

@Lamboragon North Korea is a dictatorship, not a socialist or communist state. That's the first sign to me that *you* are an idiot.

[rlbond]

@Lamboragon As opposed to people who blindly accept the free market without understanding it?

[thejooch]

IT'S NO THUNDER MUSCLE

[BraniusBalki]

I drink a cocktail I call a celebrity slammer, its vodka and ice cubes.

[crassology]

So does this mean he feverish for the jungle and not for ballicous cocktail?

[wetfart1387]

in all seriousness, has anyone ever had this drink?

[blackjamm]

@wetfart1387 Yep, I've made them several times. A truly excellent drink, actually. Seriously. I really like it.

[Lumbajack303]

Hilarious clip. Extraordinary how many idiots are out there though.

[lulwut13]

DURR I THINK THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS VIDEO WAS FOR HIM TO DRINK OUT OF THOSE CUPS HURR.

seriously, you don't know david cross if you think he just wanted to show you how to make a drink.

[napischu]

I think it was more of a squirt than a splash tbh.

[ttrp]

hahahahahahah ZING!!!

[mx6lover]

Whao! he just used Key Food brand cranberry cocktail juice. Good Move!

[2nDoppelganger]

i tried it and it was gross. tasted like black woman pussy

[conkerfan2550]

David Cross is awesome.

[Gerrrry]

Hilarious, but *sigh* for the number of people in these comments that didn't get this.

[maffums]

Anyone know a version of the cranberry juice cocktail available in the UK? whats the next best thing?

[Finallythankyou]

Boy this interesting and unfunny til the tops. Then it was just funny ass shit.

[evilurges86]

Thanks for helping me find the clit David!

[BazBuzinkum]

This explains pussy doodles.

[jeffgatza]

that's fucking great...

[KoloCpp]

i'm pretty sure they just fashioned some pocket pussys onto jars for this sketch, david cross is fucking hillarious

[utharvey]

hahah what a genius

[NoodleBoy26]

i love david crosses's voice its soo awesomee hahaa.

[SethHesio]

David Cross looks like he's high, look at his eyes

[NoodleBoy26]

@SethHesioyeah LOLL.

[tall32guy]

He's so cute and hot! LOL I would so love to....nevermind. ROFL!

[konatown5]

@tall32guy Are you a dude or a chick?

[tall32guy]

@konatown5 That's a dumb question. Look and my profile and figure it out yourself.....

[konatown5]

@tall32guy i'm guessing a introverted gay man but hey enjoy the flexing and david cross videos.

[tall32guy]

@konatown5 Flexing videos??? WTH? LOL What flexing videos?

[tall32guy]

@tall32guy Nevermind. _I_ answered my _own_ question that time! LOL

[nicktonic]

you tube is cool.its got tons of videos

[sovietsentinel]

@Explosivo420 What's funny is I have dark rum, Newcastle, Cranberry Juice, and brown sugar at home so I'll let you know if it is or not!

Oh yeah, and David Cross is a boss.

[mexicanpryde2000]

Finally a drink to help wash down all the pie i eat.

[grenadeserenade]

How does he keep a straight face?

[jas16899]

Brown vagina fountains

[Zeffa1234]

Wow....

[lotuselisel]

A bit like a Dark and Stormy...

[Bulldog22031]

ANAL BUM COVER!

[zicuenca]

@Bulldog22031 very fitting!

[smoksus]

Is it just me or does David seem pissed off at having to do this video tutorial?

[Yackinthebox187]

I'd just drink the bottle of rum, the whole bottle

[karlaanne]

it is just stupid how in love with david cross i am. i am ashamed.

[xydnar]

ANALRAPIST

[AddictedFort1E]

@xydnar haha, fuck I miss Arrested Development

[ensiform]

"Brown Sugar Fountain" sounds exactly like the kind of drink Tobias Funke would invent.

[raarset1]

vaginal cocktails

[NinjaLikeTeaBagger]

I bet this drink tastes like shit and David just wanted a reason to show off his awesome mugs.

[grenadeserenade]

@NinjaLikeTeaBagger No way! It's good and sweet and fruity!

[UnderHennstruction]

@NinjaLikeTeaBagger I actually tried it. It's pretty fucking good. Almost tastes like sweat tea but with a little kick But those mugs kick ass.

[unklelemmy]

@NinjaLikeTeaBagger Ya think?

[seangibat]

@NinjaLikeTeaBagger that is the whole joke -_-

[montevonzock]

Im sure you mean "his Jugs" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA :D

[LewisMKster]

@NinjaLikeTeaBagger Congratulations, you got the joke.

[Godhatesfatpeople]

@NinjaLikeTeaBagger

You must be a wizard

[jwhat01]

@NinjaLikeTeaBagger

REALLY?? You thought that?? Thats what you thought? And 89 people thought that too?

AWESOME, DUDE!

[Masterphonic]

ROFLMo

[TRBNGR666]

this drink is why he has gotten so fat

[jake38989]

@sonio67 he is the guy from alvin and the chipmunks

[freezazoid]

wtf? not that it's a big deal, but I have 15 thumbs up on my comment for this vid...! Where's my highest rated comment "new youtube"? what a gyp.

[SirAmnesia]

Newcastle WOOOOO im from there

[cybersoufiane]

Tears in my eyes laughing at the end seeing the pussy recipients, that was hilarious.

[GreyHoodProductions]

Anyone know where I can get those lids ?

[BuysBeer4Minors]

@GreyHoodProductions Isaac Hayes' estate sale.

[cartex12]

@GreyHoodProductions probly spencers gifts

[fuckyougeorgebush]

@GreyHoodProductions Lots of grape drink and a hack saw.

[flatpicker47]

why doesn't he just pound the rum and pass out on the floor like a real man!

[Noe2iq]

Not at all funny enough for your 3 minutes

[mseales]

@Noe2iq

I disagree. I would say that is the perfect amount of time to play it straight before busting out the black lady vagina lids.

[saberliner14]

I need me some erotic cups

[mazingkid]

tobias!

[CFC58]

LMAO LMAO

[louthleviathan]

Huzzah!

[Tristache]

LOVE THE PUNNANNI TOPS, SIMPLY HILARIOUS!!!

Where can i get 1?

[Jabbaro123]

man what will they come up with next. Cause this super pervert crap is getting really lame.

[realisticHomeboy]

This guy should be in more tv-shows.

[polkaspotsss]

He's Atheist so it's not favorable in popular culture. Since America is so sensitive about people having their freedom of belief. Who would have guessed?

[MickyG4444]

That's probly not why, but if you want to make a heavy handed political point go for it.

[polkaspotsss]

? Count how many Christian entertainers are out there vs. Atheist or any other belief for that matter.

Do the same for politics as well. Truth is, society has a view that Atheists are just cold human beings.

[MickyG4444]

Why do people like you have to turn everything into an issue. This is a video of David Cross making some crazy drink. It's fun, drop the agenda.

[seductivecheese]

Truth is, society has a view that Catholics molest children and that Muslims love blowing things up. Hooray for ingorance!

[klaran]

@seductivecheese yeah, i wonder where those stereotypes come from...

[juicehea]

@seductivecheese Yes, hooray for "ingorance"

[BugottiGirl]

wtf!

[wetfart1387]

has anyone actually tried this drink?

[n1lla]

@wetfart1387

Damn. I love me some New Castle. When it gets warmer i am going to try this out. I'll let you know.

[92451721921892113]

AHAHAHA

[geordy007]

As with all d c not funny nice prop with cups

[rorshacherror]

I love David Cross haha, will try this.

[orangejuicepulp]

hahaha one of the best deliveries of all time!

[flyastarship]

That made no sense. Wanna try it again?

[flyastarship]

You...will....fail...in...life­.

[macarion]

Troll'd.

[nekftw]

i think im not completely getting it, i mean yeah, vagina cups and everything ok...its funny.

but is there more to it? does the name have anything to do with the black pussy? brown sugar ...you know?

i think im only getting 50% of the joke

[gushusla]

i tried this recipe, tastes like ass

[budfish41]

LMAO!

Dat is RAYCESS!

[zantare]

I think you mean racist.

And no it really isn't racist.

[budfish41]

Uh, yeah...but not in an "I'm offended" kinda way...

"And no, it really isn't racist."

Well, that depends on who's viewing it...

[sakaklovas]

No actually, it isn't racist. End of story. It does not matter who's viewing it. If you get offended by this video your fucking stupid and that's it. It is 100 percent universally NOT racist.

[budfish41]

Mind you language, kiddo.

This clip is funny as hell, but again, it depends partly on who's viewing it - did I simply slap a "that's racist" label on it? Nope.

Sorry to burst your little bubble, but it's not up to you to decide.

[sakaklovas]

I didn't decide anything, it's just not racist. If I were to use something as a reference when trying to describe something that isn't racist, I would use this video.

[budfish41]

"it's just not racist"

Not racist to you...you have to accept that it may not be taken that way by other people...but to say it's not racist to you is fine if that's how you see it. Not like I'd want it removed or anything - to hell with that PC/hypersensitive crap.

OK...

[sakaklovas]

Ya you're totally right. agreed.

[budfish41]

Peace...and this clip is still hilarious (the look on Cross' face at the end is priceless...guy is just funny).

[HalfwayHouse12a]

Hahaha! Man I'm so glad I watched til the end.

[caffeine3ree]

AAHAHAH o man i had a good laugh at this. hahaha

[bitcrusherrr]

fucking awesome, i love Newcy Browns as much as David

[noviellion]

beautiful punan!!

[samisyosam]

The punchline took me a second, but damn that was worth it.

[cheaptrades]

thats fuckin funny

[Skullhuntre]

LOL "mmmm"

[xamot23]

i was wondering "this is kind of lame for a David Cross vid" and then I saw the cups.... Fing genius !!!!

[millicentbistander]

Everything tastes better in vagina cups!

-Quick turn with a,"It's good and sweet and fruity," and then back to the drinking. Hilarious!

[schwarg]

lol damn, didn't see that one coming.

[Josephdorf03]

god those cups are awful.

[jonesy311c]

Lol I want one of those cups

[Teabonesteak]

Hahaha

Pussy Drinks!

[FeelOfFriction]

Oh stfu!

[snailboy38]

I want to try this.

[reidimus]

hahahah the straws...

[snoopeggydog]

LOL at the lids

[ozfuji]

hahaha, holy shit when he put on the lids i fell out of my chair about.

[LeopardFrogPilboxhat]

does that bottle say "crunkberry"?

[illustriouschin]

cranbury juce is good when your pee sick

[sexicutioner13]

i dont get it, what about the lids?

[duderthompson]

LOL @ THE LIDS AND THE CUPS

[Geoffio]

A very well balanced drink, though I am now hung over. But it was tasty. Just remember to split it up among some people unless you're a real masochist.

[gishikin]

PEOPLE...who dis ppl u spk uv?

[ROCKETJIZZ]

hahaha

[featheredmusic]

LOL

wow

[AttackMyAss]

Tobias i?!

[RSrunner88]

i died when he put the straws in

[rudydamang]

I had these last night. They sneak up on you quick. Good drink though!

[sr038]

1/3 of 16 oz. is 5.3 oz.

[rbrtchng]

awesome cups. It's two men and two cups.

[Idolcruisefix]

it reminds me of our "ghetto juice: 1, 20 pack of crap light beer, 2, 2 frozen concentrated lemonades (pink or yellow) and 3, 1.75 liter bottle of rot gut vodka. the taste is alot better then it sounds, and trust me, be carefull.

[CaptainDooDooButter]

I don't know why people gave you thumbs down on that. But we used to make that all the time, its called Mop Water.

[jackhartcup]

david looks scary when he's focusing on the drinks

[psychicwhoosh]

That is the look of a man who is intensely committed to his alcohol.

[TheBlackWelshman]

hahaha, like a lion on a gazelle

[Ozarkmadness56]

The search for goodpussy has ended

[microprophet]

I call it a dirty sailer seaman

[bobos01]

great

[woody1445]

try vodka coke vimpto and a splash of water or an ice cube

[Supersecretfilms]

Sweet Cups!!

[oracleofdelphrey]

fail

[yimtang9]

ha??!??

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

Reflection*

[xfubar]

jesus christ that caught me off guard

[MarkSteinhauser]

Was the video entirely a lead-up to the joke? Or does the drink actually taste good too? Either way kudos David.

[rc232]

it was designed for the end of the vid, yeah