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  • luca, your standards are too high.

  • I drive a 350z, I make 2grand roughly a week and I'm 22..:) oh and Im a 2nd degree black belt in kick boxing :)

  • what is she supposed to say, that she wants some fat and ugly poor guy?

  • I just muted the sound, and starred at her boobs....

  • Like a richguy or famous person would wanna date you :P

    You're lucky to even get a hobo :)

  • Well at least she's honest about what she wants.

  • I'm looking for a rich girl. Lol. Maybe we should lower our standards and just make each other happy.

  • She should date an ATM machine

  • I think iam lost into your eyes and I just love the way you talk. Ummm... ;-)

  • Pause at 0:27 and then you wonder why you don't have a boyfriend

  • shallow bitch much?

  • This is why men don't marry

  • This is a joke XD You're all stupid for falling for this and calling her names. That must mean that people would actually be serious about this... *facedesk* y u have so many gold diggers America?

  • I love you

  • I am very wealthy and famous and speak five languages and own five cars.

    If you want to get your nails done, it's not going to work.

    Otherwise, let me know your rates.

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  • What you just said about herself, we call GOLDIGGERS!!!💰💰💰💰💰

  • i love you, date me!

  • SHIT woman you look like you're 30 or something, my mother looks younger than you !

  • ..now i know why you are single....that is really low lol.....dating someone for money will never work,...just saying and i am not trying to be mean what so ever.

  • But-her-face. :) and superficial bitch.

  • THOSE KNOCKERS !

  • OMG!!! Come to Kentucky.. I love you...

  • smfd hoe

  • this is very sad. I've never seen any of your videos until today... I feel very sorry for you....

  • EEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWW!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I wish I can date you but I live in LA :(, im not poor either, I got money to blow

  • Ya, I wish I could be your boyfriend

  • ...to get my boobs done?

  • Pfft. What do you expect from dumb blondes ? 

  • @sponchia12 or just if they the right size dick lol

  • OMG! You're european?

  • How about a 1 night stand?

  • Do you live on the second floor ?

  • @idiosyncrazy1980 I think she lives upstairs from you...

  • @Grahf0 I wish she would, but that'd be hard since I'm on the last floor of my building (4th and a half with no elevator, you get used to it...).

    That was an allusion to a song by Suzanne Vega, in case it wasn't clear (« My name is Luca / I live on the second floor... »).

  • @idiosyncrazy1980 It was clear. My reply was an allusion to the same song, and a continuation of sorts. "My name is Luka / I live on the second floor / *I live upstairs from you*"

  • I cant believe people dont realize this is a joke. And you call this girl stupid?

  • Well I shouldn't matter wat kinda car a guy drives or how much money he has it should be if u are compatible with another's true feelings as a person so war he's big and has a small cock "for example" u should understand that for a person to be truly happy with another they have to be happy with them self.

  • i will give you a nickle to tickle my pickle....=)

  • Don't you hate it when bitches like this post video responses on popular, unrelated videos just to get more views.

    Disgusts me

  • i am 22 works as lawyer 30 to 40k a case drives chevrolet camaro ss

  • now i know why you are single you dnt need boyfriend you need caradid card

  • I am rich date me baby

  • ok, long ago I was angry at you because you are posting shitty videos bitching about your life..but now i'm FURIOUS because you're still putting THE SAME videos as responses to other people's videos..at least make good videos like knowledge,fun,interactive or enjoyable..learn from youtube stars if you want to become one

  • I hope she's joking.

  • can i rent u for a day ill give u 100 dollars..

  • I really hope you don't breed.

  • golddigger. how about instant sex whenever I call for it, then maybe you can have some money

  • wtf seriously??? i agree with @drummaboy5189 shallow dumb bitch

  • I'd fuck you and leave you and never give you any money.

  • You should meet Tebjz.

  • *Facepalms*

  • Im 14 and poor, no boobs for me

  • @TheMrNac best comment i have scene today!

  • I hope this b*tch is just making a really bad joke, because we know chicks cannot be funny. If not, f*ck you, shallow wh*re!

  • any man would be good for you. youre a shallow gold digging bitch.

  • And im getting a mazda Rx-8

  • Hottie and im rich

  • Im whatever age you want me to be

  • Hows about you get those teeth and that god awful accent fixed, and we'll see.

  • I'm Caleb flanagan mma fighter I will love you forever

  • I'm a 22 year old movie star from romania.... and I drive a mercadies.... LOL >:D

  • Lavite i cavei...

  • If irony has no iron in it, is sarcasm then not near Sarca?

  • haha fuck you just kids and gay watching you bitch u_u

  • Wow really golddigger. I dont think any1 wants a hot girl that just in it for thee money

  • i'd bang her...

  • it sounds like she is saying 'if you want to ride me.. leave a comment below' <-- thats my comment below lol

  • So, just message me back if you meet one of my criteria :)

  • Okay, that's all fine and dandy. I own a Porsche Carrera. I make around 20,000 dollars a week. My American Express card is all ready for you. I got you a custom one with dollar signs on it. I live about a block away from the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills. You can move in with me any time. I just you to tell me a little about yourself. My preferences are:

    Has to have a hot-rod. You know nothing fancy, a Mustang would even be okay.

    Weekly income of... say 10,000.

    Has to be born in the US

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  • UMAD?

  • Know wonder you don't have a boy friend your are a spoiled bitch and I'm sure no one famous would ever go out with you.

  • what??? is she being serious?

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  • id tit fuck the shit out of her!!!

  • Im not famous but I make over 60000 dollars a week. Street racing it awsome. Also I got a nissan skyline, nissan titan, and a ferrari. Its that good enough?

  • seriously?

  • Ok, I'm kinda surprised and disapointed now. Gold digging for a partner probably won't make you happy in the long run, unless you're shallow, pretentious, narcissistic and deceitful. Something I haven't seen till now. Sure it'll probably be great for a while. But ultimately you'd be selling your soul. Is that going to be worth it?

  • I remeber the first time i met a selfish slut

  • K guys below lets just calm down here okay? As for her ^ : She is like a 7/10. She's got the body but the face isn't perfect.

    I'm sure Great1holiday00's girlfriend is pretty to 'him' - and therefore that is all that matters. Btw idc (and it doesn't matter) if you're a virgin. Tons of people are. :P

  • hahahahaha, and do i seem like i want to ?? my girl friend is 10000 time much more hot than you, especially with those teeth who seem like they were destroyed by a nuclear bomb, and your face full of buttons ;)

  • @Great1holiday00 if you had such a hot gf, why would u spend so much time on luca´s videos? if i had a hot gf i would spend time fucking her.. admit you are a virgin and fuck off. luca is hot. we love her face, body n accent. if u dont agree, go stalk your gf

  • @loveyouall9000 good boy, she will give you a gift ... you can lick her feet, you fuckin pathetic lickspittle !!

    'we love her face, body and accent' ?! WTF ???!!! that's freakin hilarious, be a man !!

  • @Great1holiday00 why so mad bro ?lol ..oh your GF left you.? or why are you trolling here every day ? you are pathetic pure n simple

  • so only u want money not good heart.....

    

  • @TheOnlyLuca ok i'm sorry it's just you pulled it out.. it really looked like it was real.. i'm sorry..

  • great sarcasm :D

  • i think shes hot

  • How come you're not dating rich guys? Are they all blind? BTW,you have the best BoObs on youtube,almost.

  • @solcrown Haha almost? Whos got the best youve seen?

  • @cursedside Just kidding,she's got the best. 

  • This video makes me want to unsub.

  • i will give 500 bucks to have sex with u

  • @slinky211 that's a high price ... i would give 2 dollars

  • She is obviously not being serious. Sadly though, most of the women here in the USA ARE like that (not me! haha) . And I think she is trying to exploit that with her video. Europeans have absolutely no idea how to use sarcasm and is not often understood in most European cultures.

  • I have more than 0 on my credit card! How's that???

  • This chick is hilarious

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  • i'd like to date you.

  • id rent you for £200 1 hour of heaven

  • your not the only luca.......

  • LUCA, you dress very well...I like it! ;-)

  • DATE RAPE!

  • <-- actor/singer/dancer and i got a 2000 grand prix se .... that good? lol

  • i live in the 3rd richest county in the world... i am about to get a job for 40k is that good?

  • come to kansas... i would date you Luca!! :D

  • Your boobs was designed to be sucked !

  • now this is getting soft porn XD

  • Hahahaaa...

    Naughty Luca :)

    Well,this vid certainly put your charms in evidence .

    Good job : )

  • I have a Mustang 2006' Supercharged , is that fine for u :)?

    And i have a gf as well , but i guess she dont mind , ehm ehm :D

    About the video word don't worry , I could live with it :D

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  • Okay. I love your tits. And so what ?

    AM I NOT A MAAAAAAAAN ? :'(

  • Time to hit the gym

  • Hi Luca. I live here in South Africa. I have tow credit cards. One can the one, if you promiss to date me, and pay the mortage on the one credit card. I dont have a car. But I m a fun persoon to be with.

  • Another funny one Luca! :D

  • Love your sense of humour. Again. :D

  • Hehe. I'm glad you have this cool sense of humor. :D

  • What she said in this video is what every woman wants, except she's got the balls to do it on Youtube. But unlike Alexadra Wallace, Luca isn't going to receive death threats and quits school.

  • @andrewjho Not all women want that, only the shallow ones. That would be like saying that all men just want money and vagina...oh wait...

  • @TheOnlyLuca Oh yeah Luca? well then you can just unsubscribe to my channel if you don't like sense of humor! BYE! (i know you're not subscribed to me, but a large part of my humor is repeating what people said back to them... even if it doesn't make sense) =P

  • @drummaboy5189 im subscribed to you now. take that ! :)

  • @TheOnlyLuca *agony* aaaah..... my only weakness...... *death*

    But you can't laugh at that because I died in this scenario.... yeah take that!!!! =D

  • @TheOnlyLuca Well if this was a real plan, then you would be correct! =D But you said this was a joke, and I joke about people dying all the time... but then again that's just me. =/

  • @TheOnlyLuca hmm... It is hard to believe because you didn't appear to be joking. However I will take your word for it and apologize for what I said. Sorry... =D

    Next time I would suggest exaggerating more. Like talking about your dream guy with all this money and stuff... then talking about how he's 80 years old and you're waiting for him to die. =D I would have seen the joke and then laughed =D

  • yeah unsubscribing now..... what a shallow bitch

  • She's not joking certainly! This is the dream of some women! 

  • @mehranmontreal this is not the dream of some women this is the target for all women actually :S

  • Gold Digger :O

  • next time make your tits jiggle and i'll subscribe!

  • Were you speaking Russian this whole time? all I understood was "I am single" and even that was really bad.

  • ..............................­............

  • i just wana fuck you and play with you tits tbh

  • u need a tan

  • she has a penis?

  • LO QUE MAS ME GUSTA DE TI SON TUS TETAS

  • I love that, not built for poor guys....well that much is true ha ha why not make a new video!! why!! please?

  • ha ha however old I want you to be :) sweet

  • Luca I love your videos and you but please please tell me this was a joke?!?! :(

  • WAHT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING WORDS

  • this video is a joke...funny people getting upset about a joke

  • Slut

  • im sorry but you are too fat haha

  • a complete non sense vlog LOL

  • Omg, Boobs.. Oh thumbs up if ur wacthing 1 handed xD

  • @MrTripsJ you are sick man, you really made my day =))

  • @ 0:50 she was abt to say "to get my boobs done" lol

    lady, u r done with those already....

  • This is obviously a joke

  • lazy hoe

  • I like your accent <3

  • That is why you dont have a boyfriend.....you are a gold digger plain and simple.

  • @buckman1967 Shes joking. God

  • @buckman1967 Satire man.....

  • I used to live in Europe (Greece and Germany) for almost seven years, for fact Luca reflects the majority of European women especially the eastern Europe. They are all gold diggers.

  • @AmricanEagl Definetely Eastern Europe, couse most of people from there love to refer themselves as "European" and I have several theories of why. Furthermore, u were right on the money about them beeing GD!

  • haha, "I'm not designed for poor ppl." good one XD

  • Look at this slut advertising her nasty pussy I bet the next guy fucking u will be the 100th cover up ur chest slut

  • @sum6969 get a life you dick

  • sigh, the things i do... i'll put up with your speech impediment. you can be my G/F

  • Luca, pay no attention to the poor people who are calling you shallow. I have a nicer car than you. I have plenty of money and I need you to help me spend it. Message me :D

  • This is GREAT!

  • @TheOnlyLuca you will miss me dear girl, you will.

  • @TheOnlyLuca please dont think.. everyone thinks like you...

    so if you think you are being sattirical, then here you go.. i am someone who doesnt get your irony.. there are many.. its just that you have to realize... you are young but i hope you will develop your sense of humor. plus you say you dont want poor guys in such a way.. most wont understand you are being sattirical.

  • WHO ARE YOU MOCKING???????????????

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AWESOME WIDEO!!!!

  • Where bout in Europe are you from? You don't look German or Anglo. But you still wicked hot don't get me wrong. If your ever out in Kansas City let me know if you want to hang out or something.

  • And they say men are the shallow ones...

  • ME GUSTAN TUS SENOS SON HERMOSOS

  • Golddigging bitch with big tits. do porn you wont look as desperate.

    to bad you got a butterface cause your body would make a killing.