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  • Lumpiest Nut = joined session.

  • What is optic?

  • @RainCards Well i rememberd it because lumpiest nut got a harrier against sandy which in my opinion is pretty damn special and un this vid xcal makes fun of him

  • woow i hate mw3 and iw for this shit games " ooh we fixed the spawns" bullshit! IW have to be the most one of the worst listeners in the world because they never do anything to fix their shit game. The only thing people love IW is for their sniping cuz its easy as shit.

  • Spoon: Holy shit I killed someone: 3 seconds later WTFFFFFFFF...made me laugh

  • That means that the people with deadsilence

  • hate the p90 with gold

  • if you guys have seen the video of sandy ravage getting the christmas nux u wouldve saw that lumpiest nut also was in that vid, is lumpiest nut so lucky to encounter sandy and xcal?

  • @themrmegasteez Nice memory/eyes lol

  • @themrmegasteez How do you possible remember that?

  • @themrmegasteez he probably stocks them yo

  • @TheMasterk1lla I think he probably IS him. How would anyone else notice that? I saw that Nuke video, and just rewatched it. He didn't do anything worth while to remember. I think hes just a troll trying to join session.

  • @BimoNR u think im lumpiest nut?

  • @themrmegasteez and sp00n

  • @themrmegasteez What I find strange is that you remembered and recognized the name in both videos!

  • @fspopshovit well lumpiest nut got an harrier against sandy wich is pretty special in my opinion and xcal makes fun of him in this video

  • OpTic Fanboy Shiteater

  • I hate the type 95 because I was playing FFA and I was using the mk14 I was also going for a moab I was on a 16 kill streak using specialist package and I got killed by a type 95 in one game the other game I went on another kill streak and I get killed by the type 95 again

  • good to see sp00n busting out an "asshat" comment.

  • anyway xcal can get a 20 kd with a shotgun before he knew of the ext mag glitch while xjawz gets a 2 kd with a a troll95.....

  • goddamn it. i hate piss team mates that make xcal lose...

  • I'm stuck under the truck

    HEY DAT RHYMED !!!!!!! 

  • omg xcal went on a death streak? holy shit! that's impossible!

  • Spoon: Holy shit I killed someone!

    5 seconds later...

    What the fuck!

  • is spoon a commentator?

  • @ismailmo4 Yep, /thecampingtree

  • @ismailmo4 check out his channel /TheCampingTree

  • @ismailmo4 ye

  • That shit happens to me all the time

  • @GHalfa don't worry about it do u have xbox or ps3?

  • why aint cal been uploading?

  • @TrIckWii Holiday break

  • hey xcal , you should do like a tactical aproach on resistance survival and show us how its done, just like you did with zombies please that would be cool

  • @sacre13 probably out of frustration, you would said that too if you were

  • When will xcalizorz prestige again I'm already 4 th

  • @thespiceyhenry hahahah im guessing never since like he loves his guns and i would to but to late i already did soo theres no point

  • @thespiceyhenry He reached 1 prestige 2 mounths ago and he dais he didnt want to prestige anymore cause getting prof. for shotguns is annoying

  • @thespiceyhenry sorry for the horrible english, typing to fast

  • @thespiceyhenry He is not going to prestige because he already has damage on all shotguns.

  • What the fuck xcal, why u dont like your subscribers so much? I think that u are making videos for us... Every question is being stupidly replied....

  • <3

  • is Xcal dead

  • This would probably would be better without the whining. I mean calling out "tryhards" when you are getting upset and using dual fmg's seems a little hypocritical.

  • i really hope he got his tv for christmas

  • where has his videos gone?

  • The awkward moment when xcal dies.

  • @Jersinema The awkward moment when Spoon gets a kill.

  • bakaara sounds like bakura from yu gi oh a bit lool

  • HE HAS LVL 31 FOR PP90M1 AND HE DOSNT USE IT 0_0

  • The new commenteries on spoons channel

  • @ZxXST3FANOV1CXxZ up your ass hes on vecation

  • Why hasent he uploaded in like 10 days

  • @IRETO360 His on vacation

  • @IRETO360 vacation.

  • @IRETO360 holidays

  • @finalaeon9 i found u

  • @CrossisBack LOL!

  • Optic fucking fanboy shit eater. haha.

  • mw3 is worst cod ever

  • OpTic Karmaz 6-16

    fanboy is so fanboy

  • This video sums up my mw3 experience. Good thing I didn't buy it.

  • TYPE 95: The Youngest Piss Eater 95

  • Does anyone know if xcal is still doing these Mw3 live comms? I mean, I hate the game but he makes it worth watching.

  • Have u gottin a Moab I just subed so idk

  • @cousins62 Yump he got one in a live comm with a striker

  • @cousins62 To respond in a non-Troll way... Yes, he's gotten, at least, 25 MOABs, that we know of. I suggest that you check out his "The Specialist" series, and you'll get a free lesson how to destroy all "piss-chugging" noobs!

  • He complains for every fucking thing..

  • did that guy ever get his TV?

  • That guy wants a TV for Christmas.

  • Sp00n is NOOB

  • pussy 95

  • If they release favela on a map pack can you disguise your self as a barrel with the riot shield and flash knife your way to victory???

  • Thats a FLAMINGO sp00n !!!

  • Your friend needs to calm down, and you need to stop complaining about camping. Just because people kill you doesn't mean they camp. It's a game, kill and get killed, try and have fun instead of raging/complaining.

  • @MazuKarakat Sp00n? He isnt complaining... Well he sort of is but its not a rage complain.

  • @MazuKarakat lol you obviously dont know sp00n xD

  • OpTic Fanboy, haven't seen those in a long time.

  • I don't know who you are xcal... but I don't agree with your morals, and I don't fully understand why you chose xcal, nor do I understand the meaning of life, nor do you, nor do i agree with you uncanny and reckless ways.... That is all

  • Assassin bitch money whore fucking jackass your the reason this game sucks since you use op shit that gets all your little fanboys to do the same thing

  • @TheDigitalAirstrike FUCK YOU, but seriously your spot on with that assumption

  • Ok, I am on the right video now... soo.. who's up for a orgy? Flash Mob? Whatever Fuck you

  • @jevonterules1155 Taking advantage of Bruce taking a break huh? Well expect a nice block when he comes back. Good-bye!

  • @jevonterules1155

    your mediocrity isn't my problem. have fun at the bottom of the mountain chump.

  • @xcalizorz haha your right and its good you dont seem to care what haters have to say. he called u OP and that makes no sense considering ur style of play (never camping lol). keep it up man i watch all your AC2 and COD clips!

  • @jevonterules1155 So much stupidity, it hurts!

  • @jevonterules1155 you mad bro?

  • @jevonterules1155 Fucking dumbass. ur probably one of those people who only use ACR's and type 95's who rage and blame lag every time they get killed. Fucking Dipshit

  • @jevonterules1155 ummm you do realize that everyone and their moms can get a uav in this game assassin is not overpowered at all

  • @jevonterules1155 No need to bring the hate, bro. In a game like MW3, where the spawn system is as terrible as it is, no perk or weapon is truly overpowered. Annoying to die by? Maybe. Ghost and Famas? NO!

  • @jevonterules1155 you obviously have no sense what so ever xCal can use what ever he wants because he is amazing and you are clearly not Thee3nd you bitch

  • xCal vs. xJawz?

  • @Reve1atiionz xcal would tear xjawz apart...

  • @Reve1atiionz xcal would destroy xjawz and shout GET SHIT, because xjawz can only do good if he has killstreaks like chopper gunner, while xcal can do good with his gun.

  • @SuperRJProduction I find that very untrue. xcalizorz is the most consistent but when xJawz is at his best no one can beat him. If you watch xcal livestream he almost always is at the top.

  • @Nike3710 I think you are wrong there, he(xjawz) only does good because he uses lethal killstreaks like chopper gunner/attack dogs/ac130/pavelow. And that is why he gets at the top of most of his matches, while xcal can do good with or without those killstreaks, I mean look at his 65-7 game with an olympia with spyplane/counterspy and napalm.

  • @SuperRJProduction xjawz is a huge killstreak whore. He'll hardly use low streaks. I understand like while on a big streak playing defensively but you'll notice he does it all the time. He'll have average gun on gun accuracy but like 2/3 of his kills are from killstreaks, which isn't good.

  • @kingplutoxiao1 For all of the time I was subbed to him, when I was subbed to him, I never saw him use anything lower than an attack heicopter in black ops or pred missile in mw3 or mw2.

  • @SuperRJProduction I mean look at whiteboy, or ronaldaho. They've ran with 3,4,5 killstreaks all the time.

  • @kingplutoxiao1 Well, bottom line is xjawz is a huge killstreak whore, and cannot do good without high killstreaks.

  • @SuperRJProduction i like xJawz but i totally agree! xCal rapes with his weapons all the time. I've been watching him for awhile and can not recall a negative K:D from him.

  • @CapnRiggs2k5 excpt dragunov stories in black ops, but that was the DRAGUNOV. He even did really good with rapid fire acog uzi in black ops.

  • @kingplutoxiao1 whitboy is shit h has like a 1.9 kd and 0.1 win loss

  • @M0NEYMAN1996 Thats because in MW3 its hard to keep a 2 k/d. You flame him, then you try to get one past a 2 k/d.

  • @kingplutoxiao1 ok sorry didnt reply for so long but i have higher than a 2kd just sayin

  • @M0NEYMAN1996 Not as easy from the bullshit in MW3. And i refuse to try hard.

  • @SuperRJProduction Are you serious? xJawz isn't even that good of a player, he's just a really good commentator.

  • @marLamaDeo That's what I said in the previous comments, I said he could only do decent because he uses killstreaks like chopper gunner, gunship, ac130,dogs etc. I don't think he is that good of a commentator, way too boring. I dont like him at all.

  • @Reve1atiionz XCAL would fucking blow Jawz off the face of the earth

  • 0:50

    RIP headphone users

  • optic fuckin fanboy shiteater

  • "it may have taken him all game, but OpTic got ballistic vests" XD

  • Spoon: "Holy shit I killed someone." LOL

  • lol Lumpiest Nut on the other team used to be on my friend's list

  • @codnoob67 It's a freaking live com idiot

  • @nighttaker666 And where does that leave you?

  • xcal is a best.

  • type 95 <3

  • @bluntstofakie i know i did

  • I want to like and subscribe but the commentary was just so boring and you sounded miserable and not even talking to your viewers........

  • @codnoob67 GTFO piss chugger

  • @codnoob67 its a livecom... why would he talk to his viewers when he has someone doing a live dual com with him? Hearing his reactions is MUCH better :]

  • @codnoob67 why would he talk to his viewers in a live comms. Go onto his post comms if you wanna hear him to talk to his viewers. Actually don't, we don't need dumbasses like you ruining a great channel like this.

  • @codnoob67 Idiot, live comm.

  • FAKE

    

  • OpTiC Karmaz

  • xcals team=sucky

    other team=campers

    formula for a loss

  • He sounds like a younger SandyRavage.

  • Why is in every Call of Duty video in tags : pickle9000 ?

  • how far away were you from a moab

  • master! we are awaiting your return.

  • i gave xcal a like because he didn't ask me for a like :D

  • @MrTigerbite88 xcal never asks...he's like the only commentator who doesn't

  • That would be a flamingo with on one leg not a pelican lol.

  • ive been watching a few videos here and ive noticed every comment on here is about how xcal is so amazing and hes the best... GET OFF HIS DICK! LEAVE YOUR HOUSE AND STICK YOUR PENIS IN A VAGINA!!!!

  • After playing Battlefield 3 its really hard to watch this game, but somehow xcal makes it possible

  • they say battefield is slow paced -____________-

  • He curses alot like some dude i know

  • All he does is complain. Sucks to be that young and that disgusted with everything.

  • @Rambojew hahaha most of people are worse than xcal just saying

  • @Rambojew who, xcal? I assure you, if he didn't complain as much as he does, he wouldn't be near as interesting to watch.

  • @Rambojew He despises the game.

  • i get spawn killed idek how many times. Its gay...

  • Eminemhugefan did better that xcal... Lolz jk

  • good to know that this same shit isnt just happening to me haha

  • stuck under the truck!! LMAO

  • All of xcals live com videos start with me seeing the grim reaper accolade haha

  • UMP45 - Rapid Fire

    Sleight of Hand, Hardline, Stalker

    Specialist; Assasin - Blindeye - Scavenger

    Semtex, flash grenades

    Juiced

    Go into any Domination and you can easily pull off a 2k/d. Try it out <3

  • Hey Xcal what are the chances that we will see you playing Skyrim on your channel?

  • Never seen xcal get a deathstreak, much less die more than 10 times. Damn.

  • i wish i had xcalz skillz :(

  • OpticXcalizors?

  • @TheMagundy he's better than that ;)

  • i love it when xcal dies he just goes... 'mmhmm'...

    hahaha lol xD

  • @nofearofwater suck my all american(non-american) ring piece dick face..

  • number of players needs to be based on how big the maps are in future cods. Why fallen is 6v6 is beyond me. Should never be less than 9v9. In ground war the map is okay for kill confirmed, but like most maps I can't play kill confirmed 6v6. Its just too slow.

  • Why does xCal get so mad when people take cover?

    It's a fucking tactic. No one is just going to run out in the open for you and let you shoot them.

  • @Linkinparkfan33 fuck you CAMPER

  • @Linkinparkfan33 Probably because he mostly uses shotguns, and it sucks using a shotgun when pussys are just sitting behind cover.

  • @Linkinparkfan33 are you sure your playing the same game? 9 out of 10 people in MW3 WILL run out in the open and let yuo shoot them. Thats the beauty of call of duty :]

  • @bathstyle

    Best thing xcal live commentates and brings out consistent high scoring gameplay.

  • @bathstyle where is the snorenanners video

  • @bathstyle man in black,dying soldier, ron?

  • @bathstyle - at first I though snornanners was a typo. then I looked closer :P

  • @bathstyle Yuh Juss Made Meh Dislike Diss Video :P I Gave It A Like, Buh Wen ISaw Yur Comment, IDisliked The Video, Juss Hope Yuh Know, It Was Yur Fault

  • @nextkiller55 Fuck off fanboy

  • @bathstyle i think you're over reacting a little

  • @bathstyle lol, most of the time idk wtf he's talking about