Added: 3 years ago
From: barelypolitical
Views: 799,989
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (2,027)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • hmm, how did I go from ballistic face masks to this?

  • daddy would u read me a bedtime story? what did you just say?

  • Goddamn, Jack Bauer, you really are the man!

  • who misses jack bauer and his bad assness?

  • They should have made more seasons :(

  • Nice editting, this is awesome ;)

  • ههههههههههه

    مسلسل جميل

  • Chuck Norris's son.

  • @TheBidoo It's Jack Bauer. He can.

  • so jack bauer...

  • It was a joke about the actor n honestly i have better things to worry about right now.

    Im not a racist if that's what you mean.

    Cheers!

  • Jack Bauer is always right DAMMIT!!

  • I guess they should have invited a white person for the series. No offense but Kiefer is really confused right now !!! roflmao

  • @MrBagpipeification Invited a white person? What are you talking about?

  • hahahaha, nice one

  • CAUSE I'm willing to do what it takes dammit! #EPIC!

  • We need better health care!!! Just a crazy white man!!!

  • this made my day, i havent laughed this hard in a while

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice...but that's because they asked him to tally up how many lives Jack Bauer saved through persistence, loyalty, and torture.

  • 'What did you just say?'

  • I miss 24!

  • Shut up with the Chuck vs Jack, everybody knows Jack would whip out his pistol and 1Shot em.

  • I did not see him shooting himself in the leg coming. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @TheBidoo He got connections

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • 24 is an awsome show. fantastic actually. spectactular even maybe. kiefer's ultimate acheivement thus far in his life. but this is pretty funny. sorry kiefer.

  • Bauer every time

  • Jack Bauer Vs. Chuck Norris? Anyone, anyone?

  • @LifeAsAnExtra Roundhouse meets right cross...it's what caused the big bang

  • @LifeAsAnExtra jack vs chuck? THAT'S LIKE DIVIDING BY 0

  • Great :)

  • I love 24 and think anybody who dosent is mental but this shit is damn funny!!!!!

  • This is so funny!!!!! Great Fan of 24!!!!

  • Just some crazy white man LMFAO! XD

  • damn i need caller id, that man is insane. we need better health care!

  • lol lol!! I'm a big fan of 24 but I LOVE THIS!!! "DAMMIT, MR. PRESIDENT, DON'T HANG UP ON ME!!! HAHAHAHA when Jack shoots himself "BECAUSE I'M WILLING TO DO WHAT'S NECESSARY, DAMMIT!!" And when Obama says the phone calls used to be funny... and the end, of course... LOL LOL!! 24 AND JACK BAUER 4EVER

  • Comment removed

  • That was verry funny

  • this was funny

  • "Daddy, would you read me a bed time story?" =)

  • minuttes?

  • i'm a big fan of 24  but i love this!!

    :D :D :D

  • :D :) :D

  • lol i"m a BIG 24 fan to i like this

  • I love the way how obama says "and how my life is danger" so despective!!!

  • i love this keep it up Jack!!!!!!!

  • hahahahahahahaha nice one

  • I'd be happy if Terrorists did attack Obama and he kicked there @$Z. :)

  • bad voice impersanations

  • Anybody else think jack sounds a little like Goku in this?

  • Can't stop watching this! LOL!!!

  • metal gear! lol...

  • Comment removed

  • thats very worse

  • DAMMIT!

  • hahaha.. finally, something funny

  • "As long as there are people out there, willing to commite acts of terror, i never stop" priceless!!

  • I heard Jack Bauer once beat a brick wall in a game of Tennis.

  • @kili123ify Jack Bauer>Chuck Norris

  • Rotfl that well funny lol nice one

  • amazing

  • what did u just say, haha~ wonderful ending~

  • Ad for the Patriot Missile system!

    Seriously?

  • @icanandian18 it's nor his fault he hs to undo what bush fucked up first

  • "That guy is insane we need better healthcare"

  • Fuck Obama!

  • @IndianaHenryJones20 fuck you!

  • @FatFis fuck you virgin! nah joke. This video was quite good wasn't it?

  • @FatFis your crazy if u like obama, starting illegal wars, braking amendments, turning your country into a police state, hes a puppet. Oh and also what promises has he kept? NONE. Ron Paul 2012. But yeah this video was pretty funny

  • @IndianaHenryJones20 That dudes a dirty nigga

  • what you do say kkk

  • man,at moments he really sounds like Solid Snake....

  • This is the most pathetic, moronic c**p I've ever seen. Totally unfunny and you should leave the internet now. Dick.

  • "Daddy will u read me a bed time story?"

    *pause*

    Obama: "What did u just say??"

    Lol XD

  • *Jack shot himself in the leg*

    Obama- "Well what the hell did you do that for?"

  • Best thing ever

  • Haha xD lmoa xD

  • LMFAO

  • LMAO A LOT!!!

  • hahaha!!!!!1

  • hahaha

    you tell him jack!!

    your badass<3

  • hahaha....can't stop laughing

  • if this werent satire i'd like it.

  • jack bauer >>>> chuck norris

    jack bauer >>>> god

  • this is the stupidest thing ever...  fail

  • Sorry to repeat but... ...LMAO

  • LMAO

  • Her 8 year old daughter is working for a terrorist <-----best part lol

  • just crezy wait man

    hahahahahahahahahahahah

    greet mr.obama fuck power

  • Obama will delete this video.

  • HAHA ! love the way he says BABA (byebye)

  • Who was that on the phone daddy?

    Nothing just a crazy white man!

    Best part!!!

  • obama hung up wen there clock said 00:27 and then again wen it said 01:43 so it waz multiple fone calls!!!!

  • THATS CRAP

  • the phone call waz less than 2 min

  • Well I'm "a part" of JACK BAUER AMERICA....we need a Jack Bauer type to run America...fuck Obama, exactly right, Obama doesn't want to get his hands dirty...doesn't have the balls to stand up for WHAT'S RIGHT...if he's re-elected....WE ARE FUCKED!!!!

  • "There is not a Red State America or a Blue State America. There is only JACK BAUER's America."

  • @PurushaDesa You realize he's Canadian, right?

  • not funny at all

  • "t, we need better healthcare" lmao

  • daddy will u sead me a bed time story? wat did u just say?

  • Thats how the hunt of Osama Bin Ladden started.

  • this would have been better if they took fragments of actual speech from Obama and Jack and put them together.

  • @Gibbontake

    no... then it would sound synchronized and robotic...

  • HAHAHA...OMG!!!

    

  • this is so fuckin' dumb.

    

  • Comment removed

  • @MrPet99er sigh...this is why america can't have nice things

  • @davidrubiomartin Excuse me?

  • @MrPet99er Iz u bare dumm blud!?

  • hahaha perfect Jack Bauer

  • Jack: Terrorist is in a White House!

    Obama: What their status?

    Jack : What do you their status? Mr. President you are the terrorist !

    Obmana: Why? I didn´t hurt anyone!

    Jack: Say that to people in Libya, Iraq, Avganistan, Vietnam, Serbia...

  • @rambaldiCyber obama didn't do anything to Vietnam :P

  • @rambaldiCyber But USA did...! xD 

  • LMAO"we need better healthcare" Random

  • What did you just say? awesome.....

  • I love obama's "bye bye"jajajajaja

  • Obama watched too much 24 last days, he is so copy pasting the show, just watch the cabinet pictures. :)

  • It makes it even more funny now that Bin Laden's dead. I dunno why :)

  • it would appear faux & friends,President Barack Hussein Obama IS Jack friggin' Bauer!!!!

    Hannity, Beck, Oreilly, Roger, Wallace, Mr Coulter, Douchee..... WHERE'S THE F-ING APOLOGY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Oh yeah -- the GOP DNA is shame, humiliation and humanity bankrupt.

  • Good Job Bauer. We're very proud of it

  • i like obama's 'hey'!!lo!!!...god he's so cool!

  • I heard Jack Bauer just got back from Afghanistan

  • Obama hired Jack Bauer to kill Bin Laden

  • lmfao we need healthcare

  • this fake jack baur voice actor is terrible

  • @TheMerkWithTheMouth Jack's german voice sounds like that!! :D

  • @Bibbsli not really...

  • 551 people will die by a trorist D=

  • I love how the guy used that quote to George from season two about getting your hands dirty.

  • wow give me 5 seconds of my life back TROLROLROLololoOLOLOLLOL

  • dawn mr president kkkk

  • Stop voting up people who just quote the damn video. Jeez.

  • @TheJokeMonster Obama- "I'm not president Palmer" LOL

  • if you like jack bauer like the facebook page: Jack Bauer is a God

    copy this and paste in in every jack bauer video to make a riot!

    WE WANT SEASON 9!

  • This one is best of all....damn it!

  • just some crazy white man

  • lol

  • That guy is insane.. We need better healthcare. ROFL

  • President Palmer: I hope you can get a refund.

    Wayne Palmer: A refund?

    President Palmer: From whoever sold you that load of crap!

  • I LOVE 24! check out my parody! search 24 Parody [11:47 AM - 12:00 PM]

  • There were two different President Palmers! Wayne became president in Season 5!

  • Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget what Jack Bauer has done...

  • I dont know if i have gone completely mad.. but the voice of Jack/Kiefer sounds like Misha Collins... Maybe i've been watching too much Supernatural...

    But the video is great :D

  • Nothing, honey. Just some crazy white man.

  • Is it crazy that the first commercial is the Allstate commercial starting Ex Pres. Palmer?

  • That was fucking retarded.

  • what was that ? lol i shot myself in the leg lol

    

  • 'We need better health care' haha that was subtle :)

  • Comment removed

  • its jack bauer DAMNIT!!!!

  • Who is the voice actors for this?

  • HAHAHa

  • who am i speeking 2

    its jack bauer dammit

  • Ha, I got an allstate advertisement. Thats funny...because of David Palmer...

  • @keithr1985 thats extremely ironic.

  • 528 people are hungover after watching this video.

  • 523 people are crazy white men...

  • Oh, nothing just a crazy white man

    oh.........

  • Good job! That was very funny!

    " what did you just say?"

  • THAT WAS THE FUNNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

  • lol wut program made this?

  • Excellent! bet even Obama and Kiefer Sutherland would love this!

  • "Look President Palmer" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! That's priceless!

  • I guess that playing Jack Bauer took its toll on Kiefer Sutherland. He is now suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder (or Multiple Personality Disorder). And one of his alternate personas is the character of Jack Bauer who believes that Barak Obama is president Palmer, is convinced that he is in danger of a terrorist attack and he is willing to do whatever is necessary.

  • DAMN IT! DROP THE GUN NOW!!!!

  • l love to hear "damn it" from jack bauer.....

  • 517 terrorists were behind this plan and are pissed that their hit failed.

  • shot himself in the leg . . . hmm

  • "That man's insane! We need better health care."

  • I love it!.....DAMN IT!!!

  • actually pretty funny lol... not superb tho.