Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (condensed)

[godstomper]

There are people on mars, they call themselves Liberals.

[km9OOO]

@godstomper Wow, that's quite a stretch for cheap liberal-bashing.

[ffgg96]

/watch?v=0-5uSZWhaNo

[ech064]

the fight scene... oh the faces lol

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

Donna Conforti blows me on the weekends now.

[WennIchTanzenWill]

I really really want to know what was in Santa's pipe.

[dig6dog]

finally, i have something to watch when stoned :)

[GalaticSpaceHero]

Martians ! there comming to get uuuuuuuuu

[ChrisPawelski]

Does the buttered asparagus pills make their pee smell too?

[MrPocketWatch1]

Chochum scares the shit out of me.

[InuKH2Sammy]

"she went to the food pill center to get some new food pills!"

[Skulldini]

Oh yeah,.. "We need one of your santa claus's!" .. they think there's a whole race of santas because of all the fake Salvation Army santas,.. THAT point was missed in this condensed version here.

[Skulldini]

Now THIS is what I call ART!! Seriously, I shit you not!!

[302zman]

cocaine



[butterandcheese92]

0:01

Santa: Ho ho, kids, smoking is good for you!

^ Courtesy of MST3K :)

[freakoutguitarsolo1]

condensed movies rock, do moar

[Arguman]

And why haven't their children laughed before? Wtf

[victorthegroover]

@Arguman are you really asking? like that is the only thing that doesnt make sense!!! HAHAHA!!! the whole fucking thing is nuts :P

[Arguman]

Batman's a Martian!

[elcolondejack]

lol! "as leader of the martians you must do something about this!!"

that would be like someone telling Obama: "mr. president, as leader of the humans you must solve the situation in afghanistan!!"... the scripwriter for this crap had sum very stale shrooms or sum martian LSD before he wrote this very very fucked up thing

[octofish]

Pia Zidora back when she was a great actress.

This movie couldn't be worse if Pauly Shore was in it.

I'm gonna have to watch "Glitter" just to get this out of my head.

[samarabob]

heh, those foreign headlines have nothing to do with santa at all.

[Tankovic23]

i was tripping out when the guy was fighting in the toy shop

[bythebytheway]

Wow! The whole movie in 10minutes. One of the most bad movies really turns out to be quite a good classic. I watch it when I can. Nice quick version. Thanks !

[AdamJaffer]

don't do drugs kids...

[FlavorRed]

Too late.

[motherpucker85]

lol this is sooooo stupid.

in Fullerton california they have a play on this movie.

and it sells out every year.

[syketo]

Man, that's just fucking cheesy.

[motherpucker85]

but its true.

[JeffZHigs1]

oh...dude I wanted to watch this ever since I saw the list of worst movies ever made, and this was like number 3

[FlavorRed]

Martian: "You will never return to Earth. Now you belong to Mars."

Santa: "Ho, ho, ho..."

Fucking classic!

[nitarbell]

lol epic

[FlavorRed]

lol. Indeed.

I never noticed it before but that part of the movie is the climax of the whole story.

[plaparen]

I think I can save a crapload of money on thanks to this movie! I will never have to buy drugs again XD!

[TheGringoLoco]

Probably the worst sci-fi movie ever made besides "Robot Monster" and "Astrocreeps". lol

[aantiawp]

lol, agreed, but the song RULES. :D

[pirzol89]

@TheGringoLoco

haha try "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam" aka Turkish Star Wars :)

[vacamann]

Custume

[TheRonGordyShow]

You are the best man! I love your stuff!