How To Dance Like A White Guy - The Advanced Moves

[badsalad313]

Proof white people had the stanky leg first

[OneMillonAce]

I used to dance like a white guy then I took an arrow in the knee.

[11mac11s]

6,000 years and white people still can't dance. At least point, it's time to hang it up people.

And copying off us doesn't count as dancing.

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

@11mac11s 6000 years and niggers are still animals

[11mac11s]

@aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa

You more beastly than any of the original people of the planet Devil. We're the fathers and mothers of civilization you dumb devil.

Nasty hairy murderous beast.

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

@11mac11s You are the father of primitave animal like life. Learn your own history. no art, music, writing, sailing, farming-NOTHING. a failed sub-species is what you are.

[11mac11s]

@aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa

I guess Egypt doesn't exist then huh?

Shut the fuck up Devil. We're done here. I have no interest in talking to you. You're garbage.

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

@11mac11s right, the mudhut niggers built the pyramids! lol

[WenDollable]

If I wasn't a TRUE American this just wouldnt be BEYOND funny to me!



[Laurie4631]

@DancingTaylor Lol my daughter and son also dance a little like this and they aren't white either ... like the guy said, "laugh hysterically!!" Life is for fun and I wish people would quit making more out of a comment than need be

[warzyxx]

what te name of the song please ?

[mondezdurden]

@warzyxx Tootie Roll is the name of the song. it's from the 90's.

[warzyxx]

@mondezdurden thank mate

[MrsJLSterForever]

LOOOL! @XAngel228 I'm Kosovan xD

[lilemzii5]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[FEARBUNNY14]

I need to get this!

[coolchicnfriends]

roflmaozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Texaswolf88]

yessssss

[LessonsFromAWhiteBoy]

lol



[Mandama004]

The army doesn't really need any help making itself look like a joke.

[MrsJLSterForever]

@Mandama004 Let me guess, you're serbain right?

[Mandama004]

@MrsJLSterForever Nope. I fully support our troops as people but fully oppose the government and military agenda.

[MrsJLSterForever]

@Mandama004 Oh, Cool Cool.

[ThePooppantsman]

this was pure magic!

[headbangs947]

This is wayyyy funnier to me than it should be.

Pencil Whip this Bitch

[Lipsandass]

He was getting down!!!!! Go ARMY!!!!

[loodwig]

The almost crotch grab. Nice. I'm using this the next time I'm out.

[psycho642]

I prefer the grab 100% crotch move...

[Butteryjam]

As a white guy i can confirm this is good dancing.

[lelightful]

I just spit my coffee out at work! LMAO!

[xxdiabolicalxxsins]

@lelightful lol

[inyourfacevideos96]

wow honkys really cant dance

[druxfilms]

@inyourfacevideos96 stop lieing... we can dance... just not well...

[ValkyrieVaryn]

dude that's great!!!

[ASacredSpirit]

He's not that bad.

[Reese702]

@Tarck452 lol...Lil smokies

[Xanofar]

Hey look! Trolls!

[Tarck452]

White guys have tiny, pink dicks.

[KingNative1]

The White boy had rythm.

[lovemelongtimeAA]

lol, I laughed

[misztashababyy]

aaaaahhh, that shit is HOT! xD

[2sweet1able]

This guy isnt that bad tho..

[TheCicero199]

I have tried these white guy dance moves on the dance floor. I didn't understand why people laughed at me. I thought that I was the killer. :-(

[Lipsandass]

He can do the tootsie roll, though!

[xxdiabolicalxxsins]

LMAO!!!!

[ANGELO13111]

haters gonna hate

[c0dyc00kie]

I mention kidding

[c0dyc00kie]

Oh god if this is what our soldiers are doing in Iraq were screwed haha :) just kiind nice Video man

[Machetazo1]

@c0dyc00kie ...You're already screwed.

[nightshade288]

im glad i am latin american

[Machetazo1]

@nightshade288 Yeah I second that notion... White girls waz always like "Ooo I love the way you guys dance" But I was always like it's just normal, but then after seeing this, I understood their pain!!

[Reese702]

"the chicken wing" lmao!!!

[xDiamondDoll702x]

That move is sick! Put some soulja boy in the background and we got a new dance craze

[josh1256789]

i can already dance like a white guy, cause i am one hahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!

[BrianLC8]

LOL, this guy was was my roomate...

[lamrof]

what the fuck is wrong with these albinos maggots.  Why on earth can't you dance. its just about moving your fucking body with the rhythm. Goddamnit.

[shango007007]

i agree: u definitely need soul 2 dance. and dude: u make the army look bad :P

[chance9888]

Pencil Whip This, Bitch.

[a2hunts]

****But white people can dance just not American ones**

[a2hunts]

this was funny.I Am white.But white people cant dance just not American ones lol.Go to Ireland and see them dance,Holy shit they can dance better than black people -_-.

[spiritofthewind1132]

I need to learn to do that dance.

[bigakademiks]

lololol he is groovin though lololol

[ilovebritishbulldogs]

all this shit about white boy cant dance is dum channing tatium can dance hes white rob hoffmen can 2 hes also white oh and justin timberlake theres another white one the list goes on and on and on

[Nautypaw]

@ilovebritishbulldogs they all have choreographers

[bigwillakingkilla]

fucking love it...... pencil whip this bitch

[fallyfigure]

The army never looked so gay.... (The Shirt)

[pulsegang]

i wanna learn how to do this.....actually looks ight lol

[cafeconlechegrl]

LMAO!!!

[DaAcester]

roflmao, "where people will admire you or laugh histerically at" LOL!

[assphincter]

Excellent job with this. Good stuff.

[GTFORDMAN]

hahahaha, the chicken-wing, elvis leg wobble & the almost crotch grab, that would totally win so you think you can dance lol! (jk)

[SonOfLeeScratchPerry]

Too see what an expert level in white guy dancing, just check my video: "Drunken white guy dancin to kwaito music" + "Return of the drunken white guy"

The worst white dancer on the web.

[lexymkhotmailcom]

why are people talking about war and shit this a joke! A funny video, a joke not war. Calm your shit down, and shut the fuck up thanks:)

[RacismSux]

Roflmaoooooooooooooo!  lol

[megacorona100]

holy shit bruh this is hella funny !

[Spiralls]

Almost crotch grab gets em everytime lol

[D33Lux]

I recommend that you get your credit cards out right now & purchase this vid! This video has changed my life, last week I was 300lbs, 40 yr old virgin who plays warcraft all day in my grandmothers wood panel basement. Well you should see me now! I lost 150lbs, have a playboy bunny g/f who doesn't mind living in my grandmothers basement with me and dances naked while I play warcraft and ignore her. Thanks how to dance like a white guy! I'm king of the world!

[barb7124]

OMG LMFAO

[NuttZach206]

Whites have been to the moon, and they rule the world.

Go fuck yourself.

[NuttZach206]

Thats not my dad.

Do you know who your dad is? Because I heard the presence of black fathers is about fifty five percent.

Oh yeah, and quite speaking my language.

[D33Lux]

What the fuck does the moon have to do with any of this you inbred lab rat, now go kiss my boots you simpleton bitch! Who is that your boy friend is that why you're mad and hanging off his balls, douche bag!

[2800boy]

This one is funny to white people cause it was made by whites but the other one was made by blacks so it's racist, wow hahaha.

[DamnShow]

the other one wasn't made by blacks moron.

[Spiralls]

LMFAO!!!! w0w!! hahahahhahah

[mo99mo99mo99]

lol i called no1 picking up

[checkyodraws]

LOL! Yeah, baby, Yeah.

[nevawrong]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

FUCKIN HILLARIOUS, lol lol lol lol lol lol ha ha ha ha

[kittydreamz86]

hahah holy wow. that's good stuff.

[sirkight1]

no wounder why black people hate white peopl;elol

[restolo]

whats the phone number

[1msdevo2]

you need to stop, this is to funny

[ReggaeGods]

what about the handpoint body leaning thingy

[cambuchaG]

WTF LOL

[rockchic1104]

I think my dad watched this video

[mookieman89]

yeah my white dancin vid is way cooler

[f16pilot92]

you don't even have one

[urossesum2]

haha he looks exactly like a chicken overdosing on the toilet=)

[gritngravy]

whew thank goodness there is a dance video because i am going to the club friday night lol

[dizzy613]

You need soul to dance

[lbjwannabe]

@dizzy613 sucks for gingers then huh? lol

[elchessboy0wnzuagain]

EVERYONE knows white people can't dance. lolz Im so happy im a dark italian. wheww... ;)

[aphsknight74]

Nice really.

I laughed genuinely.

[sadisticmaniac3698]

Lol, it's the official ARMY dance XD

[sistahsharon]

yhat dance looks cool.

[ilikevidsandcoolstuf]

i order it a year ago and i pay my 43 payments or 48.86.5... but nutting jking

[thesniffysniffy]

how to dance like a black guy:

- bob up and down at the knees to the beat and don't move ur feet

- bob ur head to the beat while looking around at everyone with a angry "hardcore" facial expression. make sure ur neck is loosened up

- act like ur not really trying hard

- if you like the song, shake ur right arm (or left if left-handed) up and down to the beat.

- if you really really like the song say "YEEEEH BOYYYY"

- grab ur balls or cock with ur other hand

[JKS2020]

LOL! Nah, we don't actually do that shit, but even if we did, it would still look better than those convulsions YOU have on the dance floor!

[1NCEAGN]

LOL

[mauiboynokaoi]

You obviously haven't seen real black dancers. Check out Khris Khaos and truthfully say the exact same thing.

[thesniffysniffy]

i'm just going by what i see in rap videos. i was just joking i know there are a lot of good black dancers out there, but there are some good white dancers too. i mean professional dancers... i checked out your buddy there and he is good but his dancing is too sexual which makes me feel like a fag for even watching it

[mauiboynokaoi]

LOL check out Daniel Shihinus. The only prof. that I found that has his vids is iPaiMai.  He's a white dancer and he is crazy good. He was the one who inspired me to start dancing.

[lionzion22]

Look up envy - thesniffysniffy lol

[pdxwill]

Who cares if white guys can dance or not? Dancing is fucking stupid, even people who are good at it look stupid. What's so great about flailing your body around in sync with some music? I'd rather just head-bob.

[mauiboynokaoi]

You're just saying that cause you suck. Maybe if you actually take time to practice you can be good like Daniel Shihanus or Khris Khaos.

[pdxwill]

No.. I'm saying it because dancing is retarded, and people look like retards when they dance. It's pointless. I wouldn't know if I'm any good because I have no desire to dance. I can't stand being around people who are dancing, they make me sick with their idiocy.

[paredesamour]

You like head-bobbing?

[christineanncrown]

men!!!!! white people can not dance at all. and i dont give a fuck what people say. if yall want to kno how to dance come to jamacia and we will show u how.

[swansandtyphus]

Ever heard of Irish dancing?

Irish people are the only white people who know how to dance.

[mauiboynokaoi]

Germans can dance too douche. Look up Daniel Shihanus. In my opinion one of the greatest dancers in the world. Also forward this comment to christineanncrown or whatever their username is because some white people actually can dance.

[steveofan]

i dont think that white people care. we just like to have fun

[lionzion22]

Everybody that dances likes to have fun. Some just have better coordinated fun than others.

[dizzy613]

hahahhaha whiteys

[pipsigirl89]

LMFAO O SHIIT! ThaTz FuNNy

[plaue22]

i wonder how many idiots actually called that number lol

[lithiumdeuteride]

Literally several viewers called it.

[plaue22]

ROFL

[NuttZach206]

and they were all black.

[dizzy613]

If I was white ,I would call asap

[1poptart36]

@plaue22 ITS A FAKE?! ._.

[ollieroks]

@1poptart36 really, are you white and can dance? really i need to know the truth. pleeease. can a white guy dance? i need to know. this is killing me.

[1poptart36]

@ollieroks ._.

[WelloDaDon]

@ollieroks im white and i can dance



[josh1256789]

@plaue22 i was about too but then i remembered i already knew that move =]

[19DeltaWife]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[boiledmushrooms]

OLIVER RICHARDSON IS A MUSLIM

[hellosprouts]

MARTIN BALCO IS A JEW

[urkel4ever]

And White girls [such as myslef] Either dance REALLY trashy or really good or dorky... So unpredictable... I am good and dorky =]

[SorteKnekt]

I have learned everything I can about dancing from this film, its a mustbuy XD

[CubsBears08]

lol. i want to see this guy on "So you think you can dance" and do his dance to Tootsee Roll. that be the funniest freakin thing in the history of television! ROFL

[ha0676578]

lol

[makpak]

white people these days.

[MICROBIAL]

WTF whiteys dance like mmm, don´t know, its imposible to name that shittly dance

[wryi123]

5 stars!!!!

[lesmortsneparlentpas]

He rules

[dialmformergency]

Damn dude, did your staff sgt. know you put this together. LMAO

[XAngel228]

He found out the hard way. I sent it out to everyone on the network - BUT HIM. (I worked for the G6, so I know my way around a network and email server.) So he was one of the last people to see it.

He wasn't mad on anything. He laughed too. He was going through a lot at this time, so this was a little "cheer up" for him.

[dialmformergency]

Aww, you rock! It looks like you put a lot of effort into it (or you really are a guru.)

Take care a be safe.

=)

[sg500]

i bet his dance is a major hit at wedding receptions! lol @ the almost crotch grab.

[XAngel228]

You know.. I am all for free speech and everything, but you guys who are wrapped up in preaching against the war and stuff need to chill.. this was just a funny moment in the military...it wasn't an invite to bash us.

[reginablablabla]

Oh my fucking god, i cant tell you how hard i laughed.

[toopopular4u2]

have fun being ignorant.

[cosmicarainia]

sensitive about people being killed in war, i'll never chill about that Sargent!

[WhiteShark392]

Are you in the military?

[cosmicarainia]

None of your business asshole!

[WhiteShark392]

lmao

That means no. :-)

[cosmicarainia]

i shoulda just told white shark not bad mouth the military unless he's willing to do the job

[cosmicarainia]

usually, it's overload your ass. meaning say something stupid...rude hilly billy talk

[CubsBears08]

hey, these are my go to moves!lol the chickenwing. priceless.

[WhiteShark392]

You know, now I don't feel so bad that these people got sent over to Iraq. They like to kill people, couldn't find real jobs, and they can't even dance! Go military intelligence, go!

[cosmicarainia]

may we see you dance eloquently white shark?? go, let your mouth over load your rear, go!

[GaudyAppartment]

You know, not all people who join the army are people who can't find jobs. And I'm sure the majority of them don't even have a desire to kill people.

True, some people may be in the military for money reasons, but consider this, at least they're defending the freedom that most people have today. (I'm assuming you're American, if not, sorry :])

So before you sit here and try to insult soldiers who are only having harmless fun, I'd rethink insulting soldiers.

[derbyshark]

The job of the American troops is to kill people, usually in countries, far, far away from America, and typically people that are dirt poor and just want independence from American imperialism. If someone doens't want to kill people and can find other jobs, why would they become an occupier...I mean soldier or hero or whatever they're calling themselves these days?

[toopopular4u2]

Are you kidding me? The job of an American soldier is to protect the human right of people. hundreds of thousands of people died because of the tyranny in the middle east before we occupied. A lot of people say that we had no right to go over there and occupy because turns out not Weapons of mass destruction. what do you call a weapon of mass destruction. Hell, I call a person able to hijack a plan and crash it into a building filled with thousands of people a weapon of mass destruction.

[toopopular4u2]

No, they brought the fight to us. The military decided to take it over there where there is no concern about safety of the US citizens. granted some innocent bystanders have been caught in the crossfire, but we have rules of engagement for a reason. In WWII, Everyone turned to the US for help when Hitler tried to take over the world. Many fail to notice that we could have easily lost that war. Remember this: those who don't know history are fail to repeat it? we watched Hitler take power slowly

[toopopular4u2]

Everyone was fine with what was going on in the middle east. It would have idiotic to let it happen again. I mean honestly, does anyone here think that with the opec nations in the middle east, and their easily accessible cash to buy WHATEVER THEY WANT, that WWIII wasn't gonna happen eventually. The only difference, is that we took it to their territory before anything else as big as 9/11 could happen. We decided not to wait for everyone to ask for our help.

[mattfatt67]

Hi, 2 Canucks, an Anglo and a frenchy would like to remind you the Americans kept out of WWII as long as possible until they saw an economic advantage. The Brits and their Allies would have eventually defeated Hitler (who stupidly attacked Russia), but thanks to the Yanks it happened sooner. So thank you. But careful about "everyone turned to the US for help" statement. Hope you liked my mini essay. Haha, take care buds!

[NuttZach206]

America saved your ass twice.

Why would America get involved with a SECOND world war thousands of miles away. They needed to see if they could justify losing thousands of men again.

[NuttZach206]

Number of terrorist attacks on U.S. soil since invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan: 0

Sometimes you have to fight violence with violence.

[mattfatt67]

Number of times US goes to war with Canada: Once.

Number of American loses to Canada: One.

1812 baby! Haha! Actually, I really don't care but download the song "War of 1812" by the Arrogant Worms and have a good laugh. Unless you have no sense of humour....

[A1B2C4DED8]

putain comment ca ce fait que nous les blancs on ait pas le move in the skin sheet

[juanclarissa]

OMG!!!!!!  TOO FUNNY!!!!

[Leeka42]

the almost crotch grab is halairious ... as for dance moves well lets just say it depends on what the meaning of "is" is...LOL

[mchristian0415]

treetop... do they call you that because your a dumb monkey.

[Treetopz55]

cracker look like he's getting raped by a invisible shark. White people are retards!

[sportsguy9328]

we are arnt we haha

[thonthonshady]

oh wow. too advanced for me.

[fallenangel543]

im a white girl, but this is actually pretty funny......

[a27joekickass]

omg lol

[sebaaayoune]

you are funny i like that