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  • china gonna own america in everything

  • Awesomest commercial ever

  • are these real?!?!?!?!? hahahaha, these are fuckin' brilliant

  • i think the funnyest one was the one when he herd , a shooting sound while he was tieing his shoes and than ran hellah fast ! that was the funnyest

  • these commercials are awesome. nike needs to make more like these. ps. racist redneck pig, go back to your double wide, fry something, and stop saying bad things about chinese people.

  • Ahahahahahaha I loved the one with the globe

  • you will understand the commercial if you understand the word at the end of the commercial.

  • @bakeryssoul 随时 or sui shi, meaning anytime

  • I hate people writing bad comments about China on this video. I like this commercial. I want to see ordinary comments about commercials, chinese culture and etc.

    But instead, I see comments like:

    @youtube user: lol, what can you do chink? eat my dog???

    @2ndyoutube user Go choke a burger you fat ignorant ..

    .... To people who are writing racist and igornat comments at eahc others: You are giving your own country a bad image.

  • FUCKIN SMART.

  • @CaptainCheap21

    Damn..... I first thought you were a moron. I stand corrected, you are a mental schizo idiot.

    I think that stupid gibberish will be improved infinitely when you say: how do you call a cheapo chinko in a car falling down a cliff? Waste disposal in a green way....;-)

    Hope you choke on your coke! ;D

  • @CaptainCheap21

    Hahahahahaha......doubt that.

    A cheap chinco like you even the Japanese would be disgusted and we r talking about beasts eating raw fish, huh! Go wank urself with that ugly flag of urs, wanker!

  • @weissman2000 HAHAHAHA JAPAN EARTHQUAKE HAHAHAHA DIED YOUR MUM GET KILLED IN THAT ONE OR The NUKES? EITHER WAY YOUR GRANDPARENTS DIED FROM ONE OR THE OTHER! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  • @CaptainCheap21

    So, u r saying u r a Sanlu baby?

  • 1:06 Yao ming

  • @CaptainCheap21

    hmmm......take your medicine?

  • Yeah, try to run on a day of 100 degrees F. Have it your way! The WRONG way!

  • The bus has an announcement that sounds like Beijing.

  • Dumb as fuck

  • LOL :D. Basketball in China is the best!!!

  • this ad was during the olympics. thats why people

  • welcome to learn Chinese with our school!欢迎您来我们学校学中文!

  • something about asian commercials is more attractive to me than american ones :P

  • :21 Runescape Str skill cape emote

  • What the fuck chineese are trying to sell again ?

  • brilliant commercials!

  • The point- buy our nike products! they'll make you do epic stuff! 8D

  • Garabandal's prophecies are coming.

    Get ready.

  • o.-0

  • they are fucking funny !!!! especially one at 1:17 lol !!!! race!!! yeah!!!

  • "Nike" literally translates to "victory".

    I see nothing pagan about winning.

    Jesus was no loser.

  • The highest rated comment baffles me...How the fck does this commercial got to with cows, westerners and Indians

  • last one's the best

  • poor city...

  • @Siokosyo100 these were ages ago

  • @Siokosyo100 these were ages ago

  • @may1989cn you think im that retarded that i have to read something as simple as that 3 times before i can understand it??????? you dont even know me. fuck you

  • @best496 relax ,that was really a net problem, i am not sure the comment had posted if that troubles you, i am sorry

    you didn't need the f word

  • @Siokosyo100 these were ages ago

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  • @Siokosyo100 relax ,that was really a net problem, i am not sure the comment had posted if that troubles you, i am sorry

    you didn't need the f word

  • @Siokosyo100 These were commercials during the late 90's bruh.

  • i studied abroad at beijing normal university, some of the places looked like it was on campus

  • are these commercials official ones?

  • @mahhlubbie I didn't see these on tv. this is my first time see these

  • The symbolism "Nike Logo" and the name "Nike" reflects ,Pagan belief . Before, anyone buys a "Nike" product , they should consider ,whether it right to wear this brand, " or any brand" ,label after pagan beliefs

  • @derekdb2 Isn't the whole concept of Christmas based on pagan beliefs? The Christmas tree atleast. And the modern depiction of the devil with horns and all. Ignorance everywhere ..

  • The first one is hte very besst and worth a try *lola*

  • the one with the globe kicked ASS xD

  • Man, coolest commercials for a sneaker I've ever seen! Me likes!...

  • Come on why the he'll did the guy below

  • So much different than... Japanese... comercials

  • search The BURNT TWINKIE EATER

  • great commercial!

  • ***** for China!!!

  • BUT WHATS CHINA?

  • rofl the last one and the first one was funny

  • Did you know that Americans ate cow? Goddamn savages, all of them. How can anyone even think about eating cow, I mean, come on!

  • Actually myself loves dogs most and I have raised a lot at home. There are also so many animal protection agents in China.

    Anyway, it's just every country has those kind of freaks who eats dogs and cats and China is so so big!

    I just always get very angry when those westeners ask me EVERY time about ''do u eat dogs?rats?frogs? or any thing even babies?' I am just get quitet tired of this!!!

    Those stupid westerners!!!

  • @ritasky666

    What is wrong with eating cat's, dogs, snakes, rats, jellyfisch? I did eat all those things and more in China, and i liked it. What is the difference in eating a pig or a dog?

    Don't defence yourself, there's nothing wrong with all this!!!

  • @GJDreijer I’m not defending myself. I'm just telling the truth. I never eat anything like these. U know there r also some people like u in Holland who like this kind of thing.

    BUT I just don't understand why people don't argue about Japs eating whales and Koreans eating more dogs than Chinese;French eat horses; Americans eat beef while Indians don't; Europeans eat pork while Muslims don't. It's just about eating meat, unless u r vagitarian.

  • @ritasky666

    COOL

  • @ritasky666

    I don't understand the discussion at all. Let's all eat what we like. If other people like other things it's their own business :-)

  • Nice and funny!

  • funny

  • China needs to create more things like this in order to make the world embrace her.

  • sadsad

  • Haha , those commercials are funny. All Nike's commercial are funny, though. But I prefer Adi Dasler products anyway :)

  • lol at the student and teacher fencing. also the judo. ^^

  • Niezłe :)

  • Long Live China From PAKISTAN AND KSA

  • when i was little i use to think i could run super fast like the flash because of nikes XD

  • @vlogameir and jump like jordan ...... ^^

  • love it

  • chinese liked those commercial?

    

  • I like the last one LOL

  • what is it with people with there racism comments -,- sure there are some that eat dogs or cats but that doesn't mean that other places in the world never ate it or something other than that

  • 1:46 那个抢花贼啊。。。太彪悍

  • So much racism in comments.

  • @TheSouthlake There will always be ignorant people

  • the chinese....a great bunch of lads

  • @xLossage are you an idiot? those things were HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO Mr. History teacher!

  • These commercials made me LOL in real life. Not a lot of commercials can do that. Freaking funny

  • Lol @ the kid spinning the globe XD

  • Judo one was the best!

  • 1:40 the oinly one that was funny

  • Nike are for dummies

  • Old china lol

  • Haha

  • Everyone is going to brainwash everybody.

  • that's quite funny, and reflects the lives of Chinese well.

  • basketball part was hella funny,hahaha.

  • i love the way lu xiang speeds up, its almost like he is taking off

  • awsome! its like 80s or 90s old ads.

    I am pretty sure lots of decents are very good at sporting,

  • china is beautiful

  • hehehhe ,that was really good.

  • these mother fuckers are everywhere in canada. when they see each other on streets, they dont evey say hello each other because canada became china.

    dummiest people i have ever seen. fed up with dummy chinese people's phone calls for simple problems on their computer.

  • @dancehallreggae guess u are from the geek squad

  • REACT

    Pen is position opinion

  • as if china sold real nikes

  • @BumperKart where do you think most of the nikes come from? america? no way.

  • @BumperKart theres no real ones then cos they all made in china.

  • omg, these are fucking AWESOME! haha

  • the last one was so good haha monster block

  • third one is the best

  • It's YOUR time to be on TV!

  • damn it, they are targeting our young, DIABOLICAL

  • GREAT COMMERCIALS

    so funny

  • those were awesome!

  • lol that judo one

  • doesn't really make me want shoes >.>

  • viva mexico!!

  • It's funny because everyone reacts as if eveything is normal.

  • ha

    that is so funny

    but the scene in commercial was Beijing 20 years ago. Beijing has changed a lot....This is such an old commercial but pretty funny

  • Rock and Roll the meaning:

    1) REACT

    2) MARRIAGE then COMFORT RANK

    (instant money printing, laugh prints instant, prof kid, bit0h, 3000 days celibate, no guilt by association (job, life goal), cherry)

    ans:safe engineering (maple graphing) use functions for distribution.

  • YAY!!!

  • "We are not seeking separation, we are not seeking restoration of independence,'' Mr Rinpoche said.

    A quote by the Tibetan Prime Minister.

  • love the running ones.

  • LOL love the first one

  • My mom says there's alot of black people in China.

  • I saw like 15 in Beijing

  • no..its just alot of chinese people spending too much time in the sun with a serious tan.

  • yeah.... the african ...

  • awesome

  • 來自巴西的金屬樂隊

    watch?v=t9-ugDDv-_o

  • funny

  • LOL. that last one made my day.

  • Dope

  • Comment removed

  • wiiicked!!! really proper Chinese too! :)

  • Genious!

  • dam!dat was fast that guy runing on the bus xD

  • chinese eat dogs and cats?? ... it like 1000 people out of 1.3billion... maybe... never heard of any from my whole town who eats cats or dogs... it just stupid even if they did.. i dont really care.. why should dogs and cat been threated better than other animals???....

  • wtf !! in indonesia too , in africa they eats snake apes tiger cockroach !!!!!! everything !!!!!!!!

  • @LegendsXXboy You wouldnt know okay dog eater

  • @assy02 what is your problem

  • @LegendsXXboy Congratulation to Liu Xiaobo for winning the 2010 Peace Nobel PRize :)

    A true hero to the Chinese nation :)

  • Only 1000? Wow you're really uninformed...Not trying to insult you but yeah 1000 is far less then the actual number. It is estimated that 10 million dogs are being killed each year in China for food. Is it only 1000 of the 1.3 billion that's eating the 10 million dogs? -.- I don't really care if people eat dogs or cats either and you probably never heard of anyone from your town eating these animals because this mostly occurs in rural and poorer areas where they HAVE to eat dogs for food. =/

  • @ulleule my friend, just little group of chinese eat dogs. the truth is that all most korean eat dogs as a plain thing. dog chafing dish is a famous food in korean. by the way, i never eat dog.

  • @fedoryao Motherfucker, not all koreans eat dogs but IM SURE YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT CUZ WHEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM, THATS WHAT SHE TOLD ME!!! SHE SAID SHE FED YOU HORSE SHIT SINCE HUMAN SHIT WAS TOO GOOD FOR YOU TO EAT AND SHE TOLD ME YOU LOVED TO EAT THAT SICK SHIT AND THAT'S WHY YOUR BRAIN IS FUCKED UP THEREFORE YOU ARE POSTING FUCKED UP SHIT ON YOUTUBE BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS FILLED WITH SHIT. IT WAS NICE TO FUCK YOUR MOM THOUGH, ALTHOUGH SHE WAS EVEN UGLIER THAN YOU WERE PUSSY!!! I'LL FUCK HERAGAIN

  • @hellokittyismyfavy can not find your FUCKING country in world map,help

  • @hellokittyismyfavy go play with your hellokitty

  • @hellokittyismyfavy hey i like north korean better

  • @ulleule

    Westerners eat cows. But in India, cows are considered to be gods. It's hypercritical to say that eating dogs or cats are wrong.

  • @s4204261 not really were not worshiping dogs or cats thats the egyptians we own them as pets and it is not hypercritical so thank you for being wrong.

  • @s4204261 i dont knwo what makes you so dumb,but it really works.you just saying like you are expert on india.dude,we respect cows but dont worship them as god.....remember...

  • @s4204261 you didnt even spell the word right so how would we even know that you know what youre talking about?

  • @s4204261 Reasons why not to eat cats and dogs. 1. Egyptians used to think that cats are Gods and they worshiped them much more than Indians worship fat cows or any animal 2. Cats and dogs are so much smarter than cows and they like humans but cows are so fucking stupid and fat that they don't even try to escape from farms, or if they do they'll just come back to die. 3. animals what eat meat can get diseases and carry them to their eaters. 4. Dogs help people more than other animals

  • @ulleule because they look cool. andd their portable =3

  • man all of these people commenting on eating certain animals. YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED. I am chinese and have never eaten a dog or a cat. US likes to brainwash people.

  • Dog hot-pot is a delicacy in mainland China. Why do people frown upon eating dogs? Because they are smart? Well pigs are smarter than dogs. Because they have been kept as pets by humans? Well I think keeping pets are basically imprisoning animals FOR LIFE... So pet keepers are more inhumane than dog eaters as they strip away animal freedom. At least the dog's dead thus do not feel pain when it's bubbling in the pot. Pets have to go through their entire lives in dictatorship and sometimes jail.

  • nike is a good product

  • yeah so what, we eat cats and dogs and sharks. big fucking whoop. the point here is, we rule the fucking world. so quit quibbling before we send an ICBM round your way.

  • yeah, I just saw a news report about the military parade and it does look a little scary, but I think the US will collapse on its own. But I'm just curious....if China were to take over america, would we get free health care? Thats an interesting thought to me.

  • hmmm im pretty sure china doesnt' want to take over america....the average IQ of america + china would just decrease 20%

  • I don't think so, cuz in China the cost of health care is pretty high too. Ppl who lived in villages had hard times paying for medical treatments.

  • Oh right, u've heard of some cantonese eating cats, so u think all Chinese ppl eat cats?

    Ok then I've seen a white guy eating shit on the street that day, do all white guys eat shit?

    (btw I just can't understand why u westerners love to eat cheese, and I can't find any other thing than cheese that smells sooooooo much like shit xD )

  • try liver

  • im a chinese, i've never eat any wild animal. not mention abt cat or dog. wat u've heard are rumors.

  • one of my chinses friends has eaten dog, but he was only like 5 years old when he did it says he.

  • why can't u eat dogs/cats? i ve never eat them, but they r the same as other animals. eating dogs, so, what's a big deal!!!

  • Because l have never had a pig as a pet.

    Plus l love bacon.

  • @lhyx1990 yeah its just the cultural thing. People should just appreciate each other... Its like don't you get pissed off when muslims can't eat pigs. You might be like what the fuck thats stupid but its their thing.. Hatred comes from not understanding each other.

  • @fallinglf Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha mannnnnnnnnnn, the funniest comment I've ever read...XD

  • @fallinglf :

    I did eats kats and dog in China. No rumours.

  • @GJDreijer Wow... you can't even spell cats.

  • @DaichisMonkeyGirl hehe, lol. I'm dutch, in Holland a kat is a cat.

  • LOL i really like that globe oneXD

  • 好棒的创意啊,但我没什么印象.估计是90年代初的.

  • 好球!哈哈哈

  • Lol!