Don't Propose in a Goofy Hat!

[wingeddemon5807]

I swear to god last night i dreamed about a zombie apocalypse

[repoelfie]

JOEY CHESNUT. I AM NOT A FAN.

Kobiyashi fangirl forever.

Those signs in the background are just asking for attention.

[duchessofquirk]

You never fail to me giggle like a madwoman.

Love the new intro, by the by! :)

[minka989]

Don't worry, everyone gets fatter in college. It's an unexplained phenomenon. Oh wait, maybe it has to do with diets consisting of essentially no nutritious value.

[ceetor1110]

The sign behind him, however, disagreed

Hahahahhaha

[dancingspacequeen]

Oh news stories... how they do entertain...

[OpieTheMighty]

Did you insult Joey "The Jaws" Chesnut? He dethroned the reigning champion who was from japan. he makes me proud to be an American, I mean come on, how could the fattest nation on the planet not have the hotdog eating champion.

[shaunatheweirdgirl]

hahaha that was great! i like the new intro too!

[Friendswobenefits]

I am pleased.

[BrizyComics]

You so completely exemplify total awesomeness. I swear to God, you really do. That intro-supporting spastic dance move proves it.

[Friendswobenefits]

I felt it sufficiently supported the new introduction.

[Coloursofthesky1]

the intro was amazing!!!!good job leader padawan

[Coloursofthesky1]

are u ............

[Coloursofthesky1]

i love this is the best one lol but i still like the cinnamon..

[Friendswobenefits]

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[Coloursofthesky1]

im glad i enjoyed it to

[AwesomeluzerGirl]

hahahah!

I feel so left out, I mean, I haven't even read the news in forever!!! :'(

Oh well, at least your blogs are informative!! :D

Thank you, sensei, for making my day

[Friendswobenefits]

You are naturally very welcome young padawan.

[Coloursofthesky1]

lol thank u very much my friend

[AwesomeluzerGirl]

Did you know you're one of my favorite people ever?

Yup, I said it!!

*bows*

[Friendswobenefits]

I'm honored!

[Coloursofthesky1]

are u honored with me !!! Im SOOO HAPPY LOL

[Coloursofthesky1]

im a young padawan thats awesome is thats a good thing.. lol

[emmfan09]

hahaha i like the boy meets world reference. this one has really good pictures haha. the news reports some pretty weird stuff.

[Friendswobenefits]

Its a weird world I guess.

[fizzylimon]

hahaha next Jon Stewart? Yes.

As for the intro, epic win.

And with regards to the species of fwobs, I'd like to suggest one for the Lord of the Rings fans: Fwobbits.

[Friendswobenefits]

Probably my favorite so far.

[LAshlieH]

Fwobites? Fwobms? Fwobonobians? Fwobish? Fwobinite?

<3 awesome! Photographers should really let people know they are taking pictures....poor people.

[Friendswobenefits]

no joke! Thats cruel...

[RacheyRach09]

Ahahaha you crack me up.

All the time.

Every time.

Most Ardently.

=]

FWOBaterian for life.

[Friendswobenefits]

AHHHH the word list continues.

[RacheyRach09]

Lets see so far what are all the words???

[Friendswobenefits]

I'm not sure that list has been compiled yet.

[RacheyRach09]

ooo we should do that at the next live blog tv show=D

Which should be soon...verrrrrry soon!

=]

[Friendswobenefits]

The night of the Harry Potter midnight showing!

[princessleia184]

Not only is that soldier wearing pink boxers but he's wearing flip flops too! Yeah, he's going to be able to run fast in those...

[Friendswobenefits]

I feel like he might not be good at the whole war thing.

[buzzkc1]

Like the new intro

[Friendswobenefits]

As do I. Peter is super creative.

[thepeteris]

OMG! You picked mine!! THANKS!! :)

[Friendswobenefits]

You sound totally unexpectant!

[hopeonatenspeed]

that was spectacular.

[Friendswobenefits]

You are spectacular

[sweetidiocracy]

If newscasters were required to wear Hawaiian I feel like the news could suddenly get a lot more positive. You can't really deliver horrible news in parrot print.

Maybe then the world would rise to meet this new challenge, and suddenly there would only be good things to report.

*sigh* It would be nice.

~Katy

[Friendswobenefits]

Tropical News. I like it.

[TimStar525]

"In other news this women had no idea this picture was being taken of her." Hehehe

[Friendswobenefits]

She seemed unaware of any sort of photography.

[xperpetualmotion]

You win for the Cory Matthews reference.

[Friendswobenefits]

When this boy meeeeets worldddd!

[Friendswobenefits]

Thanks! Why in the world was this marked as spam?

[rbrown2697]

Kudos Peter.

[Friendswobenefits]

Indeed! Thanks for all the intros! This one was just unpassable.

[rbrown2697]

You're very welcome! Peter is possibly the prince of perfect prose.

[jnsk23]

Stop piercing my soul with your eyes Edward Cullen wannabe. Brilliant.

[Friendswobenefits]

Is that not an exact copy of a movie poster? oh society...

[jnsk23]

Indeed, society has gone mad.