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  • Ultra sounds are not scary lmao

  • this is pretty fucking funny because the director of this film really did make the actors shoot every scene at least 100 times to get the most extreme performances possible. It must have drove the actors insane.

  • "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" Ive always wondered who was the poor bastard that had to write all those sentences

  • Dude this was fuckin awesome! Made me forget how terrible the shining really is lol

  • @KISSawesome You think this is awesome and the Shining is terrible? Please tell me what your idea of a good scary movie is.

  • ThY fawking awesome! Excellent job!

  • The pregnant banana quote is my favorite.

  • LOL hahaha good job and funny ... wonder if Jack Nicholson saw this/ LOL

  • an abortion on paper hahaha

  • 4:35 lmmfao

  • Oh god, I have trouble catching my breath with all that laughing :P It was a masterpiece :D

  • Interesting fly on the wall documentary style. 

  • 'Ultra sounds are not scary' Yes they are!

  • a pregnant banana LOL

  • This is an abortion on paper

  • how about a making of complete shit, Stan would kill you likely, and then shit on you kthx

  • fuck you

  • PLEASE DO A "MAKING OF" A CLOCKWORK ORANGE :D

  • my nut can show me fear. my nut can even cry when i get sweaty!!! LOL!

  • LOL great Nicholson

  • Mostly 7:13 - 7:19.

  • 7:08 - 7:43 is probably the most epic out of these 2 videos of the Shining.

  • 6:42 is even more epic!

  • 4:33 is EPIC JACK ANGER!!!

  • 3:26 is always funny. Especially because he curses and falls on the ground. Jack Nicholson FTW!!

  • Loool

  • This is EPIC shit! xDDD

  • I do not understand how this only has about 60,000 views.

  • 43 people thought this was about a pregnant banana.

  • This isn't real and this young lady looks nothing like me! It's all quite disrespectful. Stanley Kubrick was a gentleman and he would never have said bad words like "nut" on his set. Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall.

  • "they will think this is a movie about a pregnant banana"

    LMAO

  • 42 people are worse actors than stanley kubricks nut

  • Part 2 is even funnier:

    "But Stanley, I'm really crying."

    "You can do better."

    Absolutely hilarious. Nicely done.

  • Funny thing about this is that this is probably what it's like working for Stanley Kubrick in real life, check out the real making of the shining and you'll see what I mean, go check it out!!!!GO CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!

  • something tells me they might hate stanley

  • who picked this fucking color, you did, fuck you

  • awesome

  • Jack: Remember Therapy Jack, Remember Therapy.

    Next Shot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • stanely kubrick's nuts must be good actors

    haha!

  • "Okay... Think we're gonna have to go with the FIRST one!"

  • i love how this type of comedy is going around and people think its funny if they do the same shit. it only works with one or two acters.wow

  • Who picked that fucking color? you did.FUCK YOU!

  • LOL. It's somewhat true. Kubrick was a bite in the ass, I guess. But, he got the job done and his movies became timeless.

  • People are gonna think this movie is about a pregnant banana

  • This was really funny

    More than 100 takes and they go with the 1st one

    Kinda sad how he treats them sometimes

  • yeah but that poster would go for a lot on Ebay!!

  • As i said in "Part 1" (mistaking it for "Part 2"). that face on the "T" gave me nightmares, (you know, "the "ultrasound") So, you made me realize a secret phobea. I fear Pregnant Bananas. Thank you for exposing this fact to me.

  • A man ball? I believe the word you're looking for is "testical".

  • MAN I can't believe how Kubrick is treating Jack Nicholson in this movie... JACK NICHOLSON! XD He's treating one of the greatest actors like complete shit... IT'S PRICELESS XD

  • Is it just me, or does the character of Stanley's assistant seem like the exact same guy who is the boyfriend in Semen and Spiderman?

  • this is pure genius...keep it up man!

  • oh men this is really a masterpiece sooo funny!!!

    stanley you motherfucker im sorry stanley i didnt mean to call you motherfucker.stanley i can not look you in the eye right now i can not look you in the eye! I can feel it from my balls all the way up to my mouth.stanleeeeyyy!!!

  • I hate when fuck sticks like this post these things and get in the way of folks like myself wanting to watch something that is actually interesting and worthwhile.

  • wtf r u talking about? r u a retard by any chance?

  • @ethermind71 dont complain about other peoples videos they try just as hard as anybody else just don watch it if you hate it so much

  • lol this is an abortion on paper

  • Fucksake why is this number 1 under related in the orginal part 1 of the documentary!!?

  • I take it you don't care for kubrick much lol

  • lol this was soo funny. "Stanley im really crying!" "You are?" lol wow. "Who picked out that color?"

    "You did"

    "Fuck you!"

  • loooooool "movie of qa pregnent banana!"

    looooooooooooooooool

  • The real one is way worse, it's not even funny.

    The real one is worth it too.

  • "Who pick that fucking color?!"

    "You did..."

    "Fuck You!"

  • 5:50-6:20 LOL!

  • uh...is this for real?

  • "that`s the poster." " Bullshit...bullshit" haha so hillarious!

  • haha ok jack i think were gonna have 2 go wod the first 1 haha lol

  • "Someone give me a cofee"

    later

    "Wheres that fucking cofee???"

    lolz XD

  • WHO PICKED THAT FUCKING COLOR?

    you did...

    FUCK YOU!

  • stanleyyyy stan my man woooooo lol

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  • LOL, there's a Darth Vader Bank in the video! XD

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  • dude, the 2nd time around on the poster part made me shoot snot man literally i had 2 rewind it. a movie about a pregnant banana ROFL!!

  • axe murderer...axe murderer...kill...kill...kill.­..

    rflmao

  • "And you're gonna say to yourself,wow,these nuts can act better than I can."

    LOL.

    You would think this was comedy,not a documentary.

  • HAHAHAHAHAH, i just pissed my pants

  • You're great man, you're fucking funny!

  • thats an abortion on paper lolz

  • haha yeah thats shelly cant act shit.,..i hated her int he movie whaha fucking screaming crying cunt...xD

  • who the fuck picked this poster

    u did

    FUCK YOU!

    LOL that made me laugh so hard

  • 4:44

    stanley I'm really crying!

    really? well you can do it better.

    LMAO

  • you're cute! :)

  • LMAO!! When "Stan" says, "My nut can even cry if it gets sweaty!!" Look at "Shelly"...@ 2:20 she's soooo trying not too laugh!! I love it. Good shit all the way around. Brilliant!!!

  • you are a brilliant man. really, genius.

  • LMAO 4:19 i love this

    you are a genius man lol

  • I have NO IDEA how that girl is NOT laughing during that whole skit...If i were her I'd bust out laughing....this guy is hilarious.

  • @ericmsandoval Exactlty! I couldn't have held it together.

  • hauhuahuauahahuahuahuahauh a pregnant banana! :D

  • If I were Jack, I would have killed him. I swear!

  • "Where's my fucking coffee!"

  • an abortion on paper

    ROFLMA

  • 3:35 STAANLEEEEEEEEEEEY XD.

  • a pregnant bannana lol

  • LOL XD poor assistant

  • I'm laughing my freakin' head off! OMG that was freakin' hilarious! My friend and I were laughing so hard when we saw this. OMG I'm sending this to everyone who I've ranted about how much I love The Shining to! XD

  • man, why is this guy get only a little vierws? damn

  • Oh my fucking God I almost shit a brick that was so funny. Why is this guy only on you tube? His scripts are the shit. And abortion on paper classic. I know someone already commented on that line but that was fucking classic.

  • lmaooooooo XD "an abortion on paper"

  • pregnant banana xDDD ahhahhaha

  • "Well go with the first one."

  • Even funnier than the first. And I feel very sorry for the assistant. XD

  • This is soooo funny!

  • HAHAHAHAHAA xD

    "its not worth a goddamn second" lmfao

  • Who picked that color?

    You did!

    FUCK YOU!

    lol i love your videos this is one of my favorites this an Anchorman of the Dead and the mugger one.

  • I actually thought that 4:05 - 4:23 was actually awesome acting O_o

    might just be me XD

    your acting overall is awesome I just thought that bit stood out XD

    brilliant vid

    ^_^

  • "looks like an ultrasound...people will think this is a movie about a pregnant banana",

    I laughed so fu©!ng hard it hurts

  • it looks like a pregnant banana!!!! LMAO!!!

  • lol

  • Amazing "Remake", what camera u use? U prof Actor ?

  • my new favourite catchphrase - "axe-murderer, axe-murderer, kill kill kill!"

  • maybe not the best nicholson in the world, but a pretty good one.

  • Where is the Kubrick stare?

  • "Think we're going to have to go with the first [take]." LMAO!

  • "Look at it! What is that in the middle? Are you telling me that's Jack? Because it looks like an ultra-sound". Haha!

  • He made Jack Nicholson cry.. lol

  • "My nut can even cry if I get sweaty, you can't do this!" Haha thats fuckin hilarious!!!!

  • "thats an abortion on a piece of paper"

    5/5 plus more.

  • part 3! part3! part3! :D this is fucking hilarious

  • I always thought that film poster for The Shining was crap!

  • PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT A PREGNANT BANANA! hahahahaha

  • "Bob, Bob became a man who agrees with me motherfucker!!"

    "Stanley I didn't mean to call you motherfucker."

    lol XD

  • It would've been funnier if he said "Garrett, Garrett the camerman agrees with me motherfucker!" because the steadicam operator for the movie was Garrett Brown.

  • Hahaha!"Who picked that fucking color?"

    "You did.."

    "FUCK YOU!"

    xD

  • "People are gonna see this poster and think it's a movie about a pregnant banana!"

  • a movie about a pregnant banana! lol... fuckin hysterical.. i laughed so hard i couldnt stop to take a drink for 10 min! everytime i think about it i start up again!

  • "who picked that fucking color"

    "you did"

    "fuck you"

  • Fave parts:

    1.) Stanley I didnt mean to call you motherfucker

    2.) Are you fuckin with me!?!?!

    3.)He's a fucking gigantic prick

    4.)Stanleys nuts

    5.) Stanley:CUUUT Jack: FUCK!!

    5.) my nuts emote better than either of you motherfuckers

    6.) Stanley i wanna go home!!!

    Everything is 5/5 lol stars!!!

  • Lmfaoooo!!!! The poster part's HILARIOUS!

  • My nut my nut mu nut!!!!lLOL

  • Hahaha! Kubrick was so hard on Shelley Duvall. I felt so bad for her watching the real making of. This is pretty hilarious. I watched both parts.

  • You know, letting Jack go kabuki in his performance but coming down on Shelley like a psychotic ogre, I can't help but feel Stanley was just a LITTLE bit of a douche on that movie. Not a total douche, but just a little. Sometimes it's nice to poke even our idols in the rib once in a while.

  • cuz hes such a fucking gigantic prick i ddnt mean to say that loooooooooooooooooooooool

  • 0:52 Are you Fucking with me!? I Piss in my Pants!!!

  • love the part about the assistant having to type all work and no play makes jack a dull boy 700,000 times hahaha. somebody actually had to do that.

  • That had to SUCK. Course they probably had a few guys trade off but still. DAMN.

  • dude you are too fucking funny XD

  • Did he swear that much? Other then that it was awsome. The stuff with Shelly rocked.

  • That nut will have a co-starring role with Jack nicholson...

    starring kuberick left nut, kuberick right nut

    my god :D

  • Stan my Man! Stanly. Mmmmmmmmmm^^^^

  • lol, stan im really crying.

    can you do it better?

  • remember theripy Jack remember therapy

  • LMAO WHO PICKED THAT FUCKING COLOR.....you did.....FUCK YOU!

  • my nut can even cry when i get sweaty

  • this is hilarious, guy i dont know why you worried about your jack impressionation, its AWESOME! (lmao!)

  • the poster part when hes sayin how it looks like an ultrasound holy shit i thought i was going to die

  • i always thought the shining was filmed in america. but i've been told the hotel is actually in england. Am i correct? i was told this by a bbc cameraman that i know. oh did you know that alien was actually filmed under victoria station in london? eh? learn something new everyday lol.

  • correct. Pinewood Studios.

  • dfgdfg

  • Everything has been done b4. Who is Keaton Channeling my little geniuses?

  • Your jack nicholson is actually a TOTAL Beetlejuice

  • this is very true. At the pregnant banana part made me laugh so hard that i fell out of my chair. my brother had to come over and douse me with water.

  • this is an abortion on paper LOL i was laughing my ass off

  • hahahahahaha

  • That jack reminds me too much of michael keaton in beatlejuice, but NOT THE PARTS WHERE he's angry and messed up !!! wow -- at 5 minutes in, that look he gives Kubrick looks just like pRivate Pyle, orrrr yeah it looks like jack too right after he'd killed Hollaran, still though it was great, i guess, i mean yeah that was out of the ball park this is great. I love it!

  • That face at 5:00 is creepy spot on Nicholson! So fuck the critics saying it doesn't resemble Jack, it really really does!

  • My nut can even cry if I get sweaty!

    NICE

  • Wheres that fucking coffee?! LMAO Masterpiece! Hahaha

  • ok the first time i tried to watch this video it said a team of highly trained monkeys were going to fix the problem with my computer. even your excuses for having issues are fuckin hillarious!

  • Are You Fucking with Me!? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • I watched The Shining for the first time this week... so this was a very funny treat!

  • pregnant banana!! LOL!

  • I LOL'd :'D

  • i ment girl

  • poor gril

  • "It's not worth a goddamn second" LMFAO!

  • I love how you can make yourself bald. I dunno you actually might be, but you go from full hair, to balding like Jack, it's awesome.

  • "who picked that fucking color?.....you did.......Fuck You!" Lmfao!

  • For some reason your Jack impersonation reminds me of Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice.

  • and u'll say ,"wow, these nuts can act better then i can " ahaha

  • lol

    "Now, what I have to do is type out the phrase All work and no play makes jack a dull boy 7,688 times..."

    When I saw the movie I was like, I wonder what poor bastard had to write that crap out lol

  • haha. she looks like shelly.

  • LMFAO this it the funniest thing i've ever seen i had to pause it to catch my breathe

  • "can someone get me some coffee?..........wheres that FUCKING COFFEE!?!?!?!?!?!" lol