Bring back Hale and Pace!!!! We need good entertainment back on tv. Get rid of the crap of reality tv. Too much of that crap!!!!!!!!! WE NEED PROPER TV.
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Two of the unfunniest bastards ever to get their own show on tv. Even that fucking crap Cannon and Ball were more entertaining than these two unfunny cunts.
To angels77100. I think it's funnier that YOU watched it even though you thought Hale & Pace were the 'Unfunniest bastards.' So you're stupid AND offensive
LOL! That was really funny! Sometimes sketches fall flat halfway through, but that was great all the way through! I haven't seen much from the duo... that was a great intro to them! Thanks.
The crazy thing is there is now a yorkshire airlines, they fly out of leeds bradford airport and have an ancient B737. We flew to malaga and the plane driver ( you dont need to be a fully qualified pilot on a 737 )actually came out of the cockpit with his slippers on.
I got something similar. Everyone goes on about Wales and coal mines. The only member of my entire family that ever worked down a mine was my great grandfather, who was from Reading :P
Eeee, that were right champion !!! By 'eck our lad, its just confirmed all my cockney prejudices about the norff,innit, gor blimey mate. Great vid thanx scottybhoy !
ZOMG, back when Showcase Television first launched here in Canada, they use to air KYTV and H&P back-to-back... but for a short time. I racked my brains for 30 solid minutes trying to remember the name of these guys! lol Thanks, Wikipedia (List Of British Comedians: Comedy Double Acts).
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"Wipe thy bloody feet!" "Taking off from Leeds International Airstrip, touching down 20 minutes later at Leeds International Airstrip cos, if it's outside Yorkshire, it's not worth bloody visitin'!"
ABSOLUTELY TRUE! I'm from Leeds myself and I friggin' love this sketch. It's HILARIOUS!!
"This is captain boycott speaking. During't flight we'll be flying at what height I like, for as long as I bloody like because I'm captain, right?" LOL LOL LOL.
Dad is from Yorkshire... He has no accent though... My nan and pop do though
Lisa99913 1 month ago
My dad went down t' pub t' drink some beer.
:P
Lisa99913 1 month ago
This is quality yep I'm from Yorkshire
Hale n pace were great when I were growing up I were only little when they were on tv n I loved em
Birdie8387 1 month ago
18 people couldn't see the bloody like button because they were bloody blind
Lotto15719 2 months ago
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amazing vid dude ehh up!
TonyHujek 2 months ago
This is so funny ... yes I am from Yorkshire living in Lancashire!!
MishFleur 3 months ago
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sspanzer 2 months ago
is that not the ugly bird from eastenders at the start?
RandomnessTube 3 months ago
Im from yorkshire and i find this hilarious! xD
liviirox 3 months ago
ey up, love this vid i`m from yorkshire
hpsns 5 months ago
almost as bad as Ryanair :-)
wolfie13m 5 months ago
That's reet good, that
alun101 6 months ago
wonderful ! I love the mushy peas !!!
davebournemouth 6 months ago
wonderful !
davebournemouth 6 months ago
They look like the stereotype of the American redneck.
etaoin17 6 months ago
ehh up!
MarkwhUk75 7 months ago
THE TOILET! xD
MrLukes1995 8 months ago
This video is classic. Simply the best comedy sketch ever. 100% funny.
discotruroman 9 months ago
looooxury, that is . . . .
bjammin187 10 months ago
IM A YORKSHA LASS LIVING IN CANADA , THIS SKETCH IS PRICELESS
mazmalco1 10 months ago
Fantastic Proper Funny
l1944ander 10 months ago
Top class
Phillip22091980 11 months ago
hale and pace were tremendous, used to watch them all the time, what ever happened too them
MrJconnolly1916 11 months ago
@MrJconnolly1916 Last I heard they split-up and Norman Pace was doing 'Chicago'.
ajivins1 10 months ago
I absolutely love the north, particularly the accents, and that was downright blumin funnee!!
terrycharnley 11 months ago
Reminds me of easy jet or ryanair......never again
23929500 11 months ago 2
Bring back Hale and Pace!!!! We need good entertainment back on tv. Get rid of the crap of reality tv. Too much of that crap!!!!!!!!! WE NEED PROPER TV.
Rob1992SJA 1 year ago 9
Priceless!
clippedlad 1 year ago
That's Heather from Eastenders!
MachineGun28 1 year ago
@MachineGun28 shes been about for ages who a thought
kiddycat124 1 year ago
Love the guy on the Yamaha keyboard, classic stuff!
Althekeys 1 year ago
mmmm, mushy peas. Champion.
closertofiftythanyew 1 year ago
For nordmenn som ser denne; ertestuing er en klassisk side-dish i Yorkshire, altså i området Leeds-.Sheffield... :o)
peros70 1 year ago
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OfficialMastertraxx 1 year ago
very funny
emostyn 1 year ago
fish and chips with mushy peas. Lmao
Nitelife30 1 year ago
Halifax representing !!! That's propa grand, a reet laugh !!! Hahaha, I love been from Yorkshire !! Gods County!!
SambaStar27 1 year ago
thats fatty from eastenders isnt it?
nath909 1 year ago
lol
simplyrandom13 1 year ago
This is funny...but it needs to be 'Reyt' intead of 'right' and 'thi' instead of 'tha'!
lilylafairy 1 year ago
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Sketch series here in Germany are bad enough, but this just indescribably unfunny.
RahmSifr 1 year ago
@RahmSifr I think you have to be English to fully understand it. For me it is hillarious.
saintcasper91 1 year ago
@RahmSifr It helps if you know a little bit about the reputation of people from Yorkshire
bigbruvofenglanduk 1 year ago
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This isn't funny.
ianshone1 1 year ago
You're probably not from Yorkshire, that's why.
LoobyDoo100 1 year ago 8
hilarious
rouens 1 year ago
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mrsrca 1 year ago
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Two of the unfunniest bastards ever to get their own show on tv. Even that fucking crap Cannon and Ball were more entertaining than these two unfunny cunts.
angels77100 1 year ago
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tonymandalay 1 year ago
To angels77100. I think it's funnier that YOU watched it even though you thought Hale & Pace were the 'Unfunniest bastards.' So you're stupid AND offensive
tonymandalay 1 year ago 2
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53 seconds it took to get a fart/shit joke in. Utter wank.
BuddyTommo 2 years ago
Now this IS funny. You actually watched it to find the first fart/shit joke?
tonymandalay 1 year ago
Nope, but it seems to be a competition between their sketches to see how long it takes to crack one. Seems to be 90% of their entire act.
BuddyTommo 1 year ago
Captain Boycott now flies for Northwest . . .
The1962driftingaway 2 years ago
Wot can I say, love it one... cya me ducks
eyupmeducks 2 years ago
True Yorkshire spirit...
essertpitay 2 years ago
Very very very funny....Alan Bennett Class LOL
MsScubadiving 2 years ago
pace and hale were really funny and its a shame they are no longer friends.
marshalllucky 2 years ago
1:43 out of your head, out of your head *sing*
Verhoeven1980 2 years ago
the guy on the key borad looks like fr jack
haroldizzle 2 years ago
As a Yorkie ,I thought it were reat funny - tha nose .
rockabillygilly 2 years ago 2
Very funny. I found some classic Hale + Pace last night in VHS from 1989 and was considering posting. Wanted to see if anyone else had done it!!
Five stars of course!!
alanheath 2 years ago
true yorkshire n sheffield accent
tj4izzy 2 years ago
beginning at 1:42 they are playing that song that won't get out of my head XD
TylerHarvill 2 years ago
LOL! That was really funny! Sometimes sketches fall flat halfway through, but that was great all the way through! I haven't seen much from the duo... that was a great intro to them! Thanks.
ITVWeatherFans 2 years ago 2
The crazy thing is there is now a yorkshire airlines, they fly out of leeds bradford airport and have an ancient B737. We flew to malaga and the plane driver ( you dont need to be a fully qualified pilot on a 737 )actually came out of the cockpit with his slippers on.
marshalllucky 2 years ago 2
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I think that's what a proper safety lecture oughtta be like! Short and to the point.
Albimar17 2 years ago
OMG Mr pc lol
racist?? are you mad. Its like saying only fools and horses was racist beacuse it made cockneys look stupid.
Seriously find something else to do.
Flashy1993 2 years ago 3
it is kinda funny and yes i am from yorkshire. If you can't laugh at yourself then what hope is there
suziandmark 2 years ago 2
Why are ferrets mentioned a lot in Northern comedy, like with Compo? Just wondering what the connection was between ferrets and Yorkshire?
meldrew78 2 years ago
It is part of the perceived culture although the only person I ever knew who had ferrets was from the Home Counties!
alanheath 2 years ago
I got something similar. Everyone goes on about Wales and coal mines. The only member of my entire family that ever worked down a mine was my great grandfather, who was from Reading :P
britishleylandcrap 2 years ago
nowadays would this be considered racist? I know yorkshirefolk are considered a race apart...
1971matteo 2 years ago
Wipe thine bloody feet!
Nattacus 2 years ago 2
I remember this one from the first time it was televised. Oh, that made me feel old...
resonance2001 2 years ago
I think this one is very funny ! "Wipe thy bloody feet " :)
granger18trains 2 years ago
Wipe tha bloody feet!! Propa classic and propa Yorkshire I tell thee, Im right proud!!
aafaq1 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaah
decashpoy 2 years ago
isnt that hostess heather from eastenders?
ickyvickieLOL2 2 years ago
yeah it is!
celticharps 2 years ago
yes and after all these years she still cant act
garrychelsea 2 years ago
My Airline!! =D
thebigsaunders 2 years ago 2
chips and fish......hehe u would like that.
vanessaxwolf 2 years ago
The WC is the best :-)
karelhamsa 2 years ago 2
BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
byronlord2008 3 years ago 3
"Wipe thy blooooody feet" - Priceless!!!
GRAINGE1973 3 years ago 23
'' If its outside Yorkshire its not worth visiting'' what a classic lol
louise20691 3 years ago 32
Captain Boycott... that is priceless.
BlackpeopleLOL 3 years ago 5
that melody! "you never gona get this song out of your head" isnt it? Or i hear it everywhere? :D
hankabar 3 years ago 5
Hankabar, yes it is that song "you're never gonna get - out of your head" (when your laying in bed, going out of your head...Arrrgh!!)
Ichinin 3 years ago 3
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hankabar 3 years ago
Hale and Pace at its best!
NOTBLONDIE2 3 years ago 2
LOL! Loved the W.C.! Pops
T0MMY2GUNS 3 years ago
lol @ heather from eastenders
btcisgod 3 years ago
haha i thought it was her
tubtom1 3 years ago
ish there were more shows on tv like that today.
MasterMixer100 3 years ago
YORRRRRRKSHIIIIIRRRREEEEE
hiroshimababies 3 years ago 5
bloody knock out - Ay up and Away ... You can wipe my bloody feet on that Alan Bennet Class luxury any day !
paulpritchard 3 years ago 2
Abject racism, yer soft southern ponces.
OldSetonian 3 years ago
isnt gareth hale from up north?
chill out mate
DubbleTrubbleBubble 3 years ago
@OldSetonian LOL!
bigbruvofenglanduk 1 year ago
The ale pump is awsome
MixRaceBritAndBNP 3 years ago 4
"Our Air Dorises will always give you the warmest of welcomes"
a classic
Safety Announcement is particularly impresssive. CAA eat your heart out.
MehefinHeulog 3 years ago 4
was that john glover doing the voiceover?
spittingimage4005 3 years ago
I had a beer with Gareth Hale last night he was in Scarborough filming The Royal.What a nice GUY...
824675 3 years ago 3
Alan Bennett class!
haha classic! the 80's and 90's were a great age of comedy. Sad comedy mostly sucks nowadays.
SaitanMar 3 years ago 7
bang on there - wish there were more shows on tv like that today.
thejonesboymb 3 years ago
Wipe thy bloody feet Danny Hoy!
Reeson217 3 years ago
Eh Up lol
rannochmoor 3 years ago 3
Sunday Night Comedy on ITV ruled when I was a kid.
Hale and Pace or Spitting Image.
Desigol1979 3 years ago 6
yeah man i used to watch this right after londons burning back when it was good the 80's and 90's ruled
redmeth07 3 years ago 4
tonytran62 - very well spotted! kudos
jonbond1779 3 years ago 2
it is tonytran62, well spotted
mrkallen 3 years ago
Chuckie chuckie chuckie, chuckie chuckie chuckie.
thecheesepriest 3 years ago
Eeee, that were right champion !!! By 'eck our lad, its just confirmed all my cockney prejudices about the norff,innit, gor blimey mate. Great vid thanx scottybhoy !
raherecolston 3 years ago 6
ey up ey up Wipe tha bloody feet!!
rite you lot,shut up ,belt up,and if you can't see the bloody exits you must be bloody blind!!!
greyhoundmadness 3 years ago
Like the keyboard player playing "You're never going to get this song out of your head!"
mrslmathers 3 years ago 2
yep great times of tv - i remember kytv also (with the magnificent Angus Dayton and his team)
Ubelix 4 years ago
wipe thy bloody feet.what a classic line.great stuff.
tadgerno1 4 years ago 2
"look at thine luxury"
hahaha!
Sou1Cru5h 4 years ago
champion
EndOfTheCentury 4 years ago
ZOMG, back when Showcase Television first launched here in Canada, they use to air KYTV and H&P back-to-back... but for a short time. I racked my brains for 30 solid minutes trying to remember the name of these guys! lol Thanks, Wikipedia (List Of British Comedians: Comedy Double Acts).
tristanunsworth 4 years ago
HAHAHA look at the little man playing the organ in Allen Bennett class hahah 01:48
IdunCareLesSn00b 4 years ago
"Hey Up" Love it! Hale and Pace were the best, lol :-) "Y'alright lorve"
SelinaWragg 4 years ago
Captain Boycott. ROTFL. :)
djWizbit 4 years ago 5
yeah Yorkshire alt' way! born n bred!
Varsh86 4 years ago
hey up lad, nowt worth gonna see outside of white rose county, t'why god made it his own county. does tha wanna pint of tetleys lad
aj370 4 years ago
lookin back now they were the best comedy act goin and i still laff my bollox off at em lol
nick13108126 4 years ago 2
omg yep they were the best
love to bits loads others ie
used to love ben elton on fri/sat night live and the mary whitehouse exp etc
but i love hale n paces silly behaviour
genious
clazza01 4 years ago
This is really funny. Forgot that Hale and Pace was not that bad!
seanpatterson85 4 years ago 2
I love this clip, funniest thing I've seen in a long time "Wipe tha bloody feet!!!"
Mozilla1 4 years ago
Hale & Pace is now on Men&Motors channel every Monday at 10pm & 10:30pm
JimmyK12345 4 years ago
That is soooo funny, now how do i forward that to my friends???
jeffscouse 4 years ago
"more brass than sence*
"Tha must ave if tha wastes tha brass on tinternet watchin this"
tottyemma 4 years ago
i luv mushy pees i luv england me step dad be from there
rockerlol3 4 years ago
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r3trojay 4 years ago
potato chips and green gloop! yummy!
MieVitunIte 4 years ago
nice stereotyping of yorkshire people but people ther e are hardly like that anymore..lol funny thou
HeavenSlut07 4 years ago
yes, they are
Sou1Cru5h 4 years ago
ok maybe with the mushy peas!! lol
HeavenSlut07 4 years ago
some northerner stopped in at my workplace and went "wheres t' motorway round 'ere then"... he was delivering chickens :|
Sou1Cru5h 4 years ago
Well i'am from Yorkshire and i would'nt change being northen!! pll up north sure do love there mushy peas though..lol
HeavenSlut07 4 years ago
great video.
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yorkshireforumdotnet 4 years ago
"Wipe thy bloody feet!" "Taking off from Leeds International Airstrip, touching down 20 minutes later at Leeds International Airstrip cos, if it's outside Yorkshire, it's not worth bloody visitin'!"
ABSOLUTELY TRUE! I'm from Leeds myself and I friggin' love this sketch. It's HILARIOUS!!
wannabeboltonian 4 years ago
hey up!
tkhushrenada 4 years ago
Superb Comedy !
RebelRadius 4 years ago
"This is captain boycott speaking. During't flight we'll be flying at what height I like, for as long as I bloody like because I'm captain, right?" LOL LOL LOL.
astraman84 4 years ago
Great stuff, and very accurate!
gibbo501 4 years ago
eeee! thats bloody champion that is laddy!
pr1zm1 4 years ago
they need black pooding
jacobpropernick 4 years ago
Jaja ! Its so damn true! Yorkshire is like that !!
slaneyc77 4 years ago
muy divertido!!!!
patiwael 4 years ago
Funny as hell.Whatever happened to them.Brit comedy is way above the north american junk.Yorkies ruleOK.
heywoodejerblowme 4 years ago
tell me about it :)
senuneena 4 years ago
What is that green stuff she's splattering all over their food?? Is that some kind of Yorkshire specialty? lol
djsaphira 4 years ago
Mushy peas
nelthaler 4 years ago
good old mushy peas
dewsy86 4 years ago
it is food and its called mushy peas. they also have curry mushy peas and both are an English dish (or splatter in this case!)
phuzehatz 4 years ago
haha hilarious!
alajabegs1 5 years ago
funny as fcuk
riggers318i 5 years ago
Very Funny
dennisrbeck 5 years ago
If anyone knows if these shows are available on DVD tell me! Haven't found them!
berserkurinn 5 years ago
Hale & Pace were brilliant!
Mouse2113 5 years ago
Quality
bbriff22 5 years ago
Haha, awesome.
BleedingBishop 5 years ago