Mark Zuckerberg CEO Facebook's Mission f8 2008 Keynote Highlights Clips

[sinoples]

This lovely boy needs a passage to Ives Saint- Laurent.....

[yksnimus]

GODDAMMMIT CHARLIE GIVE THE DUDE HIS FUGGIN MUNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I CANT HEAR THIS ANYMORE

[You1TubeExaminer]

we have one guy in greenland. LOL

[heathirving]

look at steve jobs keynote,then look at this little worms attempt,would love to smash his face in.

[Bkgrill81]

Do you have billions ? this man is a genius.... think something up and if it makes you rich, then good for you..... but keep your mouth shut and respect the man fro creating something special

[heathirving]

@Bkgrill81 the man is a thief who stole the idea of two other guys,and he created something special alright,for pedos,bullies and hackers...fuckwit.

[00101011011011]

the bored herd needs facebook

[tetromeda]

this man is a dangerous psychopath who wants facebook to rule the world.

and all that is probably because he has the smallest penis the world has ever known...

don't support this dirtbag on his ego trip

[buttercookie420]

in short. they can trace us. hahaha :)

[StackCityEntOfficial]

Add a fucking 'confirm tag' option. How was that overlooked?? Seems like an obvious thing that they completely forgot.

[mndpsp1]

is it me, or does this guy suck at speaking to an audience? someone has stage fright ;)

[MrMegatino10]

@mndpsp1 nah thats just how he talks normally:D

[tetromeda]

this guy is such a nerd. he has no charisma at all

[ap3y]

@tetromeda he's got a sh*t ton of money though. who cares. lol

[spysoflondon]

Can someone tell me when this new f8 facebook will update cuase it hasnt happened to my facebook yet

[CheeseToasties]

@spysoflondon end of sep

[Schaggwelf]

where is the box to type in social security number?

[stewgriffin]

0:37 a nerd laughs nerdily at his own lame joke... making it actually funny :D

[pelleT514]

Type "Ranj Catch 22" if you wanna hear a cool song!

[fanaber70]

Fast as he speaks, he seems to have some speech impediment :-)

[KrazyShrink]

Since I saw the Social Network I've been thinking that he wasn't really like that at all, always nice to find you're right. Wow I sound like an ass.

[razor8900]

He's so awkward and terrible at speaking fluently...

[Photolearncz]

here is it: yournet.wu.cz

[Photolearncz]

Its Great. This is first betaversion of great website Yournet

Yournet - This is Your net!

[marquessimon]

i couldnt even listen to this guy for a minute, such an annoying voice...

[GuitarManSam555]

one guy in green land lol

[SeriousTimmons]

guy laughs like a douche bag...

[MaghoxFr]

You have NO guy in greenland now sucker! LMAO

[nikhilshenoy89]

WHAT'S THE NEW TALK ABOUT WHYFB.COM ???

[pcleddy]

concise



[rednose870]

facebook helped me got laid =)

[patrickd161]

@rednose870 what are you? 12?

[EliteApplez]

1:44 titty all over the web!!!

[bbgurl22ful]

Hes sooooooo akward lol

[idster7]

there's that huge gap in the american midwest.

[Sunchico]

@idster7 There is where your food is produced. They don't have time for Facebook

[SeXyAzN44]

hi kermit (:

[wojtek0000]

Fakebook. 

[nsaminder]

help me understand...

how is giving up your personal information (plus your friends personal information, thereby acting as a snitch) to a for profit company that shares this information with government entities, as required by the Patriot Act, a good idea?

Corporations, who only have your best interests at heart (like Monsanto that has filed patents on all the seeds your forefathers cultivated - i.e. all food) also have access to this info - would they use it if you ever opposed them ? duh.

[GREGLILL]

hi guys ive started a new social site and am looking for your support by asking you to visit the site and sign up its called friendsnsuch . co m thanks in advance guys..

[2HIP4U113]

All the money in the world, but you can't by looks and honor (evaluation of a person's social status as judged by that individual's community) the social that counts in life!!!!

[LitterboxDiorama]

@2HIP4U113 Actually his worth is only a projection estimate if Facbook was publically traded........In reality Facebook is private so he is not a billionaire, but is paid a CEO salary from Facebook which only income is from advertising. In order for Zuckerberg to have actual cash in hand he would either need to sell his shares privately .....or offer public trading.

[LitterboxDiorama]

@LitterboxDiorama I suspect Facebook is waiting for its projected value to reach a peak then it will go public.....people will blindly buy stocks high at an inflated value........and within weeks the bubble will burst and investers will lose millions. Its happened before

[Listen2Colors]

@liamkeating2010 F*ck you. This guy R.O.C.K.S

[babalala71]

he sounds like kermit the frog : D

[mecalek]

his voice is the complete opposite of what i thought it would sound like

[dondoncachito]

weird all of the philippines should light up 

[cascoz111]

where was this speech at?

[HumachineEXAndrobot]

COME ON THIS LINK: youtube + /watch?v=XQpa9qShaig

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO OF YOUTUBE.

[bmwgtrm3]

hey i am the guy in greenland

[jgizzy]

He's not so great at speaking. Maybe he should hire a CEO?

[LAZADALEDGEND]

@jgizzy He is the CEO you idiot

[jgizzy]

@LAZADALEDGEND NOOOOO really? lol... I'm quite aware that he is currently CEO. I am saying he should HIRE a different CEO to take over because he is obviously not good at public speaking.

[jgizzy]

@LAZADALEDGEND Nice comment you left in my profile page, douchebag. It would be nice if you actually knew wtf you were talking about! You don't even know the vast nature of 'what a CEO is' even. Get a clue, go figure your shit out. Just because he is OWNER and CEO of Facebook does NOT mean it is most EFFICIENT or SMART to stay CEO. A CEO does many different things depending on the company structure. He needs someone to SPEAK to audiences -- he sucks. He will STILL be owner. Owner>CEO.

[jellyboy123]

he's a prick watch social network.

[Kevin32001]

@jellyboy123 The Social Network horribly portrayed him...

[fucia11]

@Kevin32001 it did a pretty good job... he is witty and dealt with that shit better than anybody else could.. it did a great job in my opinion

[ZONKEDproductions]

he sounds slightly like kermit the frog

[theDonDroid]

@ZONKEDproductions he and bill gates both sound like kermit, is that the voice of gazillionaire computer geeks?

[ZONKEDproductions]

@theDonDroid i guess so

[Xiphos0292]

lol he pronounced it "green-land"

what an awkward douche.

[waltewzd]

@Xiphos0292 at least he knows where greenland is... half of america doesn't, so yea, he is smart, compared to the rest of america.

[smokenfly514]

This guy is a genius. Shows how far a seemingly small idea can go - worth billions and connecting hundreds of millions of people worldwide.

[jasrogg]

HE IS FUCKIN C I A CLEARLY

[Lumanix1]

He speaks as if he has a dick in his mouth

[UnforgivableMen]

After watching the movie ,,Social Network" I think it's safe to say he's a prick

[wautersandreas]

@UnforgivableMen You believe everything that is in the movies or what?

[lancsno1]

@UnforgivableMen you do know it was LARGELY dramatized for obvious reasons, though if it was the one the movie showed then yeah he fucked eduardo over badly

[Axl207]

@york603 who is the other jew? i know bill gates is not, actually i dont think there are any jewsrunning the internet

[nunoalvesteixeira]

He made facebook like a school project....he is not a visionary, he never made this to be a huge success on the internet....actually I think this guy is annoying and very lucky guy ... eat the words, speaks as he writes in html, ratatatatatatatatata. Congratulations...you get to be a very lucky guy.

[RMimz]

@york603 you're just mad because he's better at programming than you

[lotteboyhk]

his presentation is like the apple's ones.

yaa...he is still young. seems not quite experience but ya he is talented

[Actionmovieman789]

1:45 titty all over the web

[FOUADMKHAN]

@Actionmovieman789 lol... you sir... are a giant.

[FOUADMKHAN]

@Actionmovieman789 lol... you sir... are a giant.

[Xdaris]

How much do you like Facebook? Well let me tell all you Faceook Fans that 1 day your Facebook will be GONE...And Mr.Zuckerberg won't loose no sleep over it...Just Google "Facebook Profile Disabled NO Reason" no explanation and no way of contacting them for answers...All you get is an automated messege that sends you same messege as first messege...And no way of even calling Facebook...Months and months and 1 day it's gone..There is a bunch of Automated emails you can get that send you on a loop

[arabiansandal]

i wonder how the twins feel about Zuckerberg stealing their idea....oh yah, it's his idea but he agreed to pay them $60,000,000 because he likes to give away money.....i would give that cat a lie detector test

[ForCurrentUse]

Bad edit

[jack390]

lol he censored the apple sign.. xD

[asterix908]

Why are there so many pauses in the video. If you put all the clips together, without those slides in between, it will look much better.

[HYPHYDUM408]

Lmao such a steve jobs wanna-b. Mark stick to the office cubicle dog. Just b'cus your Net worth is 6.9 Billion doesn't mean you got speaking skills. They say some of the best things in life are free. Haha, now I know what they meant.

[TheSisternor]

someone i hate here!fuck off

[ethan2712]

fag

[strangereveryday]

does mark have a six pack under that shirt?

[shakir1234567]

This video had no use.. and you want youtube audience to subscribe..? LOL

[KrazyBeeBogey]

absolutely terrible public speaker

[IzzyLL]

@KrazyBeeBogey hes a billionaire. and a good spokesman, u juss dunt underestand

[sashareef]

i bet u he is not good speaker ... some geeks end there lifes has they are

[curly235]

always those jewish names

[belleketer]

Are you a Jew? Visit urgently chabad website. Moshiach is coming

[Elohite]

I wish he was more like Jesse Eisenberg's portrayal in the movie.

[joebstarsurfer]

"I had dream a web site about nothing to achieve nothing pause face ".

If Skynet comes out of this im going to be fucked off pause face.

[joebstarsurfer]

dull bastard bring back Bin Laden or Doctor evil .He sounds Zoolander pause face.

[Nighthawk81100]

Great guy !!! he is a perfect example of what determination and brains can achieve .

[sparkyinbath]

@Nighthawk81100 Well, perhaps not a perfect example. A perfect example would be someone not surrounded by accusations over plagiarism.

[Mayhem84]

Hey wait a minute.... I want him to take down my dot on that map no one needs to know where I am!!!!! lol

[NoShit12]

I fucking hate the way he talks, have you all noticed how all computer nerds have the same voice ? Bill Gates, Mark Zukerberg, Etc Etc...

[fantasypills]

@NoShit12 steve jobs gives really good presentations. i dont even like apple but i watch them.

[NoShit12]

@fantasypills Same.

[friskyisfat]

@NoShit12 seeing as you can only name 2 of them you clearly have no idea what you're talking about but yes; mark zuckerberg seemingly has asbergers and he talks weird as shit but he's still da boss.

[digitalmadheads]

aww his laugh after the greenland remark haha :)

[dreamy88ful]

he is my hero:d

[VastedCouth]

Funny how Mark Zuckerberg doesn't talk anywhere as fast as his character in the movie. That's just the actor spounting off all that Aaron Sorkin dialogue before he runs out of time.

[2009EIB]

I am so glad he invented facebook. It would be a shame if he had to become the voice for "Kermit the Frog" to make a living....lol!

[TheFluffyDuck]

The guys is my ages and a billionaire . *sigh*

[Nighthawk81100]

@TheFluffyDuck Amazing what some determination and intelligence can do :)

[Rogueixpresents]

one guy in Greenland lol

[iLuvsIjaee]

the way he laughs aww bless.

[RosutoRyu]

"We have 1 guy in Greenland"

OMG LOL!! hahaha

[PocomptonTV]

@RosutoRyu ONE GUY IN MADAGASCAR BITCH!

[Alestreanto]

@RosutoRyu Groenland* ...

[RosutoRyu]

@Alestreanto What? o.O your attempt to correct anything is terrible..

[mateolois]

lol @ :38 "we have 1 guy in greenland'

[rolg3]

Does he really pronounce his own name Sackerburgh = Sack Castle

His German name means Sugar Mountain. Maybe Sugar jews (Sir Alan Sugar)are born entrepreneurs.

[fluffels1]

@rolg3 thats not a german name its a jewish name.

[rolg3]

@fluffels1 what you mean is the jewish stole or borrowed from the german language, literally

[frydayupinhere]

i just spend 30 seconds of watching clips, and 81 seconds waiting to watch clips.

[bladerboy201]

I AM YOUR FATHERRRR.

[superdave31]

facebook for its customer base though makes a tiny profit!

[TheLivirus]

@superdave31 When you say "customerbase", do you refer to the users or the companies buying ads? I wouldn't call the users customers as they're not buying any product or service.

[superdave31]

@TheLivirus yeh when i say customers i mean users. They have 500million users (maybe more now) and made like.. 700? million last yr. Sure its a lot of money, sure i wouldnt turn it down! But if any company had 500million customers the company would make billions maybe even trillions.

[TheLivirus]

@superdave31 Yeah but my point is that the customers are the ones buying their product, in this case addspace, not the users. So you can't compare their profit/user with other companies profit/customer. Also, comparing companies profit/customer say nothing at all unless they offer a similar product. Compare a lawyer firm profit/customer to a company selling bubblegum. Even if the lawyer firm makes 1000 times more profit per customer the bubblegum company can be far more successful.

[nicolemoley28]

he needs to take a class on presenting!

[ray321123]

All facebook fans,

Mrs. Elsie Eiler is the only resident of Monowi, Nebraska, USA (1 Population Town)

Please join her at 1toMillionPopulationTown dotcom

[bunzai111]

Lol We have one guy in greenland

[RationalTheism]

He's just extremely lucky, nothing more, nothing less. He is not a genius, he's not cool, but he's fucking richer than all of you so you can't give him any shit :)

[destrolockbp]

@RationalTheism um he was going to Harvard u have to be a genius to go there and he started a billion $ company that is pretty dam cool to me far as luck goes he no luckier then me or you just found a need and filled it.

[TheLivirus]

@RationalTheism So in your eyes any person could come up with and develop the facebook platform out of luck? That's just stupid to say. Ofcorse luck is a factor to his success, but he wouldn't have come a long way if he didn't have talent.

[TMOLVIK]

".....and you can take a look of where people are...here." (graph of earth pops up)........."We have one guy in Greenland" LOL :D

[ViceCityWeMissYou]

I like this guy, brilliance.

[321Green1Fork123]

im not saying this guy is a douche but id just like to point out that defending someones characeter is not justified by saying hes rich as hell. Ive literally seen 3 comments in 3 different videos in a row defending mark because hes a billionaire. Cant people now a days look at someones character instead of their income?

fucking consumer society

[EbayEuron]

to make the world more open and connected to me seems like a wonderful idea...

[svenskic3]

sounds a bit like bill gates actually...

[AMGRULEZ]

Wow ! It's amazing what just a good a idea can do ... 37 seconds is UNreal lol ... All of NY is lit lol

[samuraiyao]

The guys is still in his 20's and the youngest billionaire ever... Eat that Bill Gates and Steve Jobs!!!

[frobrofityfoe]

hes a shitty public speaker

[iarodify]

his tone changes while hes speaking

omg! hes a robot!

[GuyofSpades]

I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg hates FARMVILLE

[DramaMF]

@GuyofSpades i would bet 1 million dollars that he owns farmville and created it.

[tage92]

@GuyofSpades It makes him rich so i doubt it

[Tyler540]

@GuyofSpades yea, he hates the millions of players logging on to play while viewing and clicking his adds making him more of a billionaire in the process

[LightSweet]

don't you just love how the 1st most evident sign of success is when the former szchlubs are now toned, buff and have great pecs? Helloooooo, private trainer!!!

[Practicalwyatt78]

he stole it!

[TexasHereICome4]

@Practicalwyatt78 how do you know? From the movie "The social network"? That wasn't really how facebook was found. It was based on it. But it really wasn't stolen.

[Superflykid2008]

this dude is my role model. I aim to be like him.

[gogooc]

So does this guy like get major pussy or what?

[hugglexmugglex]

@gogooc I think so

[yan6285]

este hp me pone nervioso cuando habla, parece un robot

[Luccasio1]

fuckbook is better :D

[poluiso]

@Luccasio1 hahahah !! Yeaaahhhh

[tubub]

One badass motherfucker... I have a lot of differences with the guy, but he's an inspiration to an aspiring entrepeneur like myself as I'm sure he is to others. Of course, I share much more in common with the laudable Sean Parker yet there is much to learn from both of their ingenuity.

I hope my thing is the next big thing. Brainstorming for ideas, writing my business plan.

[420bmxer]

/watch?v=B37wW9CGWyY

[the1dutchmaster]

Facebook is used as a data collection center for the Department of Defense and the CIA. Its first funding came from venture capitalist Peter Thiel in the sum of 500,000 dollars who works on the board of radical conservative group Vanguard PAC. Further funding for Facebook came from Accel Partners in the amount of 12.7 million dollars. Accel's manager James Breyer is former chair of NVCA with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-tel, a venture capital firm created by the CIA in 1999.

[the1dutchmaster]

@the1dutchmaster continued...

In-Q-Tel works on various aspects of information technologies and intelligence services including, most notably, information data mining technologies. Breyer also served on the board of BBN tech, a research and development firm. . In 2004 Dr. Anita Jones and Gilman Louie signed on with BBN. Dr Jones herself served on the board of In-Q-tel and was director of defense research for the department of defense.

[the1dutchmaster]

@the1dutchmaster continued again...

Her primary job was to work as an advisor to the secretary of defense and oversee the operations of DARPA. DARPA shot to national fame in 2002 when knowledge of the existence of the Information Awareness Office came to light. The IAO stated it mission was to gather as much information as possible about everyone in a centralized location for easy access by the US government.

[jazzmatik]

@the1dutchmaster You know how Facebook has the private message inbox feature? Do they collect personal information from those too?

[m33lad]

is not hard to beat him!! I dont know understand why everyone making such a big deal about this GAY WEBSITE!!

[Pi3master12]

@m33lad do it then.. its obviously not gay when 500 million people are on it and hes making billions of dollars.. fuck off

[iwillcrushyourscene]

the social network movie!!!

[jasonsereno]

People are using Facebook for sex every day. Check my page for the proof!

[Celestius12]

Did you know he's not doing ANYTHING with all the money he's receiving?

[Runz32]

Can you say Asperger's syndrome????

[archyteckie08]

Wow! Zuckerberg is an awful speaker. He's cadence is bad. He's pacing is awkward. He's message isn't clear. He looks uncomfortable, as if he's going to pass out. He's got money, so why doesn't he hire a vocal coach? Or at the very least hire someone else to deliver the keynotes? You can't blame his bad public speaking skills on being young. As Bill Gates & Steve Jobs were famous in their twenties and were powerful engaging public speakers back then.

[Hollyweed1]

The STRANGE Disclosed:

Best CIA Project, ever.

Mark Zuckerberg: Devil's Advocate.

[alphaql]

he's an immature lil dick no class piece of shit who luckd up on a fortune....some people's kids ugh!

[Eclipse2120]

@alphaql

hop off

[zimonslot]

This guy... what a complete Steve Jobs wannabe.

[DeltaEagle7700]

Oh my goodness! No wonder Facebook has issues! The CEO doesn't even look like a CEO! (Not refering to the age, although he does looks young.) But he doesn't DRESS like a CEO!

FYI, a CEO would ware suit and tie for public performences. NOT jeans, and a shirt! No class!