Matt's first day in cage.

[dogdaysNY]

This video is boring u guys suck

[21BARREIRO]

im the same exact way

[teejayfarris1]

thumbs up if 0:48 scared the shit out of you



[Dusty0ldFart]

That throat guard looks like c4

[laxbroseph11]

ITS CARTMAN



[zsuzsaistibibi]

im confused if your right handed in lacrosse do you hold it like you would in hockey? or would it be flip flopped?

[XxXPREDx]

@zsuzsaistibibi yes if your right handed ur right hand will be by the head of the stick

[DCskater38]

lol he did decent!

Goalie is hard and scary. cut him slack

[EZBoySNIPES]

I woulda laughed my ASS off if they hit the dude in the nuts in the opening seconds

[lax50001]

is that a homemade neck gaurd if its not its really bad

[SoccerFANATIC126]

He's gonna get nailed in the dick...

[dazzzzed1994]

Goalie is the only position i have ever played...looking back im glad i got this...i could be some ass hole middie.

[DavidHenry561]

well he'll grow and as fat as he is.... he'll take up the hole goal when he is older. STICK WITH THE SPORT

[nikebball100]

kids got balls

[cecilcountyoutdoors]

I play D and i will step in front of a shot for my goalie and team but i could never step in the cage. I give goalies all credit.  takes a real man to be a goalie

[XxFlashTuTorialsxX]

fatass. nuff' said.

[xlxshanexlx]

@XxFlashTuTorialsxX its a pillow you retard., you must be 5 foot 4 and 95 lbs if you think hes fat.

[XxFlashTuTorialsxX]

@xlxshanexlx no. I'm 6'2'' and weight 195. I play varsity lacrosse at my high school. ranked #1 in Illinois. New Trier...

[californialax1]

@XxFlashTuTorialsxX ur a fucking asshole. nuff' said BRO

[XxFlashTuTorialsxX]

@californialax1 maybe I'm a realist... bro.

[Italianmafia51]

that looks just like me when i started on my first day in the cage and that was like two weeks ago

[puichan100]

i was this the first time i got in the cage, really wanted to play D but coach wanted me in the cage, kinda sucessful

[xXSk83rluis34Xx]

i no this was three years ago but both of u guys suck

[xxxZZZxxx3434]

ok this kid has some balls but please someone get him a new chin proctector to go on the helmet

[toolbar12423]

guys, i bet all of you as soon as someone tells you to get in goal immediately say, "AW HELL NAW BRO! It's not my position." Pussy ass niggas i swear.

[ZzLeTsCrAfTzZ]

ahhhh the good old days.....

[rirk1111]

book as a throat protector? Fucking smart.

[ranDredwood]

Worse possible stance and the way ur holding ur stick and who cares if he's fat I'm fat to and I play on the varsity team at my school

[mrfootball6559]

he real for a first time goalie 

[RippinDucks]

terrible stance never moves in goal

[carleaston1997]

this kid sucs balls my youth 13 team gaolie was better

[forrest238laxin]

that guy sucks balls in net and hes a fat fucker too

[21BARREIRO]

im better my first year in lax was 8th grade and i was amazing and im fat to but i was still amazing i just didnt like the pressure in the games cause i always got shot at like 25 times a game cause my defense sucked... but this guy is pretty good for a beginner

[SuperAllgeier]

can i geta nutmeg?

[spiggy2]

He's a fat little piggy!

[OptimistiicSniperVID]

1: Step to the ball and always use you're body as a second stopper. 2: Constantly be moving in the goal so you don't get locked up when they go for the shot. 3: Keep you're wrists loose so you can move the stick from side to side extremely fast. 4: Always keep you're eye on the ball not the shooter, follow the ball into you're stick and if it falls out constantly follow it.

[22kewlkid]

Would you mind NOT BLOWING INTO THE FUCKING CAMERA

[AIRWARE123]

OAF

[mabdel99]

He's doin bad because he cant focus with the marshmallow on the fatass' helmet

[bennylax24]

Rockin the pillow chest protector

[DCskater7510]

is that a lunchbox attached to his helmet?

[bass2live]

hes good for first time.. wat did you make the troat gaurd out of

[northlax87]

is that fat or his pads?!?

[psycho5232]

very odd stance, but it is his first time in there. what kinda of throat guard does he have on that helmet?

[crankbrandon165]

i was varsity goalie in 8th grade, this dude has some balls!

[BrAnDo693]

take a step ma goalie dude lol where the natty's

[juanitto4700]

he's at least following the balls.. lawl i cant even see them flying by me when i try.. (i play middie and attack)

[bostoncannonz99]

1:01.....would u like some epic with that fail hahaha

[MAGICpaintballer]

the first time i picked up a lax stick was this year i played starting jv goal for a prep high school i was 20 times better

[MAGICpaintballer]

the firs time i played goal was this year for a prep school i never picked up a stick and i played starting jv i was litterly 20 times better tham him

[djBLIRR]

lol not bad for just stepping in, any1 who steps in net has balls, if u dont think so, try it.

[joybuzzer24]

pretty sure this kid is a hockey goalie

[della2241]

haha this is funnyy. i love how pissed he gets.

[crazykillerpanda63]

Hartford is d1, thats where they are

[MCFCbellamy]

Kid sucks dick at goal. Go back to eating a cupcake or something.

[101fpsProductions]

Stfu if you cant read like most ppl on this site he never played before he just stepped in for fun retard. So hopoff his nuts.

[MCFCbellamy]

Fuck you, im surprised the fatass can stand. You shouldn't associate with the morbidly obese.

[badassesunite]

fatty

[laxmj1114]

his stance is way to wide haha

[zackbreen]

Those are all D1 players shooting, werent trying to hurt the kid...

[Reyzel726]

only half the shots are on net

[rdewey4900]

what school

[JJLumbers]

is that pads of fat?

[felipeleoanm]

thats actually pretty good for a first timer o.O...too bad most of those shots sucked o.O... bu gotta respect the golies, they are fckin crazy

[guggilodall]

That was good but still the shooters SUCKEDDD

[laxlife59]

when i used to play goalie i wore shin guards but that was wen i was like 11 lol

[TheGrinch1224]

wtf were u guys using as a throat protector? XD

[firestormcomputers]

Looks like a textbook lol.

[laxprophecy1o1]

the guy shooting sucks he missed a decent amount of shots

[beegburd]

he isnt bad but he isnt great either. he was doing alot of things wrong, but thats cus hes never played before

[Mcshicks1]

5 hole all day

[Cowboysjrd]

haha he has a pillow in his stomach lol

[iluvthetribe]

if thats his first day then he could actually make a decent goalie jus needs to work on a few things

[pinghong911]

@iluvthetribe not a few things many things. but still very good for his first day.

[bugred]

I would hit your fat so hard if i could.

[yeoldfart1]

you should have tried to hit the fat kid

[nicksfarzo911]

its always fun sticking someone in cage who doesnt know what they're doing

[LacrosseAttackman44]

Either the shooters totally suck, or they are just going easy on that guy suffering from extreme obesity in the cage.

[zackbreen]

we were taking it easy and his not that fat hes got a pillow under his shirt as a chest protector. we were short on equipment as you can see by his throat guard

[StuTube23]

haha ya i was like wtf is that throght guard...haha i was waiting for him to get hit or something...lol

[bobadankfett]

whoever is shooting is trash

[zackbreen]

your trash. probably some jv high school kid who talks a big game and cant do shit on the field

[rpmpwnedu]

@zackbreen u tell him

[northmen4999]

he takes up the whole net!!!

[TruelyLEGIT]

wow u suck. and ur fat as fuck..

[zackbreen]

your probably worse.

...and probably fatter.

[StuTube23]

im lovin these combacks...and hello...anyone who is calling him fat...go fuck yourselves and get a life...just because you are on a lacrosse team...prob some rec benchwarmer...doesnt mean you can go out and call ppl fat...go fuck yourselves and while your at it...go fuck the rest of your gay little u-10 faggot fucking team

[Cannonslax12]

why are you guys all trashing on him its a joke hes never even played before. obviously hes not that great but hes not trying to be amazing

[oMyMike]

lol is his chest gard a pillow

[zildjian6352]

very good for ur first time but dont spread your legs

[lacrosseshark777]

matts fat and sucks at lax

[NotOwningU]

First off he's not fat its a fucking pillow as a chest protector and second off he has never even played lacrosse so for him to go strait to goalie he has some fucking balls unlike you. Your balls probably havnt even dropped yet wat r u in 6th grade?

[beegburd]

goalie isnt as dangerous as people say it is.. i played attack for a year then went to goalie cus our highschool's goalie quit. i havent once gotten injured by a ball or anything and ive been playing for like a month now. you just have to use your stick and not your body..

[XXLLaxXX45]

a month? wait until you've been playing for a few years, you'll change your mind about how bad a ball hurts when u make a save off your shin

[beegburd]

already made a save off my shin. it doesnt hurt as much as my thigh. i got a scar on my thigh. but they dont hurt as much as you think they do.

[XXLLaxXX45]

scars legit, how fast was the shot?

[beegburd]

i have no idea. it was thrown by a big dude though haha

[borodrewman74]

dude i got all kinds of scars... theres a kid who can shoot 60 mph and i get hit in the legs all the time... it sucks haha but i love it anyways

[sk8terzero]

how old r u bcuz 60 mph is not fast if your anything 12 or older

[borodrewman74]

i just turned 13

[zackbreen]

i like this guy. he gets it

[EliGUnit]

good call, i play goalie by the way and its only cuz our starting goalie quit, its scary

[lizardmanstudios]

@NotOwningU no he is obese, look at his legs

[jerimee204]

lol funny shit. i can tell hes not a lacrosse player lol. but that was very entertaining. n a few of those shots were snipes.

[zackbreen]

ok this kid does not play lax. he has never played lax. he never will play lax. he did it for fun so u guys saying he sucks doesnt really make any sense. we know he sucks. he knows he sucks. and i guarantee all of the kids in this video besides him are 10x better than all of you. so relax

[nrthsrebluejays1]

i play in sixth grade and my fourth grade goalie is better then yours

[oMyMike]

ok u cant talk smack if ur in sixth grade let the stronger, faster, hit puberty already highschoolers (ike myself) do the smack talkin lol

[daheist52]

i play D and i fucking block shots harder than this

[zackbreen]

i play D to you cunt. these are division 1 players shooting on a kid whos never played before.

[steezymuffincakes]

shoot it through his legs his fat ass cant bend down that far

[imagoodkid71]

haha nice throat guard

[sxysqrrl152]

hey, first off. it may be an ocd thing but please stop spreading ur legs so far, honestly, it makes u shorter and high shots will tend to go in more, and yes goalie is not easy, it takes extreme guts, our goalie in high school has major balls, since one guy on the team can shoot 91 mph (fastest in illinios high school) so yea give this dude credit,

[laxsuperstar7]

that guy is ducking.

[ravensfan1029]

ive played goal for like 2 weeks now and my team is 4-0 and im th only goal!

[Improbalycoolerthenu]

give him some bounce shots ?

[fatAZNpiggy]

my first day in goal was yesterday my whole team shot on me the whole practice i blocked every shot but 5 out of 75 shots

[jarek1414]

because no one is gunna rip shots on you if you just started

[fatAZNpiggy]

ya they did not shoot too hard but one kid sot like 50 mph up clise and i saved it and my team kinda sucks so o well but give me cred it

[blonyxpony]

hey. your fat. oh and also my dick could stop a 50 mph shot.

[fatAZNpiggy]

ya im 12 and my cok blocker blocked a 75 mph shjot from my bro so stfu nigga

[AJKlacrosse]

ur asian, u have no cock, so u could block one of my brothers 89 mph shot

[jktuber2]

wow no one belives u!

[fatAZNpiggy]

thats great no one is required to believe me and if they don't i don't give a shit thats not my problem

[BRgoalie]

wow it is obviously his first day from the throat guard hahaha! He has quite the athletic stance too. YoU could fit a boat through there for how wide apart his legs are

[craijin]

DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!

[sexiergrillzzz]

hahahahahahahahahahaha lmfao

[mattbarrett95]

hhaha nice dancing

[usarmyboy8]

you gotta move to the ball not stand there like a fucking statue

[gilder37]

hes too fat

[life4lax19]

lol

[maverikwonderboy4]

hopefully the last

[vindex101]

yeah thats right... put the fat guy in goal then the goal looks smaller :D

[MiChEalTHemaInMan]

Haha, gnarrrrkilll he has a chest pad on hahaha thats so mest up

[Prophet1172]

lol poor guy.

[gnarrrrkilll]

and I hope to god he was wearing a cup, that could have been ugly. It hurts enough when your wearing one hahah.

[gnarrrrkilll]

Give him a chest pad, thats dangerous as shit.