Kenny Powers - That Is Why I'm Better Than Everyone

[xAsscobrAx]

I got here from the dubstep song Kenny Powers by Control.

[MrShitdick]

he's the charlie sheen of sports enough said

[brohan914]

I wish I could narrate an audiobook about my life and listen to it while sitting in a school parking lot sipping on a beer

[TheKahuna70]

i am the man who can throw it faster than fuck

[mchenrycruiser]

SUCK MY ASS AND KISS MY DICK EVERYONE!

[tehBLAX]

when i first saw this i thought it was like a narrating thing, then when it says tape finished, i fucking fell on the floor laughing

[MacDaggerson]

The inspiration of my life

[footballclips08]

"you have reached the end of cassette number three." 

[kenfo0]

@guitarbutt wow...you wrote that down just from watching the vid we all just saw? that's great, corky! Now tighten up your helmet, it's time for life-skills class.

[RJBergerKing]

You're listening to the audio book of "You're Fucking Out, I'm Fucking In" by Kenny Powers, narrated by Kenny Powers.

[MichaelBallack91]

faster than fuck.

[gaivskakashi]

im the man who can throw it faster than FUCk

[MickShredLord]

I'd never seen this show. One day I do a random channel change and this happens to be the very first scene I ever see. Needless to say, I broke down, just lost it ...

Pure poetry.

[dzasquadron]

best quote ever. thank you for putting it



[jcarranza209]

Sampled this audio and threw it on a dub step track called "bass head" check my channel

[SELFISHPETE]

I need to hear every tape!

[dodge69874]

Yo, if they made those self help tapes I would definitely buy them and blast them in my car. And holy shit! Big titties at the end FTW!!!!

[Death4Life69]

Wonderful.

[SELFISHPETE]

i need those tapes

[hobbitninja]

I want my own self help tape to listen to

[mf2230]

this is the fucking best thing ever

[joeybennet]

No need to quote this video guys, we all just fucking watched it, kiss my dick and suck my ass all of you

[triplemz1989]

"I am the one that can throw the ball faster than FUCK!"

[WillyFeelerbusch]

Funniest show of all time.

[trenis]

@WillyFeelerbusch fantastic show, but nr 5 in the all time comedy show's. which is great for a 2 season's show...

[WhoresOfTijuana]

I'm fucking in

[Ellipsis10]

Kiss my ass and suck my dick.......EVERYONE!

[MoneyR8]

god I wish they would release the full audiobook to download

[TheJordanDurant]

If yoiu dislike this you obviously suck dick on the reg and aren't American.

[lordcola69]

@TheJordanDurant

actually, Kenny Powers gets maad respect in germany too

[Amir1ish]

anybody know wat movie this is?

[grasd2]

@Amir1ish Eastbound and Down, it's a tv show you fucking bitch

[Amir1ish]

@grasd2 lol are u kenny powers? can i have ur autograph lol...

[wiltondeportes]

hahahahahahah fuck ya

[timxcd]

He such a looser... But it's still funny...

[ainsoph1]

this is my voicemail greeting on my cell

[concerninged]

7 people are fucking out.

[LivingWorstNightmare]

I gotta start watching this shit, sounds funny as fuck

[Bucher1990]

no mother fucker im talkin roids, dont be actin like you dont know about drugs when you do...

that line was classic

[bigdog1002]

@Bucher1990 is that clip on Youtube anywhere?

[masondarko]

7 Mongoloid Mike's dislike theese word's of wisdom? they're propably fucking out.

[terdburgler99]

words to live bye!!! LMFAO!!!...i cant believe 7 shit heads disliked this WTF!!!!!

[HighPoweredLasers]

I put a link to each episode on my page.

[HiddenBaggers]

A True American icon

[do4850]

fag

[tonybunnyone]

y'all can fuck off. I'm Kenny Fucking Powers

[NeoJimCat]

bump

[S0lidState]

I've always said "kiss my ass and suck my dick", probably got that from me, I can probably sew the producers for millions over that so I can finally buy a Lamborghini and pick up chicks.

[DirEnGay]

@S0lidState Yeah but nobody would believe you because you can't spell. I imagine you're not planning on taking up textiles are you? I don't think sewing the producers would be a smart idea unless you want to go to prison... God I fucking love idiots.

[wmotamedi03]

@DirEnGay

You must love yourself, then. It's spelled "suing" not "sewing" you fucking retard.

And anyone who finds this boring show even remotely funny can suck MY balls.

[DirEnGay]

@wmotamedi03 That was the fucking point I was trying to make, hence my "textiles" comment. Now who's the fucking retard? READ THE ORIGINAL COMMENT THEN FUCKING CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH!

[HiddenBaggers]

@wmotamedi03 Why are you trolling it if its boring? A typical dumbass

[smileypie22000]

@wmotamedi03 - Although that guy is retarded, your mom sniffs Kenny Powers' jock strap - post game.

[terdburgler99]

ur fucking out !!! im fucking in!!!.... PERFECT!!! my new metaphor for life!!!!!

[JiriMenzel64]

I got this book-on-tape at the library. Definitely check it out.

[John6ix]

Hahaha that line is too classic!!

[00IRON001]

HOLY LIVING FUCK!!! this is too funny. does anyone know why his movie the foot fist way never came out?

[ChesteesDotCom]

Get the Kenny Powers autographed t-shirt - bit.ly/kenny-powers

[smithers901]

hey thumbs up if you love tits!

[Pr3ttyR1cky94]

7 retards can kiss his ass and suck his dick... aswell as everyone else

[ScubaSteveM45]

That's the only kind of motivational tape anybody could use listening to!

[jettcenterfold]

YESSSSSS

[yelloke2006]

9-26-10 season 2

[Otissor]

"Kiss my ass and suck my dick everyone!" haha

[BrodyzVidz]

Season 2 Teaser

watch?v=e4AfU99J3Lg

[KVB1]

faster than fuckk

[mancreep]

i would pay a million for it.

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

...i spit it, you suck it!"

kenny powers for prez...HAHAHA

[boggle83]

kiss my ass and suck my dick everyone! Hilarious!

[easyrider020]

kenny powers is thE man

[mik310]

this was the exact part I wanted to hear! bless you internet fuks!

[boxdeuce10]

This show was so damn funny. Very well written. Will Ferrel is a genius.

[dadankness]

@boxdeuce10 uhhhh Will Ferrell is not a writer of the show..

[Mixmaster44]

This show was a fucking joke, it shouldn't even get a second season...but not really, this show was the fucking bomb.

[KingGazzary]

@Mixmaster44

Oh mah gawd the hideous flaming I was about to do until I read your whole comment.

[blueragboy]

Can you buy that tape?

[thebizzel]

@blueragboy

no .. but I wish

[thebizzel]

kiss my ass and suck my dick .. everyone

[Nicarider182]

Kenny Powers is my motherfuckin roll model

[gatortison]

God blessed me with many things..... An arm like a fucking cannon, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist. K.P.

[BeLiketheSquerrl]

i need that tape

[fahqmein]

@BeLiketheSquerrl

We ALL need that tape...

[missyah101]

MADmentality fucked his mom

[homicidebarbie]

greatest comment in the history of time

[FuckingEnforcer]

greatest reply to a comment in the history of time

[attila518]

@FuckingEnforcer Greatest reply to a reply to a comment in the history of time.

[ShottyNo1]

@attila518

Greatest reply to a reply to....ahh fuck it

[attila518]

@ShottyNo1 haahaaha

[ChevyCamaro33]

greatest scene in history.

faster than fuck haha lmao

[sean8604]

anyone know when the 2nd season starts?

[hoppz25]

i heard it starts january, i hope it does

[CutThroatPhil]

february :)

[ghostface216]

where did you hear that?

[motorkola2]

@sean8604 they havnt really said anything about a date but its confirmed they are working/writing it so thats good

[AcidAlchamy]

lmfao...Funny clip.

Nothin like some motivation to boost that awesome ego.

(btw, my life is fucking great...)

Thizzles Please?

[beantown1191]

gladiator your a huge tool get bent bro

[heelslaxUNC]

Seriously find something better to do then prance around thinking your so smarty and trying to get us to watch some videos that don't mean shit, sorry i wanted to watch a 31 second video its not that big of a deal..so why don't you find something better to do and while your at it you can go fuck yourself too

[GLADIATORvsNWO]

Yeah no problem. Stay asleep. Wouldnt want some lazy coward in the truth movement anyway.

[getsusrich]

I suggest you simply stop pushing your condescending paranoid views on people that decide to watch comedy videos.

[wertrewlim]

you are a complete idiot. At no point in your worthless rambling did you come anywhere close to a coherent thought. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

[heelslaxUNC]

yeah becuase i watched this 30 second video that means i dont know anything about politics, if your so fucking concerned about politics why dont you do something about it instead of bitching about it you fucking faggot

[magikbeanz]

ROLLED

[TucsTitans]

NOTHING is wrong with watching this?! people like to have fun. it doesn't mean i don't know what is going on in the world.

[TucsTitans]

I'm the man who has the ball; I'm the man who can throw it faster than Fuck.

[mikerotethis]

kiss my ass suck. my. dick..everyone

[stonedoll]

wow it's like red (pineapple express) got his own tv show. i love it

[wastedwasted3]

YOU'RE FUCKING OUT

[sammb]

"im the man who has the ball, im the man who can throw it faster than fuck"

classic

[blackesteyes13]

new favorite television character's vehicle: Kenny's '92-96 era Ford Bronco

[buukyak]

Kiss my ass and suck my dick...EVERYONE! that's the HEAT!

[ZogxUNB0UNDx]

Genius. Possibly my favorite part of the series so far.

[aliasnut4life]

I just LOVE the 'everyone' at the end there.

lmao

[thunderfan23]

lmfao

[dickmorrison]

i would pay a 100 dollars for that audiobook :-)

[walrusonion]

you've reached the end of the cassette three

[greenblackswerl]

hahahaha

[jokergoon10]

lmfao

[CKNY42]

So that is why I am better than everyone in the world kiss my ass and suck my dick everyone.

[dre3k78]

You're fucking out. Im fucking in. loool

[Yesiamblind]

Faster than fuck lol

[GrizzINK]

fuccin rite lol

[hmkbmb1994]

this show is perfect.