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  • Funny how Da ATL is da main hub for DELTA! Make sense

  • Dey be racis, Dey be racis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Let me axe you somethin

  • English language in 10 years. Regular engrish, no ebonic

  • yo muthafuckas, whaz up wit delta, do dem mothafuckas take food stamps

  • The future of America under Obama

  • The US is Somalia in 20 years.

  • The troof has been spoken dawg! Racism = hilarious.

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  • Sounds like Rich Fields.

  • Might be a parody now but at the rate things are going in 20 years this may be all that is left of the English language in North America. As the white race declines so to does the language and culture that goes with it.

  • Lmao n u thought it was rain...

  • My teacher showed this in school.....

  • Epic...........

  • Peep Delta, mofos.....lol

  • I love the quasi-futuristic background music...

  • After I all these years I still can't quit laughin..

  • We be flying up in there like a motherfucker.

  • @nefritiri100 I'm glad you enjoyed the joke

  • funny

  • just change a few of the slang to ten years more noob and its 100 percent.

  • ROFL.

    ROFL.

    ROFL.

    WHAT I DID OFFICER ! AXE ME DIS !

    I AINT GOT ANTHANG.

    clip is 10 years old and its still true.

  • I LOVE DELTA! I HAVE A DELTA SONG I MADE UP WHEN I WAS LITTLE!

    Delta, Delta, great! great! great! British Airways, hate! hate! hate! delta airlines you're the greatest of them all!

  • Gotta love black people for keeping themselves down.

    Keep dressing like - speaking like - and acting like subhumans and then wonder why you cant get a job. Oh wait, it's whitey's fault......

  • @mrsiepel1 LOL

  • @mrsiepel1 Gotta love people who don't get parody and who lack the sense of humor to laugh at themselves. C'mon, dude, this is f***in halarious. How do you find politics anywhere in there? If anything, it CLOSES the gap. Good to see you were able to find 8 hitler youth to give you a thumbs up. Way to go, dude!

  • @mrsiepel1 What exactly does a "human" dress and speak like? Why do "black people" dress and speak like "subhumans"? Because they aren't like white people? What a load of shit!

  • The guy doesn't even sound black.

  • Oh stewardess, I speak jive!

  • A black Texas congress woman requests that black names be used when naming hurricanes, and for weather forecasts to be in street language, (true) So when you turn on the weather you hear"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office to git yo FREE shit"

  • @the934x4

    OMG! I've never laughed so hard! It's so f***ing true....I love a joke as much as anybody else, no matter whom it's about. It doesn't matter if you're white, black, Mexican, Asian, Russian; it's just funny to laugh about yourself and others versus having a stone cold corn cob up your a** about every little thing!

  • Political correctness is the falsified idea made up by liberals and socialists that you can indeed pick up a turd by the clean end.

  • this is funny as hell..and was meant to be...but there are idiots who look too far past the comedy.....and it be showin' like a muh-fu*&a

  • I definitely agree that people are more hateful to each other now, probably because they can hide behind their computer and say whatever they want without consequence. By entitlement I mean that young people get praised for everything they do (no competition). It seems that they are getting conditioned to think that they should just get everything handed to them without actually working for it. Not all young folk are like that, of course. But it's not their fault, it's their parents' fault.

  • I can actually laugh at this and other politically incorrect parodies, but I have to ask, what entitlement generation? People are more hateful towards each other now than they ever have been. The only difference is that most are more passive aggressive about it than they used to be.

  • Ahhh, DJ Yoda.. He rocks.

  • nigga we will get u back to your HO and back !!!

    HO ?? I want to go home, not to any slut !

  • Hahaaaaaaaaaa fucckkkkk

  • These fat, round, thick-ass vessels run up in the sky so deep, it be crying.

    The best thing I've heard all day.

  • We LUV UZ SUM FLY'N AN IT BE SHOWN LIKE UH MUH FUHKA

  • Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo tankz fer flien wit Ghetto Airrlinez mye negr0's!

  • God Damn..Typical Nigga accent ! Would hate to see this accent being the national accent of USA

  • WE BE FLYIN ALLLLLL OVA DIS BITCH! LMFAOO

  • 66 People don't understand what a Parody is.

  • LOL!!!

  • Can't he just not use either BIATCH or BITCH ? Why both ? WTF !!

  • That was awesome! lol

  • An oldie but a goodie. And things haven't changed one bit since.

  • @redsman55 It's changed a bit... Instead of saying "shit", "modern" Ebonics uses "shizzle" and instead of "house", one would say "crib"...

  • best thing ive ever seen

  • We really need shows like this and chapelle show to come back or something like them. In living color was incredible - it even featured J. Lo's booty.

  • Niggers wanted to "teach" ebonics because most are too stupid to speak proper English. It's "ask", not "aks" dumbasses.

  • and make those punk ass coworkers of yours catch the vapors as you be up out lol

  • How could be be racist since people about 10-15 years ago wanted to make "ebonics" an official subject taught in schools in the northeast. I think it's funny as hell.

  • GREAT.....greetings from italy

  • 61 people are black

  • I laughed so hard that my head started to hurt, I got dizzy and fell out of my chair and whacked my head on the table.

    Why can't this show still be around?!

  • I totally remember this !!!

  • hahaha...he said "Flat Spliff"

  • Ah how I miss the days of TV before the PC police gutted anything that was funny....Sadly a show like this would NEVER make it today........

  • The sad thing is I understood all that. AND I'M NOT A NATIVE SPEAKER!

  • @EdwardHunterdon @prayforthegaycure OH SHIT! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY! HA HA HA!!

  • @Whereismycarl23 delta would have more biznazzz if this commercial was used this will have mothafuckas checkin bags if they dont wanna i was at airtran and they threw out my mommas hair spray my grease my hair grease my toothpaste cause we didnt check it then they said we could keep it if we checked the bag for 25 dollars. we were already late for our flight

  • Funny! I miss that show! Thanks for posting, I really needed a good laugh.

  • It's not ebonics.

  • back at yo crib chillin with a FAT spliff! damn can they guarantee that when i buy a ticket?

  • @ profglitch

    What in the name of God are you trying to say?

    @anyone else

    Please translate that idiots sorry excuse for a comment into something a normal human being can understand.

  • @surfbum127 watch Airplane moron. Also get down from your high horse.

  • @surfbum127 "golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or i will punch him."

  • yall goin on vacation? 

  • "We be flying all over this bitch " cmon thts hilarious

  • Thanks for bringing back a classic! I haven't seen this in ages!

  • I can't stop listening to this!

  • Every group has its own argot. Me? I'm in the life, bitches!

  • 61 people got rained on

  • at delta, we loves us some flying.

    lmfao

  • LOL.

    

  • See a broad to get dat Booty Yak'em, Leg'er down a Smack'em Yak'em

  • @TheBradyrulez

    Beh babe, slide a piece of da porter, drink side run da java......... Looky here, I can take greasy trumpa n butta draggin tru da garden?

  • @DocChiro28 SSHHHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

  • @DocChiro28 dat honky muf mess my old lady, got to be runnin col upside down is head, ya know?

  • "you goin? we fly you derr! you been? we done already flew up in derr!"

  • Ebonics aka African American Vernacular English (AAVE) is a legit sub-dialect of Standard American English and is closely related to Southern American English, another dialect.

    Lnaguage changes and evolves. If not, it dies. We aren't discussing this in Latin, is we???

  • Not racist you idiots-it's called humor. You probably voted for Obama just so you could say you weren't a racist. We'll never get past it until we learn to laugh at our differences. Loosen up, tightasses!

  • dat da sht

  • Ebonics is so racist and hatefilled. When you can't communicate properly it is very difficult to be believable when you want to blame others for your failure and poverty while whining about "discrimination". When you talk in ebonics you deserve to be looked over and bypassed in pretty much everything.

  • @Andygarrett357 What kind of moron are you? Take some linguistics classes and get a clue. You don't know the first thing about language, your self, or anything.

  • Is this the trailer for "Soul Plane"?

  • THESE FAT, ROUND THICK ASS vessels run up in the sky so deep it be cryin, yeahhh you thought it was rain. ROTFLMAO

  • i tried to be mad, but its so funny.....

  • call us at 1-800-AIR-MOFO

    Hilarious ad!

    59 haters must have been either so white they didn't understand any word but the last "mothe***er", or they were so ghetto-black they thought Delta was mocking them ;)

  • This is hysterical! Laughed my ass off!!!

  • What's a "jimmy hat"?

  • @zplnfan a condomn

  • @zplnfan a condom. lol

  • This is RIOTOUS but still 59 people have no sense of humor

  • lol!!!!! floss n fly this bitch :D I was dying!!!! >_< god, people chill shyt, it was funny! not racist.

  • The video itself Doesn't offend me. Just all the white people Who Find it funny, because they are all racists.

  • @ruggeroization so people finding this funny is racist? my black friends found it funny, is it racist if a black guy made a "white version"

  • @hawker800FO what would that sound like?

  • @ruggeroization yey...i couldnt find the words to say it...well said

  • @ruggeroization Yes, we do find it funny, we really, really do.

  • @ruggeroization yada..yada...yada

  • "We got you covered like a jimmy hat." lol

  • Actually, this is from Mad TV

  • I just realized the music is from the 1980's Superman movies.

  • what idiot would be offended by this? this is fuckin fantastic!

  • we got you covered like a jimmy hat lol

  • you goin, we fly you dhere. you been, we done already flew up in dhere

  • lmfao!!!!!! cheers@the uploader

  • DAYUM!! i remember this shit nukka!! this straight thuggin! passin' it around dawg!

  • i done been here fo fo-hundred years andi still cant talk right

  • I allmost WEPT with laughter. :)

  • Come on folks, this was done by the Wayans bros. If this isn't funny, then White Men Can't Jump isn't either.

  • lmao this is funny, nice commercial

  • It's very upsetting and frustrating to see that black are viewed like this. Yes, i know the video was made to get jokes from veiwers, but who are the veiwers? Black people need to realize they're not laughing with them, they're laughing at them.

  • @jarnell1 hey genius it was made by black people on a "black show" so obviously you dont know what the fuck your talking about :)

  • @jarnell1 No, they're not, Jarnell. You don't get it.

  • that muderfucker can't even say shit!

  • nigga wee git you back to yo hoe in no time

  • I guess they want African-Americans to ride on some old ass planes.

  • Black niggers are SO amusing. I just love to drive around and watch the little porch monkeys.

  • @madisonelectronic "black niggers"? That's like saying "gay fags" or "dirty whites". In other words, rather redundant.

  • we be flyin all over this bitch.

  • Dude this biatch be hilarious man!

  • dam I be lovin Big-ass Michelle Obongo doin one of des mo-fo commercials, word up mo-fo, Borak Hussain also be down fo it too. Dam!! An I be whitey too fo one.

  • 56 ppl are whiteboys

  • @venuecam WTF i'm a white boy and i love this.

  • @venuecam yeah your fucking retarded

  • @3flipmafia nice one troll

  • @venuecam nigger

  • haha Holy Shit !

    That´s the most hilarious thing i´ve seen in the last three month, honestly ! :D

  • @razorsedge82 what did you see four months ago?

  • was this shown on BET?

  • Well that's how we roll... Flying big ass planes in and out daily is a gangsta business. -delta employee.

  • it's not racist if it's true, just sayin

  • @WestonVonWellington what is it saying? All i see is that its a hilariously inappropiate commercial because its using ebonics. it doesn't say a thing about black people. :D

  • @WestonVonWellington this is racist since it says ebonics instead of slang.

  • 56 haters watched this...

  • I love your disclaimer! Great job!

  • I NEED THIS TO GET TO MY HOE ON TIME, YA HEAR!?!

  • I find it funny how mnotitys have butchered the english language so bad that its there own language.

  • @cod5x yo retard, learn about the evolution of language and a thing called dialects. It's not 'butchering' the language, it actually adds to it. Example: In my rant, I have used an American English slang, 'yo', multiple words that have etymologies in Latin and olde English words. This commercial is funny and is classic African American Vernacular English, both in words and grammar structure, commonly known as 'Ebonics'.

  • classic

  • I'm scared of flying but after i saw this i'm ready to go flyin

  • woooowww. haha. "you finn to raise up???" that had me rollin

  • Sheet! Da Darkies will be lickin' dis shit up, an' NO mistake! Boo yasha (whatever the fuck that means)

  • That add is racist because we don't see any groids in it.

  • @YTRulesFromNM Yep: I'm sick to death of everything on tv, having to have a nig nog on it. Asians? Indians? No. Just darkies, even though they represent only about 14% of the american population. Fair? No. Ebonics? Jesus wept...no wonder everyone hates you! (not you, YTR!)

  • at delta we loves us some flyin and it be showin like a motherf*cker

  • CLASSIC!!!

    

  • we be havin these bitches cryin.......yea u thought it was rain

  • All you guys offended by this are for 1) retarded and 2) need to read the description of the video. It originally aired on "In Living Color". Which means it was most likely written, produced, and directed by black people. Lighten up nerds!

  • it's weird how 90% of youtubers are racist, and 10% are oversensitive bleeding heart liberals who took those diversity posters at school way too far. What happened to the middle ground?

  • @rollerboogie i thought if someone was liberal, they wouldn't see racial comments as offensive because the new thing now is to joke around with eachother and break previous rules that were established when racism was actually a problem. i dunno, but i like the middle ground statement. i agree people can get overly sensitive about racial comments. its annoying as fuck.

  • @BlackSupraC2 Yeah, I mean I'm a liberal and I joke about race all of the time. Bleeding heart liberal is a special kind of liberal who is oversensitive about everything.

  • 54 niggers saw this video.

  • @fickslaw Fiddy-fo'?

  • you gotta get yo posterior in one of this big-ass planes!

  • One of my favorite electronic artists sampled this in one of his tracks. So it IS real...

  • this is great! haha

  • LOL

  • We got you covered like a jimmy hat

  • lickety splifts

  • Dayum. Entitlement generation. You hit the nail on the head.

  • GETTIN YO DRINK ON AND YO SNAK ON

  • These round thick ass vessels fly up in the sky so deep. lol

  • you goin? we fly you there!

    you been? we already done flew up in there!

    ROFLOL

  • Moral of the story....Never travel wit a nigga !!!!

  • Passenger on landing.... "Damn duude, plane done hit the shit on da ground, bounced me up and down, taxed to da gate, we walk off da plane, when a cop grabs us and says , yo niggas are unda arrest !!! We done spent the next 15 years in da mutha fuckin' lock up because my dumbass partner had all the stash in his hand when we got off da plane... some of a bitch !!!!...

  • Flight attendent to passenger... "Chicken or Beef? negro: "Giv me some of dat chikin" bitch !!"... Dis shit betta be fried..sheeit !!! Flight att... No it is boiled.... negro "Damn bitch, I wanted my chicken fried like Churches Fried Chicken and like my slave ansesters like it... Fried in LARD !!!!

  • During take off... "Damn nigga, get yo head outa yo ass, hell we be climbi'n real quick when dees mutha fuckas evea decide to pull back on dem damn sticks... sheeeit !!!! We be climbin soon brutha !!!!

  • "Git yo nigga ass in dat seat....damn dis is da fift time yo ass been in da toilet !!!! Nigga, I be tryin' ta sleep fo da lst motha FUCKIN' hour !!!!!

  • LOL 1-800-MOFO :D