Top Ten Yo Mama Jokes That You Should NEVER Say

[Thetutorialguy66]

Those jokes suck sooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoldenYoshiKing23]

XD LOOOOOOL The jokes suck but, the first one is okay xD

[TheSilverFlame1]

thumbs up then i told my sister "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!"

[TheGreenysky]

that aint bad my bro says that to his dum freinds u noob

[whostolemywaffles1]

meh not that funny but you're cute! ;)

[MluvH]

silly, i guess it's a contagious disease, FUCK OFF !!!!

[TheCubanthug]

you guys are so stupid that why would u make a joke on a comment for a video

[TheCubanthug]

ok ok ok little white boys .. go beat your little meat and maybe u willl do somthing better than making stupid videos in ur life u are a bunch of little faggs

[MultiRogue17]

ha ha ha no yo mama so stupid shes stupid theres no explanation shes just stupid

[chocoholic466]

the guy that wasn't dissing was more mean XD

[mr101yobros]

thumbs up if you thought "F" meant something else......

[memewusher]

-__-

[leahhater01]

yo momma is so poor she was chasing a garbage truck with a shopping list!!!

[unbeliveablefarts]

BORING

[sweetbuttrouble1]

yo mama is so stupid she let you post that video

[key1439]

your lame as joke

[RoxasXAxelXLover]

WOW



[number1gurl100]

yo mama so fat that she made the solar eclipse when she stepped outside

[number1gurl100]

yo mama i said yo mama is so stupid that she cant make ice

[TheBlakleyFamily]

yo mama so fat she said to the manager at Walmart, Wheres the fucking chicken nuggets. fill me up. :D

[bigdapman1990]

epic fail....

[darkninja313]

Yo Mama is like a toilet white, fat and smells like crap.

[antihero197]

Worst yo mamas ever!! (thumbs up)

[MrInstantkiller]

@antihero197 i do more entertaining shits then this stupid video

[2589725]

ur momma is so stupid 2 giv birth 2 a retard like u 2 make stupid lame ass videos like this

[yoyoboy87]

Dude... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKsauce.

[wii9653]

yo mama is so fat that her pant size is damn b$#*ch lose some weight

[DomoOwnage]

i think the dude on the right is funnier

[ILoveehCookies]

ma momma so stupid she watched this video and told me to watch it !

[kumeahsoi]

his replies are more amusing then the other guys jokes

[Moopy2001]

I'm gonna beat you with a guitar, drill a hole in your chest, take a crap in it, and watch flies swarm around your body.

XD

[scouragesmith16]

yo moma is so stupid she had u and kept u

[kobesmum]

When he said do you know what f stands for I thought that he was gonna say fuck you.

PS I am a boy. i am jus tusing my mums account

[noahgore26]

WTF you are so lame the dude iin the green hat was better then you were i want play yo mama with myself

[thesupdog22]

im so stupid cuz i clicked on this video

[megarock327]

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she gave you these lame jokes. Thanks you dont have to applaud me.

[potatoesniffer]

yo mamma so stupid, she told you to make this video



[sephiroththeman]

is this real, or is it a troll?

[jesseo66o]

you are a flaming faggot you dont know any jokes. oh and if you want to learn about mistakes ask your parents your the biggest mistake ever

[robertnaylor12]

this video is gayer then elton john and your momma lol

[wetoo02]

hahaha i love the comebaks!(:

[500DeadOrAlive]

Yo momma is so stupid she clicked the like button for this video

[talkintomyfriends]

yea you shld never say these youll get beat up not cuz the other guy is insulted but bc the jokes were so bad

[finalcountdown3210]

"Wait, isn't this illegal?" "Nope."

[SuperGpboy]

4 the abc one he should have said f stands 4 fuck you but i likie

[Spaz645]

here's one for ya...Out of all your father's sperm YOU where the fastest? (now that i finally posted this joke every one's gonna use it and i'm not gonna get any of the cred for it...so that makes me hate you even more)

[bowmuffin]

Yo mama so fat she saw a bus filled with white kids and she thought it was a twinki XD

[emilysgotcurls]

Yo mama so catholic, she goes to church!

Yo mama so fat, she's uuuuuuuuuuugly.

[DominickWolffangs]

Here take this to your blog and make a other

[DominickWolffangs]

Lame

[MegaDayian]

My ur momma jokes r so much better and my sister is better then him and Shea eight so suck it bitch

[daniella838]

seriously it aint even funny!  at least she's hairy,you prob dont even have any pubes..Byee;Dxxxxxxx

[ElKnobCheese]

What kinda guy insults someones moma in pyjamas?

[EMILISCUTE]

Im so stupid i watched this video

[miggawee88]

dude shut the fuck up

[shrimpfriedriceswagg]

this is so stupid,its not even funny

[lilcedez00]

Yoh Momma Is Soo Stupid That Ur Mom Let Yhu Upload This Video

Jeesh We Jus Havinqq Fun ! (:

[spartnjohn]

that is bad actting



[iruleharderthanyou12]

Yo mommas so stupid she cant even obey the laws of gravity

[joeyhodgeman]

why the fawk did i watch all this?

[DJKiller2533]

not funny at all

[jyology]

i got one: yo mama is so stupid she put 2 quarters in her her and thought she was listening to 50 cent

[cstaggs111]

the guy on the right funier

[The17CherryBlossom]

the five year old kindergartners yo momma jokes are better

[BTRnCsLovR]

If he is dead,how can he have children

[Frappecakes]

These aren't even good and your acting is bland

[HuffytheMagicDragon]

YO yo momma like a brick, she dirty, she flat on both sides, and she always gettin' laid by Mexicans!

[sanny4321]

this video is a waste of my time, your a queer for making this vidd, its not even funny, / Kill Yo Self (Wiz Voice)

[jacob62499ray]

Your mamma is so stupid she put AA batteries up her butt and screamed I GOT THE POWER!!!

[TheMoney0808]

yo mama so fat that people dont let her wear x jackets because helicopters keep tryin to land on her

[jackass52472]

your jokes aren't that funny heres one for you, yo mama so fat she dosent need internet shes already world wide

[maidelynable]

nigga u need 2 take yo mama classes 2 learn hw 2 rank yo dum ass

[megaman5043]

like if u didnt laugh

[ThemNGeneration]

yo momma such a dumbass she got pregnant by this two white niqqaz:O smh

[1dcramo]

Yo mama is so stupid she like this vide

[iMbigBEN1]

F is for fail just like this video

[SolarFX]

i'm not even sure why i watched this right through...

[TheXcameronX]

that was bullshit

[12345dorian678910]

Yo mama is so stupid she had you as a child instead of using a condom!

[lolingismybible]

i thought F standed for fuck.... goddamnit....

[ProductionsHead]

The only good one was harry potter.

[IpartyWithPurplePpl]

try this 1 out yo mamas like a snickers bar she gots nuts

[IpartyWithPurplePpl]

this is bull shit

[MrMurphy1025]

top 10 most gay mama jokes..

[hockeylovers1619]

U need good ones like yo momma is so fat when she joined the navy they called her u.s.s fatass and up momma is so stupid she locked her in a motorcycle AGAIN!

[UND3RSHIRT]

OMG OMG U KNOW WATS FUNNY...not this



[Charli3sTwin]

YO Mama is sooooo fuckin fat she sat on walmart and lowerd the prices then she got up and trip over walmart and landed on target

[TheCwazygirls]

Ahhh im sewing.. for??... for breaking my restriction order:DD

[TheBleg]

dude you so lame........yo mama is so ugly she works as a halloween model 365 days a year......

[NotSoIckyVicky18]

3 minutes of my life i will never get back

[9gothicanime9]

i have something to say to number 5 that the 2nd guy should have said...ON A BAGEL!

[88DShadow]

THIS WAS GAY SO NOT WORTH WATCHIN YOU SHOULD DELETE THIS VIDEO

[ShadowBlood0102]

Yo mama is so hairy, that she makes chewbacka feel bad

[downesyxx8803826]

you can't make a joke that's funny at all

[paradoxGS1895]

the things the other dude said was better than the yo mama jokes

[cccred15]

did lake owego camp teach you this dumbshit?

[briankg05]

This makes me hate my own minority

[dakid44902]

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in apabetical order

[BloodyWire408]

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHES FAT

[GothicChicy]

yo mamma is soo stupid that is where you got all those jokes

[Nero25251]

@GothicChicy oh BURN *sizzle sizzle*

[GothicChicy]

your mom is so dirty she makes mudd look clean omfg i am soooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[S8mperFi]

This shit was a complete waste of time

[yungsaintful]

THIS MAKES ME HATE WHITE PPL!!!

[deadpools33]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[obamaisthebomb]

Your comebacks to yourself where better then the actually jokes........and the comebacks were.....yeah....

[iSmileyTeal]

lol. When he said "You know what F stands for?" I was thinking, "F***".

If he actually said that, and not "Fail" then he might've gotten a giggle out of me.

[v4avanna]

this is so stupid and that's only nine.

[dodxx98]

FUCKIN LAME

[extrawesome]

yo mama is so stupid she went to dr. dre when she broke her leg

[kaleo2696]

you such soooooooo freakin much

[TheBencake]

This sucks so much..............

[fralex1994]

1,847 people are moms

[SwaggerOfaBieber]

Yo mama so stupid she laughed while watching this video -_-

[aicdethfan84]

HAHA! YOu guys are hillarious with the little back and forth thing

[SuzukaLova]

Now I Kno Y He Said U Never Should Say This

[swaggeneral17]

your moms so fat she needs cheats for wii fit

[kaizer855]

LAMEST JOKE EVER YOUR STUPID CHRIS!!!!!!!

[Shannique101]

i should fucking flag this for gayness. This should be removed for being a broken video though it was broken before it got here.P.S. the threats were funnier than those so called joes those jokes arent repeated anymore cuz there MEAN there not repeated anymore cuz there GAY THOSE JOKES THAT YOU JUST TOLD WERE A DISGRACE TO ALL YO MAMA JOKE TELLER MY MOTTO IS "IF YOUR NOT A PRO DONT GO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN" HEAD MY ADVICE WHITE PERSON AND YOU MIGHT LIVE

[Shannique101]

this is why white people shouldnt get into arguments or tell yo mama joke heres a real funny one yo mama so fat she goes to kfc and asks for the bucket on the roof

[lilmoe315]

ur so fucking gay

[jahvan201]

your momma so ugly when she smiles at goldfish snacks the snacks dont smile back.

im pretty shore this is funny than all the jokes said

[RoFlz941]

YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY WHEN THEY PUT NIKE TAG ON HER THEY CALLED HER HAIR JORDAN

[ccohn0]

the guy hearing the yomama jokes was funnier!

[MegaDudetastic]

he is a rapist little kid

[SistaDun]

The Threats made me fall of my bed and laugh on the floor D:

But 2 funny - The Threats.

-SistaDun-

[MrGearshalo]

sad just sad

[sahba28]

EXTREME EPIC FAIL... LAMEST JOKES I'VE EVER HEARD

[XxfoshizzlexX1]

Jokes are gay but the other guy was funny with the hat(;

[elodie5is5me]

the threats are funny.

[nelly532]

O yea diva yo mamas like micheal jackson but xcept she puts little kids in her happy meal

[nelly532]

O yea yo mama so fat she jumped in the air an got stuck

[seBeaststromboli213]

stupid stupid if u say these it wont offend ANYONE this sounds like a kindergarden argument,ur mom cant draw!!! (oooooooo so cold)

[TheNecromancerKid]

it's funny cause it's stupid

[mrtreo66]

Fucking stupid dumb ass mother fucker you momma is so stupid she through a rock at the ground and missed

[sakuruki175]

not funny at all, worst yo mama jokes ever

[hellscreamize]

yo mama is such a b**ch if she get pregnent everytime she get f**ked the earth will have 3 times more people

[hellscreamize]

you 2 are so stupid you dont even know a good joke:))

[nadiiandkamil]

dumbE.S.T ever

[nelremixgaming]

gayest yo momma jokes EVER!

[CutupDuke]

wow this was so B A D. i got throu like the first 2 paused it left this comment noones gonna read and got on with my life.

[Longstride9]

now i undersrtand why we should never repeat em..... cuz they suck,gosh dats like 41 seconds of my life i wasted and yes u know why cuz ur video sucks so much that i stopped watching after the first yo mama

[r0lfc0pt3r]

THUMBS UP this comment and THUMBS DOWN THIS VIDEO if this is the one of the dumbest videos you have ever seen.

1 - These jokes aren't even that offensive to not ever be repeated!

2 - These kids can't even think of any good "YO MAMA" jokes!

3 - You can think of a "YO MAMA" joke that is 10 times worst and offensive then this videos number 1.

4 - After you watched this video your exact thoughts was "That was fucking stupid!"

Top 10 to not say because people would just laugh at you instead!

[shadowdude11231]

@r0lfc0pt3r u must be phsycic

[ZebraDuckyz]

yo momma so nasty she put salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

yo momma so nasty when she spred her legs she made yo daddy sea sick.

[therubberduckie11]

This is so retarded these jokes are so old!

[awesomeninjaism]

yo mooma so fat when she asked to get a tattoo on her back they saud sorry we dont give gorillas tatoos!

[FMAFanable]

I don't know why people think this is so stupid :D I thought everything other than the yo mama jokes were funny.

[OfficerDerp]

Yo mama so stupid, she rated the video 5 stars cuz a word bubble told her to.

[MexicanGurlAtHeart]

dese jokes r lame ive heard way better 1s

[DivaMoney1213]

MY 1 CAN TOP ALL... YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE NEEDS CHEATCODES FOR WII FIT

[iDavidC1097]

You mama is so stupid that she forgot to move her finger away from the camera lens from 0:46 til 0:52

Oh and I love the acting!!! :D

[FERTIGPARKETT]

Is both of them the same gay ass kid?

[pvpandraidhunter]

this video is so fail, its hazardous to watch it

[VideoGameCharacter89]

f = fail

we know that this video was a fail, thanks for pointing this out

[curryfobs]

gay waste of 2:50

[gilbertmike0312]

yo mama so stupid she watched this video.

anyone else hear that one kid at the begging he said vlogs FAIL

[Steve0g908]

that was only 9

[TigerFlavouredDragon]

yo mama is so fat her blood type s KFC

[StargazeLilyMe]

you can get beat for saying stupid shit like that

[mujerdeaaron]

this video wuz SOOOOOOO gay.... like the guy that made it

[mrcodester17]

wait was i supppose to laugh

[babyboo8071]

yo mama so stupid she thought these jokes were funny

realy ddude my grandma nose better jokes then you

Grandma: YO MAMA SOOO FAT THAT SHE COULD PROBLY EAT YOU AND HALF OF THE OTHER WORLD AND STILL BE HUNGERY

[123atuck]

your mama is soo ugly, bob the builder took one look at her and said: "i cant fix that".

[aauball2014]

ahahahahhah nice job yo

[prettykenya000]

hahahahahah-NOT dhis crap wasnt funny AT ALL>:((

[TheJadyha]

yo MAMMA SO FAT THAT NOT EVEN DORA CAN EXSPLORE HER!!!!

[TheJadyha]

i liked what he did at the end of each joke, on one of them he should of said ' I WILL TIE YOU NAKED TO A CHAR AND BURN YOU WITH A LIT CIGARET' IT WOULD OF BEEN

[Aysha234]

your mamma so stupid she gave birth to a downy like yourselfXD

[ash123284]

hey dude ur so ugly your mama screamed wen she had u!! hahah its kinda gay but better than urs!!

[dreamer1051]

don't torture the pour guitar :( make me cry..

[sammy005]

Why are these jokes never to say....? And what happened to the kid you started with?

[ccohn0]

I agree with the the guy whos hear those, satanic words

[poopymcstinkerdumb]

you are lame get a d*** life

[poopymcstinkerdumb]

basically.......... not funny...........

[skyrich2]

dude you should go suck a fat as dick the jokes suck dick and go put a gun to your chin and blow upright

[eatmyhair16]

Hahahhahahahahahhaha(:

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[extreamspirit77]

@shan9020 You Belive Thid Shit?! xD