Carol Vorderman asks Frankie Boyle if he uses Facebook

[thepostal15]

Why the fuck is that dude wearing sunglasses inside ?

[paulcollumbine]

Fraankkiiee booyyllee LOOOOOOL

[MrMike0113]

I assume that when she said that there are 57 people pretending to be him, she meant that there are 57 people who are actually actively pretending and not that they just have the same name as him.

[thesportsguy10]

he's a fuckin legend! end of!

[TheJoemoze]

@ipwndeatheaters thnx alot :-)

[ipwndeatheaters]

@TheJoemoze Series 23 Episode 11 :)

[123SuperEman]

lol

[DutchAllstar]

owned

[dougpryce92]

i love it how he says "frankie boyle..."

[snarkey5]

it also takes a special kind of bellend to wear a cape when you're not a super hero.

[StaveleyVsMort]

@scatcat1994 Sorry to disappoint you young man but its rather like peeling open a month-old treacle sandwich.Round the back resembles a Creme Egg thats been trodden on.

[TalonMercenary]

00:19 haha awkward look by Carol

[Ali74]

shes fucking tasty is Carol

[Aerenmerksmw2]

i hate it when the comments are just people arguing or constantyly replying to other comments

[steve37533]

@Aerenmerksmw2 i know.......dickhead.

[stonedrose1]

@Aerenmerksmw2 I hate it when someone has nothing of interest to say.

[scatcat1994]

I'm 17 and thanks to Carol Vorderman I have absolutely no problem in saying that I would quite gladly shag a 50 year old woman.

[Mohrkai]

"run along now!"

[innit27]

carol tried to be a smart ass and take him on and lost.

[animelover5076]

Franky goes understand how his jokes affend people, be just doesnt care XD legend!

[ADMediaEmpire]

@animelover5076 Well do you know what mate, Frankie is the type of guy who just tells it as it is. Plus he's Scottish so he defo doesn't give a shit haha! But I think everyone who gets offended by his jokes should just LIGHTENED UP!!!!!!!! Gods sake IT'S JUST A JOKE!!!! Nowadays if you say something out of line you get either fined or the racist card pops up and you're pretty much gagged... He's the only reason why I watched Mock the Week.

[animelover5076]

@ADMediaEmpire i agree, he isnt afraid of the stupid people that are just looking for somethings to complain about. Mock the Week sucks now, Frankie was the one that had me laughing. people need to learn to take a joke and laught at themselves. i will always support Frankies humour and shun anyone who has a go at him for it lol (oh and i hate the flippin sexist and racist cards that people keep pulling out. its stupid and childish, colour and sex doesnt matter, its just a joke!)

[sarsfield1998]

But! What's your name on facebook? Hmm? Frankie Boyle.

[Terra1311]

the way he says it thats it its just so good.

[YodellingPalmtrees]

the way he says 'frankie boyle' makes me cry

[NickDude555]

how does carol know that there are 57 other frankie boyles on facebook?

[okmarshall]

@NickDude555 It was a joke to make a point?!

[guitarreilly]

if you see the whoe episode its hilarious but that douche with the glasses i was sooo pissed that frankie didnt lay into this fucker

[ReesZzz]

Frankie Boyle?

[ChristianCageCarisma]

...FRANKIE BOYLE!! LOL

[passthepipe1]

Regardless of her age, I would splatter Carol all over a hotel room wall. I think she's overtaken Liz Hurley you know.

[42blondemoment]

@passthepipe1 I'm sure she'd give you a chance

[SteRDLK]

It takes a special kind of bellend to wear sunglasses inside.

[TommyTonka]

@SteRDLK like harvey price?

[weeweeeewee]

@SteRDLK I agree, but what about porn stars? They are allowed, right?

[SteRDLK]

@weeweeeewee Only if it's to stop cum splashing on their retina.

[Wimpoman]

@SteRDLK That made me laugh more than Frankie did! XD

[bobdy9988]

@SteRDLK Liam Gallagher?

[1992Bruce]

Carol just take a seat, Frankie Owned ur ass

[GODSAWAYONBUSINESS]

@billyconnearly How considerate.

[rachietape]

I read this as 'Carol asks Frankie Boyle if he uses', I was genuinely excited to hear his response to drugs.

[Nameless164]

@rachietape His book goes into detail about those escapades

[F12Y14N25]

actually, i know someone who goes by a different name on fb - pete mcQueen - cos his real name is peter Files, so it is understandable

[bobdy9988]

@billyconnearly I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that man

[dilwich123]

I would love to bang Voderman from behind.

[pureyid16]

Lmao just watch frankies face after he says his name, he's like that wasn't even funny lol

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Why is it when he says what his Facebook name is i can't stop laughing?

[masht11]

Who else, after watching this video, went to see if Frankie was really on Facebook?

[speedracer456v]

To be honest, Carol walked right into that!

[hibernian1996]

Lol legend take the push out the old geeky bitch!

[CharlotteAndRachael]

Every time I watch this it makes me laugh, Frankie you ledge

[rosewell1983]

what is frankie saying after Carol's statement about the 57 profiles?

"well i hope that they get the bullet or sexual assault kiss that i am due?"

[wordtouremother]

@rosewell1983 'sexual assault CASE' :)

[DeadpoolFan16]

@rosewell1983 He said sexual assault case.

His accent does make it sound a little like kiss though.

[MrJkhg1]

@rosewell1983 "case" not kiss:)

[lolookphor]

@rosewell1983 sexual assault case*

[14Mentalist]

classic

[sXeLodge]

Anybody else watching this vid want to shag Carol Vorderman?

[Knockonherboots]

@sXeLodge Not even slightly

[sXeLodge]

@Knockonherboots Really?? Come on, it can't be just me and @billyconnearly who want to pounce on her.!!

[georgemc25]

SHIT!!! I HATE THIS AND EVERYONE WHO COMMENTS ON IT!!!!

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@georgemc25 You hate yourself then?

[l00072878]

love frankie boyle

[mrevilevil2]

@xXLuciferDarkheartXx I didn't start a debate, I just made a comment and replied to any replies.

It takes me less than 2 minutes to type these comments, and since I am at home revising for upcoming exams, it's hardly an indication of my social life.

[MrJackjack691]

im going on face book to find him :D i already found jack black and russle howard

[davidinchester]

frankie boyle should just be banned, nothing about him says anything nice about anyone, hope he is never heard of again!

[Gausey]

@davidinchester the fact that your father had sex with your mother who in turn gave birth to you goes along way to proving my theory that stupidity IS a sexually transmitted disease.

[pfalky2k]

@Gausey a lot of so-called "kids" are nothing more than sexually transmitted diseases, when it comes to that

[Mohrkai]

@Gausey

it's "a long" not "along"

[Gausey]

@Mohrkai seriously ?. 2 months after I post something you want to challenge along and a long. a·long/əˈlôNG/

Preposition:

Moving in a constant direction on

Either way is grammatically correct so pull your head in Internet Turtle.

[Mohrkai]

@Gausey

it's "a long" in the context of your transcription.

continue to make a fool of yourself though.

[AvatarTwasCheesy]

@davidinchester I hope you are just saying that to get a reaction. I won't give you mine because I don't think you'd be able to take it all in with your ever so precious mind.

[shukshuk]

wow, don't spoil it, keep them guessing :P

[yuppy40]

@pcvideogamer HAHA! HAHA! HAH- I don't get it.

[ThorneAstor]

The way he says "tweet" is just so adorable!

[pcvideogamer]

If you didn't know farcebook (as i call it) was the establishments replacement for the ID card.. remember them? the Tory government lauded how they would abolish them, but they have you via farcebook or the majority anyway, everyone uses there real name or did when they registered on the site as its using our own friends networks against us for identification, you can change your name to Randy-Humpalot now if you like because they already have your real details, its an appalling spy network.

[jkotheprodigy89]

@pcvideogamer Cool story bro...

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@pcvideogamer Thats a shit joke,

[pacmandem]

@pcvideogamer You're an idiot.

[pcvideogamer]

@pacmandem fuck you, got downs? wake up and smell the coffee cuntcycle

[pacmandem]

@pcvideogamer "cuntcycle"? Seriously?

Get a life mate.

[pcvideogamer]

@pacmandem well ok then

[pcvideogamer]

@pacmandem get an ID card mate! ooops sorry you already have one, erm whats your farcebook address? - remember... never give them your real name :) - oh and watch this spoof on farcebook

watch?v=cqggW08BWO0

[littleblueleprecorn]

theres always a few miserable bastards who dont like things this funny :)

[Jabikz]

I have a frankie on my arse.

[Tears0faShadow]

vorderman is ugly

[Dungarth]

@Tears0faShadow ugly?? I'd say for a woman in their 50s she looks pretty damn good!

[anto1191]

I would ride carol until my dick fell of from friction burns.

[opposite2u]

@anto1191 off*

[anto1191]

@opposite2u Fuck off troll. Happy now wanker.

[davidofchinkov41]

on this show i would like to see frankie boyle, charlie brooker, noel, russel howard, darren brown, matt bellamy and daren o' brein XD how epic would that be?

[321Rizla123]

@davidofchinkov41 theres a show like that on dave its called mock the week

[djzoneboro]

If you want to see a funny video guys check out - Fried Chicken EAZY

[J4K31]

Greedy bitch

[A7xEmma]

LOL at all the people who don't get the heavy sarcasm :LL

[sammyboi55]

Quote from video

[MistahhhhYoung]

this cracks me up everytime!

[SicSyke619]

Hes a fucking Twat, i don't know why people like him. but this isn't my account ism just making him look bad...

[TheBubbleBathMonster]

@SicSyke619 Is this about Katie Price? If so don't bother commenting the rest of us are enjoying the funny.

[SicSyke619]

@TheBubbleBathMonster SORRY EVERYONE i think frankie boyles really funny and awsome its just somebody was on my account and commented on this video becuz he dosnt like frankie boyle, however i am a big fan and think hes hillarious

[MsAbixxx]

@SicSyke619

Don't worry, it happens 2 me all the time on Facebook XD I'm sister figured out my password and started spreading crap all over my page.... I'm gonna have a few words with her >:(

[teawesome]

I can't find him on Facebook.

[FAilToTal]

just one name...he can even make a name funny

[IoEstasCedonta]

Someone's stuck in the Myspace days.

[him050]

Frankie Boyle....

[AngelBiLove]

epic improvisation

[ThisIsJohnnyYEAH]

i have watched this so many times and not once have i not been able to laugh when he says his name ...

[TheDavidNolanChannel]

What did she expect him to say?

[guitarraelectrica]

Round of applause just for saying his name.

Boyle is a genius.

[splitfeeds]

@guitarraelectrica he's a cunt

[bilalha123]

@splitfeeds Looks like you're a bit jealous there, faggot. LOL!

[guitarraelectrica]

@splitfeeds He's quite rude, but still a great comedian.

[mrevilevil2]

@guitarraelectrica Kind of contradictory though isn't it?

Is he really a genius for saying his name?

[mc4566]

@mrevilevil2 He means he is a genius for making people clap just for by saying his name.

[mrevilevil2]

@mc4566 Yeah but that's not really something that makes him a genius...

Sure people may have laughed but the truth is, all he did is say his name... does that make him a genius? Nope. I reckon most people would have received applause in a situation like that because the joke was already set up.

[guitarraelectrica]

@mrevilevil2 Well, very few people would have done the joke even though it was already set up. Only a true comedian can know exactly how and when to take the chances and make a joke.

Of course, Frankie Boyle is not the best comedian in the world, but anyway he is a great comedian.

[mc4566]

@mrevilevil2 When someone calls someone else a 'genius', they don't literally mean their IQ is through the roof. It just means they do what they do very well. Frankie used the right tone and said his own name in just the right way to make it funny. That's why it was funny. He made something funny just by saying his own name, that's why the other guy called him a genius. It's relatively simple.

[mrevilevil2]

@mc4566 No... even when not used literally, genius is just silly to use in this context.

Like I said, any comedian or even any person could have been in that situation and said their own name to get the same amount of applause. It's the set up of the joke not the fact that he actually said his name.

If something as spontaneously simple as this which anyone can do can be referred to as genius... then I am the God of comedy.

It was funny but it wasn't clever or smart or genius.

[bobdy9988]

Carol Vorderman is smart, and hot. I would definitely.

[wettop5]

lol i saw this 1 he said shes brainier than kurt cobains wall

[bloodwolf646]

why is one of the top comments the words to the video

[chrissy4df]

hahahahahaha

[owowawesome]

why was old gregg there

[JokerInTraining1]

@owowawesome Noel Fielding, one of the team captains and one of the 2 main people who made The Mighty Boosh.

[owowawesome]

@JokerInTraining1 i know hes from mighty boosh i just didnt know what this show was, im not from britain

[JokerInTraining1]

@owowawesome Ahhh. Never mind The Buzzcocks.

[guitarraelectrica]

"What's your name on Facebook?"

(deadpan) "Frankie Boyle."

(laughs)

"To be honest, Carol, I thought you were smarter than this."

[pme96]

Look at the little glance at 0.12. Saying to himself ' Fuck me that was easy'.

[Taylar94]

Why was I randomly charged with sexual assault?

Sincerely,

F. Boyle

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

lol I've just seen him on facebook... he must get so many friend requests!

[tiggy4eva]

ha the way he says frankie boyle :D

[MegaTrainspotter]

carol v...is an incredible sexy woman..

[abigail10girl]

what episode is this???

[floomification]

@abigail10girl just type "nmtb carol vordeman frankie boyle" into youtube and it'll come up - you're SOOOO lazy.

[FloraCathyVideos]

Carol Voderman looks stupid now

[errrrwhatthe]

I love how everybody argues on youtube. If you like a video, watch it. If you don't like a video, don't watch it. Simple!

[E13Greengategoon]

''well I hope they get the bullet or sexual assault case I am due'' LMAOOOOO

[KCR53]

@lem891 WTF are you on about, seriously? You make no sense...

You're the one who was bitching "Oh I'm disabled so I must be retarded"

FIX UP MAN, god damn.

[MRAGDragon]

everyone lisen arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics

even if you win your still a retard

[sgh95]

@MRAGDragon *listen...everyone knows that joke.

[MRAGDragon]

@sgh95 Oh = ( here was me thinking i was being sooooo original of course everyone knows that fucking joke i just summed up that most of the people here fit into that catagory

[sgh95]

@MRAGDragon Ok.

[KCR53]

@Bunji2k6 who the fuxk are you now, piss off!

First of all I did not direct my option at anyone to begin with, when people were commenting to me, then THAT IS WHEN I re-commented to them... So get your facts right yeah?

So therefore how can I be a hypocrite by responding to someone's comment ? ...Feel stupid now don't you LOL.

[KCR53]

@lem891 Quit the bullshit, you wont get no sympathy from me. You wonna call yourself retarded then go ahead...

[lem891]

@KCR53 lol jesus . you are an idiot . oh look everyone one who laughs at a joke about a special needs person is special needs. ooh look at me im so smart. god.

[whiteboywhite]

frankie boyle - absolute legend! 

[KCR53]

@lem891 Where in my comment did I call someone retarded? Reread my comment dickhead, I said TO SIDE WITH HIM IS RETARDED....

AND even so the difference is do you hear me calling disabled people retarded? Err NO! So stay the fuck out the convo. BEG!

[lem891]

@KCR53 well retarded is a name that is used to insult special needs people. and im special needs myself . and i side with him. so yes i am a retard .

[jackcogolin]

no 1 will shoot frankie i shal jump infront of that bullet

[KCR53]

@Flipped999 OMG why is everyone replying to me! I'm stating my opinion.

And who are you to tell me what I can and can't comment on exactly? If I don't like him I WILL comment on here saying it. Get over it, not everyone's gonna like the same people as you do....

And for future reference, do NOT beg convo off me, yea? GOOD!

[Bunji2k6]

@KCR53 You go to a video which gets lots of regular hits, then use the comment section which everyone may reply to you to voice your opinion (which you had to know goes against the popular opinion)... and then you complain that people respond and disagree. People are stating their own opinion to you, just as you stated yours to them. I hope you've become aware of your hypocrisy.

[mruncommon1]

this is hilarious but i dont see how carol is attractive as here she looks like hedgehog with a picture of a horses face stuck on it's backside by a 5 year old.

[KCR53]

@astonmartiniho That's you're opinion. To label him as the best comedian in the world is shameful. To side with him is retarded as his not funny at all.

I'd rather watch Alan Carr then him, any day.

[Flipped999]

@KCR53 his jokes are funny thats why so many people laugh at them, as said if you dont think its funny dont watch it and complain just shut up lol. Yes he makes sick jokes that most are not willing to say but thats what is so funny he shocks you with it and its fucking classic so if you dont ike it shut up and move on

[lem891]

@KCR53 you have a go at a comedian that mocks disabilities and your the one calling people retarded. irony?

[chelsy205]

If you hate the jokes so much then dOnt listen, no-one is forcing you...... is f

[CarnageCinemaEU]

@chelsy205 nice grammar you got there.

[chelsy205]

@CarnageCinemaEU That comment doesn't make sense, Are you mocking me for having good grammar or being annoyed that I have bad grammar?

[chelsy205]

Ahhhh.... I don't see why you have to even watch this if you dnt him, you hatethe jokes so much d

[KCR53]

@Seraph1611 Regardless whether you think his jokes are intelligent or not. Why does he feel the need to mock peoples deaths or disabilities. His an A class cunt.

You do NOT need to use controversy to have a successful career in comedy..

[astonmartiniho]

@KCR53 to be honest he is the best comedian in the world.. to argue with him is retarded because he woould just belittle anyone in seconds. He may be a cunt but an amazingly funny cunt at that :)

[KCR53]

@krayte ee NOOOOO way! Barf. The bitch looks like a motherfucking cat!

Frankle Boyle is a total ass. If I was stuck in a room with him, Sadam Hussain and Asama Binladin (If they were alive lol) with a gun and only had two bullets.

I'd shoot Frankie ...Twice! lool i love that Joke. No but seriously Boyle's a dickhead. DIE!

[Seraph1611]

@KCR53 how is he a dickhead, yes he makes controversial jokes that people hate him for, but lets face it without controversial jokes comedy wouldnt be were it is today and the world would be so much more boring, it just proves his intelligence to come up with the jokes

[StruanSkye]

"i hope they get the bullet of sexuall assault case that i am due..."

[MultiMAGICDAN]

@smithhedgehog yeh u r the only one loooool as they say ' theres always one' loool