Goldilocks and the Three Bears - as told by Jack Sparrow

[SuperLucario211]

i named my rival in pokemon "DregJ"

[SuperLucario211]

LOL you should tell more fairy tales!!!

"...and they mauled her to death...savvy?"

[silenscream2]

mauled me

[MisterSable]

BRILLIANT!!!

[spyrosjzmichos]

Hahaha!!! Love it!

[RandomScreamMonkey]

lol, the parrot talks for goldilocks cause she burned her tongue! what an interesting twist!

[MakeoverSessions]

A makeover on Goldilocks...kudos!

[SinginTheBluesBlues]

That was great!!

[nnevFACE]

... and they mauled her to death.

CLASSIC :)

[BellaSparrow]

lol...you rock andrew :)

[medinajulia]

"well, she didn't care very much about the last bowl of porriage because she couldnt taste anyway, so she just threw it on the ground" xD

[pirategirl94best]

Lol this fairy tale really has no point and you proved it in a hilarious way.

[amg72504]

The biggest bowl..it was very, very hot and burned her toungue, preventing her from ever talking again.

[raypatsam]

What a great story

[BaskGurrl]

I'm gonna tell this to my baby cousins who love you

[madngirl]

. . . and they mauled her to death. lol. good job.

[Fussino]

A Goldilock... Gold... Hairstyle XDDD

I love this XD It shows how senseless it is if you look closely XDDD Nice voice, can't say it enough

[4RandomlyUs4]

the end literly made me lol

[BowGrace]

nice, youve cracked some parts of the accent really well :)

[fmalchemist95]

i like jacks version lol

[JellyPandaGal]

That is the best Pirates spoof evver!!!

[XanicaSernic]

Wonderful!

[FreakxWannaxBe]

I always did think Goldilocks was a dimwitted child, breaking in to a bears house

Well, I like Jack's version of the story better, got what she deserved she did. :P

[lllq1]

lmao

[katrina33393]

hahaha dats funny i love ur jack voise!

[erahoneybee]

putting that song at the end of anything would make it exciting, but even without it, you have a hit.

[jam3214]

WOOOOO!!! LOVED IT!!! Haha, there were three bowls of porridge or, three plus one, which equal.. three bowls of porridge. xDDD <3

[lazio2316]

lol, love it!

[thesweetchick]

waow you talk exactly like him! XD very good job...

[GothPickleGirl]

hahahahahahahaha

good job

[oksheenster]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

[oksheenster]

Brilliant, absolutely brillant!

[papagei]

that was so funny =D

[Atamagahen08]

I lke your version better. good job.

[DPcwalker93]

or 2+1 bowls of pourage.which would be 3

lmao

[fudger2]

awesome dude

[Thelixeffect]

How did she have a parot on her shoulder for the rest of her life if she got mauled like 10 mins afterwards? Lol.

Brilliant story. 5/5

[Titan360]

Yeah!

[thebanj]

Absolutely fantastic. So funny and realy well done. It's not often that I see something that makes me guffaw out loud but this clip really made me laugh.

[Zinxyer]

lmao he should tell more stories

[sparky663]

rofl mauled her to death, you make it so funny

[smackkythepirate]

goldilocks is a rather dimwitted child.

[mrslordbeckett]

quite so.

[pumbaaperson]

amazing :]

[kittykatsadeyes]

awesome.

I 'lmao'ed

[Toabin]

well sweet dreams, mate

That story would give me nightmares, savvy?

(I know I suck at the piraty talk)

[JacklynDarcel]

u rock so hard!

[TL82669]

LOL good.. but prolly would have been better if ye'd had more rum first...me thinks.

[LEMPISKY]

LOL

L3G3ND

[LEMPISKY]

JAJA

TH3Y SLAWT3R H3R TO D3ATH

L3G3ND.

[LEMPISKY]

I WANNA H3AR TH3 BAD V3RSION

[DazzDeLaMorte]

I always wanted to know why never the bears left their house and left their full bowls of poridge like that.(?)

[piesniffer]

loved it <3

[DeppObsession1963]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME!!

[BigBadBrian57]

uh - ok

Hmm nice costume

[singalongsoph]

Hahaha! Can u do jack and the beanstalk please! Be soo funny

[FineCaroline]

HAHAHA OMG. Andiana you're so funny.

Like always =) But hey, where is the PotC 2 spoof, part 6 ? Is it finished ? =) Can't wait. Thanks to your story, I can sleep.. haha o.O or maybe not. haha. Good night !

xD

[Mikeg993]

Wow i loved it! The cosplay of Jack is great and so is the voice!! The story was hilarious!

[Zley13]

You really have the same voice as Sparrow, only , the hair, is a bit to full , Best vid :D:D

[cookiezrule0]

omg the funniest video

[Ladylaila88]

Hahaha xD !!! Please, more storys like this!!!Verry cool!!! xD

[AbbySparrow]

that's better than the version i heard lol

[sara4077th]

OMG..This version is way better than the book version. Woohoo for bears mauling to death ^^;

[ashleysix]

Jack Sparrow needs to tell me bed time stories. "They mauled her to death." Way better ending mate!

[WinxGirl6756]

lol I've never heard it told this way before! XD

[cookiezrule0]

LMFAO OMG

MAULED HER 2 DEATH AWESOME

[DrStrangeweird]

if only it really ended like that. oh well. awesome story matey

[amithysts]

lol nice way better then the original! XD

[Daroga1]

AYE THAT BE THE TALE!

[aztecboy4212]

hey andiana can you do a scene re enhancement of the brethern court please

[vladisrad]

oh my gawd! I LOVE THAT PARROT!!!!

u f*ckin rock andrew!

[itachiconnor]

XD hahahahahahahaha

[GottaEatCheese]

teehee that made me laugh a lot - made my day.

[Yoruichi0the0flash]

T_T i telling scary stories... and now yur telling... stories T_T LOL molded her to death XD genius lol

[sdrhead]

Dude you never cease to amaze me! LMFAO!

[cutes22]

cute

[stefu91]

LOL!!! it was awsome!!

[LtSunkissed]

That's just gold.

[NutritionMom]

ROFL

[pazankachok]

awesome!

[SparrowsSaltyWench]

God that was good LMAO

Brilliant stuff Andy :)

[GoldSeeker]

best version of that story imo roflmao

[Amkii]

Lmfao! Brilliant, as ALWAYS! Love your work, Andiana!

[LoveMeBooty]

omg that made me spit out my drink at the end....i luv it andy! <3 <3

[crackers5252]

"And they mauled her to death" hahahahahhahahah

I also loved the parrot part ahahahhh..

[Tentennekochan]

very well told! i thoroughly enjoyed your rendition!

[vrFan08]

that was great!

[William101525]

Nice work.

[KiosoTheGreat]

That was great. I love the part about the parrot! :D

[larybobjoeguy]

lol lol lol lol

[theschmogang]

LOL

[meals464]

lol funny

[LinkVsRoxas]

LULZ!!!!!!!!!

5 stars

[AndLOLGG]

LOL! Never heard that version before. Great bedtime story! Love it.

[EmeraldeJade]

LoL Best version of the story!

[RufioJJ]

jolly good, no blooody good. keep this JS alive forever, pirates never DIE@!

[Tatiana1DisneyStar]

awesome!^-^

[Tatiana1DisneyStar]

Hilarious Andiana awesome work! ^-^

[uncannyrman]

I must say that I prefer this version to the bedtime story. Take that, Goldilocks! It'll teach her to break into a bear's house.

[JePaProducties]

luf it andrew nice!:)

[MsMLeigh]

very cool, i like the touch of drunken slurring in there too. Nothing makes a story better than a little rum.

[HyrraPettor]

Very Very Funny xD haha

5/5

[backtothedepths]

Done it again, mate! ;)

[luckyluke]

LOL funny!

[silverh34rt]

ah.

so mr. cotton is really goldie-locks after the reconstructive surgery.

it all makes sense now.

[OpinionatedGuy]

LOL!! This is great! How in the world did you come up with this one?

[Andiana]

...i...don't....know....I actually improvised it on the spot lmao.

[childre24]

Hey andy, missed ya :) great story, great idea!! well done mate!

[msboku]

Funny!!  Parrot was great!

[HabilisOrian]

haha. I like your interpretation of that classic tale. Good job that was quite funny.

[katieincolorado]

Hahahaha, a PG version of Goldilocks and the 3 bears.

[GetToTheChoppaNow]

now THAT was hillarious

[CaptainIchabodRainey]

lol!!!that's really funny!!!! what a mean ending! lol i liked the pairrot too! :)