Limmy's Show - Give it 110%

[itworks92]

Haha 110 likes

[ticketyboooo]

Limmy is genius, Genius I tell you.

[matt9741399]

I'm glad he didn't say 90%

[RsAtHarmful]

thats a pity oh thats pity rofl



[duggers108]

Jokers these days....

[sungminjuuu]

He got promoted to director, then 1 minute later he gets fired. Looks like that guy has a 110% of killing himself.

[Marveh]

that means you a bullshitter xD lol

[xXxXremnantXxXx]

100 DIV BY 110 TIMES BY 100 = 91%... WRONG

100/110*100 = 90.90(909090909090909091) [90.90%]/[90.9%]

[Marveh]

@xXxXremnantXxXx ...its comedy.. not math class

[InvAltDM]

@xXxXremnantXxXx rounded up to 91, doesn't have to be an exact figure.

[Studio53Productions]

@xXxXremnantXxXx did you not read the calculator? it said the same thing and he rounded it...

[DELLx1x]

tooo funny

[exoskeletonsz]

that's one huge fuckin calculator lol

[tulip2fever]

i totally agree with limmy. i have been saying this for years. really pisses me off people that say that. its wank!

[martinrob66]

@ArjayBlogs your question doesn't make sense

[Allyhunter2111]

That would be stupid you can get fined for going over a quota. And it would be 100% as it is 110 out of 110 you have sold mate.

[Allyhunter2111]

110% not possible agreed limmy

[ArjayBlogs]

@Allyhunter2111 If I sell 110 CDs when I was to sell 100 CDs, what percent did I give?

[BigMillRip]

@ArjayBlogs You sold 110%, agreed. But that's not giving it 110%. If 110 CDs was your total stock, then you've given 100% (not 110). So it isn't possible to give 110%. 100% defines the boundary of what is possible.

Give it up to LIMMY.

[ArjayBlogs]

@BigMillRip Dunno, all depends on how you want to look at it.

[Robotdrummerzzk]

@ArjayBlogs fail.

[ArjayBlogs]

@Robotdrummerzzk fail?

[derangedyoshi]

@ArjayBlogs You gave 110% of what was expected of you, not of what you had.

[ArjayBlogs]

@derangedyoshi Yeah so im giving the owner 110%. He thought my 100% was the 100 CDs. Its just interpretation.

[derangedyoshi]

@ArjayBlogs You're not giving 110% of what you had, which is the implication. You're giving 110% of what someone thought you had; but what actually exists is what you had, and you gave 100% of that. I could say "I gave it 2357%" and say that I was expected to do extremely badly; that doesn't mean it makes sense.

[ArjayBlogs]

@derangedyoshi could say I am, when i said I give you 110% at that time my 100% was only the ability to sell 100, but i went away andd worked hard and got to the standard of 110 so it is 110% of my previous standard. Who cares like i say for everything you say I can say something else and vice versa which is why it is valid to perceive it both ways.

[derangedyoshi]

@ArjayBlogs Your 100% was not the ability to sell 100, since your 100% is the best you can possibly do, and you sold more than 100.

I'm almost certain you're wrong, but I despair of my ability to convince you, and it really doesn't matter.

[ArjayBlogs]

@derangedyoshi Like I say you will think im wrong just cause oyu have another opinion, sure as soon as i sell 101cds it becomes my 100% but at the time of the meeting i didnt hageve that bility had to work hard to improve myself.

[Kanonite]

@ArjayBlogs no no no you wrong your a fucking idiot 100% is the most you can possibly give you can not give more than what you personally are able to give if you can do more than what you previously achieved you did less than 100% this is the most basic rule your just argueing for the sake of argueing to make yourself come across inteligent, when ultimately you come across ignorant like 90% of the people on here!

[ArjayBlogs]

@Kanonite Depends, what if you were doing a comparison between you previously and now? And you had improved from lets say a weightlift of 60kg to 150kg, thats you giving 150% of what you could originally give right? You weren't even part of the discussion and you came in so how can you say I am "arguing" for the sake of "arguing" don't you think thats a bit hypocritical?

[Kanonite]

@ArjayBlogs no it fucking doesnt whatever you do previously is less than your best if you can do more than what you did previously then you were nto doing the best you can possibly do dyou not understand a simple concept if you eat 100% of an apple you can not eat a further 10% you complete fucking moron!

[baronOdaighre]

I agree with Limmy 110%.

[Carbonized433]

@baronOdaighre You got a 110 likes! xD

[Noodles37UK]

He's got this amazing logic that eats itself up and spits itself out. Same with the acid tripper sketch. Limmy's a bit of a genius.

[AberdeenshireUK]

check that stupit cunt oot writing aboot chemists, that cunt er jamesykt69, amean what the fucks he on WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Ah let me guess from a 110% thick head..........The guy limmy's just aff his heed with a few points to make so whats the ploblem???????whats the ploblem, amean whats the problem?

[Duignan]

Best sketch in the whole show. Almost as good as the rant about 'Americanisms' like pharmacy. Since when hasn't pharmacy been an americanism??? Genius.

[biscuitchannel]

@Duignan lol the wee jealous prick below you spammed your post

[stupidjunk978]

Weakest sketch in the whole show. Almost as bad as the rant about 'Americanisms' like pharmacy. Since when has pharmacy been an americanism??? Cunt.

[jamesykt69]

@stupidjunk978 since what fucking age are you? when i was young it was never pharmacy, always was the chemist, wank boy

[SomeVeryWittyName]

So awesome :D