SHIT JEWISH GIRLS SAY (Unofficial Video)

[wonderwall135]

lol j.a.p.s

[NiteSoldier88]

please use regular girls and not gay guys no offense

[disiciliano]

I didn't realize how Jewish I was until I saw this video.

[BitofHugger]

Check out a real Jewish Stick. Look up Mallory-Hope



[RJ132991]

No Jewish accient? No Curly Brown Hair? And I though jews were suppose to be smart. But that's just me, I really wouldn't know..

[AntiqueDasies]

that's one hairy bitch.

[5tyli5hkitty]

OMFG THIS IS SO HILARARIOUS! I AIN'T A JEW BUT I HEAR JEW GIRLS ALWAYS SAY THE STUFF IN THIS VIDEO!!!

[Danimadisonlover]

I'm Jewish, and I don't say any of these... No Jew that I know actually says any of these. Hilarious, but I don't think it's accurate.

[lucypupii]

Aha. Stunning. I'm Jewish. I totally say that every five seconds.. :|

[cowking99]

Why is it that the comments for other "_____ say" videos are not racially charged, yet this one about jewish people is political and filled with "anti-semitic" accusations from the jewish community...

[Magician12345]

soooooo, pretty much they're retarded?

[rjhaiat]

Check out the hilarious and adorable video "Sh*t Babies Say" by rjhaiat. I can guarantee a few good chuckles!!

[katieloo101]

I work at a Jewish Camp. I hear every single one of these 54564812 times a day. Not kidding.

[zacrl1230]

I live in Boca Raton. And this is spot on...

[TheresNoHappyEnd]

Most of these are not jewish?

[forevermusic991]

well of course u guys don't get it ur not Jews!!! lol this is hilarious!

[magister92]

there is definitely a hot guy under there

[ExtraCrispy1212]

That Awkward moment when his shirt says "Got Jesus?"

[nognilk]

Mel Gibson must be a self-hating Jew

[LexyHaifa]

OMG, I discovered something! There is no shit jewish guys say!

[flawedbaba]

people really dont know how to laugh at a joke.

[gen10306]

hahaha funny



[thisisme0708]

ehhh, not so much.

[millie325]

this is so accurate.

[lanaaw1]

LMFAO I put the coin in, it's not working!

[DizzyDior12]

This just kind of makes it seem like you think all Jewish girls are morons.

[GDLizzay]

@DizzyDior12 ......

[Attitudex2xoxo]

i no get it......

[arantux]

goodbye carbs LOL

[lizkel]

this is unbelievably on point.

[cassidyroseable]

If you're a Jewish girl then you should realize the hilarity and acuracy of this video

[NightQueen1313]

at 0:35 . . . I could definitely picture myself in that situation XD and same with all the phone things, i loose my phone like every weekend xD and when I start driving i could also picture myself parking like that lmao but I don't get a lot of these stereotypes, why isn't there anything in about being a penny pincher and having a big nose . . .

[arithehurricane]

I'm jewish and I loved the DMB at the end :D

[samiam2088]

Wow, youtube really can't take a joke. People think this video is either antisemitic or using it as a stepping off point to complain about how much they hate Jews...dude the video is a joke, a very stereotypical joke, which is why it is HILARIOUS and unfortunately most of the people who don't get it just aren't in on the joke. By the way there is a difference btw being Jewish and Israeli, not every Jew in the world is Israeli...don;t blame American Jews for Israeli military action.

[samiam2088]

This is SO TRUE!!

[samiam2088]

I am a Jewish girl and I can't stop laughing....

[StitchesScreens]

LOL !!!

[grimartificial]

I'm so confused.

[mujjuman]

this just applies to white girls in general, not just jewish girls

[Interestingnesss]

inaccurate dislike

[KosareenaS]

ur actually naked on the toilet...

[videomaster120]

this is SO inacurate

[noseguard99]

i'm not jewish, but i grew up with jews, and this is mostly accurate :D

[HCSAMANTHA420]

"Did U Get It On Sale?" Ha! ..classic :p

[pianopalooza]

I don't know why everyone's being so mean about this... I'm a Jewish girl, and I found this hilarious....

[sony1017]

lol she is so confused! quarter in the washer...

[jellibelli929]

HE WASN'T CIRCUMCISED

?!?!

[hellokitty90p1]

why would you be wearing a got jesus shirt if your jewish?

[tigerlily45709]

@hellokitty90p1 exactly

[cubanjapjew]

@hellokitty90p1

jew4jesus?

[GiraffeColin]

Huh? Don't think so.

[Iheartcows123]

with the exception of some parts, this was really shit rich girls say. i'm jewish, and i go to a private school , and there a lot of really rich snobby girls at my school, but even they dont act like this

[beckagirl112]

This isn't jewish girls... this is rich jewish girls.... like REALLY RICH jewish girls. I laughed at some stuff cause I know some annoying girls who do say these things, but they live in the suburbs with their pool, miniature dogs, maids and expensive brand name clothes. Where as I'm jewish, but live in a little house downtown with my cat and Pizza Pizza for dinner. so yeah NOT ALL jewish girls r like this. Stupid stereotypes.

[JoeDubyk]

@beckagirl112 your jewish you parents are probably rich, just cheap

[theds102]

one - i have many jewish friends

two - they dont say any of these

three - this wasnt that funny...

[patio87]

The only Jewish girl I know is an absolute whale.

[MichaelaSara87]

omg, my friend is jewish/canadian, and she says im so confused all the time!

im posting this on her wall!

[CBSkyGirl]

lmao

[keeshkas]

what does this have to do with being jewish?

[pickle1700]

Stunning

[pickle1700]

Hahahahahahahahahaha that's funny jordan

[Thesofiale1]

Wait... Why would a jewish girl be wearing a shirt that says :"got jesus"

[LifeIsGood1O1]

im part jewish, and ive never said any of that stuff, and i dont think i have ever even heard a jewish person say any of that...

[TheTNA123]

i don't get how this relates to jewish girls?

[shnitzipopers]

''I just put the coin in??'' I'M CONFUSED ITS NOT WORKING! lollll

[IonelG56]

"Yes, I want my change..."

"That coin is so shiny..."



[ThaChosenChild]

"why is my nose so big?"

[Bishonen97]

NO.

[mhasson33]

It's sad that a lot of American Jewish girls are like this and completely disconnected from true Jewish values

[bruckna09]

The fact that this ends with Dave Matthews Band music is SO random.

[CakiePieSquared]

I'm not Jewish, and I still dislike it. A lot of this makes no sense, and the rest isn't that funny... :(

[EziniBini497]

@CakiePieSquared The holocaust was 70 years ago get over it, Jews are there own state we dont need your sympathy

[CakiePieSquared]

@EziniBini497 Woah, chill out. I'm not speaking for Jewish people. I state that I'm not Jewish because the top comment said that the dislikes come only from Jewish girls. 

[CakiePieSquared]

@EziniBini497 Moving on, I have stated nothing about the Holocaust; you're the one who mentioned it. Good, you're fine without my sympathy. You shouldn't need it, and I'm sure you don't. I'm still going to sympathize. I sympathize with people in general. Not only that, but my friend is Jewish, and I'm sure as hell going to care about him and therefore his culture. Still, my opinion on this video has nothing to do with these things. It's not a funny video.

[Nastia179]

Not that true :\.

[theGirlMachine666]

schwitzing

[marissayeahyeah]

why would a jew were a got jesus shirt? ....

[clsmith0719]

Why is it that such a high demographic of Jews go to camps? Its already a strange phenomenon, and is only more peculiar based on their long, depressing history revolving around camps. Theyre also some of the leading consumers of German luxury cars (Mercedes, Audi, and BMW). Im seriously curious about this, and not trying to make a joke (sorry if anyones offended).

[samiam2088]

@clsmith0719 I hope you realize concentration camps and sleep away summer camps are not the same thing, the word "camp" is not anti-semitic. Plus German cars are lovely to drive and lovely to look at.

[cdian1013]

I like that his shirt said "got jesus?" when they don't believe jesus was the son of god. Just sayin.

[Paromita127]

I disliked, I'm not jewish. Just a boring video.

[cccodddyy]

*Shit JAPs say.

[ThePiscean60]

LOOOOOOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[JoVaLu88]

like a real jew he's wealthy

[hrc071995]

The "not at camp" part had me in stitches. IT'S SO TRUE.

[danBLAZED]

its very likely that all the dislikes strictly came from jewish girls

[ohbananaco1]

@danBLAZED as a jewish girl, i can confirm this.

[flyawayhope]

@danBLAZED I'm jewish and laughed my ass off. this was so true of all of my friends. haha

[132435Sarah132435]

@danBLAZED I'm not Jewish, but this just wasn't funny. It has nothing to do with Jewish girls

[mountsinai5759]

This should really be "Shit AMERICAN Jewish girls say"!!!!!

[batshevac]

probably the funniest thing I've ever seen!! so sadly true! esp the parking bit...

[gabriellap123]

SO FUNNY !!! אבל מה זה קשור לטיפשות? טיפשות לא מקושרת ליהודים !!! ממש להפך!!!!!

[TheGrilledcheese21]

So funny! Loved the parking job, and so so so many things. Keep it up!

[animythfameEm]

I dont say any of this stuff!!!

[ben401334]

0:24

[kilcullensarah9]

"Did you get it on sale?""My parents know the owner." Hahahaha I say that all the time. This video was great.

[walkersandcanes]

Jewish American Princess 97 up, 13 down

A female of Jewish decent who tends to be described by society as being highly spoiled, whinny, ungrateful, high maintenance, and nag constantly. They come from environments that does not stipulate them doing for themselves they depend on a man to take care of them. They tend to go for the most successful man who makes lots of money because that's what they expect to have in life many of them don't work or dont want to work.

[CrunchGirl123]

Someone explain the camp things please?

[walkersandcanes]

@CrunchGirl123 it is custom for jewish parents to schlep their child off to camp at the youngest age allowable. Pretty much right after school lets out. It is basicallydone, so the jewish mother can have her summer free from a houseful of whiney kids who will create more work for them. Actually, more work for their nanny and housekeeper. Anyhow, the jewish mother can sleep in, get her nails done and do lunch with her fellow jewish moms and talk about cruises.

[CrunchGirl123]

@walkersandcanes Cool, thanks for kind response :)

[walkersandcanes]

@CrunchGirl123 your very welcome!!

[corndoggy84]

@walkersandcanes I'm jewish and you fucking NAILED it!

[iAMxDyNaSTy]

@CrunchGirl123 jews go to camp, ALOT

[markycincy3]

wait a minute i have never seen a jew give money up that easily just look at batmans parents they're dead because of it

[Teeheebieberluva]

OMGGG WHEN SHES ON THE TOILET, HER SHIRT SAYS " GOT JESUS?" LOLZZZ

[lorb97]

the creator of this is a disgrace to the human race as a whole...forget the fact that jews were discriminated against in this offensive video -almost positive u didnt interview any jewish girls to get this information to base the video on so it should really be titled **** you thought of

[lionstar111]

@lorb97 Get over it...I'm so sick of this 'jewish' victimization role...always a victim. You play it well.

[lionstar111]

@lionstar111 ...But then they(Israel) goes and blows up little babies...but still the jews are the victims...always the victims.

[walkersandcanes]

@lionstar111 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I actually witnessed a jewish princess storm out of a hair salon because her hair did not come out straight enough. She never even paid! How classless is that? Once again, the world did not bow to them and revolve around them.. They cannot handle any disapointment or unfairness.

[samiam2088]

@walkersandcanes You're right that is classless, good thing she doesn;t represent the entire Jewish population, lest someone witness her actions and conclude that all Jewish people behave in the same way.

[samiam2088]

@lionstar111 By the way have you ever met an Israeli? Ever? Or do you simply rely on the news to conclude how a country of 7.5 million people all think and act the same way, even after their own babies get blown up, their elementary schools are targets for snipers, and the public buses become a war zone? I didn't know that Arab and Jewish babies held different value, I thought all people were the same. But what would I know, I'm Jewish....

[samiam2088]

@lionstar111 Dude, chill out and enjoy the video, or if you don;t like it move on. Plus there is a difference between being Israeli and being Jewish, in fact half of the worlds Jewish population is not Israeli....honestly this video is hysterical.

[walkersandcanes]

@lorb97 Please SHUT UP! Knock off the discrimination crap as well! Every Jew I have encountered with the exception of 2 people, have made me want to pull my eyelashes out with their whiney, demanding and obnoxious attitude. No interviewing a jewish girl is needed Lorb97. Just being in their company once is enough to know they think the world is beneath them and everyone is out to persecute them. Even in Sephora! The persecution schtick is getting real old too. YAWN....zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[yawtiddlywinks]

...Smosh?

[MissJillyy]

Glad im not a jew. My dad is but my moms catholic. Thank god i didnt go to hebrew school. Oh and a lot of jews are angry mofos :P

[markycincy3]

@MissJillyy angy pussies

[rio197]

Canadian Jewish princess LOL, yes they are real

[semowery]

"Did you get it on sale"....haaaaaaa!

[craziedaizies]

hahahaha that's awesome

[ImaaCheezitt]

omfg the camp joke is so true ahhaha

[wackygirrafey]

hahahahhahahaha the toilet scene!!!!!!!



[OdeToNecrophilia]

omg lol

[miriamleserman]

Out of all the things Jewish girls say...this one is the best.

(not all are true...I kill at the gym, but I have seen soooo much of this...camp best friend lmao) and the birthright reunion lol.

[GlitterGlambertMania]

Thornhill much? XD

[toodietoodieomg]

I like the way this is "unofficial" as though the jewish race might post of a video of shit jewish girls say

[iAMxDyNaSTy]

@toodietoodieomg i like the way you said jewish race as though judiasm is a race

[mytton8]

@toodietoodieomg hahahaha, you got the joke? Nice job bro!1!

[1a111a1]

@toodietoodieomg it's currently in production.

[tubester4567]

Wow i didnt know jewish girls dont shave their legs,

[jephreyproduction]

u have a hot hairy body

[13Segruts]

Why does a Jew have a Jesus shirt on?

[globalchaos1984]

@13Segruts to be ironic

[samiam2088]

@13Segruts because it's ironic

[KittiKatti1]

Your ugly. And this video couldn't get any stupider. That was definitely a waste of my 2minutes

[msJessica0916]

LOL, I love the Got Jesus shirt.

[SixPackTuesdays]

hahahahah! I worked at a Jewish camp this summer and the "I'm still a virgin but not at camp" line made my day

[walkersandcanes]

@SixPackTuesdays did you drink heavily when you got home at the end of the day? You must have amazing fortitude to put up with those brats all summer long. No wonder the parents schlep them off to you guys!!

[adamndirtyshame]

sorry, but i dont think misogynistic jokes by some guy in bad drag about how jewish women are too stupid to work a washing machine qualifies as comedy. this is by far the worst out of the several dozen 'sh-t people say' videos ive seen.

[walkersandcanes]

@adamndirtyshame do you really know of any jewish princess who wants to know how to operate a washing machine? Seriously? All they care about is how big the diamond is.

[sammyjenny1]

love it

[Lombo71]

watch?v=gtMtTaX-ocQ

[YoyoXskull]

that annoying noise done by the washing machine >.<

[californicatinglove]

Shit Jewish Girls Sing-- check out my channel and tell me what you think! I just posted my first video! Thanks so much for your support! :)

[Sandou707]

This guy is sooo sexy!

[louismergr]

u got a great bod :)

[sweetysweetsz]

lol jewish ppl ARE LAZY THO.. they expect every1 2 do everything for them smh

[LinafredGoesRawr]

@sweetysweetsz Ignorant piece of shit. You're too lazy to type things out...

[sweetysweetsz]

@LinafredGoesRawr well i never knew THAT youtube was an ENGLISH class where i had a professor watching me and grading me for how well i wrote OOPS!...your so ignorant....... because at the end of the day you knew what i was talking about so whats your point???

[LinafredGoesRawr]

@sweetysweetsz Ill be honest, I was too lazy to read your comment. Because I don't care. My point is, if you're going to call someone, or a whole religion, lazy, at least don't be lazy and use shortcuts, because that makes you look lazy, or 'jewish'. Watch what you say, hun. I like boys.

[sweetysweetsz]

@LinafredGoesRawr AND YOUR CALLING ME LAZY? but yet your naggin and complaining about how LAZY you are to read my comment? ha yu slay me.. ANYWAYS.... how are you going to say watch what iiiii say when you specifically made a video as comedy so i was just comenting back.. yu take things too seriously ughhh

[LinafredGoesRawr]

@sweetysweetsz Well seeing how I dont care about you, why should I read your comment? Your spelling is atrocious, therefore anything you have to say is invalid. Good bye.

[markycincy3]

@sweetysweetsz he's ignorant but you cannot use second grade grammar

[sweetysweetsz]

@markycincy3 your ignorant too because yu im not in english class and yu kno what i am saying IDIOT get a life.

[markycincy3]

@sweetysweetsz oh my god "yu and kno" i'm an idiot but you can't even speak your native tongue....I have a life and i'm guessing if you have one you fail at it... so why don't you do what the only thing that mouth can do and blow off some old homeless men for free

[TheBaminnick]

I just put the coin in!! LOL

[BeccaHennessy]

"i can't wait to lose my water weight on yom kippur" and "i'm still a virgin but not at camp." were my favourites

[europe0117]

Lmao nice parking, and is it Kosher!?! Annoying lol

[niggaplease47]

I am super gay an about to come out of the closet. This better be the top comment when I come out.

[DarrelGOP]

@niggaplease47 u fucking queer stay in the closet and take a some propane and matches and light up the matches as u spill the propane in the closet

[lucyallyful]

Don't forget : Is this kosher?!

[talknaway1]

One time I accindentally left my phone in a freezer, I'm not sure why or how but it happened..

[victoriaenciso]

you forgot, "is this on sale?"