Human or Robot

[Xpl4yer5]

OH MY GOOD!!!, SHIGERU MIYAMOTO XD

[lejonzx]

This was in 2007 man. Damn..

[stevensonbak]

"You know what I just realized Kenjii? He kind of looks like a pedophile..."

*Kenjii puts glasses on robot*

"Better?"

[TheNawisS]

Love the part where he's just dots the robot in the face

[mikezdiesel]

at 0800 hours JapBot Series 001 became self aware and self terminated.

Update: Intel analysts concur that the robot despised it's creator and his likeness. To this day Both the Japanese man and his identical robot remain virgins.

[TheDellanator]

Those ugly scary robots will take over the world one day

[cjhatesu]

face punched

[Neezlex]

Surrogates: The Beginning...

[ErnestoBarbicha]

Great, now start building those lolibots.

[princesszobhe]

nope its just chuck testa!

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

I would put him in thr front yard and make him talk trash to people lmao

[DannyFox06]

The face looks realistic to the extent you can see the pores when it's up close, but the body has a very unreal quality to it... like it's really skinny looking, I know it's based off someone of asian origin and they tend not to be very meaty in appearance, but he plain looks deflated.

[Niobesnuppa]

That is creepy as hell! O_o

[RocMegamanX]

I shouldn't laugh because that robot could become self-aware and kill us all, but that was hilarious!

[IronMaven90]

Holy crap, these robots are creepy (cracked brought me here)

[stewartplays]

ROFL @ 0:24

[panayiotis210]

i wonder what would happen if i slap that thing.

[s14tharsh5150]

lol i toALY AGREE GIVE HIM SOMETHING T DO DONT POKE HIM

jkjk but yah this dude right here hase got the idea

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[MelonBreadHead]

Bloodhound. Definitely. 

[whitbyjet65]

I know it's just a piece of plastic and metal but I'd feel VERY guilty, self-conscious and ashamed if I did what he did @ 0:23

[michaelmanfredpitsch]

One Day,we listen to him !  VERY DANGEROUS FUTURE !

[Pabloso100]

0:29 The robo should have screamed : "Urusai !!!"

[Meccasa321]

0:31 : I am only a limited robot with so few abilities and emotions, but I think... I hate you...

[tedmaulz]

wow pretty amazing, he even lacks total empathy...just like the real thing.

[JAhU00]

Oh its one of those 3 robots based on some Japanese people. Somewhere on the net there is a photo of those people next to the robots. The similarity is tunning.

[Gangasta555]

0:23 - 0:30 Hahahahahahahahahaha

[VoidTroopiez]

Yellow teeth for a robot ?...

[mnhnt2]

The guy poking him will die first hahaha. >:}

[jonvrix]

they invented that? IMPOSSIBRU!!!!!

[alexdahley11]

had to be Asian

[Lioyd1rving]

@alexdahley11 Makes sense. Thanks to their limited military budget. Japan has heaps of cash to spend on all kinds of cool stuff.

[mazaisvilijs]

0:30 its so funny, robot doesnt like that someone is putting finger in his face

[crapengine1990]

とりあえず，メカ石黒教授には電車の座席でいびきをかいて寝ても­らって，終点までばれないか実験して欲しい．

[mmmmikimmm]

えー、この人が電車に乗ってたら、人間だと思っちゃうなきっと。

わぁびっくり。こわい時代になったなぁ。

[keke121998]

creepy. 

[Mudoglav]

Its neither a human or a robot, its japanese

[loopofpoop]

@Mudoglav it's a japanese human robot!!!! OMGGGGGG

[hotrods4ben]

I think he's just narcissistic

[DerFridinger]

So ein dämlicher Unsinn!! Was bringt uns denn sowas? Ob das jetzt ein Roboter ist oder nicht, ist doch total wurscht!! Wir brauchen keine Roboter!

[TheGlock80]

That robot is like : BRO GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!

[monstereaternr]

It is a japanese and cybornetic Stephen Hawking!

[QPR95]

japanese terminator !!!!!!!!

[dethronethesonofgod]

thats so fucking scary.... i didnt even know that was possible untill now

[FXBA]

who the hell blinks like that?

[superdspt]

robot

[SuperGodmusic]

ummm its a retarded robot

[kymcubus]

guess its time i should start leading an anti android revolt and build an army underground for when the time comes.

[velequest]

Why would a robot need glasses?

[TroyMccluresbreth]

amazing that we have now reached a total recall level of appearance, head on a pole anyone ?

[dadapopa]

i don`t get it, they could make him look like enyone,, why make him so ugly?

[NoompskyTheRussian]

DONT MAKE FACES FOR ROBOTS FFS! WHY DO U THINK TERMINATOR KICKED SO MUCH ASS?

[rickyet4177]

looks drunk someone get him an alka zeltzer

[101shonenjumpfreak]

dude he looks really pissed off xD

[TheIncenseJunkie]

I almost died laughing when he was poking him in the face. Hahhhahaha.

[atoreta88]

amazing

[Chrischn89]

omg i keep pissing in my pants from laughter!

This vids plus your comments are totally hilarious!

[TheLOLzilla]

Robot Abuse!

[cassiefabmoviestar]

ROBOT. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE WHEN HE STARTS TO TALK, HIS LIPS DON'T MOVE WITH THE WORDS. AND HE IS PROBABLY HOOKED UP TO SOMETHING, THAT'S WHY HE IS SITTING ON THE CHAIR THROUGH THE WHOLE VIDEO... :)

[TheLOLzilla]

@cassiefabmoviestar It says it's a robot on the descrption.

[Atreo98]

HUMAN

[motordevil123]

ale sztywniak...:)

[EltBerserker]

The "human" in the video is actually the robot... the "robot" is a paralyzed and disfigured human

[DetonatingPasta]

0:24 QUIT POKING ME

[8MellieMaus8]

for you guys to know... this robot is the copy of his creator^^

[Saavykaas]

Well, it obviously has limitations, but they really did a good job with the eyes. the closeup starting at about 0:17 could pass for an actual human.

[jibblesmgee]

1:30 the robot has bad dental hygine

[MultiGuarddog]

this mess scares the mess out of me . Is this real or Memorex .

[MultiGuarddog]

this mess scares the mess out of me .

[iMartinvideos]

Seriously what's the point in making this human-like? We will come to the point where we can't tell if it's human or machine.

[dhalsim33]

Creepy



[artiseLBP]

this is why machines will kill us all cos people keep poking them in the fucking face.

[bloodSCARSandMCR]

@artiseLBP Oh my gosh, I just died laughing so hard at your comment.

xx

[achillesian]

@artiseLBP fucking laughing my ass off at that lol

[dirtydiceproject]

@artiseLBP lol that made me laugh out loud...

[jimbobhk2009]

i love it when the guy starts poking it and its like

"go away!!"

[Pbwinner33]

put a magnet on him. see what happens...

[Libed24]

slap him!!!

[TheFinlandnator]

He never sleeps.

[jimmychinked]

thats feaky shit

[BBsgalore]

He has the most frozen face ever. all i can think of for him is this emote:

 :E

[xXTianaXx]

man, he looks pissed.

[StarsAndScars13]

@xXTianaXx wouldnt you be to if you were being poked lol

[101shonenjumpfreak]

@xXTianaXx ikr xD i was saying the same damn thing lol

[HackingAModdedGlitch]

@xXTianaXx No, he's just Asian.

[xXTianaXx]

@HackingAModdedGlitch LOL

[odisearab2]

0:25 isaac asimov would be disappointed man.

[t00nish]

the way his face is reminds me of the cartoon artwork of scooby doo for some reason. Long evil faces of the monsters I guess.

[Highice007]

It looks cool, but should have big metal ears like a personcom from Chobits.

[se7en1976]

If it was really human like they would have trained it to say "FUCK OFF" when he poked it... FAIL

[ThisismadnessGIRL]

If robots are the future and they end upwalking the streets then all I'm saying is this technology leads to future and future leads to Robotism. That's all I'm saying.

[TheEletricgamer]

"poke" "poke" "poke"

[nicotinelolipop]

Repeatedly press 2 :D

[mummybabes1]

leave the robot alone ....STOP TOUCHING HIS FACE lmao

[zyx0unknown0xyz]

robot abuse!!

[TheGooberment]

i was expecting something like, "MUTHA FUCKA STOP POKIN' MAH FACE!"

[MrsR2605]

its defo robot i saw it an tv it was called 'James May's Toy Stories'

[alexjit]

i dont want to imagine what will happen if he gets out of that room

[dey134]

doesnt he get mad

[MrGoodcat01]

Stop poking his face man, he doesnt like it cant you see!! he'll kill a mutha fuka one day

[cb7pwn]

THEY CAUGHT KIM JON ILL!!

[iYabbiC]

HES GUNNA KILL USSSS AHHHHH RUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! i have a feeling that one day all the robots that look like human will kill all the humans and the robots will take over the world o-o any1 ever thought of that?

[fuzzymexican12]

@iYabbiC No.. No one at all. Oh wait, Hollywood did? Made movies about it? Damn..

[11111111jws]

Japanese robots: Seems a bit redundant somehow.

[cpkees]

this one is easy to kil just take his glasses

[ryanandbranslurppiss]

lmao when hes poking his face

[laurensrsti]

He definetly needs to brush his teeth :(

[usenetposts]

That's a bloke in a rubber mask, I reckon.

[olafmydog]

human

[ThisNickWasntTaken]

Those glasses make him look like a rapist.

[MANTLEBERG]

These robots are truly amazing.... I have dated women with less reaction than this.

(Woody Allen)..."SLEEPER".

[wwwtotalitaerde]

Today Germany is using fifths columns to infiltrate and systematically suppres any opposition in other countries on its way to world domination.This includes faking evidence to let people disappear in prison,cause them trouble and murder them.

My homepage gives information about the techniques being used today by German officials and snitchers.They are no longer fighting open battles because Germany failed twice. Now Germans are using all sort of dirty tricks if you dont collaborate with them.

[friendlychic25]

when he was pulling his hair, i was just wondering what the hell that guy wlda done if that robot wlda reached up & punch the shit outta him ha ha...

[scagish]

so skynet is going to be real because of China LOL

[numbuh53]

@scagish It's Japanese >_>

[scagish]

@numbuh53 same stuff...

[gman100]

Is my laundry done yet?

[Soundsbro123]

Lol when the guy was poking his face he looked away Like BITCH IF U DONT STOP ILL CAP U!

[AussieTheOztralian]

It's a robot. Asians are usually smarter than that.

[dafool98]

hes a robot cuz wen you poked his face he didnt say fuck off bitch

[ReconRaptor]

I bet this robot wears women's panties at night.

[TordeguttGrytting]

I think it's a robot!

[keuriqueen12]

They can definitely work as doubles for humans lol

[TerraGigaUltraMega]

stoner

[hoygans]

Lmfao, it actually looks annoyed when he pokes it.

[ExodusExplicit]

Stopa pokearu mearu!!!

[deniedsk8er]

THIS EXPLAINS JAPANESE MOVIES AND OFF SYNC VOICING!

[JewishAndRight]

I like how they gave the robot bad teeth.

[NinjaFrickinMuffin]

0:24 I was laughing my ass off xD

[nocturned85]

Steven King?

[winxlover451]

HEY JACKIE CHAN!

HAI!

HAI!

HI!

[MrCrazyToad]

Japan always makes the best creations. What next, a robot that can play videogames and react to the Blue screen of death?

[VannahWilson]

@MrCrazyToad That would be hilarious.

VIDEO GAME: *blue screen of death*

ROBOT: GODDAMMIT WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?! -PROGRAM FAILURE- *blue screen of death*

ANGRY GERMAN KID: GODDAMMIT WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!

[MoonClaw72]

robot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GBSknowsbest]

Ladies and Gentlemann ,

here comes jackie chan !

[PsicodeliaProducao]

HORRIBLE HORRIBLIE DESTROY ROBTS

[Mango0831]

wow...that thing is weird and why do almost ALL of them have to be Japanese or Chinese?

[HHKelevra]

@Mango0831 Because Everybody else has seen Terminator.

[delatroy]

lol so this is what happens when you cross Michael Jackson with Evander Holyfield

[delatroy]

fucking lol. Looks brain damaged and sexually abused

[oggys1]

@delatroy LOL

[JanPanda]

That thing is creepy as hell. It's so hard to get out of the uncanny valley.

[BluelightSpike]

They have him in a room, locked from the outside.

Because when he gets angry he FUCKS SHIT UP

[ethermay]

@BluelightSpike

that has to be the best comment ive read in years

[BluelightSpike]

@ethermay

My my, thanks Etermay. xD

[beautiful4est]

@BluelightSpike the only thing he fucked up is his face :))

[BluelightSpike]

@beautiful4est

Don't get him started.

He will get all grumpy at first, but.. You know Japan.

Shit is not shit even it ti smells like shit or looks like shit.

[lennic95]

@stefanuk23 Ok, you make one

[DanielAvilaAGT]

This explains that Sarah Palin is a robot slut

[laaapower99]

Obviously a robot! :3

[bentotheclarke]

this is all well and good but, will it blend?

[terminalfrost92]

@bentotheclarke I lol'd

[Tyrik73]

Make the Henchmen from Rayman 2/Rayman arena REAL!

[Juefawn]

Visit vpforum.web.com for the future.

[Rangel316]

why so serious? why so serious? *carve in a smile to its face with a rusty knife*

now you happy :)

[GrandNecro]

he cant stand... did they use real skin or is that fake skin?

[blaa94]

@GrandNecro

How would they use real skin?

[sosvocaloid]

because mostly half of the human population have yellow teeth. XD

[dickjpaige]

CYLON!!!!!!!

[janeysman]

he couldnt get laid as a human

so he though maybe ill have a better chance as a robot

[Mixelplic]

An Economic Collapse of such monumental proportions as could throw us back to an 1800s society is being financially engineered by our elites who look to replace us with cheap ethnic labor. Any 'middle class recovery' will thus be to <1/3rd the wage levels we once earned. Try being a doctor or a lawyer on 15-20,000 a year. Or a 'service' worker at less than 10. Now assume you do construction with the aid of four robots who -each- get paid 8-10,000 dollars. Which all comes back to you...

[afekkes]

@obamabinbiden911 So your problem is not the technology but what people do with it, right? Thing is that anything can be used as a weapon. Should we forbid cars 'cause someone might use it as a bomb (and someone will). If you make someone drink too much water they'll go into a come and die. Should we forbid water 'cause someone might do that? Weapons designed as weapons are a different story though; I say get rid of all of them. If people want to fight, let them use their bare hands!

[whatthehell8267]

He looks like an evil Chinese ruler!

[Paracaz]

@whatthehell8267 chinese hitler:D

[TheMizukiKidd]

@whatthehell8267 Thats Funny. Seeing how there Japanese

[sxephlI]

@whatthehell8267 i HATE chinese stationary!

[msbbdarling]

@whatthehell8267 That or a really pissed off father haha

[w4nnie]

looks like a pervert

[JAKNOBODY]

Looks like a guy whose been injected with a ton of bot-ox.. and pissed off

[AniBOOx3]

rofl that guy was poking him XD

[afekkes]

@obamabinbiden911 Do you use a cell phone? You apparently use a computer and internet. Do you drive a car? Ever fly an airplane?

I'm not a face Book user.

It's the human that can turn something into a weapon. Whatever's available. It's fear and propaganda that are the biggest weapons.

[robo2000nitro]

this shit is freaky i mean these things could be among us now!

[afekkes]

@obamabinbiden911 Nothing to fear but fear itself. Any idea how much technology has helped you?

[shadowfilm]

He looks pissed off...