Beach Invasion Fail

[LN1992]

Troops like: Wat the Fuck!?

Osama passes by dingi dingi ding... Jackpot!

[run4eva]

Ok, i see your point their British troops because they used team work skills at the end to help each other out. Not American. You dumb fucks.

[EricsTechTalk]

Notice one of the guys on the left keeps pointing his rifle at his buddy.

[ollyjohn1]

@modelearth u guys know way too much about guns

[EricsTechTalk]

@ollyjohn1 It's not possible to know too much about guns.

[imtehshit]

why wouldn't the first guys tell the others not to jump?!

"it;s only quicksand, but I bet you'll make it across!"

[Bluandchris]

WHO CARES WHAT COUNTRY IT IS, STOP BEING RACIST AND ENJOY THE VIDEO. TROLLS.

[hockeydude5122]

back when failblog was good. :(

[31point10]

Taliban, were coming for you!!!

[31point10]

Behold, Royal Marine Commandos: the most elite infantry force to walk the plant.

[TheCupcakeGrenade]

Mn, I thought the camera was gonna zoom out and there was gonna be kids making a sand castle or something.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

And they were defeated by the beach......such a sad day....

[lekovic199]

lol quagmire

[spawnroy]

They are all dead if they are in Saving Private Ryan...

[ajax515]

Thankfully this didn't happen at Normandy or the world would be a very different place.

[vicente747]

my soviet machinegun would have tear those dumbass soldiers into pieces

[swordjojo]

@vicente747 FAAKKE!

[fupasrsquishy123]

I hate the fact that people can argue over this. As an American, I feel we are indebted to the British for staying with us through thick and thin, and I respect them greatly. End of story.

[racionallll]

WE SHALL FAIL THEM ON THE BEACHES

[CosmicFist]

Magneto is that you O.o

[papantlaflyer68]

WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE , MUAHAHAH !!!!! SOMEWHERE BETWEEN DEVILS ISLAND AND EAST LA !!!!!

[dragonreborn1000]

Thats why they're not pulling out of iraq and afghanistan, they're still stuck in the mud.

[uhbygv852]

thats just great now the terrorists know what to do! fuck this im doin it my self (click click)

[DJZombiLincoln]

When nobody else wants to get the job done, call in D Squad!

[DJDrZoidBerg]

modern warfare 3 gameplay?

[TRYER25]

Omaha Beach reenactment?

[KehhkehhLovesYouu]

it's always awkward when there's no audio. i end up trying to figure out what's wrong with my computer and i miss the entire video

[JMG200716]

These are British troops. Not American. You dumb fucks.

[huggy99huggy]

@JMG200716 THE MARINES ARE AMERICAN YOU DUMBFUCKS, THE ROYAL MARINES WRE ENGLISH AND ANYTHING WITH ROYAL AT THE BEGINING IS FUCKING ENGLISH SO SHUT YOUR LOW IQ AMERICAN GOBS!

[DirtyBird760]

@JMG200716 that explains alot

[Lamwhite411]

no top comments!! my time to shine: tits...

[Team6OWG]

Thank god normady was not like this, or we wouldnt be here on youtube..

[MonCoin]

War is about dirty tricks... and requires appropriate training.

[antifaggot98]

MAN DOWN!!!! MAN DOWN!!!

[funnycrash88]

who recorded this?

[Adriano48512]

This video is sponsored by my Dick. Everybody on youtube who sees this comment and texsts the word HUGE DICK to 9453434 will get a slap by my dick

[DragonHatchet]

Only in america....

[AFewGoodPuppets]

@DragonHatchet This is Australians it looks like.

[MrWafflehouse99]

Alternate title: the real reason we've been in iraq so long.

[FenBolds]

C'mon, EVERYBODY IN!

[VideeyoGaimar]

Um.... Fucking lol at the guys underneath me..?

[hm149]

@jdggearhead

yes, less death and many many more laughing Germans

[Pimpaliunas]

usa army... loooooooosers !!!!!!!!!!!

[Rizrsniper]

@Pimpaliunas Their english....

[Rizrsniper]

@Rizrsniper They're*

[EdwardNS1]

@Pimpaliunas

This isn't the U.S. army...

I saw this somewhere else long time ago.

[TheAndrewD3]

@Pimpaliunas bro..usa is definatly a win. we build giant cars that crush other cars FOR FUN. we r the most powerful nation in the world, no1 messes wit us and wen they do? we bomb the living hell outta they 3rd world country until 5 generations l8r the ppl r STILL suffering 4rm radiation posining and uninhabitable land. and thats just foreplay. imagine wat we do wen we serious. we have unmanned drones we built cuz we were bored, and we were able 2 end a war wit 2 bombs.yea wat a "fail"

[HayateAzekura]

@TheAndrewD3 to bad thats all coming to an end.

[brongarago]

@TheAndrewD3 Thanks for making the rest of America look like a bunch of morons. How is wasting 17 billion (If I remember right) on military make us win? Also how does killing innocent people make us win? Please go jump off a bridge.

[TheAndrewD3]

@brongarago bcuz after all that (which u r correct does make us look moronic) we r still standing and not speaking chinese or german instead of english. we r STILL able 2 b #1 even wit that handicap

[brongarago]

@TheAndrewD3 Lol we are not even number one. We may still be a super power but we sure as hell aren't number one. If you only look at military I guess we are, but that doesn't make for what we are lacking in.

[TheAndrewD3]

@brongarago well considering this is a MILITARY video....and yea btw this isnt USA so this debate is irrelavent honestly

[usterdboy]

@brongarago those men in the video are not American dip-shit they are British. just look at the gear.

[brongarago]

@usterdboy Hey shit for brains read the comment I was replying too.

[usterdboy]

@brongarago im not going through the whole thread stupid fuck. go eat some more paint-chips idiot.

[brongarago]

@usterdboy It's called ctrl+f retard. Way to make an uneducated assumption about a conversation you haven't even read, real smart. I would tell you to eat more paint chips but I wouldn't want you to kill your only brain cell.

[usterdboy]

@brongarago well you know the copy and paste keys. congrats on the originality. point is you're stupid as shit

[brongarago]

@usterdboy At least i don't have the attention span of a down syndrome squirrel and can read a few comments.

[usterdboy]

@brongarago Ahhh nothing but just a insult. not even a argument in it. yeah i can see that you know you are wrong. someone should have used birth-control on you.

[irishswag50]

@usterdboy HAHA

[geigoir]

@TheAndrewD3 You Americans never look at the bigger picture, You may be the most powerful if everyone were by themself but you are not liked around the world and your lucky us Brits make everyone in Europe like you because Frace, Germany, Spain and Italy would give you a hammer you and thats not including the military power of Europe Britain. Not to mention Russia would join side in a heartbeat and Russia along is a very large task. He was wrong to assume, but dont get cocky and arrogant now.

[MLGDarkResistance]

@geigoir I agree!!!

[hooplablahblahblah]

@geigoir And where would allllll of you guys be with out us? You Brits would've admitably been the last to fall to the Nazi's, But in the mean time France would be fucked over, Spain fucked over, Russia in a huge bloody stalemate, Italy a hated country along with all of Hitlers allies. And lets not even look at that. Hows about we pull our troops back home and focus entiraly on ourselves? Then America is the evil selfish country that doesn't care.

[geigoir]

@hooplablahblahblah Yeah Russia, stalemate and WW2 dont fit into the same sentence very well. The Russians crushed the nazi's along side Great Britain, who was it the helped Norway in WW2? Britain, Who was it that keep Hitler from getting a vital hold on Africa? Britain, Who was it that dispite the fact Hitler did not want to fight and infact wanted to ally with but still stood against him from day 1? Britain, You overrate yourself you only joined because you got bombed, boo fucking hoo we got,,

[xXIceOfDeathXx]

@geigoir lol boo fucking hoo LMFAO!!

[geigoir]

@xXIceOfDeathXx Aruba? where the fuck is that? Let the big boys discuss things by themselves you can go and play in the cornor if you like.

[geigoir]

@xXIceOfDeathXx Oh i see your an island smaller than Elgin in Scotland (The Smallest city in Great Britain so you understand) Now seriously go sit in the cornor.

[geigoir]

@hooplablahblahblah We got bombed from start to finish. I think you will find that here in Europe we dont look up to you as the savour for WW2 but Russia and Great Britain and Britain for WW1, Maybe people would respect you more if you werent so arrogant.

[Silentsam7532]

@hooplablahblahblah its always ignorant for Ameicans to say where would you guys have been without us. Well Germany wouldn't have been as strong without American companies selling them materials for the war efforts before America got involved, although they still would have been strong.

Americams were not some nobles heroes in WW2. Russia I doubt would have been in a stalemate, and Hitler had already made the mistake of dividing his forces to deal with two fronts. America just made it faster.

[debs222]

@hooplablahblahblah Hitler was scared of the British because of WW1, he actually tried to ally... At the same time America did not want to get involved because of its American-German population and the money they were making from ammunition sales. Russia was not a stalemate, they fought tooth and nail when the Nazi's invaded them, and proceeded to take Germany along side Britain. Go learn some history and i don't mean slave trades or civil wars in the US.. And FYI Iraq was your war not ours...

[nintendojesse]

@Pimpaliunas

The awkward moment when you realize that those are not american troops.

[wired4lif3]

@Pimpaliunas lol your from Lithuania

[fixiosis]

i was just watching Batlle Los Angeles 3 mins ago, if these Marines were in charge then God save the USA.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

they dun goofed!!!

[pissedoffdude87]

WE ARE PINNED DOWN!!!!

[superblacky4]

Now you know how it feels to fuck a Fat ass bitch !!xd

[tigolbity200]

lol. well now we know how to stop beach invasions..

[airsoftrevolution]

these are british soldiers you can tell by the helmet design

[Zachaccount93]

0:55 "wtf man I didnt sign up for this"

[WarThug13]

marines? yes. USMC? Hell no.

[koshey245]

TO THE QUICKSAND!!!!!

[venture7333]

"what the fuck are u recording??? *shot!*"

[Mrwalkman56]

We will never survive an alien attack lol

[DutchKid121]

who would have thought that this stops the Mighty Marines.

[THEllisor]

@DutchKid121 Depends on which group of "Mighty Marines" you're talking about. I can't ID the nation these guys are from but they aren't USMC, their uniforms, equipment, and weapons are not US Gov't issue(and in their defense, I've dealt with similar mud to that. You fall in, good luck moving without having someone yank you out cause otherwise, you're in what may as well be cement.)

[0311apache]

@THEllisor Being a Marine myself, coming from a boat company based out of Hawaii, judging from their equipment, boat, size of squad, and weapons, they are the Royal Marines out of Great Britain. You are right, they are not USMC.

[manchesterfellow]

@0311apache Actually they are Royal Artillery landing on a Combat Support Boat. You can tell by the flash they wear by the way. It was however, a practicle joke played by the Royal Marines on the Arty boys. Being a Marine you should recognise he sand trap.

[0311apache]

@manchesterfellow OOOOooohhh yeah. Had to clear up my picture and take another look. I stand corrected. They are The Royal Arty boys. Thanks for the correction manchesterfellow. However, i did see the sand trap. We do the same thing. Play jokes on the field. But we love tripwire. Until the lieutenant starts to cry.

[xoverdose420]

Now we know why our troops are getting sent back to the states.

After all we did "lose" the war.

[frankmat]

Welcome to the military... the worlds greatest collection of morons all in the 1 place and given guns

[R0ccojas0n]

was that omaha beach?

[xiAresx]

damn american army sure is scary, fucking STUPID ASS CUNTS

[DarkRadiance123]

the second last guy still jumops whatta dumbass atleast the VERY last guy stays because he doesnt wanna suffocate and die in mud

[FightTheSystem1492]

man can build an atomic weapon.. go to the moon..and build the new cowboy stadium.. but cant walk through mud... fucksticks

[Nostro200]

@FightTheSystem1492

acctually we didnt go to the moon

[FightTheSystem1492]

@Nostro200 ohh yea.. and the snosberries taste liek snosberries

[IchHeisseMarco]

that's what you get for making war! xD

[MyWisdomTeethHurt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[d0d0gra]

the guy of the left was like haha cya suckers (stucked) oh shtttt..... help pls?? :)

[Shaoz049]

This is a platoon of BAD Company

[chazzz124]

thats how vietnam won the war

[misticbunnyass]

GO GO GO!!!! wait i forgot my tamp on in this mud.

[yavez6600]

PWNED

lol

[ACDCandOUTKAST]

Hahahhahaahaha.



[srt10kid]

Make me feel safe that i being protected by people like this ._.

[dave01123]

I wonder how they will react when they realise they have just landed at Butlins

[RDdaNINJA]

HOLD THE LINE!!

[MrFegelein]

You guys know this was all planned. the extremley muddy beach was part of the exercise

[LikeLinux]

the good old failblog.... now it's a peace of shit

[skyyjohn]

That's shit was soooooo funny! LOL

[ushg7]

@skyyjohn skyy i luv ur vids man, keep em up :D

[eagleskid20]

hahaha

[Spidapiglett]

All this needs is epic music...

[00stupidturtle]

this wouldnt have happened if it wasnt for justin bieber.

simple... they dont want americans to come becuase they dont wanna infect thier people with bieber fever.

which can be fatal if left untreated.

[steeler43013]

thats how they killed osoma

[spursfan112]

saving private dumbass!

[Link123941]

looks exactly like my clan

[usahnamez]

Dolphin Diving: how not to do it.

[Fredthelog]

That quicksand was too quick for them.

[lilskaters7]

They thought being a soldier would be easy, just because they got 15th prestige in Black Ops....

[eatmypubes4]

ramirez, get the french soliders out of the mud!



[AudioAngerCinema]

They were British just so you know. Royal Marines, notice the camo is not MARPAT.

[edster86]

@AudioAngerCinema Lol no they wern't you don't know shit xD They wern't even marines it was a practical joke. A stag do to be precise.

[TheCostran29]

Those are the absolute worst soldiers I have ever seen. Not only did one of them fall, but the rest of them were too stupid to realise the mistake the first guy made.

[kantungjala]

hahahahahhahahahahaha



[jeffery2343]

RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kiefer2734]

watch for the beach mines...

[612murderapolis]

guys i i i think im stuck, were all stuck u dumbass lol

[TannerManFrith]

QUICK SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMoonPower]

How do you fail at getting out of a boat?

Let the French do it!

[wigo95]

hahahah sale lodo envez de BALAS xd

[grecia6]

fuckin idiots. the stupid fukin soldier sees that his stupid friend is in the mud and still goes. what a fukin super epic major fail

[matchinthedarkroom]

now there guns jammed and there maculinity has been harmed. Allies 0 Taliban 2

[dotch8774]

They have SA80 assault rifles, that would be the british

[Arcanecamsmith]

who new, all it takes to take down the french or british is a bit of mud :D

[CATandtheOREOS]

No wonder the French didn't help on D Day.

[Trosion91]

dumb ass marines always new there good for something.. making viral vids.

[waytomuchsparetime]

THeirs no audio cause all you would have heard was HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA..........ETC.

[Ronldbx6]

This is what really happened on D-Day. Number of soldiers casualties primarily due to quick sand.

[wtfisyoutub]

This is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING !!!! that ive ever seen XD

[guitaraddict55]

these must be the guys who got bin laden...

[NotAnyoneSpecial]

Being a marine ain't all fun and games, storming beaches ain't easy xD

[Skateoftheunion]

War is hell.

[Samstorm139]

"Command we are in the area"

"Understood"

"Exiting Boat now"

*Men hop off boat*

"NEED SOME ASSISTANCE!"

[HockeyRWE]

dam did i get scared

[LordKamos777]

Maybe they were supposed to be invading the mud?

[IEatBlackChildren]

i thought they were trying to imitate turtles

[ekmad]

@DookieZ No they are British Royal Marines, you can tell by the rifles

[MeJizzOnYou]

@DookieZ nah,they're american...

[Sikeman214]

@MeJizzOnYou They're british, i've seen before... royal marines.

[PararescuePJ0096]

@MeJizzOnYou no, theyre not, any US branch doesnt use those BDU's



[hpf12345678910]

@DookieZ Marines they had all done really well and they were told to go into the muddy part :L

[CrocoShack]

@DookieZ Hahahah !

[indirulz1234]

@DookieZ Whys that?

[Aurdite]

@DookieZ wrong, it's british army xd

[willthetrill95]

@DookieZ you must be american.

[TheSeniorburger]

@willthetrill95

yoish yoish yoish :)

[lewisC3627]

@DookieZ there not french then british marines look at the guns... sa-80

[anuj7087]

@DookieZ Am not a french .. But you are being racist dude !

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

well quick sand is hard to determine just by looking at it, and it is prone to certain beaches because of sand composition. But military training is supposed to encompass any environment a soldier can operate in. One soldier did the right thing, crawl and spread out your surface area, but to be fair, he was lucky he did that by chance.

[thedpfman170]

@JesusChristisMuslim faggot cbo oatshole

[muntasir20]

@JesusChristisMuslim go somewhere else with your political bullshit no one cares

[jakeh2034]

Learn from the enemy. Location, location, location!

[shibuyagto]

FREE WILLY

[nomercy116]

america we dont need guns we have epic fails on our side

[zipsrule]

WTF!

[7chanconn7]

glad our taxes r being spent wisely

[mrshiz1900]

Press 8 over and over, guy on very right is digging in his butt crack.

[Thegamingguru65]

@mrshiz1900 way to be a faggot and notice that.

[Thegamingguru65]

@mrshiz1900 sorry to burst your bubble fag hes just moving the bag off his shoulder.

[mrshiz1900]

@Thegamingguru65 hmmmm, stalking me much, its ok faggot, get a life lolz

[mrshiz1900]

@Thegamingguru65 your a fag, what?