How To Know If Your Children Do Drugs

[purplesully]

oh I see how it is howcast. The "suspicious friend" is going to be the black one :|

[thecherryboo1]

Step 1: Bust the locked door open.

Step 2: Snatch the drug from their hand(s).

Step 3: Throw it away.

Step 4: Warn your kid that if they do drugs again, they'll get whipped with a belt 1,000,000 times.

Did you know: Only Link can defeat Ganon?

[spootboy123]

1:06 Who at HowCast was using that bowl?

[Ninjazonyoface]

...I do all of those...and ive only done drugs twice in my life...im 16 by the way

[Rvidioes]

my dad needs to watch this because its misleading and none of the things they say are true so i will never get caught

[lucase62]

Step 1: Buy drug test

Step 2: Administer drug test

Step 3: Discover he/she isn't doing drugs, and lose all your child's respect

[asianchocobunny]

This is the average teen... hormones are not drugs... golliee

[DontClickMyUsername]

My dad smokes weed with me, lol

[falafellover2011]

i guess muppets do drugs 2

[klopdood]

if your kid acts like a teenager, has friends and wants his room to smell nice...

he's on drugs

[THEBESTGAMER8]

1.kick his a**2.be a big a**hole3.ru the kkids life after that u should f**8ing scare the sh*t out of him

[bigrigrules]

of course kids are gonna eat alot of candy!

[cobalt12011]

my parents know i smoke meth. they approve of it

[triplehfan13071]

im high

[SatanicSinister]

That's why you do your homework and all that crap and still use drugs. Never will suspect a thing.

[AmericanIdiot2002]

im sur eits mainly kids that are whatching this to make sure they dont get caught

[TheFootOfGold]

Ok I am pretty fucking sure I am doing drugs.

[NDoggProductions]

1:29 :thatsracist:

[LouiseZCoolVids]

im a kid and im watching this

[niksk8er78]

ME: (Sleeping)

MOM:(snipping my hair)

ME:Mom what the Fuck are you doing?

Mom:Ummm snipping your hair.

Me: fuck off and get me some sweets

Mom: are you on drugs

Me: the question is arnt i on drugs hHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[MissyFlesky123]

lol thumbs up if your under 13 and watching this

[ZoeyRedbirdAwakend]

Everything they say might be a sighn of doing drugs, I do! But I'm not a druggy...

[Irishperson1267]

why does the drug doing friend have to be black?

[InuyashaRose4]

Wow... That's how I am all the time and I don't even do drugs. I definitely act suspicious, but unlike my friends, who are actually trusted by their parents, I don't have sex, do drugs or anything. The worst I do is occasionally drink a little, but not even enough to get drunk. LOL

[sebliric]

this is shi*t ...

[TylerISaCRISIS]

Hey everyone, I just wanna throw this out there.

Cannabis can kill cancer cells and help with hundreds of different diseases and pain. Tests have also shown that it does not affect your lung capacity and it does not harm your body in any long-term ways. Marijuana has killed 0 people since the beginning of time. It is not a "drug" it is a medicine.

[sebliric]

@TylerISaC true my friend :)

[TashieMS]

@TylerISaCRISIS Yet it can ruin your life completely, you could get addicted and turn into a terrible person.

[TylerISaCRISIS]

@TashieMS You can not get addicted to marijuana... I am a daily smoker, but i stopped a couple weeks ago so I could do my best on exams for school. If you ever hear of someone getting addicted to marijuana, it's like someone saying they're addicted to playing a sport. It's just something they enjoy doing. There is nothing like nicotine in it.

[TashieMS]

@TylerISaCRISIS well then you havent gotten to that stage yet. My brother smokes weed, he never goes to school, doesnt have a social life or job, he just sits in his filthy room all day smoking weed and his attitude has gotten incredibly terrible ever since he started smoking, not everyone has the same affect as you.

[84561237456123]

@TylerISaCRISIS it is a drug. dont be naive. i smoke pot all the time but it has contents that affect the brain so it is considered a drug.

[1337Kosu]

You should change the title to "How To Know If Your Teen Do Drugs"

[gosteelelersandpie]

Racist as hell. The friend just happens to be black.

[DevilsGod666]

would weed be detected in a home drug test kit? :P

[TheRaptorChild]

i watched this with the original intent to see if i was being too obvious, but then i relaxed when he said the parents have to be observant of their child :D

[captianbjorn]

@TheRaptorChild I would be observant as shit if my child were a raptor

[TheRaptorChild]

@captianbjorn you sir, are a winner. :D

[LinksWickedShadow]

Step 1: Beat the shit out of them until they confess.

[JasperTiger66]

aahhahahahha this is epic xD

[drughello]

if you use drugs, you will know.

if not, better not know because you will fuck up all by your not proper arguments.

just be a proper parent and make your son do his choices, encourage him to do what he is interested in and everything will be fine, and probably drugless.

[TheOriginal324]

oh my god i mite be doin drugs jk.

[auriceli411]

I've had majority of these "symptoms" yet I've never touched drugs. Way to make parents PARANOID.

[alinka2111]

"Kids are 50% less likely to use drugs if a parent spends time talking with them"

yeah except parents these days are too fuckin lazy to get off their ass and do that !

[GudGurus]

You just showed us how to figure out if your child is a teenager

[198811star]

at 1:11 .."u know what dad fuck u..no son fuck u..no fuck u dad..fuck u..no U..NO U!

[youallhavegaynames]

lol i act exactly like this and i only do weed durin the summer

[lillyomann]

hippie

kid



[Shinjite1754]

I was doing this shit when i was a teenager and i have never done drugs. This is natural teenager behavior.

[TheDumbDuo11]

NO, this is called being a teenager.....

[shutup932ify]

i don`t have kids i why eould i ever use drugs?

[m0nxela]

or skip all of these steps and A. talk to your kids or B. if their smoking weed use it as their allowance and control them with it.

[guitargodman99]

this is such bull shit hahahaha

All those symptoms are just being a teenage derpwards

[dogsmakelifefun]

I've lost slot of weght over the summer and ate slot of candy and I wasn't on drugs... I was at sleep away camp!!!

[TheangryGhast]

What you will need,

Be a good parent

Step 1: Barge into his/her room and if she/he is doing drugs falcon punch his/her vagina even if its a guy

Tip: Be a douch dad/mom

Did you know kids breath and do fun things!?

[Rekitanas]

I was subscribed to howcast once...biggest mistake in my life

[JazaM3316]

teenagers getting trolled

[V1LL14N313]

Why does the bad friend have to be black?

[xojackiexo123456789]

1:31 is that supposed to be a racist joke???

[MOOISHBEDUCK]

drugs

a.chemical substances prepared and sold as pharmaceutical items, either by prescription or over the counter.

b.personal hygienic items sold in a drugstore, as toothpaste, mouthwash, etc.

so does that mean Colgate is a drug?

here is the definition of a plant/herb:

1.an herb or other small vegetable growth, in contrast with a tree or a shrub.

2.a seedling or a growing slip, especially one ready for transplanting.

Marijuana is not a drug its a plant nothing done chemically to enhance it ha.

[Trumpetsongz88]

The majoirty of people who watched this were kids because they already knew it was bullshit. :/

[thevanderen]

i wanted to watch this cuz it had puppets :3

[MusicNcookies]

O.O The evil new friend is scary

[SarcasticTofu]

...And I've found the weird part of Youtube again... - -U

[MrTechnoBud]

Step 1: Go up to your son/daughter and say "Wanna toke it up?" in a very serious manner.

[MrTeddybearJ]

How to know if ur child is in Puberty.

Are u serious not liking homework is a symphtone of using drugs WTF

[ckaatt]

Oh wow, so the black guy is a bad friend? -____-

[Xloi63]

sorry parents, but unless you stop drinking coffee and smoking, I'll do all the drugs I want

[brian6320]

step 6: stereotype?...

[Kuhns3058]

Anyone else notice the dog hairbrush at 0:47

[ImKyzN]

When the boy is trying to get privacy in means he's going on to bash

[ashleylover543]

that black friend is scary

[zabbarb0y]

Why has the bad friend be black ?

[UndeadKIRA]

i have one step that im pretty sure will work:

look at his/her clothing, if he/she dresses like a hippie then yes, drugs all the way

[bbk012345]

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, WHOA!!!

Just because he made a black friend he's an automatic junkie?!?!?!

Howcast is a racist motherfucker!!

[semonchick]

Those "symptoms" describe most teenagers... lol

[GmanIsMe100]

this is dumb! i never touched drugs and i have all those 'symptoms' and im 11 lolololo gay vid

[41mavsrule]

Wait! I hate homework! OH MY GOSH!!!! Someone put drugs in me!!!!

[metznimbo29]

that behavior isn't drug use, it's puberty.

[thecoolhenrito4]

is it just me or am i seeing puppets......I'M HIGH!!!!!

[328805]

My dad is a puppet. Fuck, I'm so high

[Pompadour123]

did you know: this is DUMB????

[TheSkullPod]

uuummmmmm i think this was meant to be called your kid has puberty

[ThyInfamousAssassin]

1:30 just because he's black they make it look like he's a drug addict

[Wdgeeves]

this is fucking bent

[HotSausageStealer]

I do weed and I do none of this............I don;t think I do anyway.

[Otherpie]

Yeah.this is bullshit.

[TheBestOnsurez]

I Smoke Weed, Drink Liquor, && Do Pills My Entire Family Is Aware Of The Fact That I Do This.. As Long As Im Honest With What I Do They Dont Mind.. && They Wont Tell Me Anything Or Do Anything About It Because They Know Ill Just Do It Anyway Behind Their Backs.. My Mom Granpo && Dad Did The Same Thing When They Were Younger So They Understand.. Oh && Another Thing I Have A Reason For Why I Do It Its Not Cause I Feel "Cool"..

# Just'Sayin..

[DexterEvilGenius]

I'm a fat guy, I don't do drugs so I am not addicted to them but well I am addicted to candy or other stuff...

[Eminemlover091]

Did you know, kids who learn about the risks of drugs from they're parents are up to fifty percent less likely to use drugs?

THTS DAM RONG !!!

[WowCataclysmGameplay]

The politicians. THE POLITICIANS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[etusd]

new title for this video for kids: How to avoid detection from parents when doing drugs.

[etusd]

MUPPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Parolth]

If you see everyone as a puppet im pretty sure you are high!

[lifesaprize]

now my parents will never that im using drugs

[landmike95]

what the actual fuck is up with the kids new drug friend being a black monster?

[KuzeyIII]

@landmike95 Racism.

[Dreamergirl818]

so apparently being a normal teenager means that you are on drugs. Jesus if my mom ever saw this she would get even more crazy

[butterflyswimmer73]

right now i'm chewing the bottom of a marker

[mplindberg]

step 6 is racist

lol

[Jak3Dark]

@mplindberg How?

[darklordzone2012]

OMG THE BLACGUY IS SO SCARY I JUMPED OUT MY CHAIR

[KuzeyIII]

@darklordzone2012 Please, be honest. How old are you?..

[ImThatJuggalette]

hoping my mom doesnt get smart and decide to get on youtube

[DeezyBro9]

its explaining teenage rebelion

[xWreckerPC]

wtf ? =D

[t3hcuteh]

of course the friend HAS to be black.

[DiversePersona]

1:26 So I am guessing that is a Black guy? Racism......

[ukulelegirl1]

that black puppet is creepy as fuck!

[Destroyit1213]

either that or they are masturbating. I am a teen who wanks everyday and act like this. incense covers the smell of lotion. thumbs up if you are exeactly the same!

[SheerSniper7]

@Destroyit1213 i just open the window or do it when everyones gone to bed

[iEatSleepRide]

oh wow of course the friend has to be black...

[bobslayer1881]

Howcast: did a segment on how to get high naturally and then this :D

[foxking39]

now i no how 2 get around it :D

[TheStockey99]

really?...this made me laugh

[toonarmy4ever1021]

according to this im stoned. lol

[thesilentbreed]

if my dad looked like that i might do drugs to

[IPunchWithMyFists]

Wait this wasn't ironic?

Nooo, that's ridiculous. Don't be silly.

[zrchrn]

Why does the "evil new friend" have to be black?

[Jtytler94]

@zrchrn Because it's satirical you moron

[zrchrn]

@Jtytler94 yes, yes indeed. If only I could show you that.

[carrothaed4]

@zrchrn That's what I was thinking too! Lol.

[kaziibabylovesuxx1]

Wait I'm a druggie damn how can I not know that

[Eads904]

His drug addict friend was a big creepy black guy...

[UnidentifiedWhiteMan]

I'm 15, I've exhibited ALL these "symptoms" at some point or another, and I have never touched drugs in my life. Honestly, I think it's just being a teenager.

[AwesomeAssassin1000]

@UnidentifiedWhiteMan i know right

[losatta123]

@UnidentifiedWhiteMan Me too :( Except the incense to hide lighters xD

[TheTVmex]

@UnidentifiedWhiteMan But not all at the same time i suppose?

[whattheblox]

fuck im high

[whoami3121]

lol so basically a teenager not listening to parents not coming home on time ya its called your a teenager and for the sports its the states no1 is actvie there :/

[fuzzyXgreyXtoad]

Lol, is it weird that i don't do drugs yet i LOVE sweets, i sometimes get really hungry, get mood swings, and sometimes deny homework?

[naimihero]

man, so this is why my parents thought i used drugs huh?

[stefan98TH]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Male  13-17

Male 18-24 lol

[vuferen]

... Why did they make a weed monster at the end?

[naimihero]

@vuferen was i the only one who noticed the weed monster was a big black guy?

[Artificialpotatosack]

This video is popular with:

Female: 13-17

Male: 13-17

Makes perfect sense...

[felixrocks420]

soooooo racist at the end.

[largferg]

1:26 -> He just HAD to be black.

[ManlyPuffs]

@largferg it was green...

[MusicallyDifferent13]

Lol, so does that mea I am -50% at the risk of doing drugs?

[KentanioShlegustov]

My volume is at 69

[lillyomann]

thumbs up if u were the kid watching this

[TheBjguy]

@lillyomann im A KID WACHIN THIS

[Vict458]

midgit

[CptnRedbeer]

Howcast is my drug.

[flippycutebutevil]

Oh wait? This video was actually suppose to be serious? LET ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER

[OoEmmaBearoO]

So I do drugs? Can't believe I didn't know that...

[wasupwithyou]

i did all this stuff before i started smoking weed now i do them with purpose

[huffopuff]

oh the bad friend had to be black.....

[thesharkster1]

Is crack a good drug

[iCottonHippie]

@thesharkster1 its an awesome drug... u should try it.

[morikahjo]

We don't neglect homework because we are on drugs. We neglect it because it sucks...

[outofnowhere115]

y was the new friend black?

[daggerheart03]

You know this just makes life harder for depressed teens -_-

[piccachi9498]

It's interesting how they used a black puppet at the end to show them smoking. o__o

[coltonslick]

# 1 solution to make you're kids stay away from weed.... and this is a FACT, quit buying them so much god damn junk food! i know i dont want to get high if i dont have any food around!

[staceyalices]

some of these are me on my period o.0

[AresExodus]

Lol 90% of these are just regular teen things

[TheDarknothing]

How to Kiss, i need to know and im not going to ask my girlfriend so please, tell me how to kiss

[mrfail04]

1:04

...

"Das dildo."

[cuzinstyle]

Dad: Son are you doing drugs?

Son: No, i swear on my father's life.

Dad: Good enough for me

[toadysux]

lol fuck howcast this is a perfect way to break kid and parent relationships and trust forever

[fireman456ify]

this is all me and i dont do dungs

[fvJosh]

wait so i get high

[MegannManiacal]

...Um yeah that sounds like a normal teenager to me. You see we have this need to not tell our parents everything mainly because we are growing up and want to be independent. To all Parents leave your damn kids alone. Or be a awesome parent like my mom and talk to your kids like they are intelligent beings. We'll open up more to that.

[rukiaguy]

WTF this is stupid this is how a normal teen acts i do most of that stuff and ive never done drugs in my life...parents dont take this video seriously because they dont know what the hell there talking about also snooping into anybody's room(even your kid) is not right...most teens(boys) have other stuff that they like to keep private, howcast...go fuck yourself or make a new accurate video like step one: DRUG TEST and if hes doing drugs kid the kids ass not any of these unnecessary shit

[FapOffToFood]

@rukiaguy

the whole video sounds like a big joke to me so yea no need for your long useless comment

[hitter1997]

you know this kid isnt on drugs when they try to light a pipe without it being in their mouth ;)

[WaleedDaGreat]

This was cool until it got racist

[jabooper]

wtf? most of these things are just common signs of adolescence

[tauwilltriumph]

The kid looks like JC Denton.

[LukeHezzoXxX]

Thanks for telling me not what to do >:)

[CRAZYPICKLEJUICE45]

WTH who the f hides a lighter and a bong under their pillow

[360mrman]

or chocolaty wasted!!



[360mrman]

i have better things to do than get wasted!

[YamiliAKABieberStar]

I NEVER do drugs!!NEVER HAD NEVER WILL!! BTW LOL :) 0:23- 0:33!

[silentswan12]

lmfao his friend looks like the burnt cookie monster. this is just so sad im dying right now

[silentswan12]

step1:find weed and crack unnder their bed

step2:get high with them :)

[ILoveUberHaxorNova]

@silentswan12 youre a good parent. :)