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  • You don't seem very smart friend, you get angry at the white man for saying "nigger", but then you get made and in turn say a thousand more racist terms against white people. Use some logic, if you don't want people to use the "nigger" word, don't call them honkey, cracker, etc.

  • You're pretty good at sweeaaaaring!

  • im freakin 12,lol

  • Cracker ass, Honky ass, White oaf, Fake, Cracker, McAss Fucking Mutha Fuckah!!

  • I love this video man :D, I watch it every once in a while xd I've never seen anyone better at swearing than you are

    btw, what does "mick ass" means?

    Greetings from Sweden

  • @Khanryu ha ha that's one of coolest compliments I ever got. "mick" is a term used for someone Irish - I don't know it's origins - but it's used negatively most of the time "That freaking mick"

  • @Xelanderthomas ah thanks man =)

  • @Xelanderthomas I think, it's just the name "Mick", like "Fritz" for Germans or "Ivan" for Russians. Two (male) protagonists of an Irish joke - they might have lost the popularity they once used to have - usually are called Pat and Mick and there may have been dozens of Irish comedian duos who called themselves "Pat and Mick". In German, a certain B-word, "Bimbo", even more offensive than its N-colleague, probably shall suggest that it is a typical African name.

  • did he say negro?

  • If one guy made you angry?! Means you can be a dipshit and go around calling whites crackers? fuck you...

  • whine a little you colered man

  • @wc31966 LOL hee hee

  • hehe DONT SAY IT!

  • what you used the nigga around me you used the nigga around me im a nigger niggers nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger hahahahahah

  • Stupid niggers..

  • im asian, and this was sooo funny. i like you videos.

  • @alded03 Man, I would be greatly dissapointed if no one hated my videos. I think that I must be doing something wrong... face it, there are some people that I would worry if they liked my vides.

  • who you callin a cracker...bitch.

  • @xfsphaseshift ha HA HA HAHA

    I love it when people like you watch this video lol lol

  • You shouldn't have to clarify 'warning over the top edgy satire' if people are too dumb to understand this... they can fuck off.

  • @01hdav Thanks, I appreciate that. I just go so tired of the massive amount of stupid comments. I don't mind if someone is actually offended by language and the idea of the bit - that's their personal right - but it's when people actually take the content serious and try to argue against - it actually is pretty funny in itself.

  • i loved this.

  • AAAA FUCKING MEN !!

  • @Xelanderthomas yeah I know it's 5 am here in hell and I've been awake far past my bedtime, I actually tried to post another comment exclaiming the brilliance of this video (I didn't see either post so I figured they both posted and I'd delete my old one tomorrow after I try to sleep) but yeah not gonna lie I'm kinda embarassed, congrats that's pretty rare

  • @MusicIan423 thanks for your response...that's very coo. I appreciate it.

    peace :-)

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  • what is the n word?

  • nigger iddeot d´dude yue're funny

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    just too tell you

  • I think that this is interesting because you clearly stated that this was a satire NUMEROUS amounts of time..even in THE TITLE!..yet ppl still chose to ignore it and put racist comments...this just shows that the racists who make rude comments on Youtube are either A) Illiterate B) Ignorant and not the smartest tool in the shed or BOTH =)

    For the record..I don't agree with ANYONE saying the N-word..including myself...I don't use it so neither do the people around me.

  • Yes it rather amazing, isn't it? But I've long since given up trying to explain it. I know it's hard core but the point wouldn't be made if tried to sugar coat it. But some get it and some don't. Thanks for watching and commenting.

  • hahahahaha, just found this gem and checked out some other of your videos. Awesome! Thanks for the laughs and greetings from germany =D

  • How many times have you called someone a faggot? See you get pissed over getting called a Nigger, but youd call someone a Cracker of Faggot? Its the same damn thing, if only us black people can call each other Niggers then only gay men and women can call people Faggots and only white people can say Cracker, only Mexicans can say Spic. Guess you need to cut back on your vocabulary now huh?

  • Did you read the info box? Do you understand the word "satire"? If not go look it up.

    peace

  • You said "im (i am) an n word). So if your are that, and (blank) said that. Why are you pissed?

  • Get a dictionary, look up the words "satires & absurdity" then read describition box about the video.

  • ha this guy is just as racist as michael richards

  • no one will offend the brothers!!!

  • funny as a mutherfucker,

    My Bad Man, maybe I should have called myself

    "EatNWordShit"

    respectfully,

    Your a funny mutherfucker

  • AHahha rox xD

  • I say the N word is my sleep , haha

  • one day i hope to meet that man and say one faithful word "NIGGER!!!!"

  • can i use it?? LOL

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha whoooo

  • LMAO at 1st I thought you were lame, but this video changed my perspective of you. hahaha Were you talking about the Kramer guy? Since this video is sort of old, that's all I could think of.

  • "Bitch!"  Love it.

  • i have no problem with it, i hope that one day me( a white dude) will be able to say nigga to my black friends with out i being shot. I think i'm plenty qualified to do so. i'm in debt, im dating a big butted white women and i play the drums. i grew up in a big city in the "ghetto" been shot at, so y not me? i not mean nigger cause i agree that's bullshit i mean nigga which has become a form of social greeting

  • Interesting story. Hope we're all free one day.

  • nigger lol.

  • alright honky and cracker dont piss me off...im like watever...its a derogatory word just like nigger...but it dont offend white people cuz i guess we aint up tight...i dont think its right to be able to call us crackers and honkys and we call u niggers u got thirty million videos complainin...

  • Dude, you realize that this is a satire don't you? This video is on your side, it agrees with you. Get it?

  • k imma sound dumb i didnt totally know wat satire meant....my bad

  • Cool.

  • That was the best part of the whole video.... LMAO

  • i hate when pepole you use that word it pissses me off

  • exactly

  • let me tell you nigger haha.

  • you can call me crakcer but i cant call you a nigger you shouldnt call me a cracker and i shouldnt call you a nigger

  • exactly

  • LMAO!!!!!!! CRACKER ASS WHITE ASS WHITE ASSHOLE SHIT BITCH ASS HONKEY CRACKER! i laughed my ass off at that. dont call your self a n*gger though... that is self degradation.

  • Thanks, you understood my joke perfectly.

  • Don't be such a sensitive bitch, the word is just a word. I wouldn't take that asshole michael richards so seriously, I think the guy is desperate, probably a drug addict. People do and say stupid shit, I don't get all riled up every time a black person disrespects me with their loud ass music, their poor grasp of English, their aggressive posturing, or complete disdain for the laws of society. And life isn't perfectly fair for me, but I don't blame race...

  • What seems so stupid about your comment though, is that you're telling the guy to not take it so "seriously" when he's clearly fucking joking - the poor guy has even had to go so far as to state in the title that it's "over the top satire" and still fools think it's serious. That's the whole point of the bit, that "everybody" has their racist rants.

  • Are you certain? Claiming something is something doesn't make it that. I take the video at face value, and my interpretation is as stated originally, I don't care what the person says it is. If you are talking about this as some kind of commentary on life then it is a piece of art, and as art it is open to interpretation... Now, take your junior high school diploma and get the fuck up outta my grill, ya heard? LOL (I just acted black)

  • You're a fucking joke, assclown. That is all.

  • By the way, that was posted for ShawnTMills.

  • really nice....idiot.

  • Tosser

  • That tosser is meant for ShawnyTMills....obviously.

  • Cool Shit man ^^, the "Bitch" at the end made me laugh SO much xD

  • LOL. YOU N WORD!

  • did you notice the camera going out of focus? could that have been caused by the level of noise and aggression you were creating? still, i enjoyed it and thoroughly agree!

  • I never considered that. I just always thought it was because of the crappy camera I had at that time. :0

  • thanks for replying so quickly... I'm actually new to being a user on youtube, but i do like yor videos for the humour, and btw if you had to write an essay on Claudius (from Hamlet) at the Age of sixteen for an english essay at the age of fifteen what would you write, with a word limit of 800

  • @Xelanderthomas The N word, now take what you said to a white men about not using the N word, with the same emotion's that made you feel bad! Now apply that to a Black men. Because you and all of you have know right to use the N word.

  • @wally316 Is English your second language? I think you meant "to white men" not "to a white men" and "to a black man" not "to a black men" and also, I think (hope) you meant "...you have no right to use the N word" not "...you have know right..."

    I also want to know if you can read and if you read and understood the disclaimer in the info box. I usually call it "disclaimer for idiots"

  • i was laughing, because i know the problem.

    if a immigrant teenager entitles me a "scheiss schweizer" (fuckin' swiss guy), its okay but if i say "scheiss albaner/jugo/whatever" (fuckin' albanian) i'm a terrible racist or i get hit by these other teenagers.

    its because when i say it, i hurt their "pride". can't i be proud of being a swiss guy? why not? because i'm grown up here? i Know about their past with war and stuff. but their GRANDPARENTS suffered of that.

    so it's a little bit the same.

  • I grew up here and they grew up here.

    let the old generation rest...

  • I agree, but if it's not ok for others to call you the "n" word, then you cant call us(white people) "honkey" or "craka", to me i take offence to honkey same as u being called the "n" word.

  • Yeah, that's whole point of the satire. (I'm getting depressed) (Read the comment below this one)

  • Way to go on missing the joke, retard.

  • ok so it was a joke...but if a white guy does the same about black ppl it is no longer considerd a joke and its racist.. and he gets shot.. fair enough?

  • Relax.. Its Satire you deluded arse. Nothing racist is offended.

  • The only problem I see with satire is when stupid people come across it and cannot recognize it. I think you present a very valid point, in a very edgy and sarcastic manner. I agree with what you're saying here. Too bad stupid people ruin satire...

  • Yeah, thanks, but see as frustrating as that is, is as rewarding as it is when people like yourself see it and get so it's worth keeping it up.

  • so you cant use the N word lets look at the evidence:- richard pryor, eddie murphy, chris rock, a choice of (c)rap songs from the last 10 years. forgive me i have no idea what started this argument but i dont care. respect oneself and others will respect you. And i aint a cracker i am white (see? respect for myself)

  • Ok, now clam down and get a dictionary are look up the word "satire" and then contemplate what maker of the video could possible mean when he says in the title and discription WARNING: edgy over the top satire. And you'll be alright.

  • I agree with you.

    100%.

  • Im a comedian too Alexander, freedom of speech is important to me, especially when the two faced cunts who are trying to stifle free speech under the banner of protecting people from hatred, are then starting wars all over the fucking place against some of the weakest nations in the world. Its good to see someone like yourself, ripping the shit out of their bullshit political correctness.

  • I'd love to see you perform this in front of all those two faced fucking hypocrite politicians and civil servants who dictate that we cant say this or that, because it may denegrate one section of society or another, but then send our young men and women to Iraq and Afghanistan and other places to kill the very kinds of people that they are saying need to be protected from certain words.

    Laugh and let laugh, live and let live, love and let love.

  • Wow, preach on!

  • I think that the funniest thing about it is that it shows up this politically correct society that we live in for the bag of shit that it really is. As the legendary Lenny Bruce once said, "The only reason that certain words have a power is because of our reluctance to say them". Whether it be nigger or white cracker or whatever, they rae only words. When we are told what we can or cannot say, then thats a very dangerous situation.

  • This video did make me laugh as i got the meaning behind it =] i do hate people who are actually like what you are portraying in this...but this jst made me howl with laughter...good job =]

  • Yeah, I really hate people like that too. My hopes for people watching this video is that the understand that's it mocking that kind of a-hole and they laugh at him. Thanks for watching.

  • FUCK ME THATS FUNNY! That is the funniest thing that I have seen for a long, long, time. A black guy making fun out of the fact that we live in a world where we cant speak certain words. He shows the craziness of it all by saying, after a four latter rant, "theres some words that you cant use... bitch!" FUCKING AMAZING! This is what is needed, black and white laughing at each other and ouselves but most of all...together.

  • Thanks, I'm really glad you get it.

  • Yeah, but don't go using the S word (snowflake) that's our word. ;)

  • better get my kkk on yo ass son, don dissin my race, fo shizzle ma nizzle, bidda be some muhfuggen bixnood

  • your just as racist for saying cracker/honkie you black pawed porch monkey

  • Yeah, no shit Sherlock. That's the point of the fucking satire, fool. Now I know you think of superior intelligence so go get a dictionary and look up the mean of the word satire. While at look up sarcasm and irony.

  • imma slice yo up like OJ did to dem ite hoes

  • sat·ire -(sāt'īr') Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity. --------------------

    Satire, Satire you ingorant bastard. Taking this shit seriously is like talking back to the television because you think the people are real fuckin idiot. I'ma slice yo' ass up and put in the ice box like Jeffery Dahmer.

  • don't make me go wicky wil wil west on yo ass dawg

  • shutup hobo, you mess.

  • you crumpet munching pig, your filth like american swines!

  • So Im assuming he was Irish

  • Who was?

  • lmao you're right man, some people just don't f-wording get this f-word b-s-word about using the f-wording n-word all the time xD two thumbs up especially for "bitch" lol

  • you think just because you put in quotes "warning edgy over the top satire" its ok to be a complete racist asshole. you cant use your stupid quotes as an excuse. your preaching about racism , but you are the racist. i dont understand how people find this funny just becuase he put in quotes some bullshit. \

  • HAHAHAHA. man someone didnt get the joke. its satire hes not being racist. hes poking fun at a double standard in society.

  • LOL THAT WAS FUNNY MAN! you're my favorite youtube comedian!!

  • hahaha YOU are a funny man...

  • I really like this video. I keeps getting funnier everytime I watch it. You definitely drive your point home.

    One thing: Your voice sounds extremely familiar, especially at the beginning of your video. For some reason, I think it might you sound like an actor but I do not know who. The tone of your voice/inflection pattern seem very familiar - but I don't know why.  Have you ever been told you sound like _______?

    Great video - I love sarcasim (even if I cannot spell it).

  • Thanks, I'm happiest when people get this video because I know it's over the top and many people don't get the sarcasm. It makes sad and doubt the intelligence level out there. BTW sarcasm is a tough one because it dose sound like it should be sar-ca-sim

    but it's spelled without that I - don't know why.

  • I knew that the (i) did not look right. I am a terrible speller. I have trouble spelling words like address and sarcasm but I can spell words like mesothelioma without any problem. Strange.

  • fucking hillarious!!! haha

  • Wow you tell it! I can't belive that people say stuff like that or even think it. If I would have ever said that word to my mom I would have been beaten!!! Hasn't everyone taken a history class? What is wrong with people I swear! If you want to say slur word against whites which is totaly desirved honky is nothing to us, white trash now that's insualting. Hocky is if your from the country.

  • Ruthie, Ruthie, you sound kind of serious my dear. I can't tell if you get the point of the video or not. After months of people being to dull witted to get it, I finally put "edgy over the top satire" right in the title in hopes that it might make people stop and think about the video and the point it comically makes about the absurd contridictory double standards of some people....but I guess not. :(

  • Yep...the double standard wasn't lost on this viewer. F-ing-word, n-word, hypocrites!

    Funny.

  • I got hit on the head with a rock (it grazed me so I was "ok") and was yelled at about being white and around the same time (I was in college) I had a gun pulled on me by a black student who then lied to the administration and said that I had yelled racial slurs at him first. And I honestly never even thought in generalized terms or slurs. I was mad at the idiots, not at a race. Yeah, I grappled for a while about the state of things. But I'm glad I can laugh and think about videos like yours.

  • I'm goin got write a personal message about this.

  • HAY so you think it's OK for you to use the word NIGGA to other black people but white people can't say it at all! and you think it's alright to use the word honky to white people when ever you LIKE!

    Then FUCK YOU!

  • OH i am sorry about my comment, i have just seen that video of Micheal Richards he was a PRICK!

    He said the N-word too may times!

    HE WAS A TOTAL CUNT!!!

  • theres an  n-word!

  • I believe we can't use the N-word, but we're allowed to call you black I hope?

  • omg u were on a roll!! woot you tell 'em! i love this vid 5/5

  • That`s tellin em! Go dude, go!

  • People of all colors can be called the n-word. Only one race is offended deeply by it. I understand why but I think it's time to pick a word and use it. White trash or maybe i can say (the W word) is stupid to me. Lets pick one word for it all. lol my dog is such an N-word. You see It shouldn't matter.

  • I think obviously, if you get the satire of my video (which some don't)you know I basically agree. I do have say, however, that it's proably easier for someone white to say that a word that was used to competely dehumanize, and supported subjagation of a whole people isn't or shouldn't be offensive. The sad truth is that in the history of the word people were actually treated as less than you N-word dog. I'm making fun of hypocrisy of name calling. Peace.

  • Political correctness is a euphemism for illiteracy.

  • Damn this is funny and the subtext is a great point. You are almost as good at swearing as Samuel L. Jackson and he is an extremely talented actor with training.

    5***** and subed.

    Love and peace to all.

  • What do you mean, so am I! I trained at the Juilliard School of Cussing.

  • Xelanderthomas: Holy MF-word S-word. If only I knew that there was such a school,I would have attended years ago.

    Can I train under you? Please.

    My F-word talent for swearing is so S-word that I need immediate help.

  • i don't get it????

  • ???

    Amazing. Though most of the more recent comments indicate people are getting the point of this video, there are just too many people that don't get it. The killer is that it is SPELLED OUT IN ENGLISH IN THE SECTION ENTITLED "ABOUT THIS VIDEO." Xelanderthomas, please tell me that you only added that explanation recently--PLEASE!

  • Yes, you are correct. I just got to frustrated with the number of people who just didn't have a clue. Sorry to insult people with half a brain but I just had to. The same thing with the Kambon videos and I still get people who don't get it. Thanks.

  • Hahahaha, thank you.

    I remember when I saw that video of him, the guy in the audience thinking- "Why does he care so much if he's equally as racist?"

    Haha. Awesome stuff.

  • I have black friends but I hate niggers. My black friends are not niggers. Racists, Ignorant people, and lazy people are considered niggers. but not all blacks are.

  • I lol'd. Hard.

  • haha!!! excellent!

  • Well Played!hahaha

  • SHO YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

  • i'm really late on seeing and hearing this video, but it's never too late, if it's here,

    i can still make my comments. Lol i'm silly.

    Yes! Bravo true. you did so niiiicccceee again giggles but so true.

  • im black and i HATE the n 'word'

    but this made me laugh

  • I've studied satire for quite a while now.

    And I have to say.. this was delivered.. perfectly. If this was written on paper, I still would have been able to smell the satire from miles away.

    I loved this video. Thank you for making my day brighter.

  • Thank you, one of the higest compliments I've had. :)

  • Yeah, I finally accept that my acting was a little too good in this one, but that's the danger in satire. If you do it too phoney it's kind of ineffective really. But the whole point is to mock people who seriously think it's ok use degoratory terms except for the ones pointed at them.

  • This exactly why I subscribed to you. Great video. The thing with Michael Richards calling those guys the "N Word". The "N Word" is just a word. In his whole dialog you could tell what he was trying to do. He was trying to get a negative reaction and he knew that would do it.

  • Someone dosn't get it.

    Good work on the effort though.

  • getonwithitgawd: Was that comment directed to me? I'm just wondering if it is and why. I did read the "About This Video" and I thought my reference to subtext made my observations obvious. If your comment was for someone else then I apologize for the misunderstanding. Love and peace to you.

  • No sir, that was directed at "sspanzeroberst"

    Which I can only assume translates into some kind of dumb-shit neo-nazi idiocy.

    Basically, I'm insulting him, but I really don't expect him to get that either.

    Your comments were entirely appropriate for a person who understands and appreciates the video. At least insofar as my understanding of the video. XD

    Peace to you as well ribbit.

  • getonwithitqawd: Thank you for replying and letting me know. I went to see this "sspanzeroberrst" page. Guess what I found?

    ACCOUNT SUSPENDED!

    I'm hoping this means less hatred being spread. It may only be one person but all great change has begun with one person.

    If that person was a neo-nazi I think that they would be surprised at how their attempt to spread hate backfired and it just makes others more determined to spread love.

    Love and peace to all.

  • You should watch it, I understand you more from watching many of your videos but if you perhaps did not know what satire is defined as.

    You wouldnt come off to well.

  • I appriciate you watching and taking the time to comment, but no, I shouldn't "watch it" - I don't care. You get it or you don't. I'm not here to cater to the lowest common demoninator. There's enough dumming down in society anyway, that's why most people don't challenge themselves to go beyond their most simplistic understanding of things. ;)

    peace

  • You make a good point, i love your videos and it seems im not the only one.

    Those who dont understand can just stop watching .

    Keep up the good work.

  • Yeah, thanks alot, solitary2911. I just think if any artist whether it's music, comdey or whatever, starts to try and please everyone they end up watering down what makes them good because they're being so careful.

  • Damn I love your attitude.

  • I liked this video. I get your point. Almost every ethnic group can use racial slurs except for caucasians. It's a double standard.

  • THANK YOU! You "do" get it! Whew, I was beginging to worry about peoples ability to get satire. It's like you have to spell every joke out nice and neatly. Thanks for being awake.

  • LOL again.

  • hahahah i really liked this one, pretty funny man

  • Last I checked, the n-word doesn't have some sort of magical force field around it that keeps it from being vocalized. Its not that hard to pronouce either. If you can say vinegar, you can say it. I think you need to study harder.

  • haha clever

  • Thanks, if you read some of the other comments you'll know why I'm gald you get it. A lot of these people take it serious.

  • Who I am, what I am, what I look like, what I'm like, etc.

    So long as these psychological identities are given matter to, problems shall exist. It will certainly be too long before anyone can ever achieve anything remotely near to true social harmony and understanding.

  • That's the point or certainly one of them.

  • One of the comments stated how people need to get over their racial identity ("black/white.") But in as much as this would be a great ideal to live up to, the greatest problem of this is that regardless of your race, ideals and so forth; the true barrier is the recognition of one's identity.

  • And this is kind of dialogue that needs to take place and doesn't unless provoked. They wouldn't be saying that nor you responding with this had you not been. Is it over the top? Yes. Is it worth provoking the very kinds of dialogue you are making? Yes.

  • Ohh, actually I came across this by accident and curiosity got the best of me. Truth be told that "provoking" isn't necessarily a willing effort for even body language says more than the mouth does. The "N-word" is commonly used by African-Americans nowadays, and it requires little knowledge of psychology to undestand the consequences of commonly used words.

  • There are ways of approach to everything, this is certain. Some are more effective than others but all produce consequences. In this case, while you are defending your right of what we all know as "equality" you are disrupting your very point by resorting to retaliation through the same kind of hate you bash against.

  • Like I said, it's an edgy, risky piece. The risk is there is always a danger of misinterpretation. You completely misinterpret my point if you see this as a <b> retaliation<b/>.