The other day I was at work, and I pulled up an order with the customer's name "Claudia". I said it like Toby and the girl on the other line was like "OMG PERFECT DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH?!?!" Then I was all super awkward because I don't.
firing a cannon from your hand is possible now. yeah. but, we don't call them cannons. what was that word. it's on the tip of my tongue. oh yeah. it's called a GUN
I expected that horse to start going crazy like Epona in Twilight Princess. Oh god. Uno momento is the same in Spanish and Italian. Those languages must have the same origin. Hand cannons have been around for quite awhile during this time. ♪♫OWNED♪♫! DAAAAAAAAMMMMN! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME TO STAY UP TO WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE!
HEY GUYS, PLEASE DO READ AND JUST SPEND 2 MINS OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS PLZ! I do the same thing a toby here and im getting Call of Duty MW3 tomorrow and im making a video of me going right through the entire campain, so please check out my channel and wait for it to be uploaded, thank you! PLZ THUMBS UP SO MORE CAN READ THIS
@supernecio007 Technically wouldn't florins be a European currency, anyway? Florins were Italian, Italia is in Europe. Florins are European. Makes sense to me. What, nothing in the world is European? Things have to be known only by the exact region they were MOST prominent in?
the day toby dies, there will be a public service anouncement made by the president and he will have a HUGE furnjal, and they will serve nuggets in buiscets
@kitcatkat13 and i was agreeing with her it doesn't make sense to say something is for guys and whats for girls especially when theres hot buff guys in it... guess i should have added
this is hell not just a guy game!! i've played all the assassins creeds and i lOVE them!!!! so whoever said that is weird (exept if Toby said it because he is the king of epicosity!!!)
all video games are aimed torwards guys, but it takes awesome chicks (like myself, 123superbabe, and xXangedelamorte) to like and be bosses at.. just saying... :)
@abmcv11 Me and my two sisters VERY MUCH ENJOY video games. XDD Unfortunately, I have zero hand-eye coordination, but I still like to play them once in a while. All I ask is that my sisters don't try to show me any Amnesia videos, which they promptly ignore. XDD
okay, im girl too, but face it, these games are generally designed more for boys than for girls. Doesnt mean we cant enjoy them, but its aimed more to guys. So its safe to assume Toby's expecting a male orientated audience.
@sodagirl101ful RIGHT ON -fistbump- I hate it when I beat my guy friend at videogames and he gets pissed just because I'm a girl. I don't even wear makeup or skirts or ahything and half of my closet consists of guy's clothes. And my room is all boyish. Most people get my room confused with my brother's.~
@sodagirl101ful Lol....GIRL RAGE!!!. But all jokes aside i feel what you're saying...I'm not a girl.... But i can feel what you're saying... Assasins creed is far more better than... Ice skating or....Little barbie dress up games and shit.
AAJKSHDASKLDJSAD I HATE THE RYTHEM HEVEN GAME ADD SAL;ADKAL;D
davidwick709 1 day ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
LOST O HOW I LOVE LOST IT IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW
T00MuchMinecraft 1 day ago
Hankgames: I will touch you cannons all day lo-- that came out wrong...
Tobygames: GO! Touch you cannons! Fondle them!
jayfeather101love 2 days ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Wheres part 5
nobody7713 2 days ago
fu a ddddddddd
smosfan1000000 3 days ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Toby mounted the horse faster than me Dx
NineInchNailsxFan 1 week ago
@NineInchNailsxFan Same here!
TheAwsomeCheesecake 1 week ago
toby is awesome and so funny!!!!! love his vids
jjoihopness 3 weeks ago
"Doesnt always see me falling out of the sky." ITS RAINING MEN!!! Sorry >.> lol
wolfur1 4 weeks ago
3:29 I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID. XDDD
"No!"
Twotailedfox01 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TobyGames
THE Niccolo Machiavelli???!!!!??? Holy shit, thats awesome!!!!
terrorknight03 1 month ago
i guess ur right,
welll.....actually i dont care
XD
gigabyte1706 1 month ago
TOBY: i always win! and ur eyes r creepily white.....
ME: *giggle*
TOBY: fix dat
ME:heehhehehehaahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHlol
gigabyte1706 1 month ago
Toby: why is it glowing gold?
Me: cause its a CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNOOON PEEENISS XD
MsVanky 1 month ago 4
lost reference! love you so much toby!!!(:
WhyCantiSee47 1 month ago
The other day I was at work, and I pulled up an order with the customer's name "Claudia". I said it like Toby and the girl on the other line was like "OMG PERFECT DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH?!?!" Then I was all super awkward because I don't.
I know, super cool story, bro.
ImSeriously 1 month ago
@ImSeriously well then maybe because it's italian in this case :P
verbena305 4 weeks ago
The more episodes of these I watch, the more convinced I am that Toby hasn't played any of the previous Assassin's Creed games...
derekphu 2 months ago
I didn't realise toby wasn't always so loud and that he didn't shout at everything lol
ollyfreestone 2 months ago
Ezio: I AM NOT HERE TO DEBATE THE PAST!
Toby: Oopsie-Daisiess.
Feeguin 2 months ago
Draybolt4 they actually had cannons that fired from your hands like a mixture of a gun and a cannon but you probably know this....
NateLawlit 2 months ago
OMFG it took me FOREVER to find mario's friggin horse. only because at first i thought he went the other way >.<
xxohschnappzjackiexx 2 months ago
Ezio:"What time is it?" Me: "ADVENTURE TIME!!" Engineer: "I make cannons not clocks.. -___-" Me: "Fuck you, it's Adventure Time.."
xxdeathholidayxx 2 months ago 30
firing a cannon from your hand is possible now. yeah. but, we don't call them cannons. what was that word. it's on the tip of my tongue. oh yeah. it's called a GUN
Draybolt4 2 months ago
I sear half the time I watch these, I end up screaming at him cuz he SUCKS at this game. Bit he's funny...
roofis1230 2 months ago
Ezio:What time is it?
Me:Time to get a watch!!!!
Cannon Guy:I make cannons not clocks.
Me:Damn.
Chiyaharu 2 months ago 2
My friend said your accent sounds Italian and Russian at the same time
chibigrunt 2 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Intro or outro of whiteness! Is it just me or does it seem like he's getting that from his Amnesia let's play???
yusuro23 2 months ago
dont worry im a drunk idiot!
NoHumHappyDuck 2 months ago
6:39 lol lol
MrThecodebreaker 2 months ago
Ezio: Do you know what time it is?
me: ADVENTURE TIME! What, we're not doing that anymore? crap!
619player13 2 months ago
did toby say "o sh!t." 0.0
1:54-2:00
Bluelian1000 2 months ago
these videos are one thats what she said joke after another but I ca't say them 'cause I took an arrow to the knee
bloodwraith11 2 months ago
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randomisoful 2 months ago
0:00 to skip adverts. WIN.
ChrissieMadIpod 2 months ago
omg at the edge of the roof Ezio runs like in Naruto haha :)
sorstagameboy 2 months ago
video y u no load?!
luedriver 2 months ago
I expected that horse to start going crazy like Epona in Twilight Princess. Oh god. Uno momento is the same in Spanish and Italian. Those languages must have the same origin. Hand cannons have been around for quite awhile during this time. ♪♫OWNED♪♫! DAAAAAAAAMMMMN! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME TO STAY UP TO WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE!
twilightwindwaker 3 months ago
Toby:son of a gun
Me:horse
1014ciaran 3 months ago
Ezio: "tell caterina I look forward to seeing her tonight"
Toby: "in the bed"
Me: "literally"
MrFishmaster08 3 months ago 118
17 people's breath are more fatal than 1,797 people's cannons.
furygun81 3 months ago
I still can't believe i got the top comment. :D
TheAwesomeness730 3 months ago
@TheAwesomeness730 no ur not
Kkakasih12 3 months ago
@elliotbalo10 Are you 5 years old? I'm 100% sure it says "Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay, enter Bald Guy With a Cape." Please, go to school.
GabeLasher14 3 months ago
FUCK DAMN HORSE!!!
sasuke200363 3 months ago
17 pepo arent Auditore's
Blur5290 3 months ago
17 people disliked this Video :D
wtbiz 3 months ago
how ever shot that arrow gone a pay. enter bold guy with a cape
elliotbalo10 3 months ago
OH COME ON! i've been sneezing for the past 3 hours, so i watch these and BOOM no sneezing
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RyotaShiro24 3 months ago
CORRECTION---Suck on this...*BOOM*...oowwneed xD
Bradford14QB 3 months ago
Sit on this...*BOOM*...oowwneed
Bradford14QB 3 months ago
Damn, I miss Ezio looking like this!
And I miss Toby's odd Italian accent. Do the Revelation's gameplay! <3
tanjida2008 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyGames 3
hahaha fire to something to test the - Toby: shut up!!
loonaqueen 3 months ago
1:23 hes owling
jonathankim1999 3 months ago
I was waiting for a Lost reference
...
TheCody122 3 months ago
@supernecio007 I'd rather listen to Toby's commentary during the cutscenes, It's more interesting than re-watching cutscenes I've seen already.
snypo12 3 months ago
Hello-ah Toby
snypo12 3 months ago
lol 3:45get the hell over there and touch them, fondle them :D
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HEY GUYS, PLEASE DO READ AND JUST SPEND 2 MINS OF YOUR TIME TO READ THIS PLZ! I do the same thing a toby here and im getting Call of Duty MW3 tomorrow and im making a video of me going right through the entire campain, so please check out my channel and wait for it to be uploaded, thank you! PLZ THUMBS UP SO MORE CAN READ THIS
Sillybear98 3 months ago
lost reference win
xXStUsMiLeYXx 3 months ago
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worst let's play I've ever seen, shut up at least during cut-scenes instead of making st*pid comments, will search another LP
also @jspang91 florins were the italian currency not european dumb*ss.
supernecio007 3 months ago
@supernecio007 why u being mean? :(
xXStUsMiLeYXx 3 months ago
@supernecio007
U MAD, bruh? ;P
CyanideIntensity 3 months ago
@supernecio007 horrible troll 0/10
MGSKING100 3 months ago
@supernecio007
We never told you to watch, you don't like it, suck it up princess. Not everything is made for you.
Ricwulf 3 months ago
@Ricwulf HELLO PRINCESS!
huntedhunter09 1 month ago
@Ricwulf oh my b its LETS GO PRINCESS WE FTW!
huntedhunter09 1 month ago
@supernecio007 Technically wouldn't florins be a European currency, anyway? Florins were Italian, Italia is in Europe. Florins are European. Makes sense to me. What, nothing in the world is European? Things have to be known only by the exact region they were MOST prominent in?
MichaelCastian 3 months ago
@supernecio007 i got 130 likes, ur argument is invalid :P
jspang91 3 weeks ago
hey toby hit me up on xbox 360 HellFaceSr
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omg he knows lost hahah i am watching it again
ventusRules89227 4 months ago
im a girl and play this game
WickedLady2010 4 months ago
f's are florins, european currency in that era FELLOW NERDS UNNIIIIIITTTEE!
jspang91 4 months ago 130
@jspang91
kickyourass25 2 months ago
@jspang91 YEAH
waca2001 2 months ago
thumps up if you have got the horse in under 10 seconds and with 1 try
mrpie6666 4 months ago
Am I the only one who has watched this commentary like...489390296895 times? xD
TheFaceman909 4 months ago 3
@TheFaceman909 theres not even that many views......are....are you a wizard?
awesomeashe 4 months ago
@awesomeashe
HELLYEAH~
TheFaceman909 4 months ago
@bvball130 it's called florins
Yippy2104Productions 4 months ago
I called it f's too! I think its florence or something
bvball130 4 months ago
"You are very unlucky I have a crosshair on my radar that tells me where you are."
I bet the guy would have been like "What the f*ck are you talking about?"
EpicWin4231 4 months ago
More girls play AC that I know then guys.
Kovitlac 4 months ago
Weird. That place where they all gathered looked exactly like the first games place :3
BuildABearWatcher 4 months ago
Toby..your Russian accent sounds like Borat...
musicfreak1013345 4 months ago
@musicfreak1013345 umm,he tries to sound italian...I think.
Alcidix12 4 months ago
I have no idea what this game is (well, now I do, efter I've watched these) and I don't own an xbox. But your fun to listen to! ^^
iGNONERA 4 months ago
젠장 광고~
dkahrjs2 4 months ago
dooms day dagger of death!
No! toby you're alergic to alliteration! XD
AliceInUnderland666 4 months ago
both of the top comment is very funny(stating the obvious)
symz93 4 months ago
Whenever a cutscene of Ezio plays, Im like 'hothothothothothothot'. Oh how I love playing this game.
AbsentHokage 4 months ago 3
the day toby dies, there will be a public service anouncement made by the president and he will have a HUGE furnjal, and they will serve nuggets in buiscets
Ihatemath55 4 months ago
@Ihatemath55 dont speak of the day D:
StaticShockSims23 3 months ago
@Ihatemath55
diped in bbq sace and mashed potatoes
Basekillmenlawz 2 months ago
I like to fondle my cannon too ;)
MrAndrewriley14 4 months ago
the first i must grab that horse itv was around the castle
aearagorn 5 months ago
WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION ABOUT GENDERED GAMES????
void7889 5 months ago 2
Saying that things are for either gender is retarded - if you wanna do something do it.. if not then don't... it's that friggen simple..
Kasperloeye 5 months ago
I DID IT! I FINALLY SNEEZED IN ONE OF HIS VIDS!!!
NoNoobShit 5 months ago 160
@NoNoobShit I did too O:
EpicWin4231 4 months ago
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@NoNoobShit it has not yet happend to me
DualGameBoy 3 months ago
@NoNoobShit THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE IS JEALOUS
LunaLiddell 3 months ago
@LunaLiddell Yes, I am jealous, haha
minecrafthellraiser 3 months ago
@NoNoobShit i just really wanted to see @nonoobshit
pikachusgonewild22 3 months ago in playlist TOBY'S CREED
@NoNoobShit omg me to!!!!!
Aburamegirl32 3 months ago
@NoNoobShit
Bless you.
furygun81 3 months ago
Love how his italian accent sounds like Borat
bnorthninja 5 months ago 68
HEY! us chicks play these games too, you know. i love assassin's creed and cod and halo and all of them, they're amazing. :D
OleMatsen 5 months ago
Are you playing this on the toilet? You sound a little...strained, at times.
hutty210 5 months ago
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Hazelmariee101 5 months ago
Aaand jump! Perfect... perfect execution! hahaha
PyrozPlayground 5 months ago
how did he film this on a playstasion?
wopsieneter 5 months ago in playlist Toboscus Assassins Creed Brotherhood
HOW FUCKING MANY LIVES DO YA HAVE? when I was finished with the game (story) I had like ten?
TheMrGucker 5 months ago
WTF! Toby caught the horse on his first try!?! it took me 5 minutes to catch that damn horse!!!
SirKobrias 5 months ago
I love boy games not girlie games and i'm a girl right now i'm in a celtic shirt and trackies and trainers
WILDGAL99 5 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (Gameplay)
its actually every 108 seconds.
101kissfan 5 months ago
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Games usually glitch for toby more than I have ever seen them glitch.
AirmanTREECE 5 months ago
7:32LMFAOOOO!
ShellyFayeXoO 5 months ago
6:39 I died laughing.
TheWizardOfOddity 5 months ago
I accually had to learn how to perfect my Italian accent for a play I was in. I was Signora Bene Pantelone. Bene Pantelone means Good Pants XD
Shinymew4u 5 months ago
@Shinymew4u I just realized I know you.
Ric0chetR0cket 5 months ago
I saw sex scene on the side...OMG TOBY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR REACTION OMGOMOMG
FashionWithAttitude 5 months ago
Tumbs up if you want toby to play dead island
XXgam3rg0dXX 6 months ago
I am now deafened by the add
Thank you google
DarkSciencez 6 months ago 2
Yep this game is totally just for guys. Girls hate watching hot buff guys with sexy accents run around.
SpiffyGinny 6 months ago 207
@SpiffyGinny lol your totaly right my sister is playing this all day i cant use the xbox for a few seconds :3
thexcrafters 5 months ago
@SpiffyGinny that really doesn't make sense
Dunnygirl21 4 months ago
@Dunnygirl21 They were being sarcastic.... -.-
kitcatkat13 4 months ago
@kitcatkat13 and i was agreeing with her it doesn't make sense to say something is for guys and whats for girls especially when theres hot buff guys in it... guess i should have added
Dunnygirl21 4 months ago
@Dunnygirl21 Ah...okay. I get it now.
kitcatkat13 4 months ago
@SpiffyGinny the three vote downs for your comments are girls
ARK99BC 4 months ago
I love this game and I'm a girl, and I'm not one of those loser-ish no social life kind of girl who play games.
JellyBunyProductions 6 months ago
omg toby has 16 dislike ,those were probably the dummies that got blasted
Lastabcismine 6 months ago 2
@Lastabcismine no, those were the people who could never catch a slug, much less a horse.
NFRRAM 6 months ago
"Where is this Desmond?"
"He hides underground and pushes a button every 20 hours" XD
HA, that cracked me up!
ASkyfiOriginal 6 months ago
i love your accent
proudt2 6 months ago in playlist Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood by TobyGames
a hadn cannon was the first gun toby lol like so he can see
Lastabcismine 6 months ago 2
this is hell not just a guy game!! i've played all the assassins creeds and i lOVE them!!!! so whoever said that is weird (exept if Toby said it because he is the king of epicosity!!!)
Souperandom843 6 months ago
this was posted on my birthday! :)
CrystalBright13 6 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Wussup giiiiirrrll XD
BilalWasHere 6 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
When he did the Russian accent he sounded like my dad...oh I love listening to tobuscus's commentary
Zuzumetan 6 months ago
I saw a Toby commercial on a Jesse Cox game. Then a yogscast game. And NOW a Toby game!
TheParadisis 6 months ago
Uno momento.Nobody else will touch my CAAAANNNOOON PENISS!!
billbobuscus 6 months ago
I've never played assassins creed. Does that make me a nerd?
TheBradenewee1 6 months ago
Have u Y
tried using the lifts Toby
Titch1101 6 months ago
all video games are aimed torwards guys, but it takes awesome chicks (like myself, 123superbabe, and xXangedelamorte) to like and be bosses at.. just saying... :)
abmcv11 6 months ago
@abmcv11 *raises hand slowly8 an..an..and me too? :3
cherry0202 6 months ago
@abmcv11 Me and my two sisters VERY MUCH ENJOY video games. XDD Unfortunately, I have zero hand-eye coordination, but I still like to play them once in a while. All I ask is that my sisters don't try to show me any Amnesia videos, which they promptly ignore. XDD
PaigeEatsJoo 6 months ago
@abmcv11 haha ^.-!
billbobuscus 6 months ago
@abmcv11 Not all video games are aimed towards guys.
SPORE, the Fable series, ect.
SunTzuSaidFight 6 months ago
okay, im girl too, but face it, these games are generally designed more for boys than for girls. Doesnt mean we cant enjoy them, but its aimed more to guys. So its safe to assume Toby's expecting a male orientated audience.
123superbabe 6 months ago
@123superbabe i bet you like the sex scene
MrTheslimshady2000 6 months ago
@MrTheslimshady2000 now im curious, why would you even bring that up? and to answer your question, no, i didnt like the sex scene
123superbabe 6 months ago
6:38 Don't worry Toby, I guarantee you no one saw that.
PanicSunday 6 months ago 4
Why is he such a noob?
andythedestro12 6 months ago
@andythedestro12 dunno but its funny as hell
OliverBunce 6 months ago
Ahh we love lost references.
juju2sexe 6 months ago
i hate it when people say things are only for guys im a girl i love more guy things and girl crap
sodagirl101ful 6 months ago 178
@sodagirl101ful like??
pitthepwner 6 months ago
@sodagirl101ful RIGHT ON -fistbump- I hate it when I beat my guy friend at videogames and he gets pissed just because I'm a girl. I don't even wear makeup or skirts or ahything and half of my closet consists of guy's clothes. And my room is all boyish. Most people get my room confused with my brother's.~
Shinymew4u 5 months ago
@Shinymew4u It's weird because of that DN Angel Wall scroll.
Ric0chetR0cket 5 months ago
@Ric0chetR0cket Lawl
waitwhy the---nevermind
Shinymew4u 5 months ago
@sodagirl101ful I can understand why. Assassins Creed is far more awesome than um... Barbie's Little Pony Adventure?
ixSonnyK 5 months ago
@sodagirl101ful Lol....GIRL RAGE!!!. But all jokes aside i feel what you're saying...I'm not a girl.... But i can feel what you're saying... Assasins creed is far more better than... Ice skating or....Little barbie dress up games and shit.
UnstoppableBrawler 5 months ago
@sodagirl101ful r u a lesbo???
MUBEENZAFAR1 5 months ago
@MUBEENZAFAR1 nop im a tomboy theres a difference
sodagirl101ful 5 months ago
@sodagirl101ful cool nothing wrong with that
MUBEENZAFAR1 5 months ago
@sodagirl101ful Well I mean its not like girls are into killing dozens of enemies by stabbing them and watching blood pour out
thebigman4444 5 months ago
@thebigman4444 ........They are or some not all us like barbies and shit
animefighter2468 5 months ago
@thebigman4444 All the girls I know do.
Ezraked 4 months ago
@sodagirl101ful You know that all of those likes are from guys who are excited by the very thought that you are a girl, right?
ausdude77 4 months ago
@ausdude77 No? I didn't like her comment because of that. What would make you think people did? She has a good point.
SlightlyXxHDxX 4 months ago